/britfeel/

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>mummy's birthday
>brother gets her a paella dish and rice
>mummy says but now i have to buy all the extra seasoning and stuff
>i say but mum you can make delicious paella at home for a fraction of the cost
>she says no you can't!
mfw

>>39536823
Last year I was looking forward to an appointment at the urologist

>>39536823
>what were you doing last year edition

Probably on /pol/ in the weeks leading up to the US election

>>39536832
>>39536852
I know right, they think most anons are underaged and the ones who aren't, actually like trips.

Odds I go to sleep
Evens I apply to takeaway delivery jobs

>>39536832

I didn't see anyone really say that, maybe I must have just missed it

>>39536823
who is the gay paki
wasn't he a trip

>>39536908
how about you stop being so new

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>>39536823
Exact same I'm doing this year lad

>>39536898
it was during the begining, it was mostly their orbiters and a few trips, uppity cunts.

>ebin was the only trip who announced he was leaving
>all the other trips randomly disappeared without notice

what if all the trips were actually ebin

I have until 8pm before my parents come over for a 1-week visit.

What do?

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>>39536924
sorry for not wasting 5 years on here not!

>>39536933

Summer holidays are over now so it's safe to return

Reminder that when Britnormie gave us a list of personalities that explicitly were NOT his characters, ebin was not included.

>>39536953
I'm still here, I've been posting as anon for two threads now. I was only one trip

>>39536956
clean up 1st then wait for them also why so far away.

>>39536966

Ebin wasn't really a known poster back then

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got to find somewhere to visit tomorrow for day out.
grey faces are all the places I been recently.
except Bradford, I live there.

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>>39536962
No it's better without them and everyone agrees but the trips, who cucked themselfs into posting in a dead thread.

>>39536996
Visit Filey ;)

>>39537002
we're interesting people, I made some quality discussions in the last thread while you constantly whine about muh trips for no reason at all

>>39537016
oh look its the ebin meme, was expecting that.

parents plan to go there for a caravan holiday at some point.

>>39536996
one of the national parks whats with the unhappy faces

>second day of work ever
>get sent home midday because HR is fucking incompetent and fumbled my ID check until next monday
well, at least I have time before I have to go back, it's so fucking soul-crushing

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>>39537034
Tell them NOT to stay long in Tesco. They have been warned

>finish appointment to get prescription
>call mum from waiting room on way out
>girl sitting by the door looks up for a split second
>total qt
Why does simply seeing a cute girl make me feel so alone lads?

>>39537037
cos, im taking my misery with me.

peak district looks nice but we got my sister with her pram.
we went to fucking Bolton abbey and had to go up 45 degree slopes with a fucking pram.

never want to do that again.

>>39537028
>we're interesting people
Do you hear yourself, why is your thread dead if your so interesting, anon here trip on 8ch.

Do you think your more interesting than anons, we have had plenty of interesting discussions and comfy talk without you control your ego.

>>39536966
So who's the weird yorkshire lad with alien hands?

>slowly descending into furfaggotry
dear god i dont want this, please help me

>>39537070
how many kids as your sister got.

>>39536996
Manchester. Lots to do, easy to get to, and you've not been before

>>39537079
Don't reply to me again you fucking spacker, I'm a former trip posting as an anon and made some good and interesting discussion last thread. Its not anons vs trips when trips are anons too, are you stupid?

>>39537087
Thats probably one of the only fairly common things I don't think I've ever dipped into.

>>39537028
This is just sad
what narcissistic faggots you guys are.

>>39537094
just one , my niece.
I hate kids but its actually fun teaching her shit, shes 1.

>>39537104
any area in particular? don't want to get stuck in one of those poor areas, it`ll be just like Bradford otherwise.

>>39537109
>fairly common
Lad furfaggots are just a vocal minority. They're all fucked in the head

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Lads, why is it so important to our government and society that men are legally allowed to put their willies into other mens' bottoms?

>>39537119
not really, its just fact. you can't really call me narcissistic if I'm anon posting, I'm just a more interesting anon than "done a poo lads haha" ,GCSE politics discussion or that retard with bad English who whines about 8ch and trips constantly

>>39536996
>actually went to liverpool
Always confuses me that people actually come here but I suppose you get used to seeing all the shit if you live here.

>>39537134
Would you like to go back to the 1900s where you could be thrown in jail for private acts done in the bedroom with consent? When great men like Alan Turing were driven to suicide?

>>39537132
Well fairly common within the world of weird fetishes I guess.

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>>39537134
Because it's subversive. It ablates western culture, tradition and values inherently.

>>39537157
beatles shit, docks and maritime museum, that's only things I can think people come to see.
I know its meant to be chavvy n shit. but anywhere can have its shit parts.

boggles my mind that time an American came to Bradford

>>39537165
Why was it so important to them? Why would you risk going to jail just to do stuff to men's butts? Why would a man commit suicide just because he isn't applauded for wanting to suck dick?

