How would you eat in front of her?

as long as she doesn't look at me

why my milkshake in a vase tho

>>39555774
because it costed $8

>>39555706
i would open up the sandwich, take out the cheese, green things, tomatoes, and everything other than the meat, piece by piece and stack them on the side. then i would pick out each black seed from the bread, leaving it two pieces of white bread and turkey or whatever. then i would lick the meat slices slowly several times on each side and put it back together. i would enjoy each and every bite from my sandwich while holding it with two hands and closing my eyes as i chew. i would of course offer her a bite at some point in the whole process to be polite but wouldn't really want to share. she cant have the cast off sides either. then i would tell her i cant drink that milkshake because its gross and would ask the waiter if he had red bull or dr. pepper instead. i wouldnt finish my sandwich. then i'd tell her she has to pay because i didnt bring any money.

>>39555843
costed