robots who lost their virginity, how long did you last? Do you

>>39548919
I'm a quick shot, but my first time I was anxious so I lasted about 15 minutes.

>>39548919
I'm virgin, but honestly, if the grill in question is a random twat you can just give 0 shits, and if it's someone important than I assume she won't be a crying normalfag

>>39548919
Anxious the first time, others in the room, so didnt finish at all. Humped this poor girl for a half an hour while my buddy was in another bed in the room with her friend wondering wtf was taking so long. She finally said "w-whats wrong?" and that was it, I gave up. Next day woke up with purple balls, climbed back on and was done in prob 5-10 minutes.

>>39548919
I actually had a very hard time cumming because I built up a dependency on all kinds of fucked up porn to help me to cum. I'm gonna try quitting porn though. I'd hold off a couple days on jacking off if you masturbate a bunch to porn.

>>39548919
Honestly lasted something like an hour then i had maybe 3 minutes before i was ready to go. I'm 99% sure i broke my dick with masturbation addiction or something to cause this to be a thing though.

If you legitimately worry about being a quickshot fap beforehand. If it's a date or something fap before the date but the sooner to the deed itself the better the effect.

>>39548919
>robots who lost their virginity

What happened to this board?

>>39548919
If you don't have trouble getting hard you can always masturbate before you have sex to last longer. A lot of times I only last a few minutes, but I don't really give a fuck, nobody has said anything.

i busted immediately my first time. shit was kinda crappy.

I've never had a girl make me cum as a result of years of death gripping my penis and rubbing it against fabric. This has given me anxiety and made it even harder.

I've given it a rest, jerked off maybe only 3 times this past week and maybe my current gf can make me cum soon.

>>39548919
first chance I had I couldn't even get hard. When it comes down to it premature ejaculation isn't the worst that can happen

First time on my wedding night I lasted long enough for wife to get off, I was also drunk and I have come to realize that the right amount of whisky makes me last longer.

Wife was also virgin, was quite bloody and we was camping.

>>39548919
Be worries about what she likes anon

>>39549781

Shuddup biggot. Just because im a married normie with kids in real life doesnt mean I dont feel like a virgin robot on the inside. I was born this way and you must accept me.

pop an adderall before you fuck. shit lowers your sex drive

fucked for maybe 30-45 minutes, thanks to my death grip

>all these people saying death grip helped them last longer
Sounds good desu

5 pumps

>>39548919
>robots
>loosing virginity

CHOOSE ONE

>>39549781
Everything went to shit. Is there even a women hate thread in the catalogue? What a shame.

>>39548919
>>39548947
>>39549786


Buncha fucking faggot ass liars. If one of you virgins even ever smelled a pussy you'd be off this board.

>>39548919
The first few times I had sex, I didn't get a chance to blow my load. I would go for over an hour, and not even be close to cumming. And we always had to stop because, unlike what you see in porn, women's bodies aren't built for sexual endurance, and get sore surprisingly easy. Even today, whether by myself or with the presence of another woman, it takes me a while to cum.

>Do you not bust a nut immediately from the sight of nudity?
I was still a little nervous. Thus, taking me a few seconds longer to get hard.

>Is it not as bad as I think it is?
It's definitely going to be different than you're expecting it to be, somehow.

>Am I going to splerge the moment I get a bj/put it in?
Depends whether or not you're a quick cummer from fapping.

>Should I stop fapping in advance to let my penis rest?
Might make you less sensitive and more likely to premature. At the same time, it'll make the orgasm feel better.

>>39552349
It was 2002. I was a different person.

>>39548919
You can nut and then keep going. It hurts for a minute, and then you're back to normal and can last like 15 minutes no matter what.

>>39552451
Only when your < 23 years old, the refraction period gets longer and longer.

>>39552441
Still a faggot I'm sure that'll never change. I remember when /r9k/ used to be ripe with greentext, then you snowflakes shoed up years ago. Fuck you all.

