Greentext thread Drop a greentext or make one

>>39541937
>make an original thread
>no one replies
>look at first page
>traps and bbc
Fuck 4chan
im not op btw

>>39542496
It's just R9K, although I blame the robot, the requirement of text to go with images makes getting threads like this going almost impossible, while boring ass tripfag blog shit like the hug you imouto threads and ERP garbage easily flourishes.

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>>39541937
also some content for your thread OP

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>>39542587
and part deux

>be me
>girlfriend comes home
>she is shorter than me
>introduce her to the family
>we go upstairs to my room
>she comes closer
>i grab her waist
>pull her closer
>i lift her
>she blushes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbvOeMTGngw
>BATISTA BOMB HER
>take shirt off
>show off my biceps
>she starts crying
>she runs away
>im proud. i made what my hero would do
>probably batista is proud of me as well

>>39541937
iTT: reddit fags getting ebin screep caps

>>39542601
>like mother, like daughter
The egipcian gods are trying to bring back from the paranormal those sides which worship them.

>>39542553
>implying image dump threads on r9k are any better than imouto and erp thrrads

>>39542940
Yes, they are. I'd rather read old good content than new shit content.

>>39542553
I feel you, sometimes its very notable that you need a image to be seen. And i hate that there a genuine good threads that get ignored/little replies, while the typical shitpost that happens every 4/5 hours is filled with replies. Guess robots never learn

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And my favourite

TALLY HO LADS

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>>39541937
heres an original greenieboy

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Part 1 ori

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>>39543134
Part 2 oribn

Yesterday there was this great greentext on /b/ about some tard guy called 'jimmy' who was beaten up by a holocaust survivor. Anyone have that one? Want to read it again.

>Be me, midschool years
>Wake up one day with a full nose
>Take napkins to school
>After one hour I realize I dont have enough napkins for the whole day
>At recess, sitting at my table, I only have one used napkin, and my accumulated snot has been builidng up
>Feeling sneezy
>Ohshit.jpg
>Try to hold it in but theres no use
>Suddenly sneeze, everything happened too fast, no time to use the useless napkin, anyway
>shit, shit, shit, im so done for.
>Look around, the few people in the classroom were not paying attention to me
>Look at my table, clean as can be
>Look at the floor, clean as can be
>Look at my shirt, clean.
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>Or was it?
>One hour later, nose got better
>Still wondering where all that mucus may have gone
>Recess
>Start walking around, talking to classmates
>Some of them start looking at me funny
>"Anon whats that on your pants? What the fuck, are those cumstains?!!"
>Look at my jeans, I see some white spludges on my crotch area
>News that I "masturbated and left cumstains in my pants" spread like fire
>Chads come to me to point at it and laugh at me
>Girls look at me weird
>Didnt get to explain anything since the realization of what those spludges actually were didnt come after much later. No one would believe me anyway

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Flavortext
Pasta in my asshole

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>>39543004
Man that was a satisfying read. Fuck them. I hope they're still pissed