>Femanon, why are my boobies so much bigger than yours? Your

>>39537930
I wish my chest looked like a boys. If I were skinny, I'd have a petite little frame.

However, because I'm an overweight sack of shit, my weight gained all in my gut and on my arms. My tits are below average, far apart, and uneven. My shoulders are broad, my hips and ass are nonexistent, and my thighs are big and ugly.

Someone kill me. No woman will ever find me attractive. Working out has hardly budged this terrible body. I want to end it all.

>when Stacey tries to bully you but does it in a weirdly sapphic way that's actually mostly hot

Shit, now I miss high school.

>>39537974
>No woman will ever find me attractive
neck yourself dyke

>>39537974
>because I'm an overweight sack of shit, my weight gained all in my gut and on my arms. My tits are below average, far apart, and uneven. My shoulders are broad, my hips and ass are nonexistent, and my thighs are big and ugly.
Sounds like a fat boy- like the truffle shuffle kid.

>>39537997
Go back to Church Camp and hang yourself with your khakis.

that's because I AM a boy

*unzips dick*

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>>39537974
You are aware that the solution to your problem is very, very easy, right?

>>39537974
nice pcos lmao

>>39538049
I'm working on it, but trying to take it slow to minimize the amount of excess skin, while building muscle in the mean time.

All the while, I look like shit and clothes don't fit right. I'm also worried I'm going to end up looking even uglier than before, but at least I won't be unhealthy I guess.

>>39538179
you should follow one of those trap body guides

>boobies
How fucking old are you anon?

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>>39538049
>>39538179
>>42737043
Redpill yourself.

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tfw you're 5'10 and kinda flat
I might as well be a boy

>>39538194
Y'know, I've thought about it, but a lot of the recommendations have to do with eating foods and partaking in activities that increase your estrogen intake.
This can actually negatively effect women, because extra estrogen can worsen depression and make you extra emotional.

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>>39538252
>>39538204
copied from fit

/FAST/ FASTING GENERAL

What is /fast/?
Fast is a thread for the discussion of intermittent fasting, fasting, water fasting, and fat fasting
While fasting alone is fantastic for your health, Consider doing a ketogenic in addition to become god mode


>how can I get a quick rundown? Where can I start?
https://www.dietdoctor.com/intermittent-fasting
https://www.dietdoctor.com/longer-fasting-regimens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9idhb2aAfns [Embed]

>any more info?
https://idmprogram.com/fed-fasted-state/
https://medium.com/the-mission/the-sweet-spot-for-intermittent-fasting-9aae12a2158c

>autophagy:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3106288/
https://greatist.com/live/autophagy-fasting-exercise
https://www.dietdoctor.com/renew-body-fasting-autophagy
https://selfhacked.com/blog/autophagy-benefits-and-how-to-harness/
http://roguehealthandfitness.com/intermittent-fasting-boosters-autophagy-enhancers/
http://roguehealthandfitness.com/coffee-is-associated-with-lower-death-rates/

>reddit fag that did a 77 day water fast, notice how he is not 1)dead or 2)looks like a wrinkled vagina
https://www.reddit.com/r/fasting/comments/573gkb/just_completed_a_77_day_fast_ama/
PMC3106288/

>Fung talks and lectures:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIuj-oMN-Fk [Embed]
https://youtu.be/PSR82vmZ5lk [Embed]
https://youtu.be/v9Aw0P7GjHE [Embed]

>DeLauer videos, mainly focus on tips, quick explanations of processeses backed with research, and chadliness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihrmfFlG_qc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UShUs1Wb_k [Embed]

Reminder to sage and report RP threads until mods end up banning them.

>>39538271
Hey man, thanks for the help. A hurricane is approaching my area and I need to stay in a hotel for a while soon, so this may be the perfect time to start.

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>>39538242
I would tell you your height doesn't make you less feminine if I only knew you didn't think my height makes me less masculine.

>>39538242
I dated a girl like that. At least she had a pretty face and was good in bed.

>>39538318
Nigger st petesrburg florida checking in. You?
And np, fasting is not a meme. Actually read the research and watch the vids and realize its the best way to lose weight when done correctly.

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>>39538042
how can one unzip a dick

>>39538364
Tampa here, Hillsborough County.
I'm super interested in this, I just hope it doesn't leave me looking like a deflated balloon. Especially worried about the chest. I suppose once the fasting has done its job, I'll regain my energy and start lifting.

>>39538404
It's a meme you minor.

>>39538406
Like i said actually read the research.
>I just hope it doesn't leave me looking like a deflated balloon
It doesnt thats the reason to do it. Autophagy eats up loose skin. READ.
>I'll regain my energy and start lifting
Energy goes up not down. READ

>>39538404
zipped = compressed = flaccid

unzipped = uncompressed = erect

>>39538336
I don't really think that short guys are less masculine. Like most of my male friends that are shorter than me are literally braver than my tall friends

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>>39537930
If I start hugging random girls, will they figure out that it's just to feel their breasts pressed against me?

