Hurricane Irma

I'm running away. Currently thinking New Orleans. Any better suggestions?

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>>39538690
How about someplace NOT in the southeast and prone to flooding. Or did you forget what happened to NO in Katrina?

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>>39538678

Holy fuck, it just goes entirely across it perfectly. How many people do you think are going to be alligator food?

RIP in pieces Florida.

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>tfw Broward county

Floridians btfo.

Shit. My apartment and belongings should be fine due to being on the second floor, but I'm definitely going to have to travel up north.

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I'm not too sure what to do. I live on the second floor of my apartment in Orlando. So I don't think i'll be getting too much of the shit end. I don't think I have anywhere to go to get away from this thing.

I hope it fucks my shit up

That shit better die down or not hit Georgia or I'm going to be pissed.

>>39539276
Buy supplies now. Stores are already selling out, just saw on the news. Be prepared. Look wtf happened to Texas. Hell, look what happened to New Orleans.

>>39538690
You'll be in more danger from being murdered or robbed in New Orleans, than staying in Florida.

>>39538897
Same here. Where in Broward are you?

>>39539276
I would honestly travel north and get a hotel. By tomorrow or Thursday. Your power is going to go out, and thats going to take the water. Not only in your sinks, but in the shower and toilet as well. Your food is going to rot. Just travel.

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Actual pic from Publix. Shleves are emptying.

>>39538678
The most action the virgin islands will ever get

I got 24x 24hour MRE packs but i doubt it would get to you fuckers in time. It would have to be sent from Denmark.

>>39539974
What did you buy those for? Nothing happens in Denmark.

hurricanes are the south's punishment for degenerate behavior

We all though kim was building nukes but he was really building hurricanes

god bless the supreme leader

>>39539766
>tomorrow
I thought the hurricane was coming on Monday? I'm scheduled to go into work for tomorrow and thursday.

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>>39538678
Good night Didney Wurld

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>tfw SW florida
half hoping this shit kills me.
RIP old people.

>>39538678
>tfw just moved out of Florida after my entire life
>feel like I've forsaken my home by not being there
>still not retarded enough to go back

>>39541902
Iktf bro, where at? Naples here, I'm already prepared to lose it all, and I've got nowhere to go. So I'm gonna ride it out at the Bonita Springs Holiday Inn, I held out for both Charley and Wilma there.

went to walgreens and walmart last night and both were completely empty of water
not a single bottle in sight
I hope I get invited to a hurricane party so I can at least die drunk

>>39542043
same. still deciding what to do though, might hole up in a hotel as well.

>>39542184
Normally I'd have headed north and inland, maybe to Lakeland or so, but if the entire peninsula is getting reked I'd rather be stuck closer to my house.

Tampanon here, embracing this and hoping for death.

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This just in: officially a catastrophic cat 5 storm now. FL now ordering evacuations. Look at the size of this monster. It's not even at full power until Sunday.

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>>39542385
>The storm's flooding causes major damage to the lower floors of all structures near the shoreline, and many coastal structures can be completely flattened or washed away by the storm surge. Virtually all trees are uprooted or snapped and some may be debarked, isolating most communities impacted. Massive evacuation of residential areas may be required if the hurricane threatens populated areas. Total and extremely long-lived power outages and water losses are to be expected, possibly for up to several months.

Good night sweet princes of Florida.

Feels good living in Vancouver. If anything goes down we have are cuck Vancouver island to protect us.

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See ya bitches, I'm riding out this hurricane.

>>39538897
Also in Broward, Weston specifically. I couldn't actually care about the storm, it'll be a new sightseeing experience.

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>tfw FAU student

let it happen

Georgia fag here
I'm in a 50 year old building right now in college. What do?

>>39542385
>This just in: officially a catastrophic cat 5 storm now. FL now ordering evacuations. Look at the size of this monster. It's not even at full power until Sunday.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

The hurricane will wash away all the white trash and baby boomers, and we can resettle and begin anew in a better Florida

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nah we'll be fine. we have beach toys and shit.

>tfw live in houston
>tfw kinda wish it would come hit us again so we would all evacuate and not have school/work