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How accurate is this figure? Does it apply to you?

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How accurate is this figure?

Does it apply to you?
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>>39534578
why would you post this on this board? to upset us more than we already are?
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>>39534578
Is that chart from the 1960s?
I still haven't had my first kiss. Or first love. Or first party with friends.
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>>39534578
Have not accomplished any of these milestones so far, but I have had a girlfriend before which places me at the 95th percentile of this site
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>>39534578
It doesn't apply to the 21st century. People get married at 30+ and don't work that early.
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even normies wont fulfill
>full time job at 19
tertiary education
>pass driving test at 20
which shithole makes you wait until 20 yrs old to pass pass the drivers test
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>>39534578
>driving test at age 20

should be around 17 but other wise pretty accurate. First kiss should be around 15 16, first time having sex should be around 18 19 20
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bait chart here is the real one
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>>39534578
>first kiss
these normies are degenerated as fuck
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Guys it's propaganda from a loan shark. Look at the bottom right. This gets posted here all the time.
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>>39534578
>Start earning 40k/year
>Aged 37
Kek, I make 60k/yr as an entry level engineer
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>>39534578
Already ahead of the curve (18)
>First kiss
13
>First full time job
17
>Pass driving test
16
>Buy first car
16
>Move out
17

Normies eat your heart out!!
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I have done nothing on that chart except earn more than 40K per year. Currently age 24.
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>>39534744
What turned you into a robot then? It must have been some pretty rough shit. I was a pretty semi-normie back a while, too
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>>39534858
Still a normie, just also a sociopath from a broken home.
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>this is your brain on capitalism

the real milestone is freeing yourself from all these bullshit societal expectations that you apparently must do just because people say you should by a certain age... or something

this is trolling from a UK payday loans company. and to all the amerifats saying "HURRDURR I OWN MORE THAN 40k AND IM ONLY 20 SOMETHING lolol", it's 40,000GBP a year which when this chart was made would have been about $60k give or take
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>>39534578
>how to waste your lifetime on a boring and unoriginal life that millions of people has lived before you: the JPG
But this picture is fucking disgusting! I don't even hate normies that much, yet this pic makes me gag more than any scat porn.
Also, I've noticed that a lot of retarded infogramms have been produced lately with this smooth-colorful style. Is this what they teach at graphical design faculties?
Fucking ew.
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>>39534578

This is the life society wants you to go through.

Break the cycle. Live for yourself, not for what others expect you to. Society today tells you it doesn't matter anymore if you're gay or you want to peruse a career in an unconventional field or whatever and that you should embrace your personality but the minute you stray from this type of life you are considered a loser and a freak.

I know this may sound cheesy, but it's only because normies made it this way. Don't "bee yourself lol" but actually be yourself.

Fuck society, seriously.
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This only works in first world nations.
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>>39535084
I call it the Adobe Macbook artstyle
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>>39535240
>Neet thinks he's going against the system
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>>39534578
they forgot the part where you get a midlife crisis because your life is boring and basic as fuck and then proceed to get fucked in the ass by trannies in secret to make sure you can still feel thrill and excitement.
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>>39535310

I'm not a neet. I have a job but I choose not to do stuff because people told me to. I don't want to get married or have kids, I don't want to be "in" on trendy shit or drive a car around or be social and use whatsapp or some shit.
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>>39534686
first kiss around 6-7 desu where you "experiment" and do what the adults do in the movies with your cousin or the daughter of your parents friends or smth.
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>22
>only have a car
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>>39535373
Why cars? Theyre revolutionary inventions but you wont drive one because normies also drive one? I think your principles go against your best interest.
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>>39535569
>i can't afford it, therefore i don't want it
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>>39534578
28 years old and still stuck on step 1.
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>>39534578
imagine being this empty of a faggot
nothing wrong with starting a business or having children, obviously.
but christ.
YES I FINALLY GOT A NEW CAR AND TWO HOLIDAYS A YEAR!! CANT WAIT TILL I RETIRE
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>>39534578
>The How to Get Stuck in Permadebt Guide for Dummies
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>>39534734
This is a UK chart, so 40,000GBP/year
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>>39534578
>buying both a house and car at 22
>friends getting married at 23
>taking 2 holidays a year in the United States
It's not accurate at all.
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>>39534578
>25 milestones of life
>aged 35
>think about starting a business
Is that really something you would call a milestone? This guide is gay af desu.
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>>39534681
>which shithole makes you wait until 20 yrs old to pass pass the drivers test
Ausfag here and we can drive, with parental supervision, at 16 and alone at 17.
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>>39534578
>chart is obviously Jewish with goal of enforcing consumer culture
>all human pictographs are white without any racemixing promotion
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>>39534578
everything between first kiss and getting married is out of order
also
>become manager at 34
>only earning 40k at 37
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Correct Order:
>Pass Driving Test
>Buy First Car
>First Full Time Job
>First Kiss
>Start Earning Average Wage
>Move Out
>Rent on Your Own
>Buy First House
>Buy a Brand New Car (Seems retarded but lets go along with it)
>Start Earning 40K a Year
>Start Enjoying Two Holidays Per Year
>Think About Starting a Business
>Look at Buying Property to Let
>Move to Second House
>Retire
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>>39534578
staying with the same roastie I kissed at age 15 for the rest of my life. I would rather kill myself right please.
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>>39534578
>Pass drivers test
>20
????
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>>39534578
Missed the kiss, the job, the driving test, the first holiday with friends, the moving out, the first car, the first holiday with partner, the being a best man, the renting on your own, the engagement, the renting with a partner, the marriage, and the buying the first flat. I'm 27.

Wow all the milestones missed so far. I'll miss the next few as well.
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>>39534578
how to be a docile wageslave: The Chart.
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>>39534578
>first kiss at 15
Haven't had first kiss yet, I'm 20

>first full time job at 19
Had it when I was 18

>pass driving test at 20
Passed it when I was 18

>buy first car at 22
Did it when I was 18

>rent on yout own at 28
Did it this year at 20

Romantic/social goals are lacking, but I'm getting ar with career goals, I suppose.

This list is trash though, it doesn't account for college/uni which is something at least 50% of people go through nowadays.
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>Earn 40k by age 40
You can literally climb to a 100k a year position in sales in like 10 years. What kind of cuckery chart is this?
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Me
>First kiss 13, plenty of hookups since then
>first car 16, pass driving test
>moved out and rented 18 + first fulltime job
>21 travelled around asia for 6 months
>21 now, still depressed virgin though
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Let's see

>20
>haven't had my first kiss yet, i'm a khv
>got my first job at 18
>passed driving test at 18

not doing too badly
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>>39534578
im up to the goals at age 24 and i'm 19
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>loans.co.uk
Nice try you jewish piece of shit.
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>>39534578

That chart is really off, at least for the country I live in. First full time job at 19? Rent on your own at 24?
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