>orders a ham and pineapple pizza >remove the pineapples

>>39557469
You are dumb and also stupid for doing that.

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not a very good thread imo !!!!!

>>39557469
OMG how could you do such a thing you ass hole!

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>>39557486
>>39557499

I am absolutely diabolical.

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>>39557469

*evil laugh*

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>Order a pepperoni pizza
>Tale off all the pepperoni
>Take off all of cheese
>Wipe off tomato with hand
>Remove crust
>Eat remaining

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>order pizza
>eat the box
>without ketchup

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>at store
>thing costs 0.01
>pay in pennies

>>39557469
>go to local pizza place where people have been putting baguettes in the toilets as a prank
>go to bathroom
>open stall
>take baguette out of toilet and dispose of it properly so the pranksters don't get the satisfaction of messing with the employees day

Somebody stop me

>order ten piece of chicken tendies
>after counting them tell the cashier that they gave me eleven
>he tells me it's okay and that I can have the extra one for free
>they actually only gave me nine

>>39557469
>order pizza
>eat the whole thing for dinner while I'm on a diet

>take a penny leave a penny tray
>leave two

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>piracy is illegal
>pirate things anyway