25+ thread Our only weapon is our bank accounts

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>27
>biological clock is ticking
>but also don't want to go through childbirth changes
>those artificial wombs wont be ready til i'm like 40
>can only make downs babby then

I guess i'm why the white race is dying.

>>39549151
>Our only weapon is our bank accounts

Mine was. I had about $80k saved up, quit my job, did nothing for a year and a half and wasted it all. Now I'm a wage slave and more miserable than ever and it's all my fault. 30 years old and died inside sometime in my mid-20s.

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I didn't get a job making above average salary until I turned 28. That was this year. Feels like a late start but now we can make some progress towards early retirement. Hopefully I get about 250k invested and then switch to just Saturday/Sunday shifts. Should still net me about 50k, which is more than enough to live comfortably as a sad middle aged on. Do big titty gfs like halfway retired men? Where do they hang out so I can get one?

>>39550209
What did you spend it on? Also why quit your job?

>>39549151
>Our only weapon is our bank accounts
haha yeah...

>>39550209
you could have moved to somewhere like vietnam and lived off that for a 1000 years

>>39550577
Rent, video games, books. I went through what I can only describe as a quarter-life crisis and an extreme sense of impostor syndrome. Making good money in a successful business, but feeling like I didn't deserve to be part of it. So I quit. They even hired me back when I came back one year later, but I quit again. Languished for another 6 months and eventually moved away.

I thought for sure I was going to pull the trigger and blow my brains out in some moody, tranquil scene deep in a forest or out on a boat somewhere, but no - I'm still here. I've changed so much as a person. I haven't felt alive in a very long time. I turn 31 in 6 months.

I want to write about what I've been through, even if no one else ever reads it. I can't explain the impulse, but it feels like something I need to do. I can't sincerely say I'm a robot. I am a very failed normie.

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Football season is here lads! I know you're going to say it's normie tier but i enjoy it.

> tfw just turned 25 a week ago.

Am I supposed to feel different because I don't.

>>39550767
he didn't go through.... the Change....

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>>39550736
Being able to actually answer "you watch the game?" is more valuable than you know, anon. I envy that. So, go watch your goddamned football. It's good for you, socially.

>>39549151
>have less $100 in account

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i throw normies off because i go full autism with the stats .

>>39549325
Could you try freezing an egg now?

>>39549151
>in hotel under covers
>first grad school interview tomorrow
I wonder if I should even be doctor

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>27
>HKV
>never had a gf
>failed CDL exam 5 times
>/fat/fuck
>lost 60 lbs
>tfw put on 15
>lost gainz because injury
>tfw healed and back at gym
>just got done with a binge

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>when you masturbate and don't feel regret after finishing

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>>39550948
>when you masturbate and forget to clean teh cum from the toilet seat and your mom is walking to the restroom

Posting from the Note 8 I bought today. It's cool. I'm drunk.

>>39550946
How the fuck do you fail a CDL exam five times?!

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>>39549151

whats the point in living past 30 if you dont have a family of your own or even a gf. I'm running out of ways to distract myself while until I die.

>>39550948
I've been able to eat my cum the past few times I've masturbated, it's a new low point.

>had a great paying job out of college
>quit and move back in with parents cause of schizo
>25
>still with parents
>barely got a security job at 8.50 an hour
And I forgot to call in to get an extra shift today.

>>39551166

kek

im 26, lost my job a few weeks ago, still have a few bucks to survive, living with parents, fat, manlet, no gf, no one wants to hire me with my marketing degree, friends are shit, thinking on going the Sun Ken Rock way and just focus on my body, at least i will not get beaten up if i go drink something by myself.

>>39550690
>I want to write about what I've been through
I'm interested in reading it. If anything it can be a cautionary tale to others about the dangers of self-destruction

>>39551267
I'll be your roommate, no gay stuff. I live in NC.

>>39550845
Maybe. It's actually really pricey to keep them frozen every year. around 1k a year and that doesn't include how much it is to freeze them, and it also has risks of the eggs going bad. I'll probably get desperate at age 30 and fuck some rando aryan dude off tinder

>>39551317

well i live in Cabos, how will this work?

>>39551148
i guess the hope that it will get better... never know.

26, unemployed, got my neetbux back at least. somehow worse off financially after 5 years of working then when i was 22. hoping to die soon.

>>39551253
How do you get a security job? Where do you even look? Indeed?

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>>39550948
>when you constantly felt regret and depression so nutting doesnt even make you more depressed

>>39550948
Why would anyone feel regret in the first place?

>>39551415
I looked at Indeed. I sent in my resume and they sent me an email on coming in.

>>39549151
What are you guys listening to these days compared to what you listened to when you were 16?

I remember hearing like third-hand information about a study saying that kids who were more or less 16 had already formed and cemented their taste in music and wouldn't deviate far from it. e.g. a 16 year old metalhead might get into alternative rock but he probably won't suddenly be listening to Deep House or R&B when he's in his 20s.

I'm thankful that I was never really able to commit to anything and went through a bunch of phases around that time and listened to all the late 90s/early 2000s genres. Techno, punk, metal, gangster rap, mallgoth industrial, etc.

I also got into reggaeton in my early 20s because of reasons. I more recently got j-pop, jazz, classical, EDM, traditional world music and folk.

One genre that I can't really listen to a whole lot of even today has got to be metal. I think it was my bread and butter as a teen even if I did listen to all those other genres. I was definitely a nu-metal mallgoth kid. I couldn't imagine still just listening to Slipknot and Nine Inch Nails though. There's more to life than just that.

>>39551584
What do you do? Are you supposed to guard something?

>>39551625
oh and I was a juggalo for a few months as well, again thank fuck I never stuck with that.

I'd be divorced twice and living with a single meth mom by now or something, which would probably be a step down from my current situations.

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>>39551625
I used to listen to rap like 2pac and Mac Dre when i was like 16. Now i listen to new retro wave. Air,and Boards of Canada;peppered with some 80s music and old school low rider shit like War

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>>39551625
feelin this one right now anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyROuons60s

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>>39549325
>Be 40.
>Some chr*stian based law bans artificial wombs.

If you make it to 27 and not get a partner you were never meant to have someone in your life. If you were normal you would have gotten a girlfriend to have a kid with in your teens.

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>parents are old and i feel they don't have much longer to live
how to deal with these feels anons

>>39551625
I pretty much listen to the same stuff. A little more variety, but my itunes is mostly unchanged.

>>39549325
"white race dying" meme is a meme

white people are fucking just fine, it's just you that isn't

>>39549151
>27
>don't even have a bank account

>>39551769
Didn't say i needed someone though, just a seed.

>>39551959
Fuck off kike.

>>39549325
>but also don't want to go through childbirth changes

Sounds pretty vain to me. Aren't your children more important than your looks?

>>39552075
Well it hurts like hell, too. And then 9 mo of feeling shitty before you have the worst cramps ever. I'll probably bite the bullet when i'm 30, since i'm gonna look terrible when i hit the wall anyways.

I can't help but tap into the motherly instincts of women

Help me

>>39552133
That pain is what reinforces the mother and child bond. The female body releases oxycotin and endorphins in response to the pain, chemicals that help cement the bond. It is nature's way of ensuring mothers treasure their kids and ensure the survival of the offspring. That's why mothers who get c-sections or go through the early years on a bunch of pills or alcohol become more detached from their kids.

>>39550690
I went through a similar thing a few years ago. Quit my job, lost all my money on my own business and ended up with a deep resentment for work. I'm a NEET again and back with my parents and honestly at peace with it. There is nothing wrong with being a useless sack of shit. Everyone dies cold and alone.

