Joining the NEET master race

>>39546212
Lucky bastard. Even diagnosed PTSD doesn't get me out of work.

Sorry about the disability mate. Hope neet life works out for you. What hobbies do you plan on pursuing with your free time?

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>>39546212
Welcome to NEEThood, I hope you'll find it relieving to not be a retarded wagefag.

The real master race is when you live in a country that gives you NEETbux even though you don't have a single disability of any kind

>>39546212
How does one do this?
Askin for a friend

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>>39546227
All I was diagnosed with is clinical depression. Lucky me, people in the UK are all soppy.
>>39546235
Idk yet. Atm I wake up at 11am-12pm then watch cartoons and play vidya all day.
>>39546268
I'm sure I will.

>>39546337
Get depression.

>>39546442
Already had it.
Even got it diagnosed.
What now?

welcome bruddah

>>39546400
>UK
This explains absolutely everything
Wagecucking in the UK is way worse than wagecucking in America in terms of real earnings

You best find a hobby then anon.

>>39546212
I'm being forced back to College by my Mum, guess I'm becoming a studentcuck, goodbye NEET life

>>39546469
Now get a doctors note to say you can't work. That's all I had to do.

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Where are the angry wagecucks? I want to laugh at their pitiful existence.

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schizo and ibd neet here. i dont think its a good idea to glorify neetdom i mean i find it rather depressing honestly like i cant function like the rest of society so i guess im a failure and i dont know man neetdom helped my substance abuse spiral out of control (although i do take full responsibility for it im the one that wanted to escape more and more and more from so much) i dont even know what im saying anymore my brain is so fried im so fucked i got at least another 20 years to live and this shit is whack god has a lot to answer for if hes really up there

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>>39546212
Been a NEET for almost 5 years, the hardest part of my life was walking to the cafe. Coffee is fun.

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got my neetbux reinstated today, its for unemployment but its something, bout as good as it gets for a burgercuck.

>>39546826
I'm not an idiot like you though. I don't drink, do drugs or smoke. I just feel down at times (although when I feel down, it's terrible).
I can still do everything I used to do, but now don't have to go to work.

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>>39546885
people like you are so quick to put yourselves above someone its pathetic
>im not an idiot so i chose not to do drugs
sure abstinence is a surefire way not to get addicted but guess what not everybody u know what fuck off dude the people in my head are more important than your dumbass i got other threads to shit up

>>39546212
Congrats. Enjoy the fact that wagecucks are basically giving you their money.

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Thank God I was born Black in America.

>have undiagnosed depression, anxiety, probably other stuff as well
>be ausfag in small town which lacks employment opportunities
>don't even have to go on autismbux, they just give you money while you 'look for work'
>never get a hard time about it because everyone knows there are no jobs

if they ever start putting pressure on me then i'll go and get diagnosed

>>39547482
main point i wanted to make about it was

>that small town comfy feel

even have kangaroos and shit hopping around right outside

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If only you knew what you were sentencing yourself to.

>>39546796
That's...fucking mind-blowing to me. I have major depressive disorder but I couldn't imagine being put on welfare.
I'm physically able. What more would employers want? I even worked with a medium-functioning schizophrenic.

You gotta have autism or something. How could you get on welfare for JUST depression?

>>39547697
Idk. The psychiatrist said he thinks I'm unfit to work and that was all.

>>39547508
you got that aussie internet though

>>39547746
was it prompted or suggested by you first or did he just come out with it out of nowhere.

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>>39546821
They're too busy working unpaid overtime for Shekelstein. After all, they have to make up for a whole day of missed work.

>>39547802
I just asked what I could do about paying for rent and food since I'm not working atm. Then he said he thought I was unfit to work and that he'd write a note and sort something out to get me on benefits.

How much do you get on Autismbux? Could I live comfortably?

may lord kek give me good fortune as my disability claim is in processing right now.

it's NEET or suicide in my case.

>>39547667
>not spending your 20s going in and out of employment while living with parents in western society where it's not seen as a bad thing provided you are a reasonably pleasant and intelligent guy

I get a job full time for a few months at a time, make a few thousand then go full NEET for a while after that. It's the easiest thing to to do and I never need money.

>Get a job in October as christmas temp which lasts usually till early january
>Quit
>Cozy NEET remainder of winter into spring
>Get a part time job for spring in somewhere, no matter how shit
>Quit
>Cozy month or so as NEET
>Get a temp "summer job" from roughly May-mid august
>Quit
>Cozy autumn and start to winter
>rinse and repeat
>Fuckloads of stuff for my CV

I recently got put on ESA (support group) for depression. Didn't even have to go for a F2F.

Been spending my days catching up on my vidya backlog.

>>39546212
Sure wish I could do this in the US.

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>>39548152
on that too for gad + depres. waiting for an autism diagnosis atm. I'm 98% sure I'm a sperg. Hopefully can get full disability & use it to start my own business.