By random I mean ones I know of, not just any girl in the street.

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>>39537930
is it pic perspective or is she really that hnnng?

>>39537930
I'd fuck you so hard, you'd get 6 figure welfare checks for having lot's of babies

>>39538746
>is it pic perspective or is she really that hnnng?
she really is, her body is thicc goddess incarnate.
Its some chick named rhettal or something off reddit.

>>39538635
Women have different tastes, of course. But there are women that include height as a requirement for a man to date them.

>>39537930
Mine are about the same. I wish they were smaller though because clothes my size fit weird because of my chest.

>>39538242
boyish girls are the cutest, though

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>no one mentions this disgusting hole
>inb4 phone poster

>>39537974
>>>/lgbt/
everyone there is either a femboy or like you

>>39538746
you can see the fold under the boob that means there's at least some good stuff there
but she also knows how to play with angles
she's probably put a few hundred hours into taking pictures of her own body so she knows how to position herself/the camera
people are vain that way
i tried taking a selfie once and i have no fucking idea how to position it and shit
girls will literally take about 50 selfies a day and keep 1

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>>39538746
>>39539345
she is just thicc k

>>39539369
she's not thicc she got greenbean ass legs
thicc means wide hips, big ass, and then big boobs
she's stacked but not thicc

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>>39539533
if you say so anon
original comment

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It's because you're a fucking lardass
Go get Ronald McDonald to fuck your gross cow udders

>>39539272
>Mine are about the same. I wish they were smaller though because clothes my size fit weird because of my chest.
youre lying
>>39539533
>>39539345
youre borderline retarded.
>>39539369
>>39539561
this is god tier body for breeding

>>39539589
Im not though. Lots of females have a chest size similar to the girl in the picture.

>>39539652
>Im not though. Lots of females have a chest size similar to the girl in the picture
No they absolutely do not. The shape and perkiness are very rare.

>>39538271
That redditor had a lot of weight to lose but it's not the water fasting that kept him from sagging all over. It's the fact that he didn't exceed the 2XXs in weight to begin with. There's a post on MFP of a guy who lost hundreds of pounds fasting all the way down to 4% BF. The skin on his front sagged and never recovered. I'm not saying Intermittent Fasting is a bad idea (doing this myself today) but I am saying you shouldn't get people's hopes up about not having sagging skin. It seems to come with the territory once you exceed 250 lbs, give or take some.

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>>39539652
where do you live? I find very rare to see cow tits as perfect as this.

>>39539679
Youre partially right but there a huge difference between just doing IF vs doing extended fasting and the effect it has on autophagy.

>>39539561
that's not thicc though she's fucking breaking her spine to stick her ass and thighs out
>>39539589
no i'm not. i'm actually very smart. you haven't said anything useful yet.

>>39537930
this hit too close to home, i hate having tiny boobs

>>39539701
I'll read up on it, thanks.

original comment 0tr80jewgfjoriwgvoebvmgkdfnjokigfjboidgarmjbohi j

>>39539730
that is thicc, youve been memed into thinking thicc is fat.
look at the size or her tits and teh wideness of her hips.
>i'm actually very smart
If you say so

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>>39539775
are you actually looking at the picture? i already told you she's contorting her spine in almost a comical manner
this is thicc
thicc is going to have a little bit of pudge true thicc is almost impossible to achieve unless you put muscle in it instead of fat

>>39539818
First off did you actually google OPs pics. As we've said she has lots of videos and pics out that will clearly show you she is actually thicc.
Second off your pic is fake and not natural if you didnt know. That girl got plastic surgery and fat injections.

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>>39539859
THIS is not Thicc this is almost non-feminine proportions
just because a girl doesn't have literally inverted hips doesn't make her fucking thicc

>>39539912
>>39539859
look at how her leg barely fucking changes shape it's almost a straight line
that's not thicc
sure she has big boobs but that's a normal white trait is having big boobs and no hips or ass that doesn't make her thicc

>>39539912
>>39539942
How autistic can you be. You must be a nigger who like morbidly obese women. To 95% of people that is the perfect amount of thicness.

>>39539995
you fucking retard thicc isn't some bar that fills it's a descriptor
she has boobs but she's not thicc
thicc is easily fucking defined as someone with large breasts AND large hips AND large ass
if she has 1 out of the three guess fucking what???
she's not thicc!!!
wow that's very hard to understand!!!
I'm sorry you can't comprehend that!!!
Just because someone isn't thicc doesn't mean they're not sexually attractive it means they're not thicc
You wouldn't call an icecream cone Crispy when it's good but you would call fried chicken that because guess what? that's the good part about it
you'd call an icecream cone cool and sweet
and yes i'm doing the food analogy meme. you're that fucking stupid that i have to stoop that low.