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>>39537152
>he doesn't like a bit of a poo posting
Lads I poo once every morning, like clockwork. But in the last 12 hours I've had 3 poos (solid logs, not runny) and I don't know why, I haven't eaten any more than normal. My bumhole is now a bit sore

Explain that one

>>39537124
There are some nice parks, but the city centre is quite nice to walk around, assuming it's not tipping it down. The Manchester Museum is really good too, it's huge and has a bit with living animals you can look at

>>39537191
were happy just to mope around second hand shops to be honest. but I will look it up.

>>39537107
So did anons and you got no proof you doing that also this is tripping vs being anon.

It's not our fault your shitty spin off failed, ebin remember anons didn't and try to spilt britfeel up.

>>39537187
>Literally illegal to be intimate with the one you love
>It's no big deal just be straight if you don't want to be chemically castrated

>>39537170
Yeah, it's the kinda thing that when you walk past everyday it loses any sort of resemblance as a tourist thing but for people who haven't seen it before it's interesting. It's the case everywhere I suppose.
Always a fair few tourists wandering through Matthew Street of a day though so I shouldn't really be suprised.

>>39537200
The city centre is good for stuff like that, hope you have a good time whatever you decide to do

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>>39537189
now you mention it, I'm going to mention my bowel habits when I go to my GP for my blood results. My bum doesn't have the force to fully evacuate my bowels so it ends up being messy and uncomfortable. Also sometimes feels like i'm getting fucked by a ghost after pooing, sharp stabbing pain straight upward.

>>39537202
can you stop fucking replying to me then? nobody fucking cares about an anon vs trip war, the 8ch spin off served its purpose to deflate hostility in the threads and now its fine apart from that ONE SPACKER aka you who can't stop talking about it

>>39537187
There is so much wrong with this post
>Why would you risk going to jail just to do stuff to men's butts?
Imagine it being flipped and having sex with women was illegal. You're a straight man, you can't force yourself to be attracted to men so what choice do you have? Fuck women and risk being thrown in jail and have your life ruined or live your entire life alone and miserable?

>Why would a man commit suicide just because he isn't applauded for wanting to suck dick?
Yes, that's what Alan Turing wanted. He went out to gay pride parades with his cock out trying to force people to applaud him for being into cocks. He was thrown in jail and chemically castrated for being with men in the privacy of his own home. His life and reputation ruined after saving England and practically winning WW2, that's what drove him to suicide

>>39537217
thanks man. you just run out of ideas when you been doing it a while.
its nice to be by the sea wherever it is.
cos its so different from the concrete jungle.

this is like a weekly thing now so still have to find lots more places to visit yet.

>>39537231
The purpose was to get you to fuck off. The only reason you came back is because your place is dead and you crave more attention than you were getting.

>>39537152
Because you are self important assholes, who shit up the thread with drama, most anons are glad you are gone.
>we're interesting people
You aren't, you just drum up drama and division.

>>39537231
Your diet is shit lad, of course your poo won't come out properly. It's not about your bum not having enough force, stop eating sweets and shit and get some fiber down you

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>I lost everything, yet not a single thing was lost.

I just made that up, right now. Feel free to use that.

>>39537268
Take it to tumblr faggot

>>39537234
What if you can't force yourself to be attracted to ugly women, and you have no hope of ever getting attractive women? Should you be forced to live your life alone and miserable?

>>39537231
No just leave

>the 8ch spin off served its purpose to deflate hostility in the threads

No it wasn't, it's a trip safe space and now you come here and shill for trips thinking we will accept you back after summer.

>>39537241
basically this we are better and more comfy without you move on we have.

>>39537268
Basic as fuck. The epitome of generic garbage.

>>39537284
>What if you can't force yourself to be attracted to ugly women, and you have no hope of ever getting attractive women
That's because they aren't attracted to you, not because it's illegal

>>39537284
No, thats why we're instituting state gfs when the NEET party gets into power.

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>tfw /britfeel/ was really good this last week or so
>trips are now trying to weasel their way back in

>>39537231
complains about poo posting
poo posts

>>39537287
They unironically think that everyone who opposes them is some sort of underage summerfag, must be sad to come back and see that people of all sorts hate you.

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>>39537299
>state gfs
Still can't believe people here oppose based Corbs

>>39537241
>>39537244
I don't recall seeing any drama in the last thread, but I do now you can't stop talking about it. I voluntarily left 8ch and helped kill it myself because it was a hugbox circlejerk. I had several nice discussions in the last thread but you can't leave help yourselves but contribute to what you complain about

>>39537260
I eat almost exclusively fiber desu, I eat a lot of wholegrain stuff

>>39537303
My poo post had depth

>>39537302
I posted in the last two threads fine with no hostility and had good discussion, it's only when the spacker drama lovers learnt I'm posting here did any trouble arise, really makes you think.

>>39537302
So glad others
feel the same as i do.

>>39537287
you complaining is worse than Ebin who is posting without his trip and contributing to the thread

now shut the fuck up

>>39537268
Did you put all your money into Mt.Gox bitcoins or something?