>>39552492
I wouldn't know.

I'd also imagine it's much different in an actual woman than jerking off. Still, though, you could eat her out beforehand and get her to orgasm like once, that way if you cum quickly, she's still satisfied.

Only within the confines of marriage, of course.

>>39552517
Settle down kiddo, no amount of screaming into the void is going to make you feel any better.

I didn't cum my first time because I was too nervous, and eventually just stopped because her friends grandma walked in on us. It took me 4 times to cum because we always had sex in my car in public and it would make me nervous.

>>39548919
get her to blow you and youll bust
then start fucking with her until youre hard again
you should last quite a bit longer this time

youre welcome

personally, a few times ive had females so hot i knew id be slinging it out in short order because my body wants to get them pregnant ASAP, usually make them do the same, blow me, i slap them around/tie them up/take pictures, then drill them

>>39548919
The ironic thing is, I was so nervous during my first time that I couldn't even nut. I had trouble staying erect too because I was so scared. Eventually she just gave up and said , "dude are u fucking gay or something?" And put her clothes on and left

>>39552557
Nigga im probably older and less depressed than your ass. At least I don't feel the need to lie about a lack of pussy. You'd probably think you had to insert your balls into her your first time. Dumb faggot

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CAN YOU FUCKING CHADS LEAVE. OUT WITH YOU FUCKERS. YOU ARE NOT VIRGINS. STOP FUCKING UP 4CHAN AND GO BACK TO NORMIEVILLE FAGGOTS. REEEEEEEEE

>>39552645
Settle down sweet child

>>39548919
with a condom? I can't even cum. Without? Pretty much as long as I want.

Couldn't get hard the first time
Couldn't bust at all the second time because I fapped too hard
Third time we did it without condom and I didn't bust due to fear. It was the dumbest shit I've done in my life and I thank the gods that she didn't preggo.

>>39548919
Robots have lost their virgin, how long have you been? Is it directly related to breastfeeding? Is he the worst that he thinks is? Do I need to go on for a minute when I get a bg? Am I stopping going to sleep so that I can sleep? If I go to the full moon, my daddy can expect within minutes. Should I be worried? Robots have lost their virgin, how long have you been? Is it directly related to breastfeeding? Is he the worst that he thinks is? Do I need to be in for a minute when I get a bj / s? Am I stopping going to sleep so that I can sleep? If I go to the full moon, my daddy can expect within minutes. Should I be worried? like the robots who lost their virginity, how old were you? Is it directly related to breastfeeding? Is he the worst that he thinks is? Do I need to be in for a minute when I get a bj / s? Am I stopping going to sleep so that I can sleep? If I go to the full moon, my daddy can expect within minutes. Should I be worried? nigger and god

>>39552650
Seconded.

>>39552656
Fuck your lying ass

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>>39552717
Sshh, sshhh, there there, no more tears

>>39552764
Quit feeding the obvious retard, retard.

>>39552805
When these mongoloids come out guns blazing it's fun to toss a little bait at them and watch the impotent rage. Not mature, but mildly entertaining.

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>>39552764
FUCK OFF FUCK YOU NORMIEREEEEEEEEE

>>39552839
One of many reasons why this board is no longer what it was. So you have no life basically dumb nigger

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>>39552853
I'm turning out the light now, if you need anything I'm just down the hall. Goodnight, Love.

>>39552915
Not that guy but wow are you a gay fish. Willingly implying you're the faggot parent of a retard lmao

I once had 49,000 and that was 999x better than me having sex.
>money is way better imo

Girls don't give a shit if you cum fast.
Get her off with your hand/mouth then fuck her. She'll be happy from the foreplay and maybe take it as a compliment.

Also don't get excited, its sex, let it happen.
If you're excited you'll blow quicker.

Anyone here lost it to a hooker? Considering doing that since it's never gonna happen otherwise