>ywn get to serve

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>ywn die for Haliburton, Lockheed Martin, and Israel
Feels good man

I dont think autism disqualifies you from being cannon fodder.

>tfw you got military training because mandatory conscription
I got to know people but none whom I'd consider friends.

>>39536647
I had a ton of fun in the army. Great people, travel, got to blow shit up. Got medals, free college, and tons of stories. I go for a job interview I know they give me preference because of my service. Its great!

>>39536647
The army is highly over rated. Even more so bif you are a robot
>>39536734
You never served you fucking poser.

>>39536822
BASIC at Ft Leonard Wood, DLI, Intel school, then Ft. Bragg. Airborne school then two rotations through Iraq.

>>39536848
Yea i like to go online and make stuff up too

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>>39536647
Nah more like
>you will never land on the beach under heavy fire in saipan and cape Gloucuster
>you will never kill thousands of japs and force them back further down the island against the odds and heavily fortified positions
>you will never laugh at the guy who got the runs from his k ration
>you will never march back to the beach to be relieved with your buddies chatting and discussing the brutal battle that took place

Sometimes i wish i was born in time to remove japs really bad.

>>39536882
You're that bitter, huh?

>believing in hollywood war propaganda

you will probably be bullied by your unit while you invade and destroy sovereign lands for lobbyist interest

>>39536734
Thank you for your service

Original patriot

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>>39536882
>being this much of a little bitch
you can go too, my friend
go be the best you can be

>you will never have something to die for

>>39536647
>ywn never be bullied by pseudo-Chads and failed normies
>ywn have to work for other person as there are fuckups in your units
>ywn be a tool and fight for someone else interests
You have to be really patriotic or dumb to get into army.

>>39536891
Is that all you got? Go LARP somewhere else kid.
>>39537400
Im mot insecure enough to make up shit on r9k of all places just to get attention mate

>want to join the army
>also like being comfy every day
>enjoy spending time with family

I'm conflicted.

>>39536734
Fuck off recruiter.

>>39536888
>those two shell shocked robots who are too insecure to look directly at the camera
Kek, things never really change

>>39536848
What MOS were you?

>>39537565
Reserves or National Guard

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>was too fat and/or autistic to get conscripted
>didn't give me a release from conscription, just delayed me for 2 years
>mfw have to go spend an another 5-6 hours at a local school to watch powerpoint presentations and talk to an army man for 5 minutes to get a printout that could have just been mailed to me
I'm not even sure if it was about my weight, I know people who were fatter than me when they were conscripted. I just wanna get it over with so I don't constantly feel like I'm missing out whenever my coworkers start talking about their conscription service.