>Yo Anon, we gonna bounce to Stacy's party! Wanna come with?

>>39550554
n-no thanks chad, i'm nervous

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>>39550554
OUCH! YOU SURE I CAN TAG ALONG?

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>meanwhile what stacey really wants

>bounce
is this fucking 2007

>>39550554
Hehe.. Don't make me laugh, an intelligent gentleman like myself going to such animalistic gatherings? If only I could rid you from those simpleton thoughts we'd both be doing much productive things right now... So if you'll excuse me I'll be on my way, mom's waiting.

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>>39550554
>"Sure, Chad! I might not want to stay long though since I'm unattractive and anxious, but I'll go to hang out with you guys!"

>>39550717
>If only I could rid you from those simpleton thoughts we'd both be doing much productive things right now...
Like shitposting on 4chan?

>>39550554
Ah fuck it, let's get drunk. Got nothing better to do tonight anyway.

Is there beer? I'm in.

>bounce to
You bounce away from a place, not towards, autism-sama.

>>39550554
>not saying hell yeah and getting drunk
>not letting the alcohol take away your betaness and awake your inner chad
why do you think normies drink so much op?

>>39550814
>Hahah, oh anon you're so funny! Man i'm sure you get SO much pussy... Right?

To be honest, "Chad" was actually one of the few people that acknowledged my existence and was the closest thing I had to a friend.

Depends, if there is ONE nonwhite person there I will REEEEE so loudly the party will awkwardly stop.

>>39551259
this desu
me and him would share our feels while splitting a cigarette
honestly we had some good times togeather
i miss that fucker

>>39550554
>sounds like it should be a good one dude, you know I'm always a sucker for free beer, let's roll!

>>39551310
chads are honestly great friends, I've met a few who genuinely want to help a brother out. stacys are still awful though.

>>39550554
Which one of you fellas will fuck me because of the bad girl (boy) I am?

>>39550660
>using bounce any year past 2001
Where the fuck do you live

>>39550554
>sound m8. you got any bevs?

>>39551535
it's honestly not that uncommon to hear still

t. friends with multiple uber normies

>Never happens to me
>only party I was ever invited to was a party my friend was suppose to go to
>she said instead of her going why don't you go
>didn't know where the fuck it was and chickened out

>>39550554
"Who the fuck says bounce in 2017? Shit I'm down though."

>>39550554
No I'm playing Paper Mario

>>39550630
Something on the ground behind the black guy?

>>39550554
Why can't I find any Chads like this?

yeah, wanna split for a bottle of crown as well?

>>39550554
it makes me quite uncomfortable to look at these guys in the face. he looks so happy and cheerful. he almost literally can do whatever he wants, while I'm here in a eternal void of depression despite I have chad-potential looks.
FML

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>>39550554
LMFAOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK SAYS WE GONNA BOUNCE LMFAO???

Are you fucking retarded?

can't even play normies right, ugh. lol. sub par average, can't even do that? jeez.

Also you think they say "wanna come with"?

It's exclusive. Close circle only.

Either you're in or out.

Fuckin fuck outta here with that ugly ass wannabe box logo and fucking downs syndrome face, lmao. The fuck? You gonna go party in those nike free runs?

>>39550554
Can't tell which is the ugly twin

>tfw have a superiority complex
>tfw automatically think im better than chads
>im a lanklet who wears glasses and has a recessed chin
>just act confident around chads all the time
>talk about video games and even get some of them to play D&D with me
>they fucking love me

Chads are only chads because they think it makes them socially acceptable. When someone with uncommon interest or nerdy beta interest they are immediately interested in you and in disbelief that you dont give a shit about what other people think about you

Im literally telling you all to just be urself

>>39553921
>just act confident around chads all the time
>talk about video games and even get some of them to play D&D with me

Yeah, those aren't Chads.

To you, fucking Rumplestiltskin is a 200000/10 chad. Go away.

>>39550554
No, and here's why.

>I'd have to sit in the back by myself
>They'd be joking and shit, occasionally try to include me
>It'd just be some awkward forced single sentence answers until they don't bother anymore
>The party will likely be big and degenerate
>I'd probably try tag along with these guys since I wouldn't know anyone else
> Me following them around would piss them off.
>I'd have no way to get home, don't have a licence.

>>39550554
I would let them fuck me.