>>39537974
>mentally ill dyke
>can't even do basic human functions like not be a fat piece of shit

Hmmm...it's almost like there is a connection....my almonds are...activating....

>>39540090
>large breasts AND large hips AND large ass
Guess what thats open to interpretation. Her hips and ass are large to 95% of people which is exactly why she has suck a massive following.
Im guessing youre a fat woman who wants to claim the thicc title to justify your obesity?

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>>39540141
>that's up to interpretation
yeah well guess what kid? the majority on the internet accepts the definition i just gave you
that's how words work. they're all up to interpretation but we still all mostly commonly agree on a definition so you can either fall in line or look like a dumbass

and im a dude man why would i need a reason to like fat whales? i'm just telling you what thicc means. just cause you like ass and tits doesn't mean you like fat girls wtf?
if you're that afraid of being lumped in with people that like fat chicks don't call nonthicc women thicc then

>>39538746
She's sucking in her gut, pretty incompetently at that. Nice tit shape, but she's fat

>>39540203
>yeah well guess what kid? the majority on the internet accepts the definition i just gave you
its literally teh exact opposite. Im arguing with only you meanwhile at lest 3 others wer agreeing with me. Youre the one in the wrong here dude.

>>39540398
Its jsut the lighting. Actually go look at her other photos.

>>39537930
Reverse searching turned up nothing, who is this prime breeding specimen?

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>tfw am titcow with flat stomach
Feels good tbqh

>>39540574
read the thread and youll see
>>39540642
>>39540642
youre lying

>>39540642
You should show me them tits, cow. In person. Behind my back. And then laugh at me with your friends.

That's the best I'll ever get.

>>39537974
>this fat piece of shit is not on /r9k/ for being incredibly ugly and/or deformed
>he's actually here by choice since he's too lazy to lose the weight
honestly, we should start killing fat people, they are unable to feed themselves, are fat people just retarded?

>>39539730

You remind me of the woman who posted that she was fitter that the Olympic woman's powerlifter and when she posted her pic she was a lardo delusional fatass.

>>39540847
I'm not that mean anon. I'd at least let you see some cleavage

>>39541108
That means a lot, anon. Maybe some day there will be hope. Hope for a life of big tittays.

>>39541081
I don't know why skinny people don't get that most people don't overeat JUST because they think its fun. I started overeating to cope with parental abuse, and couldn't lose the weight because we were too poor for healthy food/gym membership and my neighborhood was ghetto and full of meth heads.

Now I work out and eat right, and even though I'm losing weight, its going to take a while and I still look like shit in the mean time. Why are you so hateful? I've never met an obese person who wasn't fat due to mental or physical illness.

>>39541259
>couldn't lose the weight because we were too poor for healthy food
healthy food is way cheaper than your fatty food, did you ever step into a supermarket in your entire life? You can buy a whole bag of apples for the price of a chocolate bar. This is exactly why I think fat people are retarded.

>Why are you so hateful?
For the same reason anyone hates anything: it's stupid, there are no good reasons to be fat. I suffered parental abuse too, I was poor, but you don't see me getting fat because I count my calories and know how much I should be eating.

Wait, most of all, I hate it when fatties claim to be robots. Do you know what's a robot? A robot is someone too repulsive to ever attract a person of the opposite gender, a robot would have no chance at that. Fat people can't be robots, fat people chose to be fat, you weren't born with our deformities, so fuck off of /r9k/.

>>39541390
The one and only supermarket in our town was a Walmart. Perishable foods like meats, fruits, and vegetables cost more than canned and frozen goods.
They go bad sooner, and you have to finish it all by the end of the week or it goes bad. You have to buy the ingredients to cook a meal, or prepare something simple.

I gained the weight in my teen years in one year, and have yet to be able to lose it despite hardly eating and only eating healthy foods under 2000 calories a day for about a year now. It isn't as simple as "eat better, eat less", stress, hormones, and lack of sleep make you gain and keep weight even when you are eating just fine.

And for the record, I would be a socially inept retard even if I weren't fat.

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Alright alright I just went to her subreddit and she has pictures proving her measurements: 35-26-39. So there ya go.

>>39539665
I meant the size in general not the other aspects of her chest.
>>39539687
I live down south in the US.
Pretty much every girl at my highschool had a large chest size.

>>39541482
I'm not American so I have no idea about Walmart, but I'm sure as hell you can find healthy food cheaper than sugars.

>only eating healthy foods under 2000 calories a day
do you actually exercise? I eat 1650-1800 calories a day when I don't exercise.

>And for the record, I would be a socially inept retard even if I weren't fat.
most of us here are social inept retards anyways. Also, why are still talking to me? I'm just having fun making you feel bad, I don't care about your excuses, I don't believe them.

>>39537930
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD SHUT UP!