>>39551281
Don't call it a cautionary tale, that gives too much credit to the "successful" normies. Their tales are just as cautionary and the nature of their self-destruction is the same.

>>39552281
Wut. Moms get c sections because they can't push those fatfuck 10lb babies through a pinhole.

>>39552373
How does that change anything about what I said? I know it doesn't, I just want you to think so I don't have to keep responding to your idiocy.

>>39549151
>spent 3 years literally going insane.
>got my shit together
>now back in the real world and I forget how to interact with normal society.

Fuck,

I might have schizoids. I thought that word was related to schizophrenia at first. Isn't it normal to hate normies? I guess it's normal for them not to see how fucked the world really is.

>>39552424
I think your claim about c sections is totally baseless. Moms can have kids the normal way and not give two shits about them, and they can have a c section and care. Did your mom have one and not love you or something?

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I am 29 and I have 500$ in my bank account

>>39552603
That still changes nothing about what I said. The anecdotes you listed are compatible with the facts I listed. You still can't think, even when I fucking spelled everything out 2 posts ago.

>totally baseless
Either a teenager or a retard, the research on oxytocin and human bonds is so widely accepted you can google it. Childbirth causes a flood of oxytocin to be released, it's the most a woman will ever experience in her life unless she uses drugs. This doesn't mean mothers who get c sections won't love their kids. Do the math on the implications you moron, you're on your own from here.

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Just got out of a short relationship, failure to launch tier shit. I didn't have the time or really the inclination once I was there.

I've decided to embrace what I was molded in. Does anyone have any tips for the freshly devoted wizard? I was looking in to apps that text you like it's your gf but it's an anime gril, shit like that, anyone have any advice?

Also tangential but this last relationship really got me to realize how fucked my ability to emotionally connect is. Now afterwards I'm realizing I haven't even given up and found a waifu because I can't even feel emotional for something in my safe space hugbox, let alone irl. Sad!

26 yo virgin btw

>>39551625
>One genre that I can't really listen to a whole lot of even today has got to be metal.

>I was definitely a nu-metal mallgoth kid. I couldn't imagine still just listening to Slipknot and Nine Inch Nails though.

So basically, you never actually listened to metal at all, you were just a pathetic teeny bopper.

>>39552754
> This doesn't mean mothers who get c sections won't love their kids.
>That's why mothers who get c-sections or go through the early years on a bunch of pills or alcohol become more detached from their kids.

This is what you said though, which is baseless. And mothers doing drugs/alcohol while pregnant clearly have other issues with their morals. Moms get the bond through other ways, including just being around the baby, nursing them, etc.

I'm 32 and I can't stop thinking about the time 12 years ago I woke up in the middle of the night and heard who I thought was my best friend fucking the girl I thought I was in love with. I became a cutter on the spot. I've never recovered or had a normal life. The more I try to correct the problems in my life the more I just want to cry about it, still. If my parents were dead I would consider killing myself. Nobody who talked to me or saw me around would ever know or guess this.

>>39553063

>ruining your life over some worthless walking fuckhole who you never even had a relationship with let alone fucked

Who else here /married/?

Anyone?

.... hello?

(sorry guys I'm not trying to sound like your mother I'm just curious if anyone else has had any success like me)

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>tfw almost 28 and still no direction in life and i put on 5 lbs recently
>tfw been saying for last two years that this is the year im turning it around
>tfw my life will always be shit

i honestly dont know how to correct the situation

>>39553091

making quite a few assumptions there huh dumbass

>>39553063
I was also cucked. My best friend was dating this girl we mutually liked for a year behind my back. Fuck this gay earth. Although I didn't actually witness them fucking, so you take the cake.

Tell us about the experience, maybe it'll be therapeutic. How did that even happen? What was the leadup?

>>39553141

Let's not pretend you were anything but an orbiter, numale.

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>>39552754
lmao dumbass, serves you right for responding to roasties. you think she was going to reward you for informing her about details of human physiology? you cucks who flock to roastieposters are cancer who enable their bullshit on this board, kill yourself

>>39551625
I used to like pretentious prog shit, indie and hardcore. these days it's hardcore, rap and kpop mostly.

34 & I am I happy I voted for Donald Trump and dumped my bitchy wife for 27k!
Glad I got out of jail for shooting a man at age 31
>with only a misdemeanor
I got 49k from my mother killing herself with pills because of cancer.
>now I am 8k in debt
OOPS should not have bought that time share / married that woman.
MGTOW
>but feels ok with plan to get back 20k
(lol not realy) most people sad feels.... I have fear feels.

>>39553063
>>39553222

triples of truth. lets face it guy this situation has happened thousands times over. let me guess you were always afraid to talk to girls but your best friend had no problem. you also lived your life in a virtual world while your best friend tried to make something of himself. somehow by just existing you felt in tilted to that girls love when in reality she saw you as a loser. your friend that lived in the real world was seen as a desirable male and that eats you up to this day. stay living in front of your pc pathetic 30 year old

>>39550948
>fetishes reach peak disgusting
>only just enough guilt remains to keep the fetish taboo
perfect balance

>>39550946
i also failed my cdl at least you lost a bit of weight senpai

>>39550736

I work in a sports bar.

I hate sports

>>39550948

>When you call a girl cute and dont feel awkward about it
>when she seems genuinely flattered by it and respects your opinion


wait what? why didn't I do this years ago?

I'm on /pol/ laughing about a picture of conjoined twins giving head, and shitposting on voat about DACA.

My life is fucking pathetic.

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>made $1300 today
>made $1500 yesterday
>feel nothing

I used to make less than this in a month sometimes...

>>39550690
Thats really messed up.

Wish I could make that much money. I ve never made more than near min wage.

I have the opposite problem. I never feel like Im reaching even a quarter of my potential.

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>have mental breakdown December last year
>turned 25 early this year
>downward spiral since breakdown
>tfw I should've killed myself when I was 15

>>39554108
Well I made 5 k yesterday and 4 k the day before that.

Suck a dick for some extra bucks poorfag.

>>39551148
20 years old here just thought i'd mention that so you can discard my opinion instantly
wouldn't pursuing your own hobbies and interests have some kind of value? could this "family and friends" thing be a "grass is greener" thing?

>>39554165
Sure you did, sweetie. Be sure to tell your mom, she will be very proud

>>39553118
I went from working poor wizard to comfily paid and living with a woman but idk about marriage I don't think I'd have anything to gain or prove

>>39554199
When you're 20 you're probably not thinking about marriage, are anti-kid, and maybe work some warehouse job that barely supports you. When you hit 30 you start to realize you have 30-50 years left on this rock. You start thinking about family a lot after that

>>39550948
>tfw feel good masturbaiting because I know its the only exersice I get.

i just turned 25 in early august anons

>did shit in highschool
>played wow religiously, was in a top 50 guild
>realized when i graduated how fucked i was
>didnt care tho
>fucked around from 18-23
>did tons of drugs thought i ruined my brain
>got a concussion on xannys
>developed severe anxiety disorder
>worked shit wagecuck jobs
>floating around job to job until 23
>decided to do highschool upgrading
>did like 4 courses over a year and a half
>applied to chem engineering at my local uni
>get in
>now 25 going into my third year
>have my shit together (somehow??)

true story shits going good. im still a robot for life but i feel ok to be happy sometimes now

