MBTI Thread: ENFJ Edition

>>39555488
They're either normies or SJWs. Hardly the best.

ENFP reporting in. ENFJs are cool by me, but the Strong J ones are so suffocating it's beyond a joke. Light Js are cool thought because I'm so P that I need some of that grounding.

>>39556466
What are ENFPs like senpai?

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>>39555488
How about to try something more Jung-based instead of its adaptation in form of MBTI, as Jungian archetypes test?
https://www.psychologistworld.com/tests/jung-archetype-quiz
Feels quite accurate for me desu ne

>>39556494
I can't speak for all of us but I've been described by those closest to me as "a giant puppy in human form." So they're loud but not in an obnoxious way, but like a puppy get super into anything they're excited about. Natural actors, high level of empathy, good social butterflies. Natural born leaders, not because they're the smartest or always know what to do, but because people look to them. Can get pretty caught up in grand schemes with N+P, forgetting that planning is needed to make anything a reality. E+F means we're pretty good at talking about feelings, and making other people feel desired/loved/validated in their own feelings. Can come off as overly...airhead-y, and definitely can get caught up in "feels>reals". Can also come across as too "touchy feely" to those of I+S, to the point of being overwhelming/overbearing.

>know that gfs been cheating on me for two months at least
>still haven't confronted her about it because I know she'll leave me if I do
who else /infp/ here?

INFP here, have yet to meet an ENFJ...

>>39556601
That's...honestly man that's so sad I don't even know what to say. Are you at least still sleeping with her too? Still getting love and attention? Otherwise she's just a leech man.
>INFP
I'm so happy I'm more E than I, admittedly not by much but fuck being an INFP sounds like torture to the soul

>>39556641
I'm the ENFP in thread. Met a few, most memorable one is the petite ENFJ redhead I worked with on an assessment in uni. That was my first experience with Strong J types, she was ruthless man. Still banging but ruthless with planning, schedules, timing, report structure, deadlines, etc. I mean I need a little strong arming to get stuff done but fuck calls at 3am to ask about my piece because she hadn't received my email (that was "due" to her at 4pm that day)...

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>>39555488
where my autism wizards at?

>>39556678
You sure she wasn't ENTJ?

>>39556649
INFP here yup it is. Reality destroys my idealism and it sucks nards

>>39556793
Nope, solid ENFJ. High level F too like...70-80%.
>>39556824
I'm kinda happy my extroverted side keeps me in happy strides. I love being this overly optimistic sickeningly sweet guy

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>>39556524
I suppose this means I'm "being myself"

Also
>sociable and fun to be around
ha

The worst matches are still 60% match though so everything is pretty damn close.
INTP btw

>>39555488
Who is ENTP - Yuuko

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The test doesn't seem to work. Everyone has gotten Joker so far at least in either of them.

INTP RCUEI 7w8 784

>>39553536
51/49 INTP/ENTP means just that your Ti and Ne are balanced. INTP and INTJ share no cognitive functions, so you can't have balanced J and P for example, but I guess that it's not same with I/E.

ISFP here. Cripplingly depressed and I got the Joker for both self and persona. That quiz is broken.

>>39556601
Dude, you deserve better. Tell that dirty whore to fuck off, in the end, you only hurt yourself if you keep her. Really make her feel regret it when you tell her, do it in a place where she has to listen to you.
>>39556649
Something I've heard quite often about INFPs is people saying that they love having INFPs around, but would never ever want to be one themselves.
>INFP=bad
Honestly, being an INFP isn't that bad. The only thing you're really fucked at is getting a gf, which is Dante Must Die-tier for us. INFPs simply can't work with Sensors on a romantic level, so that's a large part of the population out of the window. Their best matches are other NFs, I think. I must say that INFPs have a certain unique charme that might attract just the right girls though. The single most important advice I can give INFP males is to grow a fucking pair. Don't act like a cuck, and when you feel like you're in love, strike the fucking iron while it's still hot.
You can't believe what I missed out on because I didn't heed this advice.

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>>39557481
>7w8
>7
Sevens are typically ExxP types. I suppose you're trapped in xNTP zone too...
>>39557317
Similarly to above, you might not be pure INTP.
Anyways, if this shit is broken, we just need more data (aka results) to be posted here. If anyone keeps getting Joker, then you know what to do.

