real fembot feels

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My dad called me hopeless, do you think he was just being tsundere?

>>39552036
>>39552063
Shit thread, reported, saged. No such thing as a cunt bot

Bye.

I'll give you attention sweetie.

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>>39552083
Maybe someday someone will like us, fembots.

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>>39552107
it'll be a long while before that happens

>>39552107
If you have a vagina it is clinically impossible to be a robot. That's like being female and saying your testicles are swollen.

>>39552107
>Fembot
Post feminine benis

>she wants to fuck

dammit I keep forgetting I can't post unoriginal comments. oh well

Tits or gtfo

originalio oregano macaroni noodles

Why don't fembots solve all their problems by dating a robot? We're your other half.

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>>39552216
P-please be kind. I'm camera shy.

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>>39552339
I've tried multiple times but eventually everyone ghosts me. Trying to find love over the Internet is futile. I'd rather stalk men and eat pudding.

>>39552339
robots fucking hate fembots average of both developed great mistrust towards the opposite sex.

any of you live in CO?

>tfw still not a boy

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>>39552488
I'll make you a boy.

>>39552511
please do. i'm not kidding.

>sleep with a cute boy
>everyone knows about it
>they're all treating me like a whore

Why do they shit on 6/10 girls and not Stacy?

>>39552530
Open them legs bitch, I'm going in!

>tfw just finished my bachelor's degree in a field I dislike
>tfw unemployed as of Friday and miss my old coworkers
>tfw no friends and no drive to find any
>tfw accomplishments feel like participation awards because I'm mediocre and hyperaware of it
>tfw losing weight but feel disgusting as ever because starting point was McDonald's Grimace tier

>>39552530
Ill trade you my 5 inch penis for your boobs.

please

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>>39552405
>wanting a chocolate pudding eating gf

i'd rather end it now

>>39552339
because they're either edgy assholes who abuse you or so desperate that they're literal girl repellent.

source: have dated two and know several others personally.

>>39552573
Yeah can we just all admit fat bitches do not deserve love?

>>39552545
because it's a lot more obvious how gross and desperate you are.

>>39552545
Stacey has an excuse for being a slut. She's hot. You're not.

>>39552530
what's your number? I'll go slow and cum softly. That's the secret to creating a male child every time.

>tfw married aunt hits you while your parents are around
I sperged spagetti and I don't want to meet her anymore

>>39552545
You and stacey are sluts
>>39552558
Slut
>>39552405
Pudding makes you fat
>>39552687
fuck of slut

>>39552448
This and all the ones I've found live too far away.

Plus I'm wealthy and want someone who's the same way so it goes against the whole neet thing

>>39552647
we all know you stacy-rejects are just hoping to find a chad down on his luck here. Truth is, the robots here have 1million times more stimulating conversation which is worth more than most of your roasted pussies put together.

source: chad who always has fembots throw themselves at me, go fuck yourselves.

>>39552740
the most stimulating conversations i have are with reformed robots, ironically enough.

fuck you right back, cuckboi.

So even the women on /r9k/ will fucking slutshame and bully another woman.

>>39552750
you have no power here, genetic garbage

prowling for attention here shows your inferiority, go cut yourself some more

>>39552063
>>39552107
I like you both girl and rp /fembots/
But traps are degenerate trash that should off themselves

>>39552792
No one wants Arby's anon.

>>39552750
I'm only like half-way reformed and I could stimulate the fuck out of you.

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>>39552797
Those were both me and I'm not a trap, but that's rude of you. Traps deserve love and respect too.

>>39552850
Not her but where you from bby

>>39552405
>stalk me
Good, I like clingy women
>Eat pudding
Odd, but I dig it. I bet your a sexy thicc bot.

>>39552850
nobody who could "stimulate the fuck out of me" has to say so. they would just do it. actions beat out words every time, faggot.

>>39552875
Will you be my girlfriend so you never have to make sadposts again?

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>>39552897
Futile: (adjective)
1.
incapable of producing any result; ineffective; useless; not successful:
Attempting to force-feed the sick horse was futile.
2.
trifling; frivolous; unimportant.

>>39552899
I didn't have to say it and I don't intend to do it either, I was just making a point. There are no interesting fembots so I've given up on trying to find one. I was just saying.