>Hoping to have some sort of sexual encounter with female friend I've already done stuff with
>Really hope I can last a while longer while actually having sex
Guys how do I just not bust from going hard & fast? I wank a lot with a tight grip but being inside a woman (5 times total) is just almost instantly game over

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>29th birthday recently
>have no friends and therefore had nothing to do
>parents were on holiday
>they go on holiday around my birthday every year on purpose and tell me I have 'the gift of an empty house'
>wanted to celebrate my birthday
>only have meagre wagekek earnings and a small savings amount of 8k
>only thing I enjoy is eating, I am 180lbs overweight
>decide I will buy McDonalds as my birthday present
>walk to McDonalds is 1 mile but pretty hard for me to complete that
>get to McDonalds, order like 5 burgers, 2 boxes of nuggets and several fries with 2 McFlurries
>sit in McDonalds for 3 hours slowly eating my food as well as some candy i bought along for the trip
>can feel the staff watching me
>feel is painful
>know they probably find it hilarious
>they haven't said anything but still feel really uncomfortable
>the manager comes over to me
>asks if everything is OK
>tell him ''-yy-y-yes i am just waiting for the movie to finish needed snacks i am watching the movie of wageslavery and you are thes-s-atr''
>he doesn't understand my joke or even hear
>asks if I will leave soon as the restaurant is filling up
>apologise and say yes
>only have 2 mcnuggets left, put them in my pockets and leave
>ate them on the way home
>as i was walking home someone driving past shouted "FUCKING LARDO" out of their car window
>when I got home had to sleep for 2 hours due to the physical excertion I put in

happy birthday

>>39554443

jack off once in the morning right when you wake up

jack off once a couple hours before you meet

its fucking bulletproof youll last like at least 10 minutes

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>26 in a few months
>already been through three career changes
>now want to drop everything and go to trucking school

when is this ever gonna stop

>>39554490
Please be real.
Why not at least go to a nice place?

>>39551625
At 16 I listened to anime music and epic metal. At 27, I listen to anime music, epic metal, and eurobeat. Course, anime music can span a lot of genres so who knows if you're right. Only thing I know is I'll be a weeb until the day I die.

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Lol, fucking oldfags
KYS GRANDPAS

>>39553264
Your machinations are all in the goal of such chump change? Trump voter indeed.

>>39554724
Apparently for our generation and the way we
were brought up

never

>>39554724
Do it now before its automated.

>be me
>25 yo
>80k saved up
>wageslave, hate my job, where I do absolutely nothing most of the time
>have almost no itnerests anymore
>evenings I lay on the couch, smoke weed, watch youtube and gaming streams

>finally overcame anxiety and got a psych appointment for next week

hey robots, I have 80k, nothing to loose, what even should I do with that money?
I could neet around for a few years, but that won't get me any further

>>39554801
You will be where we are soon enough.

>>39551148
I basically live for anime. That's all I really care about. I was 20+ shows every season, I buy and read manga in my spare time, I spend all my disposable income on figurines and merch. I must have spent over $2000 on a collectible card game based on anime series. That's from booster boxes, trial decks, and custom imported card sleeves and deck holders from Japan.

I regret nothing because I have nothing else, without this I am nothing.

>>39554965
Keep saving it up so you can retire. Better to be done with working forever then to have only a short reprieve, because every time you take a break from work it's harder to start again.

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>>39554965
Buy a house, travel the world.
It's what I did.

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>25, khv, asperger's, ADD
>going to adult high school
>about three weeks in school now, doing pretty well thanks to my ADD medication
>see qt shy quiet girl
>haven't seen her talk to anybody in these three weeks
>mfw planning to talk to her today

I, too, am very asocial person and I haven't made a single new friend, just like her. I'm going to attempt to talk to her today. By attempt I mean I'm going to maybe casually ask her if she has already started her history assignment, which she will then respond to, *if* she's going to respond. She seems really shy and the type of girl who doesn't have many friends, which is fine, because I'm a literal assburger and don't have any friends or social life either.
Even if she doesn't respond, at least I tried, and maybe laid some groundwork for future interactions, right? If she's too shy to respond, maybe I can ask something else later, after all I already asked before and therefore might as well ask again, right?

Whatever happens, I can only win, considering this would be the first time in my life when I approach a girl. If she talks to me, fantastic. If she doesn't, I finally manned up and approached a girl, and that's also fantastic. I really hope she responds though.

How does one even approach shy mousy nerd girls? I'm semi-fit, wear fit clean clothes, and I'm overall decent looking, but I'm still a permavirgin with literal diagnosed autism. I can only think the situation from my point of view; If I was sitting alone, and some girl approached me and started to talk to me, I would be pretty weirded out, but also flattered that someone took interest me, and I would definitely go along with it and see what happens.

I can only hope she thinks like that as well and won't be too weirded out.

>>39549151
>Our only weapon is our bank accounts
>tfw less than 1000 in savings.
>tfw 29.
My bank account is a constant reminder of my failures.

>>39555051
thing is, with how I have so little interests and with my state of mind I honestly don't want to grow old - I don't know how old yet tho...

>>39555097
traveling the world has just about 0 appeal to me honestly, but you're right, I should probably move away from where I life, as it is far too expensive her long-term, and buy a bit of land or a house somewhere cheaper....

>>39555051
>>39555097
He said 80k, not 800k

>>39555148
Better to just make as much money as you can while you're able to then when you feel like you can't do it anymore retire. If you run out of money and still don't feel like dying then I guess you're fucked though.

>>39555153
80k is a respectable amount of savings. It isn't enough to retire on, but you can grow that into a proper nestegg with care.

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>>39555140
>28
>0.00 in savings
>0.86 to my name

hoooo boy

>>39555164
I work in IT, system engineering
Have only had one job, 21-25, and good references to my work from there, even tough I did just about nothing.
I should honestly be able to find work after taking a break for a few years
also I'm from switzerland, which should count for something, as the world in general likes us, and I should always be able to find work here, so I think not being able to work later on is not a problem

also we got a pretty good social security net... I should probably continue working for a few months until my psych can declare me unable to work or something then try to apply for neetbux

sadly I have no idea how to get that here, that's what I get for only consuming US media, us news, us politics etc.

>>39555199
>>39555140
Not too late. Also that's not much context, for all we know you have a mortgage and new car

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>>39555213
>switzerland

ayo

>>39555246
>0.86c to my name anon
live in government housing they pay for
no car, obviously no mortgage, only asset I own is my PC that's 5 years old and decrepit
my weekly neetbux goes towards bills and food, and I can't even afford to eat every single day of the week
~7000 in debt to the government for uni I failed but I don't need to pay that off any time soon.

can I say 'hooooooooooooooooooooo boy' again plz?

>>39550209
How did you fuck up this bad? I have 33k and feel like I could financially turtle up in a studio or 1br and make it for at least 4 years, but I'm in the midwest. I could never quit but I pray for the firing every, goddamn, day.

>>39550690
>NEET
>Paying for media
>Paying for it anyway
Holy shit you dumb cunt. How do you not just get the cheapest place possible, slash bills, and pirate everything?

>>39555269
honestly we're ok still
most of the migrants we get are either willing to work, and have some skill
or leave because everyone here hates migrants

we're the japan of europe, we'll bully you if you go against our culture

and the people of the town you life in have a say in weather you get citizenship or not, they denied a woman her swiss pass, because she tried to get rid of cowbells, because she thinks it harms the cow

>>39555344
You might as well save up a bit more and buy some 60k house. I dunno why you'd want to be fired though.

>>39555366
What's your life like?