FLAT IS JUSTICE

REPEAT AFTER ME

FLAT
IS
JUSTICE

FLAT FEMANONS, I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE WOMEN, BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE FLAT! STAND TALL! SHOW THOSE PERKY NIPPLES!

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>>39541620
Who is this goddess? Please provide link.

>>39541642
>I live down south in the US.
So they were all fat as fuck?
>meant the size in general not the other aspects of her chest
But thats what makes them so amazing.

>>39541695
cant you read you fucking leech

>>39541654
It doesn't work like that in the US. Healthy food is expensive and unhealthy food is cheap, so that you'll get hooked on sugar and keep buying it, then have to pay medical bills later on.

Also I'm talking to you because you engaged me. If all you want to do is hate without offering the chance of redemption or conversation, I suggest you go back to /pol/

>>39541671
Yeah but having a big chest like mine means having fun times

>>39541907
>Healthy food is expensive and unhealthy food is cheap
this fatty argument, always.
>every mean person is from /pol/
is /pol/ the only kind of person that makes fun of fatties and calls them out on their hypocrisy?
Nope, you're talking to me because you want to assure yourself of what you're defending. Per example, deep inside you know healthy food is cheaper, but you keep telling me otherwise as an attempt to convince yourself. Your mistake is that I actually know the price of things at supermarkets.

>>39541986
No it does NOT. I prefer flat girls. It feels much lewder if they press their chest into your back

not like i know the feeling

>>39541986
I'm okay with girls being chubby, it's sexy and kind of cute. I'm just not okay with guys for some reason.
>Yeah but having a big chest like mine means having fun times
Are you a girl? please provide pictures if so. or describe its size in proportions I can picture in my head. :^)
>tfw no insecure over-weight gf

>>39541700
Some but not all. And yeah her chest is amazing not denying that. I'd abusize her tits so much.

>>39541620
>The image search results
Fuck you google.

>>39542055
I'm not overweight. I don't measure myself but I'm 36D and flat stomach no lovehandles

>>39541907
i'll never get that "i'm fat because unhealthy food is cheaper" argument, it's more expensive to be fat than to have a healthy weight because you consume more calories

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>>39538404
it's painful but possible

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>>39542098
I have no idea what 36d means.

>>39542167
She's definitely digger than 36D.

>>39542167
Bra size anon, bra size...

>>39542098
pics whore, please
>>39542167
>I have no idea what 36d means.
we can tell

>>39537930
MILK TRUK JUST ARIVED :))

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Does fenugreek actually increase breast size or is that a meme?

>>39540203
wait there are irishfags here
nigger which county,dont tell me i made the wrong assumption by file name

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>>39539561
>some guy on this planet has gone bareback in her and deposited his seed
>it wasn't me

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>>39538012
DAY OF RETRIBUTION WHEN?
JUST ABOUT DONE

>>39542552
Fenugreek isn't for breast size, its for lactation induction

t. girl (female) who takes a shitload of it daily to keep her milk going

>>39540642
tits or gtfo
originini

>tfw only started growing breasts at age 21
>24 and they've grown a lot but they're still inadequate compared to a girl who was lucky enough to be born one

This is suffering

>>39543073
Does it only work if you've been pregnant before?

Why are you taking it?

>>39542302
>>39543088
My cleavage is floating around on r9k sometimes I'm sure you've seen it in passing already

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>>39543109
It works whenever. inducing lactation is more about the mechanical pumping than the fenugreek, honestly.

And I'm taking it because I like being milky and slutty? Here's half a day's milk (I've posted this before but)

>>39543139
>cowbell collar

You're doing things to my dick here.

>>39543177
I mean thats the point, right? Its fun.

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>>39543139
gib milk now

>>39543139
How long did it take to induce lactation? I've been using manual pumps 6 times a day (15 minute sessions) for three weeks and barely anything comes out.

>tfw had a G cup all my life, am skinny, and have never had problems
Back pain is a meme, working out helps too though.

>>39543111
This has to be one of the stupidest things ive ever seen posted.
Even fi thats true how the hell does it help us right now?

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>>39543210
>>tfw had a G cup all my life, am skinny, and have never had problems

https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=42

>>39543183
You enjoy teasing random anons with your milky udders?

>>39543210
Of course its a meme. Women are stupid cry baby's who complain about literally everything.

>>39543139
I just assumed that you had a baby and had trouble breastfeeding but seeing your reason is way hotter.

Never knew girls could be into that. Always liked sucking on tits, not really for the milk but if she got off on that I'd be down.

>>39543221
I'm at work anon. I can't post those things right now
>>39543210
Never had back problems either

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>>39543315
>I'm at work anon. I can't post those things right now
so why arent you working skank? And you know you damn well could. Walk your big titty milky ass to the bathroom and pull those braps out and snap a pic.

>>39543315
>>39543210
>>39543139
>>39543073
>>39542098
>>39541108
>>39540642
>>39539589
Any fembots (all tit sizes welcome) open to e-friends?

