>fall for the Tinder meme >accidentally superlike some

>>39530603
Just talk to her you fucking loser. If you need help you'll never succeed because at one point you'll be alone with her without people to help you and you'll drop a dump truck full of spaghetti everywhere and she'll leave. Figure it out

>>39530603
say hi

that's a start

Say "lemme smash"

>>39530603
Post screenshot and show us and we'll lead you the way

>put 8 shotguns in your mouth
>realize you can only pull one trigger
>jaw already broken

>>39530603
Just fucking talk to her. Quit being so judgemental, you post fucking WOJACK ON A WEEABOO IMAGE BOARD for fuck's sake, you're not exactly A-Grade yourself.

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>>39530623
>>39530627
Is the whole thing a lost cause if I don't have a car/license? Should I just delete the app?

>>39530603
>pink wojak
you deserve everything bad that will come to you

>>39530683
No it really isn't you still have a chance

>>39530603
>Hi, nice profile. I see you're interested in [thing that she listed that you don't entirely hate]
>[Follow up question about [thing that she listed that you don't entirely hate]]?

>>39530656
This is the only answer. Numerals will decide your replies

>>39530683
Probably. What are you going to tell her?

>yo pick me up I don't have a car or license because I'm a bum
>yo what time will you be going back home? i need to tell my mother when to pick me up

lol you're fucked

>>39530656
>>39530726
>letting a board primarily filled with virgins who hate women and would piss their pants in fright if they had to speak to one decide for you what to say to a girl
That's retarded. You're retarded.

>>39530683
You old enough for Uber/Lyft/whatever? If so, don't worry about it.

>>39530768
OP won't do shit so let us do it then

>>39530779
If OP has no license or car it's unlikely he has a job to pay for Uber

>>39530801
If you want to match with girls on Tinder and talk to them so badly then do it yourself

>>39530813
Then how about this let people who are giving solid advice op will answer them and people who are just shitposting can just be ignored

>>39530868
>solid advice on relationships
>/r9k/
95% of this board has never been in a relationship and only knows about them from porn and their cartoons. This is the worst place for advice.

In reality he should figure out what works and what doesn't on his own.

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I'll keep you guys posted, I won't do dubs decides though unless I really spill my spaghetti
>>39530813
I have a job and can afford a taxi I just don't want to look like a loser

>>39530936
>I have a job
Then get a fucking license and a car. Stop wasting it on toys and video games you child.

>>39530936
So what are you doing? (Do something that she could tell her about and continue that conversation until it leads to you remember this is just text and online so it doesn't really matter cause's theirs another 3 billion women out there.)

>>39530936
if you can afford a taxi its fine op enjoy your fugging :)

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Shit I'm not good with text speak.
Have I already fucked it up?

>>39530936
>Hey

Oh, this is off to a great start, anon.

>>39530603
sperg out and say something really creepy and rapey.

>>39530990
>:/

OP, send some substance!

>>39530990
op you shoulda waited

>>39530990
b o i why the fuck would you use that face what the fuck man. but no you didnt mess up too bad just say "sorry omg haah i guess when im nervous sometimes i say stuff that doesnt make sense"

>>39530701
>asking questions when you don't care for the reply

meh

See how much spaghetti you can spill before she quits. It's a fun sport when you know you can't hope to interact in a positive way.

>>39530813
going to a tinder date in a uber

lmao this is hopeless

>>39530990
>desu
That's probably the only normie acronym you know, isn't it you memeing fuck?

>>39530990
What's going on, OP? Update thread.

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>>39531093
>That's probably the only normie acronym you know, isn't it you memeing fuck?
N-no

>>39530990
Saying something like
>Tell me a bit more about yourself, you seem like a nice person :)
Unless you genuinely aren't interested

>>39531086
I don't know why, but I audibly laughed at this.

>>39531105
I think OP bailed. But if he's still here, just know that you're going to have to learn some lessons through experience rather than advice. Just go all out with this girl and learn from it if it ends up bombing.

You know what one of the biggest misconceptions is on this place? It's that normies just score pussy like breathing air. It isn't that they're all pros at it, it's that they slog through 100 women to get 2 or 3 of them in their bed. Perseverance, my friend.