>>39552036
What would it take for one of you femanons to suck my dick? Say I ran into you one day. How would I get you to willingly suckle my penis? Any tips?

>>39552937
Im not a dumbfuck, you seem kind of cool. tell me moar about you.

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>>39552966
There is....but one....The legendary...Ciara-chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6zUe_2vUGM

>>39552937
tfw some slut fembot steals all the attention in your thread

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>>39552924
An Internet boyfriend who could be anywhere at anytime doesn't alleviate the sadness like the thrill of following a man when he least suspects you at the diner and making maps of his bike paths.

>>39552036
How can you """fembots""" just try to date a robot? Or maybe a cyborg? I know most of them are really shitty people, but I think it's impossible that you've never found anyone likeble.

>tfw my animal crossing villagers remember my birthday and my own family doesn't

fug

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>>39553036
I thought we were part of a sisterhood. :(

>>39553069
Been there, done that. They all just want a second mommy. I can barely take care of myself.

>>39553082
Yeah Japan is based.
We need to be more like Japan.
No more nonwhites!
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

>>39553069
"How come you robots don't date a single fembot?"
People browsing the same board doesn't make them compatible romantically.
Also
>>39552724
>>39552647

>>39553098
I want a partner, not a mommy. i guess thats why i am a cyborg and not a robot.

>>39552724
I could really use your help...
I need surgery on my right wrist please...I'll make it up to you by making cummies inside you..
Also I have two million dollar ideas.
I can tell them to you right before I go under the knife and show you all the work I've put in up until now.
I'm also in college, have a job and my own place.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! It hurts so bad I can't sleep!

>>39553098
be my gf to take care of
I want a house waifu

>>39553049
I need you to stalk someone for me.

>>39553156
Sorry kid, no handouts

>>39552724
You sound like a stacey, not a fembot.

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>>39553192
>what is foreign aide
>what is single motherhood welfare
>what is welfare
>what are food stamps
>what is affirmative action
>what is the US government spending US tax dollars on
Oi...oi....oi
Ya mean to tell me Tyrone gets a fucking FREE farm that he lets go to waste in Africa but I can't get surgery so I can do my job.
That gun will be here soon........

>>39552036
No such thing as a "fembot" please kill yourself immediately useless slag. Enjoy the (you)

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>>39553184
I've always wanted to be a private investigator! Whom?

>>39552343
I don't know what I would do if I was having sex and the girl popped these out

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>>39552724

I am wealthy too, what's your discord?

I think I would date any fembot "at my level". Not because I'm desperated or something like that, but because I want to try it, just for the experience.
I think I'm a cyborg actually because I know how the world works and know how to get advantage of it.

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>>39553239
I have one reason to live....
The pain will be gone
And all those who've wrong me

>>39552558
What's your degree in? I'm in college right now and I'm finishing my AA after that I don't know what I'm doing.

>>39553239
Gibe bitcoins you fgt xp

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>>39553239
Originalborbigionalcommentarooni

>>39553098
>They all just want a second mommy.

disturbingly accurate.

>>39553215
Okay, so, I'm a girl and I found out about this place from Reddit. Normally I'll be pretty vocal on subreddits talking about r/incels or r/redpill or something, and this led me to someone telling me about this place. I can't believe what I'm seeing. You're all fucking pathetic. You blame women for all of your problems, yet you do nothing to try and remedy them. You sit in your dank basement, bitter and alone, thinking of ways you can get back at the world. Because people are happy, and you resent that. Because you can never be happy. You're pathetic. The bottom of the barrel. I almost feel sorry for you.

I'm pretty resilient to misogynistic rhetoric, but visiting here, browsing through all of the pages, I feel a bit sick. How can people like you exist? You blame a whole fucking gender of people because you're so bitter, that you lost any ounce of self-respect. You lump in women as one thing, a definite measure. It's laughable. You're just lonely, bitter, twisted gremlins who don't know the touch of a woman.

You say we have it easier. That's funny. You've probably had it handed to you on a plate, but you just refused to accept it. You are pathetic, l'Il say it again because it's the perfect word to describe anyone here. I've heard about this place for a long time, but only now, after 4 glasses of wine, have I decided to visit it.

