>tfw you are literally nosferatu

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is anybody there? hello?

hey, can i bring some goth chicks to your castle to fuck them?

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>>39549750
uhh... t-that would be o-okay. i would p-prefer if i d-didn't have to b-b-be in the r-r-room w-while you g-g-guys uuh... d-did uuhhhh... it

>>39549816
aw cool man you're the best, you want to smoke up with me later? I know how you're always up till like 6 am so i thought you'd be down

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>>39549279
Hey, Nosferatu. It's me, Count Orlok. Quit stealing my image, bro.

>>39549279
You can make accurate predictions of the future?

>>39549279
I know this hot girl who is in love with Nosferatu and buys paintings and merchandise of him.

You guys aren't looking hard enough.

>>39549279
I've started wearing a cape, mask, and playing an organ in my basement

I am a hideous creature, a tragic hero, a phantom

>>39549854
i find that y-your... 'd-drugs' d-d-don't r-really do much for m-e... but y-you may s-smoke that u-uhh... l-l-oud... u-uhhhhhhh.... s-sticky icky g-g-green s-shit at my c-castle. c-c-come a-alone.

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>>39549940
>tfw no bf to watch Herzog movies with
I'm too pleb to watch the silent film original though, maybe if I didn't have ADHD.
>>39549972
How did you manage to get your own organ?

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>>39549988
oh man really? fuckin bummer dude you would be great high
thanks man you're the fuckin best, this is why we're buds fangface

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>>39550018
Old church connections and rich grandparents

It helps remind me that I am merely a creature of the night

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>>39550033
a-and d-don't b-b-bring a-anyone e-else... uhh...
>>39549940
do y-you h-h-have uhh... what they c-call... uhhhh... n-n-nudes???

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>>39550085
yeah nah cool dude yeah i'll keep shit chill here
so what the fuck have you been up to man its been a while since we talked man haha

>>39550077
you should learn some fugues

>>39549972
you sound cool to me

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Nosferatu are the robots of the vampire world.