>>39537330
I don't know why other people don't realize this, the comfy circlejerking and complaining is considerably worse than ebin anon posting

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>>39537280
>>39537288
You are never wrong to do the right thing

:)

>>39537321
But you had to go ahead and make your presence known, you colossal attention whore.
I know exactly how it goes, you slide back in not telling anyone who you are, gradually work your way back in and then we're back to the ebin and tilde show 24/7 like before.
Not gonna happen, now fuck off.

>>39537299
Now that would make things truly fair.

>>39537347
Give him an inch and he takes a mile

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Alrigh lads, just putting in my asda online shop. What naughty treats should I get myself? Preferably some nice biccies, so far I've just got these Tunnock tea cakes that another anon recommended

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>>39537312
based corbs
http://news.sky.com/story/floppy-left-fear-racist-tag-on-sex-grooming-says-labour-mp-sarah-champion-11016956

>>39537360
>Tunnock tea cakes
Grim they have cow bone in them

>>39537357
and if he does he'll be hounded out of the thread again. for now it's all right

>>39537351
I'm leaving now, I made my presence known because I got angered by that one spastic with poor English who can't stop going on about it. I'm sure he'll make some quality posts and discussions in this thread. Insufferable obsessed twat

>>39537376
Or we can hound him out now and avoid a ton of drama.

>>39537373
nothing wrong with a bit of cow willy

>>39537379
>I'm leaving now
Do you honestly think I'm going to believe that, you mong
>Insufferable obsessed twat
Like you are with Len and Saku? Caught any sight of that hitman yet?

>>39537394
Good post. I'm glad we have comfy posters like you here.

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>even when leftists are slapped right in the face by the facts - Britain has a very serious and disproportionate problem of Pakistani (and other Middle Eastern) men raping White girls - they deny it and take the side of the shitskins

It's a fucking clown world. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>39537321
look just don't trip and shill for them when anon
>>39537330
i will when you fags stop shitting up the thread with your shitty 8ch drama muh belly posting muh tilde said this etc

>>39537410
Nobody likes the guy that has to do the dirty job, but it's better than letting him back in.

>>39537087
With all the things that you wouldn't think of, have been co-opted and commercialised (if it was already commercial it's become even more so) like comic books, anime, vidya, (grime) etc I'm wondering when the companies will start mining more niche stuff.

"True" nerds/geeks have been sort of devalued within their own turf with what all the conventionally attractive normies entering the fandom (and you can't call them fake since all the trivial knowledge and collecting has been made redundant by the internet).

I'm trying to imagine what would happen if furries became the new normal (god forbid). Regular furries would be BTFO their own fucked up fandom. Would be a sight to behold.

>>39537423
Not your safespace buddy, if you want to dictate who posts in a thread go to reddit. They ban "uncomfy" posters there.

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>all I do all day is sit in my house, listen to morrissey, and pray
>I'm starting university soon, hoping it will kick start me
>I doubt it wi;;

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>>39537379
BYE EBIN
no one will miss you and your constant anon shilling

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>>39537412
I still find it absurd that that MP was made to step down for stating such an obvious, simple truth. The truth is now racist, they would rather bury their heads in the sand than confront it

>>39537412
>he thinks it's only leftists

>7 minutes left on an ebay bid
>Currently highest bidder
>Not sure if I want the item

I wish I knew how/had the talent to make things like this, I really like them

>>39537434
I'm allowed to voice my opinion, you cunt.

>>39537420
You don't realise that you're the only one shitting up the thread now

>>39537434
safespace lol this place is anything but

>>39537412
>What the fuck is wrong with these people?

its a few reasons, either they are following the status quo as a means to not be ostracized by society, fucking idiots that dont think for themselves, or they are virtue signalling.

>>39537434
>Not your safespace buddy
>B-But don't you dare be mean to the tripfags!

>>39537451
Be honest it mostly a problem in the left we all know it.

>>39537412
>Fucking clown world

You got that right. Tories raping kids for decades and people only say shit after they're dead. If there is a problem, then we'll find a solution but don't ignore the big circle of rapists within the fucking government, don't ignore it because they happen to be white.

>>39537482
sheeitt laddo

Thread was comfy, now it's not

And I don't think you can just blame the personalities

>>39537482
Bullying Ebin and the other tripfags is fun but you don't have the right to tell them to leave when they're doing literally nothing wrong. This isn't your safespace

>>39537486
is it? did dave and may shut down the sharia courts then?

>>39537498
I have every right to tell them to leave. Can't force them to listen, but I can tell them what I fucking want.

>>39537486
Yea because the Tories have really made a stand against Islamists haven't they? They're all the same shit, two sides to the same coin

>>39537496
Ebin posted from start to finish in the last thread without a single problem and as anon, its only since people caught wind and started sperging out over nothing the thread got ruined.

