These times you blew it...

>using Tinder
heh, so this is the power of normalfaggotry?

>>39537945
Any tool is a good tool when it comes to getting your dick wet.

>>39537913
>"Hi, how are you"?
Most terrible opening line ever, I don't reply to that shit either even if it's a cute girl sending it.

>>39538000
And how has that tool worked out for you?

GOTTA BE LUL SOOO RANDUMBBBB THESE DAYS CUZ EVERYONE IS BURNT OUT ON SOCIALIZING LOL, KINDA HARD NOT TO BE WHEN YOU CAN TEXT PEOPLE 24/7, FROM EVERYWHERE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>39537913
>he's being unlucky on a sex app where women predominantly judge mans worth by his looks.
What did you expect?

>On school trip for few days with high school band
>late at night, me and some friends left the hotel to walk to the store
>cute girl in class i had a crush on, super nice girl, never talked to her too much though was walking back to the hotel alone as we passed her
>said a passing hello
>brief thought to turn around, leave my friends to walk her back to the hotel since it was dark out
>just kept walking
Looking back now I really fucking regret it
She was a really good person I wish I had connected with and that was the perfect moment
Fucking hell I always miss chances like that and its why I'm gonna die alone

>>39538078
She wasnt into you. Mistakes happen.

>>39538078
She may have been walking alone to get away from creeps like you

>>39538090
It wasnt even that
Its just we had talked some in class but it was usually just acquaintance talk
I could've made a friend
>>39538095
Le creep meme xd
Nah I just feel looking back that's like the perfect moment to make a new friend

>>39538052
This guy has the truth of it. Ironic self-deprecation is back baby. Spice it up with psuedo intellectuism and garnish with travel talk and wine/tacos. And buddy you got a roastie stew goin

>>39538111
>I could've made a girlfriend
fixed. Besides why have female friend? What's the use?

>>39538155
Why have friends? What's the use?

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>match with girl on tinder
>ask her out within the first message
>she says yes and we exchange numbers
>set the date for the end of the week
>middle of the week rolls around and I text her the details
>she's really sorry but she can't do that day anymore
>suggest the day before
>she says that might work i'll let you know
>day of comes around and I try to confirm if we're still on
>she responds she can't and she's really sorry again
>text back it's fine we can do it next week, get no response
>text her during the weekend, get no response
>finally text her Monday asking if she's still keen to go out, get no response

That's honestly the furthest I've ever gotten with a girl and getting ghosted just crushed me. She seemed so interested at the start and I didn't see this coming at all. Hopefully, I'll be over it in a week but that shit just hurts

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>Dragged to sister's birthday party at a bar
>Cute tomboyish looking chick is checking me out the whole time
>I go outside to get away from the singing and ruckus
>Tomboy joins me
>Trying to flirt with me
>Her arms behind her back, leaning somewhat forward, eyes downcast after I make eye contact
>She says "you're names anon, right?" with a dreamy look on her face
>I spazz out and my voice cracks
>Blurt out "Y-YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY!"
>She gets a look of pity, says "awww" like I'm a puppy or baby or retarded
>Claps me on the back and says "You did what you could, buddy"

You can be the hottest guy in the world, but autism guarantees eternal virginity

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>Oneitis invites me to sleep in her bed with her at uni
>Too nervous to put arm round her or anything
>she even makes hints like 'anon, I'm cold' so I get up and shut the window
>This continues for about 3 months with me still not making a move
>she eventually gives up and gets another bf

4 years on and she's still with him