>>39543570
Same question but only if you're packin' some dobonhonkeros.

>>39543570
>>39543627
Dont do that its lame you faggy orbiters.
Fems just post these juicy tits you supposedly have.

>>39543570
Sure I guess. Post discord or something

>>39543706
sparadispor#7961
Discord

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>>39543726
whichever one of you added, and insta-removed me go to hell

>tits thread with verified tit cows lurking
>still no OC tits

fuck these females and fuck you beta faggots for enabling them

>>39544078
Sorry anon, I thought you were looking for titcows and I'm a male so I don't really fit the requirements
I panicked since I didn't know what to do.

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>>39543706
>>39543726
>>39544078
>>39544154
hahahah
jesus fucking christ you people are losers

>>39544354
I'm aware, but I'm only the last anon in the posts so you shouldn't really blame it on the others.

I think mine are big enough. Wish they were perky though

Is there any reason to believe females on here have different bodies than any other girl

>>39537930
*sigh*
Another gorgeous tummy destroyed by a stupid belly ring.

breasts are so nice

I wish I was dead.

>>39544491
>>39544571
add >>39543726
on the condition that you aren't dating a sibling

>>39544575
Why would I add anyone

>>39544598
why not add someone?

>>39544659
Genuinely why would I. Wouldnt add anything to my life

listen femanons. If you're self conscious about your weight, start cutting out bullshitcalories like sodas. start by going from 4 sodas a day to 3 for one week. then go from 3 to 2 the next week etc. it'll take longer but it'll probably ease your urges more
otehrwise just go to zero per day straight away. or straight to 1 per day for a week
eat more salads. go easy on the ranch dressing. make your own vinaigrettes. walk more places, take more stairs
worse comes to worse, just use nuclear option and have salads for breakfast lunch and dinner + more walking
make sure you're getting your vitamins and nutrients though.

>>39544755
Don't listen to this asshole
Binge and purge
It's much hotter and leads to cute eating disorders

>>39544755
Dw I'm not self conscious

>>39544682
because it would add to my life, and not detract from yours so it's a net positive

>>39544891
man this is sad. just stop dude

>>39544891
It wouldn't add to your life I assure you and I pretty much hate conversing with anyone one on one online.

>>39544830
what's it like to not be self conscious?

I'm a male btw

>>39544931
I'm just old enough to realise my weight Isn't detracting from my life at all.

But im not actually fat. Just skinnyfat.

Shitty advice though. "Eat salads" kek

>>39544979
I don't know how to talk to girls even online I just realized.

oh god

>>39545025
I dont know how to talk to people online in general if I don't know them. It's all so false and dull I feel awkward I guess. I've never liked it but got to get that sort of social contact. Hence 4chan

>>39545025
You tell them to fuck off because they ruin discussion

>>39537930
Might be stupid but whats her name?

>>39543203
It took me about 8 months of that + 2g of fenugreek daily to get to my current level!! I make about 300~400ml daily.

>>39545079
it's fine, I know you have to keep the creeps at bay which is why you come to /r9k/ you stupid skinnyfat THOT

>>39545121
Did fenugreek help? I don't currently take any supplements

>>39545121
It's good that you don't use domperidone.

>>39545121
What do you do with the milk? Does your bf drink it?
>>39545120
been posted like 10 times dude

>>39545349
I cant find the source though ;-;

>>39545372
camon man really?
ill spoon feed you but you have to come back here and post some more of her pics as a thank you
https://www.reddit.com/r/rhettal/

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>>39538204

Oh my god there's chad/virgin erotic art now?

>>39537930
t-that's because i am a boy

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>>39545435
Oh shit dude thanks

>>39537930
A stacey in high school used to do something similar to me, except she'd take it too far and make me lick her asshole.

She almost singlehandedly ruined my mental health.

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You can get a surprising amount of food out of 1.5kcals a day. I'm doing it to cut at the moment while also trying to hit 150g protein a day. You just need to be willing to plan and prepare. Also investing in stuff like scales, lots of storage stuff for food and nice tasting whey powder

The one thing that's tough is eating out with friends, family cooked meals and going out. Usually you just have to guess what the cals are and likely skip breakfast to not overshoot

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she is from another dimension

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>OMG look at Femanon's boobs!
>They're so tiny compared to us!
>Pathetic, why are we even friends with her?

>have small boobs
>decide to lose weight to even everything out
>drop to 16.5 BMI
>boobs start growing again

lol for once things worked out in my favour

>>39546131
post throwaway email now ambitious anon

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>>39546131
god damn, that's great anon!

glad it worked out

>>39545138
Fenugreek at least seemed to help plus it makes you smell like maple syrup!!