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>>39537496
am very comfy you spreg just because you aren't doesn't mean the rest are

>>39537280
>>39537288
Hey man I really think these were unnecessary reactions

Only a couple of weeks until uni lads, and i'm beginning to realise it will be just like sixth form. i'll still be friendless, as I don't drink or go to clubs.
I also have to cook for myself so I have the additional worry of giving myself food poisoning

>>39537449
They would rather let young, innocent white girls get systematically raped by foreigners than admit they have a problem with young, innocent white girls getting systematically raped by foreigners.
They deserve to die.

>>39537451
How so lad? I'm not following you. Do you mean that people on the right would say that there isn't a problem?

>>39537477
I know I know, it was more a rhetorical vent.

>>39537488
I think those who abuse children should be put to death. MP or shelf-stacker, they all need to be killed. However, I don't think MPs abusing kids in parliament can really be compared to pakis raping white girls all over the UK. They should all be killed but the paki issue is so fucking mind-blowing that it's almost beyond belief.

>>39537513
Sure you have every right to say that. Just know that you're shitting up the thread more than they are by doing so

>>39537518
>Known and admitted shitposter tries to sneak his way back into the thread
>"Jeez leave him along he's not being a problem right at this moment"

>>39537539
>complains about shitposting on 4chan

>>39537532
I'd say join the anime/geek club but with normies flooding the scene, I'm not sure if it's the same.

>>39537527
>the same retard who can't even write a proper sentence
I just want you to know that you're one of the worst posters in this thread

>>39537518
Yes it's the manchilds that get upset by everything they don't like as well

>>39537527
*slaps you in the balls*
How about now? Dickhead.

>>39537534
>Just know that you're shitting up the thread more than they are by doing so
According to who, you? If you want things to go back to the way they were two weeks ago, that's your prerogative, but I'd rather have a bit of shit now than a ton of shit in a week's time.

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Gonna try to write a page of this apprenticeship shit and not post on any threads until I'm done. Whether or not that will actually happen I don't know.

>>39537530
He needs to know that it's shit, we can't mollycoddle them like parents do

>>39537533
>Do you mean that people on the right would say that there isn't a problem?
has mummy may said theres a problem with paki rape gangs? nope shes too busy stopping adults from watching porn of other consenting adults

>>39537546
If you want to wallow in shit go to /b/

>>39537569
Sure, sure, but I don't consider the conservative party to be on the right. They're leftists for all intents and purposes. There is no right-leaning party in the UK. It's all varying degrees of left leaning. Makes me fucking sick.

>>39537555
According to literally everyone else. Are you telling me that this thread is better than the last one? Ebin posted there without any problems, now you've fucked it up

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>>39537500
Yes they did they are illegal
>>39537515
much more than the labour they are friends with them, muh saudia arabia arm sales.

>>39537595
>According to literally everyone else
Didn't know I was talking to the official /britfeel/ spokesman, as you were sir

>>39537557
What apprenticeship laddie?

>>39537548
english isn't my 1st langauge and i thought you lefted.

>>39537595
Just don't respond to it anymore, you can't reason with these mouth foamers over anything. They'll just keep going and contradicting themselves forever

>>39537533
>However, I don't think MPs abusing kids in parliament can really be compared to pakis raping white girls all over the UK.

I really don't think you know the extent of what the MPs have done.

Also I doubt a handful of pakis are raping girls all over the UK. They're gonna drag this shit out while fucking us over something else.

>>39537592
>the tories are left-leaning
Tories are centre-right, Labour is centre-left. The problem is that all parties have moved to the centre and won't make an actual stand for fear of being called racist. But like you said, they're all just different sides of the same coin

The question is how do we solve this?

>>39537610
>Contradicting themselves
I have a very consistent position; trips are cancerous and getting up in arms to drive them off is better for the thread in the long run.

>>39537626

There is literally nothing wrong with trips

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>>39537597
Two can play at this game. Accept that both parties are the same shit

>>39537619
Reminder that the MPs kidnapped a boy, raped him, and cut him in half.

>>39537595
We all know you are ebin, just leave lad.

>>39537626
I don't see any trips posting in this thread right now though. The trips are trying their best to stop tripping but your remaining the same whiny twat, maybe just try to give it up like they have.

>>39537548
Its quite funny really, Ebin has quite bad English skills, but he complains about other people.

>>39537638
Oh i do, i just think labour is more cancerous.

>>39537650
>everyone supporting Ebin is Ebin
And then they call him paranoid

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>>39537637
>Attention whore constantly
>Fling shit at anyone who gets in the way of it
>Go anonymous to do so
You are literally wrong

>>39537654
A trip pretending to be an anon is still a trip.
If I give it up, they'll come back even worse than before, exactly the same thing that happened after pic related.

>>39537664
hahaha forgot he sounds like a 10 year old faggot thanks anon.

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I really wish the white chocolate version of Crunch was sold, it's so good

>>39537675
Keep shitting up your thread on your retarded crusade then, it's considerably worse than trips who actually provide OC and laughs once in a while

>>39537666
There is a very high chance of this, he has a history of shilling himself.