>>39555380
>they denied a woman her swiss pass, because she tried to get rid of cowbells, because she thinks it harms the cow

that's pretty sad tb*h

>>39554828
yup I am ok with that . $20k is enough for me.

>>39555394
yeah the swiss just stand by their culture and tradition - if you don't respect it or mess with it, the swiss won't like you, they'll try to get rid of you

pretty shitty in some respect - but it keeps the culture alive

>>39555383
Both of those are me.

I hate working and fantasize about going into manchild NEET mode all the time. I'd love to have that time and energy go toward streaming obscure video games or music production.
However, I can't justify walking away from it because it pays a shit-ton by uneducated midwestern pleb standards and isn't manual labor. I wouldn't be too sad if someone else made that decision for me, though.

As for my life, I walk/jog to work and back every day (autistic non-driver here), live with my girlfriend and play vidya when I'm not too tired from working.

>>39555344
Not him but it's extremely easy to waste a lot if you don't put effort into being frugal.
Just a little electronics, fast food, occasional alcohol and stuff like that can take a lot over time.

>>39554965
If you do nothing on your job, read books on the spot or at least audiobooks. Seriously if you can get away with it, do it.

Look for a job that is better for you, or do community college for things that might be even remotely interesting like engineering, or programming. By interesting I mean intellectually challenging in the problem-solving way.

You have a failsafe fund of your savings, you can afford to risk a little. Especially when your job is crushing your soul. Doing nothing is soulcrushing despite it not looking that way.

>>39554490
Walk every day. Seriously. Print out a spreadsheet and tick off days. Start with small shit like half a mile every day and gradually increase it.

The small stuff being done every day is what matters.

Anyway happy birthday Anon.

>>39552281
Most blatant example of vitalism and other unmaterialistic analysis in your post is visible to those who know what vitalism is and what is the difference between materialistic and idealistic philosophy. Basically you use vitalism and teleology in your argument.

Check yourself before you shrek yourself.
And read Alexander Spirkin: Fundamentals of Philosophy.

The idea behind your post stands, the observation is correct but the explanation you use is based on teleology using vitalistic theory to somehow save few keystrokes and words. A good argument must have a good foundation. And the only good foundation is materialistic dialectical philosophy.

>>39549151
ITT: ragey wagies.

33 yo perma NEET here, could get a job but life is way better this way.

>>39555713
Since all anti-wage threads contain stuff about NEETs fucking the gfs of wageslaves, NEETs are now confirmed to be Chad and you all need to go away.

>>39549325
Are natalists robots? Kids are basically a contract binding you to other people and/or work because you legally can't be a loser anymore.

t. white genocide participant via vasectomy

>>39555767
Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm definitely a fucking wagie, and ragey. Just saying that at this age you're less likely to have a benefactor to support it, unless you're a woman, and once the wagebux run out it's the rope or more waging.

>>39555795
There's place where you can get NEETbux without any condition

>>39549151
35+ going on a date with a 19-year-old and her grandma today. She was too shy to go alone, so she asked if her grandma could come. 21-year-old fuck buddy is coming back to town tomorrow, so I'll be alright if things don't pan out tonight. Hope they do though. She has a pretty face and skinny thighs that drive me crazy.

>>39555735
Doting parents? Cuckold or cuckquean supporting you? Ridiculous inheritance? What is your secret?

>>39555831
Don't get into a relationship. You'll always miss fucking around like this.

>>39555842
There's what's basically "basic income" in my country.

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>30 years old
>ugly as fuck
>KHV in spite of making many attempts to get a gf when younger
>rejected by every single girl I approached, even ugly and fat ones
>work two minimum wage jobs
>completely gave up on ever having a gf
>Nothing brings me joy anymore, everything is bland
>Spend my time off work dreading the next work day

My only chance at ever being happy is if AI advances enough to not only automate most jobs (and give everyone neetbux) but also be sentient so us subhumans can have loving AI gfs. Who knows how far off that is though? I might be dead by then.

Quit my job the other day. I was hoping to replenish my slowly draining bank account, but I'll have to tighten my belt for a bit until I find work again.
I'll be alright once I get my garden beds up and running. My goal is full self sufficiency.

>>39555854
>Don't get into a relationship
I actually want a relationship pretty bad now. I've been single for a while and want to wake up with a cutie every morning. I don't have any close friends where I live, so even though I get laid, I spend a lot of time alone.

I'm really picky though. She has to be under 24, pretty face, sweet personality, and skinny thighs.

>>39555912
I dunno if I'm ugly as fuck, but I'm not Chad or anything. I've only ever had luck online. Whenever I was on dating sites I just took the shotgun approach with anyone I found remotely fuckable with something from their profile and felt out of they wanted to meet or seemed amicable toward a bit of suggestive talk. If they didn't I immediately stopped wasting time on them. Finding girls in public or at work is for normals and chads and will never be for us. They say only chads have luck online but I honestly think it's the best chance for r9k.

Have to move into a share house next year because my current roommates are going their separate ways. I've lived with them since 2010 and I've known them since I was a kid. We moved to the big city together. I have no fucking clue how I'm going to manage living with strangers. Could be an opportunity or could just send me into a deep spiral.

>>39555968
You'll miss fucking around. Screen cap this. Then again, I always seemed to settle for sweet but kind of homely practice girl types. That's probably my problem, but I bet even the sweetest piece of ass gets old.

>>39555656
I'm >>39554965 (You)

The thing is, I'm not really interested in anythign at the moment, I already listen to some audiobooks, currently through Warhammer 40k ones, but loosing interest fast

The big problem is not being interested in anything, if I see a potentiol job I only see the negatives, and I don't care about any subject you can learn at a college

As I said, I start with a new psychiatrist next week, I hope with that help I can find passion

If I quit right now, what I'd want, I wouldn't do anything really, just lay on my ass, watching increasingly boring shit

>>39555943
Me too, quit on Sunday by not showing up.

I'm planning on opening a booth in the local thrift mall and selling my vidya collection/knick knacks/stuff I can produce and flip for cheap such as pixel perler bead art.
I'm not too afraid of being homeless though since I live with my brother and he wouldn't kick me out, and hell even if he did I know my mom would take me.
At this point I'm having fun not being at work and inventorying/pricing my vidya.

>>39551148
>whats the point in living past 30 if you dont have a family of your own or even a gf.
Work career or heavy devotion to faith. Have neither of those?
Then you are fucking done. You are well past your prime, lost are the days of your youth and youthful things you could have done in those days. So your future is set by the people close to you or the legacy of your work/faith, if you have no of that, then it is just a empty void of despair, worse I would image if you had any friends left to witness your destruction. I have an old HS friend that is starting to recluse because he's 34 and can't relate to anybody and has admitted he knows we pity him more than care about/like him, as such I think he is doing worse than if we ditch him years ago.

>>39556117
I grew up in poverty in second world and you just have to work minimum wages for 12+ hours daily and also on weekends Its illegal but noone cares much. You are being yelled and sometimes physically abused, always threatened to be kicked out which you cant afford if you dont want to be homeless.

How should someone like this even care or find a time for gf/friends ? There is no time. It is just work and sleep. I wait for the day I snap and kill my managers.

Try being 38.
Life truly does kick in once you get out of the twenties. No more teen angst and no more competing with peers. My peers are getting divorced or live in shitty relationships and are in soul-crushing careers.
I've got a nest-egg I could retire on and a job I love doing.
Learn a skill and practice it and you'll be fine. It gets better anons.

>>39556173
>No more teen angst
I have a friend that is 33 and still is full of nothing but that.