>>39545349
My girlfriend drinks some of it, I drink some of it, but it mostly gets dumped down the sink. I can't sell it because I'm on some medication + unrepentant stoner, and also its terrible for baking, too thin, not enough fat content ;_;

>>39545174
Yeah that stuff scares the shit out of me, honestly. Not gonna risk it.

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>>39546003
This body is so fucking good its insane.

>>39537974
>obese
>carpetmuncher
I'd pay to watch you die

>>39543111
Wait, are you gamergirl?
Did you finally leave your bf?
Will you marry me?

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>>39543111
Is this you, curvy femanon?

>>39546358
>t. American
That's "average" when compared to European womean.

>>39546603
Looks like a slut
Originoli

>>39546636
How's that slutty? She's not even baring her cleavage..

>>39546603
>>39546636
>>39546657
from 3 years ago???
>>39546610
i hope youre right, post some bodies as proof

There is NO worse feel than some guy becoming a tranny and almost instantly growing bigger breasts than you.

>>39546674
meh, doesn't matter if it's from three years ago, I still wish I had a gf with a body like that.

>>39546884
How do you feel about traps being 2000x more feminine and attractive than you

>>39546884
Small boobs aren't bad femanon
I'd still nuzzle them

>>39546967
>nuzzle
cringe overload

>>39546674
Literally just go to any big boob site, 99% of the models with real tits are European.

>>39547033
Ya and they have no ass and a busted face with even more busted teeth

>>39547018
Lovely figure in the picture there, whoever it is. How bad are the people you tried to talk with?

>>39547107
It's me and it's average. You can imagine robots don't make for the best online friendships. There's always the heavy expectation of gf or at least nudes which is a lot to enter into any type of relationship. Prefer to take shit as it comes you know?

>>39547083
Maybe you should stop googling "busty brits" anon.

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>>39547196
its a problem but that doesnt disprove my point

>>39547316
I was referring more to Scandinavians and Slavs, not British people.

Was hoping for more yuri stories, redeem yourself.

>>39547018
I'm going to fap to this while you think I'm a loser

why do you people even come here

>>39546603
This looks like my body too.

>>39547154
I guess so. Loneliness is hard to deal with at times and I get enough social gratification from my coworkers and my parents. I feel like something is missing, though. I wish I good at being social so it would be easier to develop a relationship with a girl that blooms into love. But even at this age, I cannot rush things. I can't even get into it.

>>39547332
Ive never seen scands with tits that big, they are beautiful for sure though.
And arent slavs barerly human?
>>39547381
>tee-hee

>>39547381
You must be pretty popular irl then. Are you?

>>39547407
Yes but I'm still a virgin because I'm a lesbian in the closet.

>>39547421
be my gf so nobody will ever know anon

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>>39538242
tall girls are CUTE

ORIGINAL OPINION!

>>39547375
I've never been fussed what people do with my picture if I'm not even having to see. However it's weird you want to point it out in some weird attempt to bother me.

But yeah. Tits should totally stop me coming to 4chan. Tits solve everything

>>39547421
Off you go, then.

asdsa

>>39547392
Slavs and Scandinavians are the two types of people that have both low obesity and high average cup size.

>>39547452
you should show us more please my cock is so hard thinking about you

>>39547449
Sakaki best girl

>>39546047
the girl on the rights sides have left orbit

>>39547452
i'm still stroking to you, emotionally, you're so cute and sexy at the same time, please help me with this cock

>>39547154
Why not attempt to try here?
I think most anons in the thread know that you're not interested in a relationship as you've made it a preface, so it might be different?
I like making friends if they're good company

>>39542167
>portugues

Haha. I'm pretty sure 36D doesn't mean anything in portuguese, sometimes you need to change the language to get relevant results (i.e. most people from portuguese-speaking countries were actually searching for the song and not the measurement).

>>39547796
Just don't see why these friends have to be female. That's all. It's very telling. I hate banal online chat with strangers anyway. I find it fucking awkward and pointless. One on one anyway. I have no interest getting to know anyone that way

>>39547452
nvm this picture is enough, i'm lost in your body, thank you for posting

>>39547885
Well, it might be surprising to hear from someone on here, but I personally look for people who don't want to engage in relationships.
Any LARPing or talking about sexual things in regards to me makes me extremely uncomfortable so I often make friends based on what they say
It's no big issue really, just offering.

>>39547018
nice bra

Nevada?

>>39548123
Buy why female. A female who posted body. I get loneliness but if its just friendship talk to literally anyone. My online friends are female after all. Does the job.

>>39539369
>read file
>assassinate sitting U.S. President.

>>39547018

90% of Adds from any site are terrible you silly coo... and I'm a dude

>>39538406
oh god, you're near me...

>>39548179
I talk to a few different people and see who sticks around.
It doesn't have to be female so I don't know where you got that from; you specifically said you don't want relationships and I was in the thread.

>>39548225
Let's be honest. Robots are the worst. Look around you. If they're not telling to kill myself it's getting creepily obsessed and expecting too much too soon. I've had no issues with anyone out with 4chan to be honest.