>>39537684
Read his blog, you will notice that he makes quite a lot of grammar mistakes, although he complains about other people having bad English.

>>39537687
>Trying to prevent /britfeel/ to return to the state it was a month ago
>Retarded crusade

>>39537716
well you've made this thread into a shitshow so good job on that. Absolute spastic.

>>39537687
>retarded crusade
ebin leave i know all your taking points, go to britishfeel the sad place which was made just for you and the other trips.

>comeback August
>come back September

>>39537743

I C WUT U DID

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>>39537714
Oh he does, what a hypocritical cunt

>>39537731
Unsurprisingly, He does not even like britishfeel, according to him it is a circile jerk.

>>39537714
no surprise considering he cant do primary school level maths

>>39537728
ebin did why can't he just leave us alone or at least not take the bait or shill himself.

>>39537768
Wonder what his fellow trips would think of such a diss, i imagine they would be very sad and displeased.

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Lads what podcasts do you guys like

>>39537768
And he's 100% correct. At least he continues to speak the truth, even if it is uncomfortable for some

I can't help but wonder what Ebin did to get kicked out of his WoW guild.

>>39537797
>>39537811

This, he's right. It serves a good purpose, but is a bit too small and cosy, unfortunately britfeel is unpostable in now.

>>39537716
Shouldn't you be doing your homework right now little laddy?

How hard is it to find a job?

>>39537624
>The question is how do we solve this?
Vote Corbyn and purge blairites.

>>39537830
How much of a spastic are you?

>>39537830
Very hard.
orig123

Elon Musk is a bad guy isn't he?

I mean, all these billionaires pledging to save the world are just self-serving cunts aren't they?

Maybe someone smarter can tell me why.

>>39537867
>elon is a bad guy
His business practices are questionable, but he actually got cucked, and before becoming rich was a balding 20-something. He has since recieved a hair transplant

>>39537842
>>39537843
I'm just saying because I hear you guys complaining about not finding a job but it's so so easy. I found an alright paying full time job within two months of signing on and I don't have the greatest GCSEs.

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>>39537814
Really? Same thing he did in this thread. At least he's self aware about it...almost

>>39537602
Tech support shit innit. Even though the stuff I have to write about at the moment is barely related to it, just bs about "project management"

>>39537867
i dunno lad, is he saving the world or rebuilding it in his own image? who says that image is for the best?
should one person be allowed to shape the future of humanity?
these are questions i can't answer

>email from job centre at 1pm saying I have a mandatory appointment at 2pm
>Wtf, panic
>get changed, walk over there
>Advisor says it's tomorrow

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT WAS TODAY YOU FUCKING DARKY CUNT

>>39537822
>It serves a good purpose,
whats at a trip safe space for them to weasal there way back in.

I don't disagree with him about it being a circlejerk, it's the self importance i find so annoying, am the life of the party etc they aren't.

Any thoughts on what I should decorate my new room with? Bought a Vatican flag but other than that I'm lost

>>39537841
But Corby is part of the problem lad. Or do you think that Sarah Champion deserved to be kicked out for what she said?

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>>39537886
GET OUT OUT OUTTTTTTTTT
ORIGINAREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39537867
I hope he becomes a bond villan and builds a mars base.

>>39537896
fuck off you racist prick i hope you get sanctioned

>>39536823
lost 3 teeth, went to a few gigs, got blind drunk most of the time,

>>39537877
What does that have to do with him not being a bad guy? Does it make him more relatable to you?

20 degrees and cloudy outside. How are you lads doing so far today?

>>39537886
We're all spastics mate.

>>39537925
Staying shut-in as usual so the weather makes no difference anyway.

>>39537886
What job lad? And what experience did you have? That's most of our problems, we've never done anything in life so most places won't take us on

>>39537918
>>39537932
Work hard and smile more, it will get you places.

>>39537867
>>39537877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

>>39537935
>tfw I'm a shut-in as well

What food should I order lads?

>>39537867
He's one of the ones that tries to be that "cool boss" but just on steroids. Apparently working conditions in their companies are shite but it kinda gets swept under the rug because of "cool future tech."

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>>39537939
You forgot the most important advice of all.

>>39537903
>Bought a Vatican flag
why
i suggest getting wallpaper memes

Lads quick, Tikka Masala or Khorma?

>>39537972
Tikka Masala

>>39537968
my guess is hes a cathcuck and wants some time of purgatory

>>39537972
kormas what mums and pasty white guys get.

tikka masala

>>39537937
>What job
Retail Assistant.
>And what experience did you have
Zilch.

You should move to a bigger city desu.

Wish i could remain a neet for the rest of my life. i never want to get a job.

>>39537939
Actually I'm still in uni but final year. Too incompetent to get a 1-year internship. Did get a summer one though.

The thought of finding a job in a year time still scared me.

I know I should be doing things, I just cant remember what the fuck they are!

Been in a crash but I'm sound. Should I claim whiplash anyway?

>>39537977
>>39537983
Appreciate it lads, added to my shopping delivery.