>>39550801
Seriously. I have a shitty job. But I'm going to school to get a slightly less shitty job at least.

>>39556212
Well he just didn't grow up. Plenty of gen-x'ers and millennials with shitty parental figures have that problem.
I blame the confidence-first approach to raising kids. Much better to teach them something from which they can derive confidence than the other way around.

>>39556091
As a rule of thumb, if you don't know what to do, safe bet is to do what others do and what is creating something.

Gardening, carpentry, hobby metalworking, hobby electronics. You get an useful skill out of those and out of others. So gaining an useful skill is one of the criteria to consider. Even learning to play instrument is a way to gain an useful skill.

Good luck man.

>>39555912
if the ai would be sentient it would choose to not love you. :^)

>>39556311
I know I'm just giving excuses but:
have no garden
have no space/tools etc. to do carpentry
same for metalworking
etc.

I could continue programming a bit, but as I have absolutely zero pointers of what to do where
and zero interest of doing any of those things
and I already have marketable skills

I just fail to do anything.

I know of the therapeutic effect of actually creating something, but I feel like the time investment is not worth it, and I have no idea where to start

then again, that's where the psych should be able to point me in the correct direction etc.

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I feel like I'm losing my mind robots

I'm starting to get panic attacks doing things.

yesterday I decided i wanted to get a job because i was fed up being a poorfag and then while writing my portfolio and resume i got a panic attack again

now i remember why i became a neet, because this happens every time. someone give me a gun so I can end it already.

>>39556173
I'm 32 and I'm more and more depressed with each year. I actually slipped off a decent career path some years back and I'm now working dead end jobs that I quit or get kicked out of every few months. I have 0 savings, I live from month to month. My teeth have gone bad, my back hurts from just sleeping too long - the doctor said I have an old man's back already at my age. I can't even enjoy my old hobbies anymore. If my parents die, I won't be able to even afford living on my own, so I'll have to sell my house and rent a single room somewhere to meet ends financially. I'm so out of energy and will to do anything that I just sleep or stare at the monitor in my free time. I should start looking for an accessible, sufficiently high place with a hard ground below soon.

>inb4 just work on urself
I know.

>>39556173
Hoping for this result in the end. I suppose being an incel is a blessing in disguise, as I don't have a wife and kids to support while I try to get ahead.

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>>39556470
If you are only looking to kill time and exercise your brain, then with programming you can look into projecteuler.net if you have ever been good at math at high school or university.

When I was at high school 8 years ago, projecteuler.net helped me a lot by directing my mental power that would otherwise be wasted on playing videogames.

If you have marketable skills, learning a foreign language, perhaps the one you already were learning at high school and forgot is the best choice. And consuming media in that foreign language is also a good way to pass time.

Even I struggle with finding time and place to do something constructive, but dumpster diving for electronics or buying broken lcd screens from hobos and fixing the power supplies is one way I can exercise the hobby electronics in the apartment I live in.

Pic related. Just a simple repair job replacing bulged capacitors. But at least better than nothing.

>>39556616
thanks - I'll check it out, dunno if it can occupy me, as I already worked as a programmer for a bit

I know 4 languages already and have no interest in any others desu

my problem is more the motivation to do anything, which might also be a symptom of other mental problems

>>39549151
> tfw 25.4 already
> should I start looking for my first job lads?

>>39549325
Does anyone have the original sauce of that picture? I would really like to see it

>>39556616
I've thought of buying a lot of broken laptops and gathering parts to fix them on eBay and sell them as refurbished for profit. unfortunagely i got no money to make up for losses and I live in a country where shipping fees would kill everything.

I even thought of doing this with bicycles but parts are too hard to come by. If you lived in a place where the infrastructure wasn't complete garbage that would be the robot job to do.

>>39553278
Not that anon but nice just world fallacy you have there. I have a similar story but my friend was tall and sexy and I was short and ugly so, the amount of effort he had to put in to get girls was exactly zero.

>30yo
>dead end job
>no kids
>no wife
>no gf

Life is simple, without complications, peaceful and since I don't want kids and wife life will be easier and easier.

>>39556722
Then if you know languages already, increase your proficiency.

There is one thing to know a language, the other is to be able to read a book in that language.
Seriously, practice reading a book like you would in your native language.
I know two foreign languages on good level, one is the one used for communication right now. And for the other, reading an actual book in that is far harder than it seems even if one is able to have a conversation in that language.


>>39556829
Broken laptops are too much of a hassle when it comes to getting parts. It is a market niche that is not always profitable. There are way too many laptop models and parts that any stocking of parts is only for a big house repair shop.

Only people like Louis Rossmann are able to make a living out of it and he only fixes macbooks, because of the price difference between an official apple repair and him. And the guy mainly caters to macfags who are idiots with their macbooks, that is why he can make a lot of money to afford paying rent in NYC for an apartment and repair shop.

>>39557285
You mean "easier to end", right?

>>39557492

I like my life, is simple and I can do whatever I want without worry about other people. Life is easier because I never need think about someone else when I make decisions about my life and this is what true freedom is.

>>39554443
Make silly faces when she cant see. Made me a rockstar

>>39557292
some time ago I translated japanese manga into english, and french into english
I usually speak german, and do some podcast-like stuff in english

I don't feel in any way compelled to get more proficient in any language

As I said, it's more of a motivation and passion issue than anything else...

>>39552311
Thanks for the solidarity, anon. These threads help.

I rarely see stories like ours where we "had it" and then lost that supposed success. It makes me wonder how often it happens and people are understandably too pained to admit it, even anonymously.

>>39557551
I feel you man, I'm in the same boat. Shit is pretty great to be honest.

21 here
>full time college students
>make 1500-2000/month on a 90% online job
>live w parents
>spend all my money on vidya, anime, food, etc
>no gf nor do I want one because I'm a trap with AGP

Is it true that I will want to be a normie once I hit 30? I don't want to fall for the marriage meme, I just want to live with my parents and play vidya/watch anime all day.

>>39554490
mcdonalds delivers now thru uber eats.

>>39554490
>>39558349
>be fat as fuck
>decide to spend money on food or your birthday
>walk a mile to fucking mcdonalds
Are you literally retarded? You could've had real food delivered right to your house, but instead you went to fucking McDonalds.

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in less than 3 years I'll be a wizzard

>>39552779
Love Plus is a famous one though I've never tried it myself.

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>>39555779
>you legally can't be a loser anymore.
Wat. Tell that to the welfare queens! Never work a day in their life

>>39549151
35 here.
Pretty much have last the urge to date or have sex.

>>39551959
Is that why the us will have a white minority in 30 years?

>>39551128
How much battery life do you get out of it?

>>39551148
I'm 35 and in some ways I've gotten over it and have moved on. Yeah I wanted a family and kids but i also wanted to fly the space shuttle. Once you move on it gets tolerable.

>>39560310
why did you cap your own story like its worth preserving?

>>39556241
>be me
>quit school halfway
>been job hopping ever since
>every new job i get i get a 1dollar increase in hourly wage
>tfw at 40dollars a hour now
>no education
school is for retards, once you get out nobody will hire u m8

How much do I need in my bank account to get women to fuck me?
I mean outside of buying them shit or whatever. Just what number do they need to see to go wide eyed & start salivating for my robot cock?

>>39551148
Go to thailand and fuck street whores. Like that guy from asianstreetmeat.com
He seems happy. :)

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>>39551148
>coworkers @new job asked me if live together with my gf
>they assumed i even had one
>said yes
>tfw khv 26yo living with mom and dad

had an retard outburst at work. I'm reverting back to pre-adolescence. The end is near mein freunde.

