Just matched with this spicy chick What do I say to make her my gf??

women are completely ruined for me, probably in a similar way men are ruined for women but for different reasons.

All we have left is war or simulated war as males.

Spicy? She's mayonnaise

>>39534363
Looks like she's had her head shrunken by some sort of witch doctor.

>>39534363
>19
That make up makes her look fucking 35-40.
Wtf is wrong with young women seriously

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Hnngh, she's a keeper. Ask her about her hobbies and if you have matching hobbies, ask her to do the thing X with you. If not, just ask her out for a normal date, go drink a cup of coffee and then hit the movies.
Don't fail us now you faggot.

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She already messaged me
Did I do the right thing??

>>39534363
>19
She looks 50.
But I wish you good luck, anon. I hope you get laid.

>>39534622
YES for the love of god YES you did man

>>39534575
I thought it was Nina Hartley from the thumbnail.

Would rather bang Nina too.

>>39534622
Tinder isn't meant to be a chat app, it's "let's arrange a meeting" app. So after the first introductions you ask her on a date, then you set it up with on X day at Y time at Z place.

>>39534363
>"a huge nerd, random at times, love my dogs and cats"
How is that not a fucking huge red flag?????

>>39534363
she looks like a crack whore.

>>39534363
Shes going to age like shiiiiiiiiit.

Go for it anon chase dat relationship!

>>39534363
>pretty random at times

Gilrs describing themselfes random is one of the biggest red Flags for me. Never met anyone who described as random and was not toxic

>>39534363
>19.
>Americann "girls"

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>>39534363
Goth girls are top quality. Good choice my man.

>Pic related. Mine

Life pro tip: If a girl often and loudly proclaims that she's bi, she is an absolutely massive whore. Every enormous whore always blabs off about how bi they are, I don't understand it. I assure you, she's talking to you to find a dick to sit on and has probably done the same with 3 other guys in the last week in a half

>huge nerd
>Le random xdd
>"I'm not interested in sex" unless you're Chad
>Female

Call her a Roastie and unmatch

>>39534765
That has to be a trap

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>>39534363
You sure that's 19 ?
Looks mid 40's, larping as a 19 year old.

If not the wall is close literally 6 years.

>>39534363
She looks weird and into books, the occult (or at least Wicca), probably familiar with goth. I'd like her. We'd get on, if nothing else. These girls can be surprising, though. She may not even have much of a sexuality.

>>39534765
>bullring
>lock pendant
She's ok, but there's some red flags, to be sure. I was never into goth, personally, just darkwave and post-punk. Goth is too infested with "I'm not like the other girls" Killstar try-hards.

>>39534363
So many red flags. You are going to get C U C K E D

>>39534749
'struth. Our 16 year olds look like twenty year olds, which leads to mass closeted ephebophilia, here.

>>39534363
>that face
Wew she's gonna age fast

>>39534363
i'm jelly because it looks like the girl you want, and no i'm not saying this to make you feel better, i actually want her

wish good lucks bruh

>>39535279
For some weird reason when I run into an expat on tinder every single one of them look terrible. I even started screenshooting this nonsense and made a decent collection

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>>39534827
She's not.

Strombolli

>>39534622
>4 hr ago
>7 min ago
Alpha as fuck

>>39535535
there is a lot to squeeze and slap with her. she fun in bed, anon?

>>39534363
She looks at least 36

Hang out with her just for the experience even though you're not into her. You might learn a thing or two.

>>39535635
i think thats hot tbqphfam

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>>39535573
I spent the night with her Saturday. We fucked 6 times in the span of 24 hours and then made shrimp stir fry.
>hips for days
>ass like a goddess
>rides me like an actual champ.
>shy and insecure about being fully naked.
>gives the sloppiest oral

With her I also realized the big dick meme was a lie. I am average size and could feel myself hitting her cervix. It was insane.

All in all. 15/10. Will marry and have a family with.

>another pic related. Pierced nips are top tier

>>39535717
Makesmedepressed/10
Are you by any chance not white? I feel like I have no hope of getting a chick like this as a brown mixed fag

>>39535717
shes pretty hot desu, i would definitely wife as well
post more

>>39535717
her tongue is cute

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>>39535786
I'm 3/4th Irish, 1/4th Native American. I'm a "Vlad" though so I'm pretty pale. Goth girls usually don't go for anyone darker than light tan that Ive seen.

I have hope for you though anon. Goth girls also like dorky guys.

>>39535873
gib goth gf, thank you very much

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>>39535827
Thankfully she is very into tongue play

>>39534363
That is definitely a tranny

>>39536332
more of her curves good anon

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>>39536408
My pride and joy.


Gordito

>19

She looks like shes in her 30s

I hope you like sucking dick anon because that's a tranny.

>>39534363
Pretend to be interested in photography fuccboi.

>>39534363
>61 miles
She looks like a trap OP.

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>>39535873
>muh heritage
lmao

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>>39536408
>Implying that landwhale has "curves"
fucking lol

>>39534363
she has BPD, not worth it

>Random
Has it been long enough to have come back into popularity to say how random you are? Ok, good

HOLDZ UP SPORK!

>>39534363
why is every bitch on tinder bisexual?

>>39534363
>fiercely loyal to family/friends
>fiercely unloyal to partner
Prove me wrong

>>39536764
Don't be rude. Just because you didn't bother to ask your family about your heritage.
>>39536780
>(You)

>>39536764
What is your point? That there are no genetic differences between the Irish, Native Americans, the British and Scandinavians, etc?

>>39536907
Makes them more approachable because they seem "open minded"

>>39537442
the point is that americans are overly proud of their so-called heritage when in truth they are the mongrel spawn of mostly scum

>>39537490
That isn't true. I'm descended from French explorers, settlers, and colonists for example. And for the majority of America's existence it had an immigration policy that favored the strong: Europeans who came here and couldn't make it on their own had to go back to where they came from, and about 1/3 of them did, this being before the welfare state. It's why America became such a strong country. Now no one goes back and the people who can't make it on their own just take welfare.

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>>39534534
W-white peepol amirite

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>>39534575
She probably smokes to match her edgy look

>>39534363
Tell her you're a dog and looking at her photo is making you wag your tail

>>39534363
She's wearing a fucking pentagram. She's clearly a devil worshipper.

>>39534363

>Pentagram necklace

>Egyptian hieroglyph makeup

WARNING

DO NOT ENGAGE

EVASIVE MANEUVERS

>>39537707
Nigga that's the Eye of Horus

>>39537765
who the fuck do you think you're talking to virgin

>>39534575
I'm stunned if 19. I unironically thought 40-45 from thumbnail

>>39534363
if a woman says she's bi in her bio, that means you're getting threesomes, and foursomes, on a regular basis. Especially a girl who looks like that, who probably has orgies weekly.

she looks like a fucking yugioh villian

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>>39534622
Chad detected.

THERE IS THE DOOR SIR

Fucking PeNgU1N oF d00m.