How much do you spend a week on food those who don't live with their parents? I try and stick to 30 a week but I could easily spend 40-50

>>39537903
I just have a TV on one of my walls and a normie GoT flag that I take to festivals and stuff hanging on the other. Was gonna frame some movie posters or whatever but never got around to it.

>>39538009
of course, especially if the other person is a paki or roastie

>>39537986
>retail assistant
Kek can't wait to hear back from you in a couple weeks' time

>>39538015
About 40-50 quid

>If it bleeds, you can kill it

I just made that one up as well

>>39538007
Make a to do list
lad

>>39538030
Was a spund middle aged guy. Accepted full responsibility on the spot. Just thinking I could do with nice 2 grand cash boost.

>>39538028
>a normie GoT flag that I take to festivals
Get the fuck out right now

>>39538034
I don't mind the work (especially for 7 quid an hour). My parents are immigrants so I understand the value of hard work.

>>39537086
nobody from yorkshire is weird silly lad.

My Mum went through my room today and found everything, the piss jugs, my collection of booze, my porn and my fleshlight.

>>39538056
I do go alone, does that help at all.

>>39538015
100 a week

muted but i keepp it 100 finna

>>39538062
Don't leave us hanging, anon. Tell us what happened next.

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Suggest underrated tv shows others likey haven't seen
HBO ROME

>>39538066
Depends, have you ever made out or shagged at a festival? Or made friends?

>>39538072
She told me she wants to talk to me after dinner.

>>39538066
Do you ever meet people at them? I got friendly with some normies as a festival but they distanced themselves after learning I came alone.

>>39538015
>30 a week
How? I'm cooking my own food, cutting down the calories and everything but I'm still using like 40 a week.

>>39538082
How? You just walked up to them and started chatting?

Thinking about going to one of these festivals only to find some md or something lol

>>39538073
Kek do you really think that Rome is underrated? It's a very popular show with a lot of critical accolades

Try The Booth At The End, good mystery show

>>39538040
my desks covered in post it notes of things to do. its just remembering which thing

say i have some money is Bank A, and i want to send it to Bank B, do i go into Bank A and ask for them to send it to bank B?

>>39538062
i still dont have a fleshlight how much better is it than wanking.

>>39538113
>being this much of a spazz

>>39538113
just withdraw it and deposit it in your other bank?

>>39538074
Nope. Sometimes go with my dad but thats about as close as I get to having a friend there. Don't think I've ever even touched a female at a festival other than by accident. I've spoken to random people for very short periods but not made friends.

>>39538082
Not really. I'll occasionally talk to someone if they start a conversation but it's usually just about whats currently going on but rarely for more than a few sentences and never past just that act/bar where we were stood next to eachother.

>>39538108
i haven't really seen anyone go on about it
>The Booth At The End
watched both seasons, it was very good was he a the devil or a angel.

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>>39538068
>100 a week
Lies

>>39538087
You need to budget lad. I'm bulking at about 2500-3000 calories a day and keeping it to 30 quid a week easily. Small things like buying the asda brand pasta over the fancy stuff for example saves me 1 quid per shop, that adds up when you do it for the other stuff. Cutting out crisps and sweets helps too

>>39538104
>How? You just walked up to them and started chatting?

Na, one of them was next to me when we were watching a band. He initiated the conversation and I kept my shit together for long enough for him to introduce me to his friends after.

>>39538113
Can't you go online and just do a transfer?

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>>39538144
he was god

surprised you've seen it, not many people know it. Gomorra is another great show, legit italian mafia shit

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What do you lads think about processed food? Is it bad I eat them on daily basic but in reasonable amount?

>>39538130
Can you deposit money into a current account in store? Yes, I'm retarded

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD
ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! a4

>>39538015
30 is my budget. On rare occasions, I go to 35. Never above.

>>39538201
>not AA through AZ
Now you're gonna be on A indefinitely.

>>39538073
Bored To Death was pretty funny. Didn't seem to be that popular.

>>39538196
mate i don't i dont work for a bank, but im pretty sure banks want to make it as convenient as possible for you to give them money

>>39538195
why do you think it's bad to eat processed?
explain, without googling it if you please

>>39538183
heard of it, but is it over dramatic with alot of hands waving about.
You seen the the take

>>39538195
Of course it's bad lad, try cutting it to once a week. Even the 'proper' food like raw chicken from the supermarket is shit, imagine how they made those chicken tendies

>>39538227
Just because a friend told me. I don't really agree so I just continue eating them anyway.

fucking right day lads. did some volunteering for work setting up an exhibit. didn't set owt up but ended up demolishing some toilets. fucking great get to smash stuff and get paid for it. just sat in pub now got 1 of managers paying for rounds
happy days. quaff number 4 then off to subway.

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>went to the dentist
>needed to perform an xray
>gag reflex prevented me from keeping the thing in my mouth
>had to abort the xray

Even brushing my teeth makes me gag.