>>39553891
What's voat?

>>39560736
Alt-right 9gag

>>39560735
I recently sperged out & explained to my female coworkers that millineal women are all whores with no integrity.
Yep, like a normal person...

>>39551148

I know a 32 year old who posts here from time to time. He is still fucking that prostitute he's been fucking since she was 19(23 now).

Women don't want him and we just play video games, and talk about shit. Sometimes I feel blessed that I got somebody to talk too irl that is on the level.

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>>39560605
It's not mine, spicslug.

>>39555380
I want to retire there.

>>39560674
Money is nice to have, but it wont get you women. It's like a cherry on top of a cake that's built with confidence and good looks. If the cake looks like shit then who cares about the cherry?

>>39560748
I love the alt right

>>39560844
https://voat.co/v/news/2110907

It's full of fun info like this. Did you knoe if you're american and live there legally, you have it worse than the illegal DACA "kids"?

>>39560806
Yeah but I don't have confidence or good looks. I'm looking for a woman that likes me for my cash (which I have), not personality (which I don't).

I'm almost 27 and have a shitty IT degree from a second or third choice college. Am overweight depressed manlet, do IT bitch support making barley $46k, only got a 1% raise, despite all my hard work my communication is shit and boss determined I deserve barley $30 more a month. Also my shits come out rough and I often find myself wiping blood. It's cancer for sure, maybe I'll get lucky and not even make it to my thirties. I wish I was dead most days anyway.

>>39560940
Start exercising and stop watching porn. You'll still be depressed, but it's a manageable level of depression.

28
holding $77k in cryptocurrencies
its everything I have and my only chance for small success

>>39560890
Probably 1mil+ then. 150k isn't enough to afford a sugar baby, since you can't even buy a decent luxury car. You'd basically have a really overpriced prostitute for 4 months and lose all your money while she fucks other rich guys.

>>39561038
I am sad now, but I appreciate the honesty.

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>>39560779

Hahaha originality son.

>be 27
>be alive
God is good

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how does anyone over 25 even find r9k LMAO??? wtf ?? xd

>>39561226
We've been here since the beginning. also for saying that you are now cursed to still be here when you are 25

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>>39561137
>15 yo dressing silly

I've seen much worse.

>>39561226
In October 2005 I was 19 and living away from home for the first time during the first semester at university. People on my forum kept spamming memes and I found 4chan a week later. I thought "what even is this site it's stupid you can't have a conversation or tell who is who".

Fast forward 12 years.
Yep.

>>39549151
>bank accounts
I'll have you know that I make 500 USD a month (11000 CZK after taxes, minimal wage). Even if I don't pay rent (living with parents, because I am a 25yo gfless failure) I have to pay for transport, food, internet and some other things. If I have 5000 left over I try nto to spend it because I fear there will be an emergency.

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>>39549151

>"your balance is 3.32"

>>39561064
Well the good news is depending on the cash you can possibly fix the ugly part. And then maybe confidence might return

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>be ugly manlet
>can't believe normies can actually get a girl that would work to build future together I.e buy house
>compensate by working my ass off and now own house and make over 100k/y
>maybe I can be a beta provider
>2 years into wizardhood

Pls kill me

>>39561226
{[user was unoriginally banned for this post]}

>>39561780
Just plastic surgery you mean? Or are you saying I'll look sexier with wads of cash sticking out of my pockets?

>>39552987
>being 25 and older and still trying to be the metal police

hahaha holy shit who's the pathetic one now

I still listened to other shit like Slayer and Burzum and Anal Cunt, it's just that OBVIOUSLY those MTV mallcore bands like System of a Down and Mudvayne is what I started with, like any other metalhead even if they don;t want to admit it.

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>>39549151
>25
>friendless
>KHV
>NEET for 2+ years
>fat, almost obese BMI

I have a job interview on Friday for a receptionist position and I know I'm going to drop some serious spaghettis, but even if I don't and manage to get the job, I know I won't be able to cope dealing with people for 8-9 hours every day. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore, I just want out of this mess, damnit.

>>39561424
>heh, that's right, I have a 9gag MEME and I used it. Triggered yet, libcucks?

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>its a mom says shes taking me to rehab for weed episode
>27 neet

what do i do help im saying no

>>39562209
The former... the latter is gonna get you swarmed by nigs. Male nigs, in case you were getting hopeful.

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>>39561852
This is basically me. My bank account/current income is the only thing i have going for me and it's not even that much. I can't even be a beta provider for some mudshark

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>>39562605
>taking me to rehab for weed episode
in the 25+ thread no less.. xd
rofl? elaborate plz??

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>>39562378
I got it off voat. What meme year are you stuck in where 9gag is still relevant?

>>39562783
Shut up and go back to pol or reddit

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>>39562860
I'll stay here. Reddit is full of commies and pol has too many mudslimes and canadians

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>>39558387
I'm a fat fuck too. Sometimes steak and lobster isn't as appealing as some trashy food like Mc donalds and cheap snacks.

>>39549151
my bank account is one sad motherfucker with a current balance of 0 till the end of the month

>>39562906
yeah definitely fag up our thread with your little kid identity politics nonsense. that'll win you over some supporters to rally around the kekistani army.

>>39562745
I was gonna say that maybe he lives in one of those meme countries where if you get caught with weed you can either go to jail or go to rehab, which is what inflates the "marijuana makes you addicted and you need rehab" figures.

But then I saw that he's a NEET and lives with mommy, so I think that portrait paints itself.

31 years old, lvl 1 wizard, I do not care about human relationship.

All that matters is money, unfortunately I have no talents and passion, thus I am a NEET on Autismbux.
Still I need to do stuff ordered by the working office.

>25
>had a shit job for a few years prior to this
>did more than half of the whole departments work last year, got a 1% raise
>gave promotion to some idiot
>quit half a year ago after that happened
>start freelancing
>i was doing so much work they can't afford not to hire me at my own rate
>making more than i was working there while working 2-3 days a week
>moved across the country
>no idea what i want to do for real work
>whole thing feels pretty dead end
>just want to be perpetually left alone to play video games at 3am

>>39549151
>Our only weapon is our bank accounts

definitely true.
literally going to buy cheapest female out there.

>clearly I don't want to buy Dem Used Goods
>my iPhone is brand new
>my SUV is brand new
>my toothbrush is brand new
>my toilet paper is brand new
>why my gf should be 2nd 3rd 5th 10th 20th hand?

Yes... my nonexistent bank account.

>>39562745

because im a basement neet with no future and she doesnt want to hear how her genetics ruined my chance at life smugfrog.jpg

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>>39563076
>our thread
I made this thread tho. You have to go back

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>$33k in bank account
>no college degree
>part time job held for the past decade
>have been working here so long I'm at "the top"
>tfw its a complete dead end that pays too well to start anywhere else
I feel trapped

>>39563421
>part time job held for the past decade
I'm guessing this is the USA. Only here can they still keep you at part-time with no benefits

>>39554490
>>they go on holiday around my birthday every year on purpose and tell me I have 'the gift of an empty house'

Same gift to my son.
He didn't know I installed spycams everywhere.
>he had been fapping and playing vidya like there was no tomorrow
>he searched for my secret stash and only found half a bottle of vodka
>he drank it all then ran to the bathroom to puke
>then he fapped and porn and vidya like there was no tomorrow
>at least it was not to trap/gay stuff

when I got home I tried to ask him if he threw some party and if there were good girls
>he replied trying to make me think he had sex all the time

"Gee golly go, big son, you're a man now!"
>he gets depressed
>mfw I'm the reason my son is cringing
>mfw wondering if he browses /r9k/

>>39554796
>and eurobeat.