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ISFP here. make some assumptions about me.

>>39557774

I feel like 5 and 7 fit equally well. Before ever hearing about Enneagram I had actually came to the conclusion that my goals in the life are understanding the world better and getting hedonistic pleasure.

I get unusually low anxiousness and fearfulness in MMPI (fits well with 7), unusually high intellect and imagination in Big 5 (5), relatively low overall neuroticism in Big 5 (7) and so on.

What do ENFJs think of INFPs?

>>39557974
Oh and I'm definitely introverted. Is an introverted 7 impossible?

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>tfw always getting around 50% around the board for everything on every test I do

>>39555488
Infj here are enfjs are the best friends you could ever have my cousins one.

>>39558250
That's a good thing in my opinion. I get for example always 100% N and just can't have S friends, ruling out 75% of the population immediately as a friend pool.

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>>39555488
INTP reporting in to let every other INTP know that they are actually more likely to be mistyped than any other type.
Most "online" INTPs are unironically "Le genius & rationality" worshipping cucks. I want them to get the fuck out, Y E S T E R D A Y.

>>39558388
I got typed as an INTP but I'm not a redditor, how can I be 100% sure I'm not mistyped?

>>39558419
>but I'm not a redditor
You display low tier Ti+Ne because you use shit like "redditor" as a definition for a subjective opinion on a "kind of person".
Ergo you're very unlikely to be an INTP but rather just some random "le rationality" worshiping idiot.

>>39558465
You realise that I'm using redditor to collectively identify a broad group of people who fit into the description that you set out, right?

Fair enough though. What are the most common mistypes of INTP, and how would I know which one I am?

>>39558117
There's a YouTube video with an ENFJ describing how she views an INFP. It inflated my ego quite a bit (she calls us pure), so I suggest other INFPs to check it out.

>>39558486
I realize that you used the term redditor incorrectly in order to identify yourself as being above them or some shit. Don't you worry.
Also someone did once post a list regarding INTP mistyping + what the actual type is likely to be. It was pretty accurate but I didn't save it. I just know pretty easily whether someone is or isn't one.

>>39558486
The test is skewed towards N and P, so the other types with and I and T would be most common:

ISTP, INTJ, ISTJ

The test itself is not skewed towards T, but some people like think themselves as rational. You could therefore be also:

INFP, INFJ, ISFP, ISFJ

If you like to make decisions based on a moral or the welfare of other people, then you aren't INTP.

You could be also be a socially awkward extrovert. So basically any of the other types. Actual INTPs aren't socially weird. Instead their INTERESTS are weird. They are normal at a glance, but then reveal in deeper interaction that they have developed their theories of morality and the enlargement of the universe.

>>39558560
Alright, thanks.
ngngngngnng

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What is implied by marginal or no preference for a certain trait?

>>39558816
Do http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm

If you are ISFP, your functions are Fi - Se... if INTP Ti - Ne...

Personality traits are on a continuum so you are about in the middle in Agreeableness and the Intellect and Imagination facets of Openness to experience.

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>>39558816
The test is broken, I'm an introvert.

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>>39559591
obongoro

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>>39559714
oh fuck I'm retarded and didn't include the full thing

>>39559714
I would guess INTP, since the test gives typically a Fi score of at least 20 even though you wouldn't actually have Fi in your function stack, and Se is too low to be an auxiliary function. You're just higher in the Big 5 personality trait Agreeableness than the average INTP.

>>39558211
ENTP-s are very common among 7s, and yet they are the least extroverted from extroverts. I'm still not able to say, am I INTP or ENTP. Sometimes I'm extroverted as fuck, but it is usually relatively rare.
t. 9-7-4

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>>39555488
>ENFJs are perfect and the best personality type.
wrong

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>Post type
>Post a good feel that happened to you

INFP
College English teacher complimented me and told me to take creative writing. He even told me to stop being so depressing in my writing. It makes me happy to impose my sadness on others, not in a bad way, but in a "appreciate what you have way".

>>39555488
MBTI is retarded meme tier pseudo-science.
Stop being a faggot.