>>39548262
I feel pretty terrible about that statement but then I realize why I don't have a gf.

I get pretty tired of talking to guys all the time since I want something else besides only male companionship but I'm afraid of girls.

>>39548262
>Attention whore and show off body on /r9k/
>hurr why is everyone telling me to fuck off or hook up with me teehee XD
Jesus christ women are retarded.

>>39547018
I just came.

I feel amazing.

I got images of war in my head as I climaxed.

>>39548318
Where did i say those things. Nobody added me from seeing my body before. End result was mostly the same . Sheer autism

>>39548262
to be fair all robots get called to kill themselves constantly so they project it as much as possible because it hurt them so much.

women like you are more into men with no real weakness, that's just the way you're made, you can't be sated like the way I'm sated with you, beautiful.

>>39547018
am I the only one who reported this post?

>>39548858
Mate I've been on 4chan a good 10 years now. If you think a bans going to stop me
>>39548663
I get that but mostly women like me tend to be into guys who don't tell me to kill myself or get raped. That's just my type.

>>39548898
There are guys here who aren't mean. Have a little faith.

>>39548858
nope

but the mods are redditor faggots and probably won't do shit.

>>39547018
whatever you do, don't reverse google this image

>>39548400
>Go to an autistic board
>Do autistic shit
>Expecting anything other then autism
Whoa there Sparky.

>>39548898
I don't know if you don't already know or something, but most robots are redpilled and blackpilled so to them hating women is a sacred duty.

kind of like feminists towards men.

I kind of just realize there's nothing you can do about reality in the end, I'm attracted to you and I can't help it.

>>39548937
I know. I know there's a lot of people here. I met one of the nicest dudes ive ever known here. Or outside of here but he was then confirmed to be a robot later on.. but still. Im over sifting through the shit for no purpose. the most outspoken among you just come across as awful and you can't deny that.

>>39548968
Not everyone is. Im not without my own mental social issues..But if I'm going to be shamed for not being desperate to converse with other such people..

>>39538049
jesus christ I use almost 3,000 calories a day?

wew

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>>39549026
Yeah.. Just do what you want. No one from here deserves anything, anyway.

>>39543139
>tfw there are actual cow girls on r9k
Oh

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>>39549355
everything that we see and hear is often out of our reach.

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>she starts bullying you with them
>her nipple finds it way into your mouth

>>39549389
I think the girl who posted her milk isn't that out of reach. Chubby neet girls are cute.

>>39537930
Hi helen

Stop with these fucking """""""fembot"""""" threads, these get like 300+ replies while a robot who might actually need help gets like 5 replies, literally FUCK OFF
>>>/soc/
Sage

>>39549517
Did you read the thread..? She has a girlfriend.

>>39537930
Shut up you titcow
I can't wait til they fucking start to say and give her back pain
Bitch

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>>39543139
>you will never succ that milk from the tap

>>39546603
Very late response but no that wasn't me.

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>>39549401
i can only get so hard anon, calm down

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>>39543139
oh god mama please

>>39548965
what was it? cp?

>>39541259
>Boohoo, it's not the shit I'm shoving down my throat I willingly put into my cart at the grocery store that makes me fat
>I was parentally abused!
>We were too poor to be skinny

Lmao you just stop eating. It actually costs you less money. How does being poor mean you're doomed to be fat? Just put down the fork! What the fuck are you stupid?

>>39541259
Also, obese people aren't obese because of physical illness. MAYBE mental illness.

They're fat because they shove way more down their gullet than they burn off. Then they become physically ill because they're obese lardos. They also become more crazy because obesity makes you into a crazy person.

I LOVE flatchested girls with big fat butts and hips

>>39551650
Do you not understand that eating less does not always make you lose weight? I ate the same low calorie meals every day for years. They were low on nutrition, but still not terribly unhealthy. It was hardly any food and I often was so busy that I just disnt eat.

Yet here I am. Still fat. You fucking morons.

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>>39551698
I got you bro

origiiniiooo

>>39537930
I get so wet imagining girls being mean to me. I almost wish I didn't have tits so she could rub them on me and make fun of me while she makes me eat her pussy telling me I'm not a real femanon I'm a failure of a female better just act like a guy with a small dick and eat pussy since I don't have a dick it's all I can do anyway

And then she mashes my face into her pussy and I eat it like I'm starving and thank her for letting me while she rolls her eyes and says "whatever"

>>39540642
Tits or gtfo, thnx

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>>39552140
I already came twice today now i have to go for a third. Thanks femanon.

>>39551991
As another fatty that loses weight and gains it again, it literally is about eating less. You just aren't eating as little as you think you are.

Weight loss is hard and an emotional minefield, it is difficult. No one is disputing that it is difficult.