I've been addicted to Initial D as well

>>39554965

everyone dreams getting a job to do absolutely nothing most of the time. It just means you can learn stuff (or listen music or browse the internets) while being paid.

those $80k are your retirement plan. Until you're about 45-50 you may happen sometimes to decide to spend them. Don't. You'll regret as soon as you'll get 45.

Believe me, retiring at 45-50 is one of the most comfortable things you can dream when you're 35-40.

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>>39555038

Every year I spend $3000-$5000 in LEGOs. As long as I've got some storage space for my MOCs and sorted pieces, I'm go.

I don't want to think about what will happen when I'll run out of money.

>>39555139
>planning to talk to her today

if this happens, I want a complete report here on r9k.

Maybe it'll be an YLYL thread.

>>39563613
Don't you feel weird knowing lego actively hates adult collectors? And banned legoland for single adults, and made a move about how an adult ruins legos, and puts 'ages 6-14' on products?

>>39555139
>planning to talk to her today

this is bad.

I've got a crippled femfriend who has spent two months in a crippled people holiday center (don't know how to translate it in English, but in my native language it's even more cringey than you could imagine).

After a few days a crippled dude tried to hit on her. She got annoyed and shouted at him "I don't want, you crippled retard!" Cringey crippled dude began weeping.

Same day, another crippled dude tried to hit on her. Day after, yet another. Basically every crippled dude - including retarded ones - tried to hit on every crippled female - including retarded ones. They started with my femfriend because she's a solid 3/10, aka, the most appealing female of the crippled group.

>tldr: if you've some condition -mental or not-, go for a sane healthy significant other. Don't add condition to condition.

Wow. I work as an intern or whatever through a government instance for my income. And they will now offer me 6 months of paid work when my contract is over and hopefully more after that - which is unsure, but many months till that happens.
I like the job, it's easy enough, and quite important. However, a part of me doubt it. I doubt everything. I doubt it's genuine. A part of me assumes it's some sort of ploy to make me a joke. To put me on a podium while pointing and laughing how I could think that someone would even consider hire someone like me.
That even the smallest task I do at my job is some grand fuck-up and that people are doing so much work behind the scenes to cover up my mistake. That sending an e-mail, or how I control a camera for my employer is being laughed at behind the scenes.
That there's so much bad evaluation that doesn't reach me, and that I'm told I do a good job simply because it's easier. That they can just load some work on me and keep me as a free employee.

There's no reason for me to even think this, but if I don't constantly remind myself, look at my experiences there through a pragmatic lens, that's the notion I get.

I'm also afraid I will fuck up for myself. That in some bizarre state of losing self-control I will barge in a door, I will prematurely press stop on a recording, I will delete a file I shouldn't. I have no history of this, I have no intention of bad-doing, yet I have this fear. A fear that some aspect of my life can temporary work out successfully is so foreign to me that I can only laugh at the idea. Like my life is some big joke, and some director is arranging the scene so I get my hopes up, only to have them crumble.

What will realistically happen, I'll do the tasks I do today, and have a salary of around $4.000 monthly

Phew, life is a rollercoaster starting at the top..

>>39563697
>lego actively hates adult collectors?
Some of their sets are specifically designed for adult collectors.

>>39555213
>I'm from switzerland

Here Switzerland is our dream
>public services work
>pretty clima
>everyone minds his own fuckin' business
>wages pretty high, as long as you're serious with your job
>noone gives a fuck if your banksavings increase
>chocolate paradise!

Why don't I have 800k Swiss Francs to retire there?

>>39555831
>35+ going on a date with a 19-year-old and her grandma today

>and her grandma

>and her grandma

this gave me quite the good laugh.

>>39556173
screencapped this.

>30
>don't really care about anything except music and a few movies
>job sucks, pays shit, but hours are flexible and work is easy so whatever
>no money to my name
>hopelessly KHV

but im an only child and set to inherit my parents real estate empire, when i turn 50, so i've got that going for me so thats kinda nice

>>39558241
>>make 1500-2000/month on a 90% online job

What the fuck is an online job

This is something I see talked about a lot on /r9k/

99% of women just want to rent their genitalia to some "supporter".

I don't need them. Won't waste money to become a cuck. Either she's mine for life (aka virgin and 100% committed LTR) or she's a scam.

Women I know would be glad to find I have $137k savings. They'd hint at dating. I'd happily reply to every single one of them that since she wasted her virginity to some NEET Chad, she should go for him.

>tldr, when you've got money, you can eventually skip the betacuck cringe

>>39563994
Online business? Online cust support?

>>39564172
computer programmer or web developer

>>39563994
I worked from home as a translator for a while. The company would send me documents through some google platform, I would translate them and send them back.

>>39564165
>They'd hint at dating.
Stuff that never happened for $20, Tim

>>39564165
>They'd
>I'd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0sgwz-f-u4

>>39564165

I know you're making this up because even the poorest woman in America wouldn't give a shit since you've "only" got 100k.

I'm almost 27 and have never had a job. I know it's too late for my to make anything in my life, but does anyone know how I could get a job with a massive gap in my resume and no job experience.

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>>39564614
Lol this. Also not realizing women can fall for the career meme and easily have that money laying around, too (pic related)

>>39564704
I'd suggest you volunteer to build some references and demonstrate you can be dependable on a recurring basis.

From there you find a minimum wage job that hopefully involves a computer or point of sale system so you can outshine your coworkers and maybe be a manager eventually.

But I'm guessing you're too depressed for all that.

>>39564165
I've always been poor and I never had much trouble finding dates even though I never tried particularly hard.

>>39564704
How is this even possible how do you people not get bored out of your mind? At least stay at home moms fill their time with kids and kid activities

>>39564799
Pretty easy to stay entertained if you've got pot, an internet connection, and a dick imo.

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>>39564411

i kek'd matey

>>39550767
It doesn't hit you until about halfway trough your 25th year. Just wait.

>>39564828

this desu from 18-26 i was completely stoned playing online games and jerking off

>>39564704
You can lie on your resume. If you have any family member who has a business, ask them if they would mind if you say that you worked there for X years. Otherwise just put down the names of random places roughly related to the job you want to get. If you're applying for some minimum wage entry level job nobody will bother calling around to see if you're full of shit. And if they do, the worst that can happen is you don't get the job.

>>39551148
This
I'm a 34yo NEET with no family or gf and I wonder what the hell am I going to do for the next 30+ years. I'm bored with everything (films, vidya, and reading). I just want to end this life but don't have the balls to an hero. The next 30 years are going to be boring as fuck.

>>39564941
Yeah and that doesn't even account for when they stop making stuff that appeals to you.

>>39549151
>23
when should I start panicking? You guys have been here, give me some advice!

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>>39564614
You're wrong in assuming I'm an Ameritard.

Btw it sounds quite eerie to hear that in USA 137k aren't enough to "buy" a woman. Talk about high standards.

>>39564977
23 is still young enough to make pretty much any change to your life you want. Start going to the gym and working on yourself now, and you'll be fine.

Start panicking when you're 28 imo.

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>>39555139
>>39563634
>>39563732

Just came back from school. Nothing happened. She came to school little bit later than usual, and when she finally showed up there were other people already in the lobby. Fffffuuuuck. I was so looking forward to this. Tomorrow is a new day, maybe I'll get the chance tomorrow.