Anyway, enjoy never getting to touch someone like me. With this attitude, you're going to die alone you pathetic fucking virgins.

>>39553218
Just a strange young man with peculiar habits. I can pay you.

>>39553279
Damn. Dropped that fast?

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>>39553271
>>39553257

I just want a wealthy fembot who I can love for who they are and not money.

I want to get a prenup without worrying about them denying it because deep down they only care about money.

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>>39553310
I just wanted to live without pain....
It's all coming to an end soon...All my precious ideas...
All gone.
The world is fucked anyway.
The bad guys won WWII.
All I wanted was to exist.
Ahahahah......so this is insanity

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>>39553294
Is the strange young man you? Either way, I'm interested. Granted, there's only so much I can do online, and someone who lives near him would be a better choice.

>>39553310
I'm materialistic as fuck tbqh.
Because in my experience, people let you down, possessions don't.
And if they do, that's what refunds are for.
I love having pets because they're the perfect balance of possession and social interaction.

>>39553293
Because these people feel disenfranchized for one reason or another. 3rd wave feminism basically says all men are evil, so its only natrual that a reactionary misogynsitic movement like mgtow, liking feminin men, or just being full blown gay is common among robots.

>tfw your mom treats you like a failure for not having a career
>despite the fact that when she was my age, she was having kids and my dad supported her
>tfw no drive to strive for a career
>tfw want to be a traditional housewife
>tfw been jewed into working since I was 17, wageslaving for minimum wage in grocery stores
>tfw don't want to go to college, don't want to be in debt
>tfw work shitty job
>spend free time playing vidya and drinking beer for escape

What the fuck is going on? What brainwashing has taken place in my head? I have no purpose, I hate myself and I want to die.

>>39553352
Gee, no wonder why you're alone, but what can I say? I'm almost the same as you.

>>39553378
What video games?
Did you go to college?
Would you take your husbands name?

>>39553378
Shoot me an email...You can leech off my success as long as you let me creampie you 24/7
[email protected]

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>>39553352
That's a shame, possessions are but temporary...

The more you have the more you have weigh you down...

I'll never find a fembot who doesn't care about money but cares about a good relationship.

>tfw no fellow rich fembot to settle down with and start a vineyard/homestead farm with.. live the quiet life..

>>39553341
Stop being a faggot. We already know /pol/ is always right, now go to /pol/. Also random violence won't solve shit.

fembots are mentally retarded and disgusting

>>39553426
what else is there? osteoarthritis for the rest of my wageslave life?
I can't sleep
The big sleep awaits

>>39553346
No, why would I hire someone to stalk myself? In hopes that some quirky romance will flourish after I do various cute and charming things knowing the girl will see it? That's completely preposterous.

>>39553293
Why don't you stick around and see if you still think that way after a few months.

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>>39553448

Take some sleeping pills, stop buying vidya, alcohol or any sort of drug.

Go to community college for IT/Cyber/Computer Science.

Get a comfy job sitting on your ass.

You were given a free ticket to the most chaotic show ever, might as well just sit back, relax and watch it. Stop stressing.

>>39553426
I actually have a dream of buying a gorgeous farm and making it more or less self sustaining.

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>>39553494

Tis the dream anon, I want to start a berry farm/homestead up in Alaska and make mead or wine.

Problem about Alaska though is that there's a huge female shortage.

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>>39553458
Well, a similar situation occurred in Britain, but I won't delve into that because it ended in a stabbing and two felony convictions and it would be ridiculous to think this will follow such a trail.

>>39553490
I could've gotten money that was wasted.
I will not continue to suffer.
You speak from no experience
Pain > sleeping pills buddy
You're too late.
I've already gone insane.
I can already see the dead bodies, and the ultimate feeling of power.
This is what they deserve.

>crush flirts with you in private
>make fun of you in front of his friends

>>39553518
>it ended in a stabbing
That serves him right. He was clearly an awful person if he'd go to such lengths to manipulate some innocent woman like that. It's cruel. It's not like anyone could ever love someone who puts a bunch of effort into romance like that. I'm glad he's dead. Or stabbed, at least.

>>39553239
I added, and I beleive messaged you

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>>39553527

What do you mean you could have gotten money that was wasted?