Ask her if she know about nofap
>infer discipline

>>39531105
My message sent but she hasn't responded. Idk if she received it.
>>39531143
Nope I'm still here and will continue to update the thread if she responds. Good advice though, thanks anon.

inb4 tinder advertisement
inb4 to be continued

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>>39530990
christ, lad.... distilled autism.

>>39531187
I'll reiterate. Send some substance, she has nothing to work with. Ask her a question about herself.

>>39531226
This. Ask her what boards she browses

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>>39531226
Like this? Was it too formal sounding?

>>39531187
Ask her about something in her bio. Even if nothing will come out from this it's good practice for people like us.

>>39531264
It's a start, I guess. Did she list anything in her profile?

Yea show us her profile so we have something to work with

>>39531264
Not bad, anon. And even if you're not interested, just pretend, it'll be a good practical exercise for when a really interesting person does pop up. Cause even your dreamgirl is going to bring up some trite bullshit topics occasionally.

>>39530603
Did the same thing. I was gonna like her anyway. Messagedher two days ago and she hasn't responded. About what i expected from my Tinder experience. She has also been my only match this far.

>>39531264
>it was pretty good
translation: i did nothing all day and im a boring autist

>>39531276
She mentions music festivals, coffee, and being a "hype beast" in her bio

>>39531344
Any of that interest you?

Coffee is literally the easiest first date.

>>39531264
You can't just ask questions, you need to say something too. People can sense when you try to push away the burden of conversation and they will assume you have nothing of interest to say.

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>>39531297
Does she look super roastie-like to you?

>>39531379
She's pretty cute robot

>>39531344
Ask her about what it means to be a hype beast. Don't know shit about normie music and she probably only goes to Starbucks

>>39531379
Seems a bit bland based but is cute enough and doesn't give off roastie vibes. All that matters is that you connect; if you decide you like her then that's great for you.

>18

>>39531379
>>39531385
Yep, looks plenty cute to me. Don't get wrapped up in the "roastie" shit.

>>39531379
uh oh anon, don't be weird or she gon block yo ass!!!

ok real advice :

never use smiley face or emoji
>never

never use negation
>not, can't, etc

never apologize for anything
be assertive and playfull

go straight to the point and ask to meet irl using closed question
would you like to meet / no
when do i pick you up ? yes

ask questions only if you care for the answer
be congruent and show you are having fun, you're both want to fuck, there's is no need to be serious or to pretend you're nice

always push her boundaries just a little and one up every flirty, sexual thing in the conversation

warm her up using words like "hard" and use sexual innuendos in unrelated sentences

do not kill the convo untill she does

go with the flow (if you laugh or start to get hard when you type, offer to meet irl)

>>39531367
Idk I drink coffee sometimes but I prefer energy drinks, I'd be willing to go to a music festival. I hope the hype beast shit is ironic though

>>39531379
You could take her out to starbucks

>>39531379
ask her : what happened to your eyebrows ?
when she reply quickly change topic

>>39531419
Ask her what bands she likes. Music festival would be an excellent date down the line. Probably not right now though.

Ask for a coffee date once you've had more interaction.

>>39531419
Hype beast probably means she takes stimulants during music festivals which are more akin to raves than Woodstock

>>39530683

its a lost cause because no woman is going to fuck a 16 year old

>>39530603
she probably saw your picture and was appaled.Expect nothing more then humiliation.

>>39531436
starbucks really ? be classy for a minute

>>39530990
>but nm wbu?
>nm desu
the state of the human interaction

>>39531501
Well I mean...you know I haven't really gone on a date before and like you know like uhhhh she likes coffee and all so i thought so maybe you know... yea...

>forehead kisses are my key to happiness
>forehead cropped out of profile pic

ask her why

>>39531264
You are doing it wrong. Give more details, it gives more space to continue the conversation to her. Single word and boring lines will get you nowhere.

>>39531379
What's happening? Did she respond? Are you texting her right now?

>>39531419
Update thread again, OP. You got this.

>>39531602
This. OP you piece of shit, we need moar

>>39531519
i understand you are an american and have no idea what coffee is but starbucks is a sterile place with bleached tile floor, underpayed suicidal employee and cctv, it's like the opposite of romantism
Also their coffee is pleb tier piss sprinkled with cinnamon
It's like taking a girl to ikea, idk be fucking original

>>39531379
How do you guys match beautiful girls? How do you do it and still never fuck?