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>>39564977
1. get the fuck off this website
2. get away from this website
3. walk away from this website
4. log off and delete your account from this website
5. etc.

99% of all your problems in life come from this website and the culture that surrounds it.

>>39565034
I'm not here often. I just want a gf, but am too reserved to ever talk to the ones outside my immediate circle.

>>39565017
It should be enough. The problem is that all the millennial women will die alone waiting for their independently wealthy artist or their saudi prince.

>>39565125
>independently wealthy artist
wut

>or their saudi prince.

it's common knowledge that they are into scat and making women have sex with animals.

>>39565034
>99% of all your problems in life come from this website and the culture that surrounds it.
I thought this too but then I stopped browsing here for a year and nothing changed. In fact it only got worse.

>>39565121
>I'm not here often.

We all started off as lurkers who were only here for rage comics and lolcat memes, before you know it 10 years have passed.

>>39565224
Wow a year, what happened? I went a month recently. It was okay, made me realize how useless 4chan is. I still came back to shitpost here though

>>39565125
It's 2017, most adult women are financially independent.

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>There's a possibility that Mr Shekelburg will send me to visit a client 3 hours away tomorrow

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Get someone else to do it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>25 soon to be 26

My life is pretty much over. I studied something I enjoyed and learnt a lot but I will never have liveable wage. This second world country is sentenced to die in a decade or two. I wish I studied programming but I will be soon homeless with a psych masters. At least I will be the most educated homeless ever. I guess I dont have any competition on the streets. Maybe I will write a post that I will share philosophical insights for food and water.

I guess I am going diogenes now.

>>39565620
Yeah and still trying to date above their current social class.

>>39565746
All the women I dated were making more money than me, except that one who was still in high school at the time.

>>39565776
And if you think that's typical, then welcome to the planet dumbass.

>>39551625
<13 yo me - pop shit
~14-15 reggae/ska
15-18 dadrock
19-22 drone, obscure shit, stoner rock, psychadelic rock/metal
22 - now rap, metal a little less,rap, hip-hop, EDM, hard techno, reggae, obscure shit, dadrock, pop shit sometimes

>>39565746
Well that's called thousands of years of evolution. Us roasties were only doing this breadwinner shit in the last 80 years or so

>>39549151
>Our only weapon is our bank accounts
WTF IS THIS NIGGER FROG CROAKING ABOUT? I AM POOR STUDENT SEND HELP

>>39565797
It happens enough and it's not really new either.

>>39565916
You're trying to tell me that women commonly date men who earn less than they do.

Drink some coffee or something.

>>39565732
I like to think that diogenes would spit on psychologists.

t. Sociologist
real talk sorry for your troubles though, we will all die in nuclear hell fire anyways hopefully

>>39551625
I've been listening to a lot of folk music since I turned 25. A lot of Stan Rogers recently, that man has a remarkable voice. He inspires such an incredible sense of awe and exhilaration in me when I listen to him sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

>>39565877
Well if you picked a major thats not shit you should be fine once you graduate.

>>39566006
shut the hell up idiot all majors are shit virtually. after you make it thru your BA.. which I am at the end of you basically get to eat it because it is worth fuck all unless you get a master, phD etc..

>>39565961
I said nothing about "typical" or "common", but it's definitely not as rare as you tried to say.

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>>39565962
Yes he would probably but diogenes didnt care about your degree but who you were as a person which is aboslutely different to real world today. In my honest useless opinion I would say he would spit on me and maybe piss one me too but would take absolutely massive crap on STEM holders because they choose money as their main motivator in useless life.

>>39566069
I'll be homeless too sure enough. Apparently I used to tell my family I would be a hobo when I grow up and my grandma thought it was cute.

You and I could throw rocks at STEMfags.

>>39566036
> Hi I'm visiting the planet for the first time. Girls like dating guys who have less money than they do, right?

>>39566129
Like I said, every girl I've dated so far was/is making more money than me and none of them cared.

>>39566129
>>39566129
>>39565961
>>39565797

>etc.

hi someone else here just wanted to throw my hat in the ring

I not once autistically compared bank account info with anyone that I was dating

like at what point does that even become an issue unless you're gonna get married or you're Jewish or something

>>39549151

I much prefer my rifle.

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>>39566106
We definitelly could team up. I also told not only my parents but also in school when they asked you those questions of what you are going to be. I always said homeless.

To be absolutely honest I wouldnt mind that much if I didnt need medicine and have pretty bad eyesight. I fear I will break my glasses and will be pretty much blind. I have alergies and some blood problems which are hard to deal with but the medicine is cheap but those glasses. I am really afraid about that. Its not cheap at all.

If I was somewhere warm and nice but Im in east europoor. I dont even believe diogenes had that bad life whatever his life was. Even if a very small % of what is written what I have read is true it sounds like better life than what most people today live.

>>39566220
I guess it can be an issue if the person you're dating pays for everything every time. But even as a NEET I have enough extra money to pay for our dates about half the time so it's never been a problem.

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>>39566250
>Even if a very small % of what is written what I have read is true it sounds like better life than what most people today live.
>but Im in east europoor
I would say "blessed" but that is lame because you worked and earned your knowledge and insight.. that is richer than most.

My parents decided to get a house they could barely afford in a place I will never afford but at least it is warm for the most part when it isn't scorching. I see people sleeping on the ground a lot

>>39566032
>all majors are shit virtually
Lol no. Stop studying english and philosophy

>>39563697
>And banned legoland for single adults
What the fuck?

>>39566428
political sociology and philosophy actually

>>39566444
They want you to buy their lego, just not go to kid themed lego parks where they have to deal with worried parents thinking yall pedophiles cause lets be honest adult lego collectors are all major neckbeards.

>>39566536
But who the fuck even plays with legos anymore if not 40 year old guys? I haven't heard of anyone buying a lego set for an actual kid in 20 years.

Also, how is that not illegal discrimination? It is in the EU.

>>39566444
This aint a new thing. They got really worried about pedos and banned anyone not there with a kid, even the teens.

>>39566587
Dude what, lego is still a whole aisle in most stores.

>I haven't heard of anyone buying a lego set for an actual kid in 20 years.

wat

>>39566587
>I haven't heard of anyone buying a lego set for an actual kid in 20 years.
Go out more, your online friends with no families dont count.

>>39566620
It's possible he lives in a place that doesn't sell them. Here in burgerland i think they've been the #1 or #2 toy in the past decade

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>>39566402
Yes. There are no jobs here where I live and my degree makes me overqualified for most jobs. Its funny because even those jobs wouldnt pay enough to get rent and food. And its a type of job where employer would yell at you constantly and you would work for free overtime because nobody cares and you cant afford any normal rights as poor.

I honestly dont regret studying I just wished I could get by even paycheck by paycheck but clearly our society see me as not worth living.

Its good you are in warm weather. Here Its mostly too cold and many homeless die because -30C is not uncommon on some nights. Also no shelters for most because we are second world.

Diogenes was right as were the stoics or camus and his absurdism. This is all not worth it. And I still only worry about my vision and glasses more than food and water. I guess I couldnt live with not seeing diogeneses sun light clearly...

>>39566587
My sister's kids were into Lego for a few years. I guess mostly because of the the ironic Lego Minecraft sets and all those random Lego Batman and Lego Star Wars games, and the Lego movie, etc.

There's also a huge dedicated Lego store in our biggest shopping mall where I live, everytime I walk by it's filled with families, it's definitely still popular.

I guess if you're a 30 year old autist or you're feeling nostalgic or something you gotta buy them from wal mart or something.