What happened to you anon? I want to know your story.

>>39553448
if you refer to your self as a wage slave. You are a total fucking loser, if you feel like you are trapped at minimum wage for your entire life. You are not deserving of a real man and deserve to be unhappy for having no aspirations or ambitions.

>>39552339
because robots still only want stacy. they stick around for awhile, but once you get their ego boosted they realize its not that hard to talk to women and upgrade to someone prettier. all men are trash.

>>39553517
Fuck that Alaska shit.
I'm a child of the sun and I need the heat.
Nice part of where I live is it's gorgeous farms as far as the eye can see

>>39553293
In case this isn't bait

Some of us normal fags actually like watching this zoo writhe in it's own shit so could you please fuck off with your uninteresting female bullshit so this board can go back to being about wizards.

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>>39553572

Ignorant comment. Alaska is amazing and warm in the summer and amazing in the winter.

Called the land of the Midnight sun. Their crops grow huge.

>>39553560
>>39553214
The US government is paying Chinese prostitutes not to drink too much.
The US government gives hydroponic farms to Africans that they do nothing with.
The US government pays to house/feed hoodrats who ruin other people's lives.
The people do nothing about it.
This is what they deserve for ignoring someone who's ancestors LITERALLY helped build the nation.
Someone who could have improved it.
But it's all lost anyway.
It's time to end it.
It's time to make them pay.

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>>39553541
It was a boy tricking another boy, and they both lived.

>>39553614
Those are OUR fucking tax dollars.
They take money away from me that I could have saved to fix my wrist.
All of it just goes to bills
I will not be a cuck.
I'm going to be the ALPHA who shows people not to fuck with me.
For the first time since I can remember, I'm happy.

>>39553611
Are you kidding me? It only gets to be 80 in the summers there. No dice.

>>39553633
That's a real story? Can you link the news article or something?

>>39553293
Can someone confirm if this is copypasta or not please.

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>>39553549

Got it.


>>39553614
Well I hope you're liberal, you'll make the right wing only look bad.

Your lone wolf violence isn't good nor should it ever be accepted.

>>39553677
what do I fucking care?
I'll be dead.
And I'll become like my ancestors in doing so, I can already feel the bloodlust of a wolf, the blood dripping from my fangs as my foes lie before me.
You did this.
You let it go on.
I'm not the only one who suffers from pain ruining their lives, and yet you waste our money, you let it happen.

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>>39553647

Scientifically a perfect temperature.

You're probably a non-white, whites evolved to brave the winter and Alaska is the perfect climate.

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>>39553650
Yes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/3758209.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/3758217.stm

>>39553670
It's copypasta.

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>>39553696

I didn't do shit, you're being delusional and are overly upset about something.

Just relax, ridiculous bloodshed and violence won't help anyone.

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>>39553715

hey femanon, you have a discord or steam?

>>39553715
That's absolutely amazing. And the timing of me finding this is so peculiar, too. I have an almost sort of similar experience, but it never went that far.

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>>39553731
No, but I'm here pretty much everyday. You just won't know who I am.

>>39553720
It will help me, I'll finally get my revenge for all these faggots wasting precious dollars on useless bullshit.
You are a part of the system that does this.
You haven't done a thing to stop it.
I tried, anon, I tried, I called the governor, I consulted a lawyer, but they don't want good things to happen to good people.
They want bad things to happen to good people.
And good things to happen to bad people.
And what does everyone do about it?
Nothing.
This is why they gotta pay.

>>39553698
Nope.
White Russian actually.
I just actually crave warmth

>>39553395
I went to community college and got a two year liberal arts associates degree. Mostly because I was pressured into it, because apparently that's just the right thing to do.
As for vidya, I bought an Xbox One back in 2016 since I can't really afford a good PC, and have played my 3DS pretty regularly for the last 4 years. Lately I've gotten back into For Honor since it came out. On 3ds, Fire Emblem, Super Smash, and Animal Crossing.
>>39553421
Where do you live?

all of you kys you useless whores and whore enablers

>>39553768
[email protected]
gonna offer up email now
us here

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>>39553752

Sounds good, just wanted to get to know you.