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>>39559926
Dear Lord, just look at this ENTP guy! So smug and unethical, eww! How dare he claim the spot of the best type!

>>39556494
Imagine it like being a cupcake. You tip over, you fell on the floor, and now you lost your icing. So now you spend your time trying to get vengeance for the one who knocked you over. They love to call you sweet and full of sugar, but you are protected from the outside world by a sheet of paper. It is removed, you crumble, and you resent the baker for making you this way. People project all this stuff into you, but you are just a piece of bread that either draws people in or repulses people. Mainly the latter, nobody wants to be on an all cupcake diet and so the cupcake feels unused. So instead the cupcake is left to its own devices. It has some things that look pretty creative, but who knows if the cupcake itself is creative, especially since at the end of the day it is just another cupcake. The cupcake is soft enough that people could fuck it, but nobody fucks a cupcake, nobody actually cares about the cupcake enough for it to matter. Yet, left by itself, it will seek to harden its icing in such a strict fashion that nobody can be happy, the cupcake or others, and the cupcake now is found as worthless to all besides as refuse. Yet the cupcake does not know how to be soft, the cupcake does not know how to do physical tasks, and the cupcake makes its own isolation into a living hell.

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>>39556524
I'm an autist and I am here to say
I rather draw dildo images all day
But then I realized that might be gay
Now I just fap to images of Aunt May

>>39559956
INFP
>Found out a lecturer I don't like violated university rules regarding how our assignments are supposed to be marked.
>Discovered that two of my all time favourite artists are playing in my city soon.
>Figured out how to (mostly) implement an algorithm for my masters project that I'd been putting off for a few weeks.

>>39559956
ENFP
I made this shitpost. This is the literal highlight of my day.

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>>39560124
Let me tell you something about ESFJ anon. They are one of the worst types you could ever talk to.

Have you ever seen anyone that looks more like a weasel? Not only does this mean they are sneaky and conniving, but this also means they are more likely to be part of some subterranean underground kingdom that experiments on humanity and changes our identity and being every day because they got bored. This is the face of the one who will try to alter your soul, to make you into a sub-human!

Look at the way this ESFJ walks. They aren't even holding the cake properly, they are hunching over and more than likely going to throw it in someones' face. Then they will look at the person's face with cake and be like "LEL UR WEIRD" even though they were the one awkwardly shuffling around with a cake just waiting to be thrown in my face. I hope that diamond based thing on the top is not hazardous.

Okay, so the cake implies he made it and the apron implies he was a cook. So WHY does the ESFJ feel it is necessary to bring a book to a birthday party? Does the ESFJ not realize how terrible the book is? Do they not see that such a gift is garbage to most people, especially one you threw cake with lit flames at? Drop the book on the cake, now you got a fire hazard, thanks a lot buddy.

To add insult to injury, we got an umbrella stuck to his back. WHY?!? I mean, he isn't holding it and I don't see a backpack, so I can only imagine he has surgically altered himself to always walk around with an umbrella, which means he causes bad luck any time he walks in a house and should be treated like a horse. There is also the problem that, while open like to protect from the rain, it seems like it was a sunny day, otherwise why is there able to be a lit flame on a birthday cake he does not carry. Even if it was raining, the umbrella is only protecting his back, not the book that could get water damaged or the food or even his head. No, his back, the stupidest thing to protect.

>>39559902
B-but I want to have my adventures alone or with a small group of people, and don't like parties but instead fun activities with less social interaction.

>>39559956
>ISFP
>Pleasantly surprised myself yesterday when I was fucking around with random chord progressions on guitar and accidentally taught myself Hans Zimmer's "Time"

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>>39560570
Woah m8, thats a top butthurt over there.
Actually, I'm pretty sweet ENTP too, just wanted to larp as ESFJ out of boredom...

>>39556466
ENFP's are cancer. They are worse than ESTP's but not as bad as ESFP's and ESFJ's.

>t. ENTP cyborg

>>39558388
Holy shit that picture is transcendent level of cringe

>>39559992
the whole field of psychology is a retarded meme tier pseud science, so if mainstream psychology rejects it its really not saying much

>>39555488
so what types are most likely to ''suffer'' from schizoid personality disorder? How about other personality disorders?

