Why don't you get the chadcut?

>>39556057
Because I'm a brownfag who grows an afro and have no hairline, literally debating kms because of how retarded my hair is

>>39556057
lol impressive op

Because I think it looks like shit.

>>39556057
Can't. Hairlet.
>>39556149
I'm a brownfag and hairlet too. How bad is it for you?

>>39556149
this. im mixed, got lucky with everything except my hair.

either a buzzcut or that marine fade thingajing solved everything for me

>>39556296
It could be a lot worse, I feel a bit better about it though knowing my dad is in super old and still has a full head of hair. I feel really bad for guys who bald young, but my hair is pretty shit.
>>39556299
Don't necessarily know if I've gotten lucky yet, only 18. Last measured 5'10 but it could be inaccurate, just praying to god I'll get taller. Got lucky with good eyes, and thank the holy fucking christ I was blessed with amazing teeth. Both of my siblings have gap teeth. I might get a buzzcut for keks if it worked for you and see how bad I look.

>>39556057
He looks way better like that. I thought haircuts were a meme. I think his hair is too thin to actually have that though

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redpill me on haircuts

>>39556471
bro your jaw is 10/10 and your hair suits your ears perfectly

i wouldnt turn gay for you

>>39556471
Buzzcut would suit you well

>>39556471
Back to plebbit for you

>>39556380
Fucking normie just fuck off alright?

>>39556057
It looks like the chadcut is a game changer.

>>39556512
I am no goddamn normie, I'm a kissless virgin who has 1 irl friend who blows me off whenever I attempt to hang with him. Literally scared to go outside to do minute things like take the trash out because I'm in an apartment complex, or go to places like stores.

>>39556471

If you have ok eyes, nose and mouth you are set!

Above average masculinity as well, lucky you.

>>39556057
Holy that haircut makes a huge difference

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I used to get the Chad haircut. Not gonna lie it does wonders. I'd keep doing it if I wasn't a shut in.

Pic related. Totally passed as a normie.

>>39556057
I'm slick bald (diffuse thinning NORWOD 0 doesn't work with anything and buzzcut only makes it worse so might AS well shave it all off)

>>39556057
Because I'm balding and at the point where no creative haircuts can hide it. I have to shave my head.

>>39556471
Based ancient Roman haircut 8/10

>>39556471
Would look good circa 250 AD

>>39556057
I would just look like a tryhard faggot cause I'm asian

I just realized why this cut is so popular, because on top of drawing attention to facial features as I originally knew it makes you look taller.

Good thing I'm really tall so I can keep my long sperg hair.

>>39556471
How far back is your hairline? Could possibly rock a buzzcut

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literally cannot imagine why anyone would have replied to original pOSTER... bad thread. but on the topic of boy hair, how many beepboops here struggle with early male pattern baldness ??? at what age did you start noticing thinning hair/hair loss.. ?

>>39556914
I haven't thought about this cartoon in years.

>>39556914
I think it started around 18. At least I can grow a thick beard.

>>39556057

I don't have the hairline or the follicles.

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>>39556914
Since childhood. Literally. Always had a 5head and once I reached 18 it started reaching JUST levels. Pic related is me. Saving grace is the beard

>>39556149
Post pics pls chocolate man

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>>39556971
rofl.. i cannot imagine not having perfect hair... weird how whites are master race but also baldest... hrmm

>>39556471
MODS /soc/ TIER SHIT

GET THIS FUCKER

>>39556471
nigga got the julius ceaser cut

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>>39557015
just fucking shave it
shaved head with beard is completely acceptable.
>see max payne 3

>>39556057
>Why don't you get the chadcut?

I have that.
Today somebody asked me if I was "One of those Nazis".

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>>39557294
I would have done so already but I'm self-conscious about my abnormally large head and a bit weird head shape
>tfw wish I had wojak's head shape
I will have to bite the bullet eventually

>>39557294
>implying everyone has a perfectly sculpted skull like this
kek

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>>39557345
for all wojaks problems he sure does have a great head shape.
also yeah i understand, i'd consider a beanie or something. Kinda like Tim Pool lmao.

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>>39557294
>just fucking shave it
shaved head with beard is completely acceptable.

rofl cannot fathom how hairlets convince themselves of this... bald with beard is a mindfuck to me if i look too long; its like your head is upside down or something ... xd

>>39556486
>>39556567
thanks, my face is fucking ugly though

>>39556495
>>39556851
>>39556495
I tried it a few times and didn't like it much. my head has a weird shape

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>>39557368
>Implying I don't wear a beanie 24/7 already for this exact reason
Also holy fuck just checked the Tim Pool hat snatch vid. I feel his pain
>hairloss forum discussing the hat snatch vid
>"you know theres a good side to this. even tho i feel really bad for him, i was a hat prisoner after all for a few years, i'm glad theres someone else in my situation who has gotten somewhat successful. makes me feel less alone"
>hat prisoner
simultaneously laughing and empathising with this poster

>>39556057
I do

It's easy as fuck to do yourself with a hair clipper set except for that one time I tried doing it while drinking and ended up just shaving it all off

>>39556471
get a different one

>>39556380
you dont get hair genetics from your father, they come from your grandfather on your mother's side (ie. your mother's father)

>>39557466
>Tim Pool hat snatch
fuck me that video is rough

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>>39557524
His head shape is perfectly normally. I'm actually triggered. All he has to do is shave it

Because my ears are big as fuck.
>tfw when Dumbo

I don't know what it's called and I don't think I can go to the Great Clips or something, stare the haircutter in the eye, give her a good firm handshake, and demand a ChadCut.

>>39556057
Because it's too high maintenance and I like wearing hats

>>39556057

I wonder what that guy thinks about being thrown around the internet for being an example of a 2/10 guy. He must know by now

>>39558355
just grow your hair out to hide your dumbo ears, worked for me : )))

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>>39557294
>tfw could probably eat cereal out of the dent in the top of my skull
yeah fuck you

>>39558434
that's kinda hot anon
originala

>>39556914
I have a norwood 0 but diffuse thinning

>>39556747
You are a fucking normie fuck off and kill yourself scum

>>39556057
dude make his pupils smaller those alien looking things are what makes him look weird

>>39556057
Shitty hairline I've aslways had and nothing I can do about it.

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>>39558728
not OP but i tried
almost looked half decent

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>>39558728
also i've just realised he looks like mr burns in that one alien episode

>>39556057
yeah man that really helped you

>>39556057
I have really healthy and pretty long hair, it fits me and girls love to play with it. I don't recommend it tho, long hair fits only some men and betas can't pull it off