>>39553756

Dude, lay off the video game called "Hatred"...
Err, no I am not I just want to live the quiet life in Alaska.

Stop being an overly aggressive moron and just relax, calm down.

>>39553768
Colorado
Surrounded by Mountains.
90% White.

>>39553797
Why did you want to get to know her?

>>39553797
How would you understand.
Once you've been enveloped by the flames of hatred, it only grows and grows.
All of the facts that I've stated are just logs on the fire.
There is no storm coming, just a burning blaze, if I'm to die, others must join me.

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>>39553766
The warmth felt after working outside in the middle of the winter and going inside to a nice fire or sauna outweighs living in a hot area.

Plus you can wear warm comfy clothes.

Easy to get hot in a cold area, hard to get cold in a hot area.

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>>39553751
Would you mind sharing your similar experience? These contrived beguilements are always fascinating.

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>>39553808

They seem really nice and fun to talk to.

>>39553843
Contrived beguilement, that's the most accurate way to describe it, for certain. I wouldn't mind but there's too much to explain and it probably wouldn't make sense anyway. Although, if you were to stalk me online, you would eventually find some information about it.

>>39553864
>seem
Yes, they seem that way, but if you were paying any attention at all you'd know not to trust how things seem. I have a feeling this person is cleverer than you would think.

>>39553843
kys roastie and to all your orbiters who are about to whiteknight her, stop and think about your sad state, and seriously consider how much whiteknighting/orbiting has helped you find love. Then proceed to kys

>>39552339
This I don't speak for all robots but I honestly don't see myself with someone who is normal would rather have a fembot gf than a normie gf any day of the week at least I could talk about shit with a fembot with normies or stacies it's just fucking nothing there's no connection no intelligence it's like talking to a brick wall I don't understand how anyone could fucking stand a normie girl or god forbid a Stacy

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>>39553894

And I might be cleverer.

You never know I really am bored programming all the time and want to get to know a fembot.

>>39553894
Have we spoken before? I get the sense that this claim is based in prior interaction.

>>39554064
What, perhaps I can just tell? But based on what you said just now I guess I was right.

>>39553005
Just imagine her sitting on your face and looking down at you like that

>>39553832
But I like being hot

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>>39554180

And being hot snuggled up beside a fire is 1000% better than living in a hot place.

>>39554078
I wouldn't necessarily say that it is correct, only that it is an impression I might have given off in the past if you were a particular person to whom I might have spoken and that if this were the case, I would need a contact to correct this poor opinion, as it is completely untrue.

Is the implication that I am not nice nor fun, or that I would use my mental capacity in a way that is deceitful and detrimental to the kind anonymous folk here? I think you are misconceived.

>>39554126
I would make cummies in my undies.

>>39554289
The latter, I believe you're very fun to talk to, but you only seem nice. Feel free to prove me wrong, though. But keep in mind you'd have to try real hard to convince me. As in, I'd require countless thoughtful gifts and sweet gestures. And even then I'd still be suspicious. But, go on. You can start now.

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>>39552405
You're not a female! You're Bill Cosby!

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>>39554497
question :would you stalk a girl?

>>39554497
Nevermind, this is entirely true and you have definitely spoken to me before and I am sorry. I am going to exit out of shame now. Goodbye,

>>39554617
I'm stalking a girl right now.
>>39554635
Huh? You're all crazy. Bye bye,

>>39553293
>it's copypasta
oh thank jesus

>tfw my whole family harasses me about when I'm getting married every time I see them and I'm actually a closeted lesbian
>tfw I will never get a girlfriend
>

>>39554893
now you know what everyone here feels like

>>39554920
I've always known. That's why I'm here. I don't believe straight girls will get it, but average gay girls that don't toe the PC line suffer the same as straight men, if not moreso. I'm somewhat conservative (pro gun, etc.), and that's dating scene suicide in the lesbian community.

>tfw the cute boy you like wont sleep with you
>tfw you sleep with 4 other boys to get his attention
>tfw he still ignores you
this is after my dad bought me a fucking USED car for my birthday too I hate life. Living life as a fembot is so struggle

>>39554957
OMG you should totes fuck a black guy to get back at him!
I LOVE voting for more illegal Mexicans to kill innocent families but HATE going to war and building nations.