Things you wish would happen

>>39551354
I am waiting for a full scale race war to start.

>>39551354
Hopefully it's some kind of super std that wipes out all the degenerate chads and staceys.

I wish I could get a gf

>>39551471
how the fuck is that original
WHAM!

>>39551424
>all the attractive people are wiped out
>the world is left with beta virgins, babies, and old people
>aliens come and kill the rest of us because we have no alphas to defend us
Good going, faggot

>>39551401
>>39551354
>>39551471
Ranked in order of importance, these.

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>>39551354
I wish to be wiped out in that plague

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>>39551354
I wish everyone else was dead.

>>39551811
Edgy as fuck, man

Kys

>>39551821
>kys
Edgy as fuck, my dude.
Erase yourself from reality pls

I wish v i r g i n s would die

>>39551354
I wish everyone stopped using facebook and the rest of the normie social media

World war IIII World war IIII, World war III

fucking start already

I genuinely find humankind repulsive so yeah I wish all of us would die.It would better for the earth
>inb4 haha so edgy anon XD

I wish this planet would get purged in nuclear fire.

l wish I could get a gf

I wish my waifu became real.

real nibs wishes he had infinite crank and never came down from it
also i want my dad and his new family dead, get on that one asap i can wait for the crank i still got plenty hehe

I wish some rich dude would help me get surgery and help pay my bills so I can finally having a day without excruciating pain and possibly heal the tendinitis in my knees as well.
I wash cars for a living, wiping them down, and getting on my knees to clean tires.
I want to commit suicide but I have too many great ideas.

>>39551401
Muh day of the rope Xd

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I wish a modestly dressed, cute girl (preferably a oneitis I got over) would confess her love to me, leaving me in a state of awe and indecisiveness, not knowing what to say.

I wish my puppy would sleep on my bed with me

>>39551354
I wish I were 6'2''.

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>>39552870
Why won't it now?

>>39552200
Actually in all seriousness I just wish I had some direction in my life.

People keep telling me that I have to find my own direction which pisses me off because all my years previously was all about people wanting me "to listen to them" (which is just a subtle way of saying I should obey them and believe everything they say).

I wish my existentialism could end

>>39553297
All you need to do is tell us the reason for existence. Then we will shut up and move on.

>>39552768
>I have too many great ideas
Post them phaggot.

>>39553491
nope. you'll steal em.

I wish I won 30 million dollars.

>>39553578
>nope. you'll steal em
That's what ideas are after all you fucking nigger. Unless they are business ideas I understand. But anything else political or philosophy wise post em.

>>39551354
I wish I could die in my sleep and end up somewhere better

Even hell couldn't be much worse

>>39553628
They're business ideas.

>>39551354
I wish I could turn back time, to the good old days.
Actually those weren't much better either. From bullying with some social life to no bullying and no social life. I hate both but this is better.

>>39553657
Alright wish you luck my nigger. Make sure you don't let any of these roasties get to you when you're rich my nigger.

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>>39551354
A highly infectious lethal STD that sweeps the world and hardest hits low income areas and people with lots of partners. Welfare queens and roasties die in mass numbers. The third worlds population sharply declines. People who are not sexually active are unaffected.

>>39553728
I'll probably be dead.
It will take a lot of hard work and I'm just about burnt to ashes at this point.
So many sleepless nights...
So much pain...
I just wanna sleep forever.

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1: WW3
2: WW3
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>>39553736
honestly this would be pretty nice

shame condoms are so effective

>>39553765
>I'll probably be dead.
At least you will die doing what these dumb roasties and normals will never do. Work hard for their dream to come true.

They already have everything handed to them on a open plate, however, you don't. You must work hard through your own labour and own industry and with your struggle you will be better then them. A great era will he ahead of you, the people who once looked down on you will look up to you or even envy you. Work hard my Frein.

Also just go to sleep instead of browsing /r9k/ dumbass.

>>39553845
I can't, it hurts too bad.
I can barely focus on my studies.
It just hurts so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw

>>39553841
Ah but third worlders and welfare queens don't use condoms. So still a win.

>>39553017
I dunno. He sleeps on the floor. Whenever I put him on my bed he climbs down the stairs I put up for him so he could climb up on my bed. But they backfired.