>>39538241
no nothing
you've done zero research but you're asking for opinions anyway
eat whatever the fuck you want dude, you don't give a shit so why pretend you do

>>39538229
Nah it's one of the most realistic shows I've seen, a lot more than The Sopranos. It was made by a guy who used to be in the mafia and has 24/7 police protection

I haven't seen that but Hardy is in it so I'll give it a try

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>>39538216
the main actor is so punchable, but i liked him darjeeling limited
ywn go on a indian train trip with anons mfw.

>>39538260
>eat whatever the fuck you want dude
And this is why we have an obesity epidemic and people dying of heart attacks and cancer before the age of 50

>>39538215

A for ASIAN and BIG PAKI COCKS!

>>39538263
>indian trains
nooo thank yoou

>>39538276
We're not in the land of freedom so it's fine.

>>39538276
and I'm sure a more constructive post on an anonymous imageboard would have turned that around

>>39538261
It's good abit fucked up, but i won't say more and ill try this show after twin peaks.

>>39538195
I literally eat processed meat seven days a week.

I'm 26.

>>39538261
I don't think The Sopranos was trying to be hyper realistic. It was more like a Greek tragedy made for TV.

>>39538291
You're right, I should have encouraged the fatty. Go ahead, eat all the processed food you want, it's great for you!

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>>39538284
Not the one for the plebs ones like pic

>>39538312
Dead by 40
>inb4 you don't mind
Enjoy your hospital stays and slow, miserable death

>>39538324
Don't forget that you'll be paying for extra treatment when he can't get out the house anymore because he's too wide.

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>>39538316
That's a good point, its realism wasn't the reason it's so respected. Due for a re-watch I think

>>39538338
>Dead by 40

Nice meme, retard

Go link some flawed studies about cancer, retard

who else neet and proud?

>>39538316
i thought it was more about the family life of mobsters

>>39538338
Not if I kiIl myself first!

>>39537968
devout catholic, so I thought it could be nice

>>39537981
better than being an atheist

>>39538324
try your hardest to imagine that there is a number between 0 and 1
can you do that? will your brain accept this method of thinking?
give it time

>>39538359
nah wagie n regret it.

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>>39538338
I welcome the end.

>>39538361
If you watch the last season there are clear hints as to what the fate of Tony Soprano is. The use of foreshadowing is something used a lot in tragedies. The characters are also meant to be reviled rather than an accurate depiction of mobsters.

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>>39538288
>we're not in the land of freedom so it's fine

>>39538348
>>39538357
HEALTH AT EVERY SIZE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PROCESSED FOOD OR OBESITY

>>39538367
I was till the whole pedo thing they handled it very badly, they should of done a inquisition on themselfs and burnt the pedo's and fags at the stake.

>>39538365
>>39538384
None of you faggots saying this have the balls to actually commit suicide. You just like fantasising about it, that's how pathetic you are

>>39538379

Clearly not, as evidenced by this: >>39538396

>>39538391
it doesn't it lets the view make it's own conclusions.

any of you lads wank to VNs?

wanting to find a solid site for downloading desu

>>39538367
believing in god is fine, but following and organised religion is retarded

>>39538446
what is vn lad

>>39538432
It doesn't. There are very convincing arguments to suggest on particular ending (don't want to spoil it for anyone). The scene in the restaurant a few episodes before the final one basically spells it out for you.

>>39538379
but there isn't, something is either 0 or 1. Half numbers don't count

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>>39538414
Thankfully my father has a gun so I should be able to get it done.

>>39538456
visual novel m8

3.50 for 1.5l of orange juice is a rip-off right? I just don't want to have to get the shitty asda one

>>39538414
Nice projection, dipshit

I payed for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_-1_hvExU

>>39538493
We all did lad

>>39538446
I did but it's hard to find any decent one anymore so I just fapped to my collection of lewd arts and doujins instead.

>>39538483
yeah that's expensive

>>39538483
Check the ingredients, they're probably the same thing. Don't fall for the branded meme

>>39538408
I agree, but that's over now, thank God. I remember seeing some statistics though saying that priests were less likely on average to abuse kids than anyone else, it was just such shocking allegations that people made more of a thing of it

>>39538450
Just give up and feel the warm embrace of Rome

>>39538471
what comic books or them weeb doujin things

>>39538487
I don't want to kill myself though. Just tired of these underagers posting about how 'I'm so le suicidal I want to kms' when they don't have the balls to do it. Either do it or shut up

>>39538483
Just get sainbury 4-carton packet desu.

what is the point in becoming a wagie if i dont care about starting a family or buying things?

>>39538538
Earn money for food?
originally

>>39538528
I shop at asda lad. Sainsbury's have a shitty minimum delivery at 40 quid

>>39538503
>19 juicy oranges 100%

>>39538501
I'll look for something else then
WHY ARE THERE 113 RESULTS FOR ORANGE JUICE THAT'S TOO MANY OPTIONS

>>39538556
i can get enough money for that off the dole and pip

>>39538538
Growing the fuck up and becoming a functioning member of society?

