How would robots react to a roastie doing this?

I would probably have a panic attack, so many different variables would be going off in my head.

>>39558627
Politely ask her if she'd be ok with me pulling out my dick and beating off while staring at her vagina.

I'd be disgusted but ultimately happy she was on public transportation.
Schizophrenic bums will eventually beat, rape, or kill this animal.

>>39558627
get really really close to her and maybe sit opposite of her so i can sniff that pussy somehow

id start to rape that shit out of her knowing that it would be my only chance to lose my virginity

>>39558627
I'd get off the bus.
That's revolting.

Why am I on a bus I own a car.

i have motion sickness and extreme social anxiety so i would most likely vomit.

>>39558627
I don't even know. There's this Stacey and uni that has these big fat fake titties she always talks about and she said "HI ANON" to me today while she wasn't wearing a bra and high beaming. I couldn't even handle that.

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just look out window and try and ignore it.
whilst adopting a seated fetal position

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Isn't this technically sexual assault on men?

>>39558627
That looks like Ciara's vagina.

>>39558627
"Umm you have no panties on"

>>39558627
pretend I don't notice

call the police for sexual harassment

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>>39558627
You should be more cautious, who knows what manner of disgusting things have been excreted onto that public seat.

>>39558627
Metal shit in face.
Stubble and razor bumps.
Ignore and move on.


Unrelated..
None of those things is a fucking accordion, dumbass!

Instantly question why I'm on a bus and how I got there

>>39559603
Uh...source?

Origklhgftjj

>get your minge out of my face you roastie slut REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39558627
>What the fuck is wrong with this lady?

>>39560254
t. Low test faggot

Ot

>>39558627
Touch it.

>>39558627
The only way i can - by staring at that beautiful magic place between her legs

>>39558627
>that looks like trams in my city
>that bus looks like buses going through my city
must be Prague

I'd probably just do a double take and if I was feeling brave I'd give a thumbs up and go back to my phone/book

>>39559670
Her skirt is long enough to cover her ass.

Well if she was sitting directly opposite me with her legs wide open and pussy showing I'd just stare fixatedly and try to muster up the courage to ask to touch it.

Look away knowing it wasn't meant for me and a accident

>>39560254
Feminism.
It's a poison.

>>39560624
>I'd give a thumbs up and go back to my phone/book
This. Not like I'm ever gonna see the bitch again.

>>39558627
I would call the police and report her for public indecency. No I'm not joking ---it's disgusting!

>>39558627
What's the smell like?

*twirls moustache whilst staring*

>>39558627
I would be disgusted and go sit or stand somewhere else. Not even slightly ironic. Actual nudity is disgusting.

>>39561474
it's a public bus, so probably like shit and urine.

>>39558627
Enjoy the scenery if you know what I mean.

>>39558627
Look her in the eye in disgust and then ignore her for the rest of the trip.

>>39559557
>Isn't this technically sexual assault on men?
men can't be assaulted or raped. you're part of the patriarchy and you're part of the problem. kys.

>>39558627
stare gormlessly for a few then take her shopping for underwear I'm sure her pussy is ice cold

>>39563908
What a nice young man. So thoughtful.

>>39558627

Sniff that roastie pussy 2bh

>>39560584
>people from Europe being degenerates
im shocked

>>39558636
This.
>Am I being pranked?

Some roastie had her legs in between mine like: => (Imagine the equals being a quarter way into the greater than) on public transport and I couldn't breathe properly. My heart might just give out if OP pic happened, desu

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>>39558627
"That's one unusual looking penis"

>>39558627
Ask others what she's doing and otherwise try to pretend like it's not happening

SHE HAS NO BOOBS SADLY

>>39562716
No I don't, what are you trying to say annon?