>>39561318
actchually, that post is a pasta

>>39555488
Daily reminder that if you're an Exxx you're a fucking normie and you need to get out
Saged and reported

>>39561636
Psychology is such an annoying field because basically they are assessing how ESFJ you are and if you aren't one at all it's severe psychopathology but if breathing is the most demanding form of intellectual activity you do, you don't care about logic at all and fear everything new then it's OK.

Well here is some correlations I have read about previously or googled now:

> Psychopathy: ENTP
> Narcissism: ENT

> Schizophrenia and schizotypal pd: N
> Schizoid: ITP

> Avoidant: I
> Dependent: F

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ENFJ are literally Hitler. INTP, ENTP, INTJ, ENFP are the only bearable types.

t. INTP

Do you people really believe this?

>>39561639
well shit, at least it was pretty enjoyable
got any more?

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Why does being ISTP and having crippling depression go hand in hand? There's nothing to fill the void inside of me.
I want to get off of this wild ride desu.

>>39556641
INTP reporting in!
I am best friends with an ENFJ and he's probably the most broken, lost and ignorant person I know.

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Sometimes I can type an ENFJ right off the bat.

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They're so warm to INTPs.

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The left one is an ENFJ. Often they are mistyped as ENFJ.

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>>39563724
*mistyped as INFJ. And vice versa.

Layla Kayleigh in this one. One thing I've noticed is that they are vulnerable to sexual temptation and more likely to get knocked up before INTPs get their shit together and ask them out on a date.

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>>39555488
>it's another 'lol I'm the best here's a load of unsubstantiated claims just try to debate me faggot hahahaha' thread
every day with this shit

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Is Camilla an ENFJ? I'm not very invested in FE.

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This really backs up what I've suspected. Makes sense.

Dolly seems like an ENFJ.

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>>39564227
Forgot image.

Alright, that's enough for now.

Is this accurate for you?
As an ENTP, it's true.

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>>39564432
Forgot mbti image

>>39556641
I know a girl who is Emma Stone incarnate and she is basically an ESFJ that is less annoying. She does a lot of facial expressions too, makes me laugh. Dominant Fe still bothers me though, they project and shit. INFP here.

>>39564432
No. - INTP

>>39564458
INFP
I've never been in a relationship but probably.

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>>39556524
> even this site calls me a wizard

>>39564458
>tfw INFP KV and have never experienced the joy of cry sex

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>>39564458
>tfw ISTP and this is honestly accurate.
>My greatest pick-up line is "Touch me again and I'm leaving"
>Can't even stay with a girl who is completely obsessed with me.

It hurts.

>>39564458
My SJ relative did actually not know what a fetish is.

I'm myself relatively good in bed and like to indulge in deviant, degenerate sexual acts such as sex in public places and exhibitionism.

>>39565643

t. an original INTP

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INTP, im the best
everyone sucks
hurt me and you hurt yourself
410,217,634 dead INFPs

>>39561430
ENTP here.

ENFPs are bros and ESFJs are nice and helpful as fuck.

Maybe if you learned to apply yourself more you wouldn't be such a cunt.

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ISFP here

Do ISTPs like us? I like ISTPs.

>tfw ISTJ
>doomed to be a nofriends terminator who will only ever see the world as numbers, chemicals and probability
feels good but feels bad

>>39562117
You have no idea what you're talking about here.

For instance, psychopathy is caused by a faulty amygdala and is characterized by a lack of empathy which has nothing to do with ENTP. They surely don't have Fe as a leading function, but it's there.

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>>39557475
This is an mbti chart based on the clamp universe (xxxHolic, tsubasa chronicles, card captor sakura)
yuuko's from xxxholic and tsubasa... she's quite the woman.

>>39564458
Sometimes I definitely think I'm ISTP, with this kind of pic

>>39566030
I'm not good enough at typing to know if I've met any of you guys but you sound alright.

>>39566404
yea, I know that feel, I really can't type other people for shit

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>>39555488
>extroverts
>on r9k
all my lifes problems would unironically go away if I was born an extrovert

>>39566462
I am an introvert outside the house for fear of being ostracized.

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Why are my feels so messed up?