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>>39538506
Well they do infest places with a high trust value, but still the current year pope is heretical jesuit fool, he needs to be allah akbared so we can deus vult.

>>39538563
Tesco brand one is solid but never had the Asda on.

>>39538538
There literally isn't. Everything is shit

>>39538580
>implying i want to be a member of society

dont project your attachments onto me lad

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>>39538580
>becoming a functioning member of society
Yes be a good goy!

People like you are just jealous others can live without working, misery loves company.

>>39538538
there is no point. if you can survive without working then do it.

>>39538538
Contributing to society and not being a parasite.

>>39538538
The only reason I have for it is getting my own place and not having to put up with judgment from family. If that doesn't bother you then you're go to go.

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Are the bus group tickets always all-day/evening? Like I could go alone on my trip there and back with a group.

Never bought a group ticket before.

>>39538617
Someone else could easily be replaced with my job. And the whole world has been built on feeding off other people.

Why should i contribute towards something i dont want to be a part of.

>>39538660
You don't have to and random people on a chinese image board aren't gonna change your opinion either.

>>39538660
But if enough people become parasites, the society becomes unproductive and falls apart.

>>39538696
If enough people become doctors, society becomes unproductive and falls apart.

Try another form of logic

>>39538696
What is this productivity meme? When does productivity stop? Are we just going to keep on 'producing' more and more until we all die out? For what purpose?

>>39538696
you could use this argument for anything

>if everyone goes to college, degrees become pointless
>if everyone spends their free time watching tv, no one buys books

Just because i decide to not work, does not mean the whole planet will follow my lead. Other people have incentives to work that dont apply to me.

>>39538696
Le slippery slope fallacy argument

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It's the return of the mack

I'm still alive just like 2Pac

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>>39538713
my logic is sound
>If enough people become doctors, society becomes unproductive and falls apart.

no the wage of doctors will fall because they is less demand and more supply also doctors provide a service so they are productive.

It's your logic which is flawed.


>>39538740
What is this productivity meme
goods services etc
What is this productivity meme
when people stop working
>>39538769
And i would be right supply and demand
also never said it would am saying if more people take than provide the system falls apart.
>>39538779
just saying if enough people become neets society will become unproductive not saying neets make more neets

>>39538580
At the risk of sounding like an edgelord: society can get fucked.

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>>39538904
tupac is in serbia making fast rap

>>39538904
ah good ole pubes. good to see you still about lad. not that you've been here long but

>>39538959
replying to the 2nd worse trip
SHAME!

>>39538904
Just to annoy the anti trip guy.

>>39537808

Been listening to Martyrmade podcast of late.
History of Isreal/Palestine, pretty fascination.

inb4 racism/antisemitism.

>>39538988
said the trip even, the trips hate pube

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>>39538959
>implying he's not in cuba with michael jackson

>>39538973
alri 'nonymong

>>39539014
I've never noticed him before.

>>39539014
What's up with your commas lad? You seem to throw them in random places

You dylsexic?

>>39539012
>Martyrmade
sounds like it's pro pally
fun fact we said we would give the land to the jordanians or something

>pubes is back from his 3 week jail sentence for stealing beer cans from wilkos

>>39539032
He comes and go's
most of the time just shitposts and baits then leaves when no ones gives him (you)'s.

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>>39539051
nice story

gotta get out a bit init blud? you feel me?

>>39538912
>Le invisible hand of the market meme

You don't still believe in free market capitalism do you?

>>39538912
>And i would be right

you wouldent though because you're suggesting that one person makes a significant difference. The whole system would not collapse if enough people become neets because the government would obviously create different policies if not enough people worked. More than enough people work in this system, i would only be contributing towards something which is already running, im not needed. Im not going to sacrifice my happiness to contribute a system i dont even like when it is already running fine with out me. There is always going to be people out of work in capitalism, im simply a statistic.

>>39539041
I write fine i just type like a spaz also this is my 3rd langauge.

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>>39539080
>most of the time he posts exquisite material and is literally drowning in (you)'s.

ftfy lad

>list on my ESA medical questionaire that I can't go far from the house and struggle with speaking to strangers
>"we'd like you to travel miles to attend an assessment with a stranger"

What do they fucking think is going to happen?

>Bus has free WiFi
>the WiFi has no Internet access

Not happy lads

>pubes tells people to get out more, but claims to have a jet set playboy lifestyle despite spending all his weekends here

>>39539107
They are literally trying to prove you a liar so they can stop your bennies.

>just had a poo
>haha lads

>>39539104
do you live in england?

>>39539121
shit is it the weekend. fuck. the fuck am i doing working

>>39539131
Imao top post

>>39539125
They'll stop them anyway since I'm too much of a retard to attend the assessment. Seems like I'm fucked.

>>39539099
Don't worry friend. When AI makes a huge section of the population unemployed we can all be NEETs living on UBI.

>>39539145
Yep that's how they operate. The only thing you can do is be massively visibly distressed at the assessment and then hope you get lucky.