But it is not complicated. You just eat little enough that your body eats its own fat stores. A calorie deficit of 500 below your TDEE is all that is necessary to lose 1lb a week. You don't have to lose 100lbs in three months, you'll ruin your body if you tried. It could take two years, but it's possible.

What is happening most likely is your calories deficit isn't as big as you think it is and then after like a week or two you treat yourself and it undoes your entire progress. Get a scale and start weighing your food, download My Fitness Pal and start keeping track of what you are eating. Every single thing you put in your mouth.

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>>39537930
Fuck me. I want so much a pair of titties to suck on. I'm tempted to roofie my mom and suck on her big titties while she's out, but I'm too much of a pussy because I would be unable to deal with the consequences if I got caught

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If femanons are gonna tell us about their tits, they should post pics or get the fuck out. If not, act like the rest of us and don't push the fact that you're a chick. Until proven wrong, some dude is just fuckin with all of you.

>>39552289
try prostitution, or some fetish site. Good luck dude

>>39551688
As an obese person, I don't think it's the obesity that makes me a crazy person. Like I almost want to argue that I'm not crazy, but I definitely suffer from mental illness. I have ADHD and low self esteem, anxiety and depression which might all stem from the ADHD

But I kinda want to argue that it mostly comes from the way I've been treated for being obese since childhood you know? You get defensive for being the way that you are, people really lack compassion and treat me like I'm lazy. I out so much effort into not being any fatter than I am now dude you have no idea lol. I live a very active lifestyle and I am constantly struggling with trying to lose weight. If it were as simple as just not eating I would be doing that.

But also I definitely have disordered eating, like I am addicted to eating. When I lose weight I am like an alcoholic in withdrawal, very irritated and unstable. It makes me bottle up my irritation because I don't think it's fair to take it out on other people and then eventually I have a full mental breakdown and I give up on weight loss and go back to eating my emotions

It's unfortunate that I have learned to cope with life by comforting myself with food. I have yet to find an outlet as satisfying and I really doubt I ever will.

The worst part is, I'm very neurotic so when I get very good at losing weight I get fully disordered eating. I eat too little. I'm too obsessed with my body and what I eat. My hair falls out.

It's so fucked. I'm still figuring it out, I definitely need therapy. I will lose the weight, I will. I am trying.

Fuck though, so difficult

Imagine like quitting heroin if you had to shoot a lil heroin every day to not die

>>39552362
If you've got ADHD, surely you can get a prescription for meds to help with it. I know some ADHD meds actually suppress appetite, so it could help you eat less without feeling like shit. The meds should also help you be less hyper and shit. Don't take them just for weight loss, but that's just kind of a side effect. Trust me dude, I know.

>>39541620
>tfw bigger glutes than her
>32 inch waist
>I'm a guy

>>39552482
Yeah, I'm on meds. Part of the reason my doctor prescribed them to me is because he hoped it would help with the weight loss, and they do help a little (especially since I work in the food industry) but as soon as they wear off it's like I have the munchies. I take them while I work and it basically controls my eating at work. This is helpful.

It's when I'm at home and my days off that I need help controlling. And God help me, I gotta do it without appetite suppressants

>>39552543
Toss out any snacks/unhealthy food. Only keep shit you need for breakfast lunch or dinner. Removes temptation, and drink lots of water.

>>39542167
36D Trump chess

>>39552571
Honestly I'm more of a 39D chess guy. But that's just me with my 200 IQ and all

>>39552567
Way ahead of you. No snacks, nothing unhealthy. I eat good and nutritious food, I just make too much of it. The next step for me is portioning my meals ahead of time and restricting myself to only making my portioned meals.

It's just a lot of effort. I work 50+ hours a week on my feet all day, I have little emotional and physical effort left in me. Most of it is spent on up keeping my home.

I feed my husband too, and he's trying to gain weight. so it sucks like making a giant massive plate for him and something 1/4th of the size for me. This is just my life and I gotta accept it, but it still is a bummer. Also if I portion my meals ahead of time I either have to cook twice or leave my husband to fend for himself. He has the opposite problem I do, has trouble gaining/maintaining weight. I try to help him and I feel bad when I can't. Of course, he can handle his own. It just fulfills me as a wife to care for my husband, you know?

>>39548965
You're a faggot, nothing comes up except pictures of women in bras. What is so bad about that? I didn't see anything wrong.

>>39551612
It's nothing, he's being stupid. It just shows generic pictures of bras and women in bras, it's nothing bad.

>>39552675
Sounds like a tough situation. Wish I could help, but I don't know what else to do. Best of luck though

>>39552743
I appreciate that! I'll get there with time. Half the challenge is just accepting that I need to change and do better.

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>>39537930
>tfw no big tiddy goth gf

what's to stop me from putting a 12g slug threw the roof of my mouth right now?

>>39552936
the fact you can't afford a gun to fire it you destitute-ass ashy nigga lol