OP I'm on the edge of my seat.

>>39531621
well the starbucks I visited in the US was quite comfy with sofas and all.

>>39531621
oh ok......sorry
HOW IS THIS NOT ORIGINAL

tell her your taste in music are probably better than her
proceed to name the worst band you can think of

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There's been developments.
Is she going to think I'm a lowlife for admitting I work retail?

>>39531637
starbucks are the same everywhere and they suck, especially for a date

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>>39531679
YEs. Why the fuck didn't you tell her you work in finance or some shit? If you get a chance, mention that you're.. a regional manager

>>39531679
jesus op this a new type of low

>>39531647
because it's highly impersonal, unimaginative and dull ?

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>>39530603
Who makes these aggressive as fuck wojaks?

>>39531679
Well, at least the questions are going back and forth. Assuming you're her age, you don't need to feel bad about what you do at 18.

I'll say it a third and final time, substance. Whatever she answers with, you need to ask a follow up question about it.

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>>39531727
>>>/biz/
It represents the rage they feel after falling for crypto-currency pyramid schemes

>>39531679
stop talking about boring shit
stop being serious

>>39531679
>I work at superstore
jesus christ you are bad at this

>>39531679
Don't listen to these fucks, that's fine. Just B Urself (unironically though). How old are you? Until about 21 a vast majority of people are working shit like in resteraunts, retail, etc; especially if in uni.

Still don't push off the burden of conversation. You don't need to immediately follow up with a question.

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>>39530603
>tfw this was me only a couple months ago
>delete app and go to bed

You're doing better than me senpai

hey :::/ :: ;) i work at superstore :/
also my balls are sweating
do you want me to remind of unfunny shit like your university ?
do you want me to be more serious ?
Im working btw

>>39531814
I would agree but he needs to go deep enough to find some common ground on something, anything. Then he can talk about himself and how he relates to it.

Asking about favorite bands would have been good.

oh yeah and don't double text her and stop asking serious question, make a silly assumption about her and let her justify herself and qualify

>>39531907
This is the best idea.. such a boring damn conversation so far.. surprised she hasn't fallen asleep yet (assuming this thread isn't dead already)

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Should I bring up the music festivals he mentioned in her bio? I can't really relate to that so might just back myself into a corner for no reason but you guys are saying I come off as boring. Should I wait for her to respond before saying anything?

post more of her profile pics pics and infos

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OP if you're somehow still here you shouldn't worry about it. I accidentally superlike girls all the time and I'm relatively normal. Just chat with them until one of you ghosts the other one out then move on. The whole point of tinder is that you talk to like 100 girls until something clicks. A match isn't a commitment.

>>39531948
say something funny for fuck sake

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>>39531971
>say something funny:)))))))
Like what?

>>39530751
>ayy bb u wan sum fuk? Come to my place 4 netflix n chill brah.

>>39532025
Probably best option at this point.

>>39531948
>>39531971
Seriously.. is there anything in her bio you can poke fun at?

You realize that you can't convince a woman to fuck you through small chats over text? You eventually have to plan something or at the very least make some sexual implications or something that shows or leads to your intentions during a F2F meeting

>>39531948
Yes, ask her what music she likes and shit like that.

>>39532010
Just be a sane, normal person. Whenever i get stuck i ask them something about themselves from their bio.
>>39532025
>>39532041
don't do this.

>>39531948
>Should I bring up the music festivals
say you have better taste in music than she does and jokingly name a really horrible band/singer >Should I wait for her to respond
yes but stop sending unfunny shit and write something that make you laugh when you write it

(she don't care for your year of plans, she knows you since three sentences) frame the fucking conversation and lead

>>39532010
I don't fucking know.. what's on her bio? First thing coming to mind based on current conversation..
I guess we're both uneducated delinquents.

We have so much in common, no?

>>39531948
>>39532070
This

"You heard of this niche underground artist Lorde?"

Guaranteed reaction.

>>39532070
>say you have better taste in music
Yeah, shit like this. Like if she says, "I like [band]," reply with something like, "Oh.. well we'll have to work on that."

You need to either me charming or funny but either way you're going to have to do something to get her attention and not seem like a boring fuck, even if you are. tell her you like the way she looks and maybe that she looks like a nice person but sorta sad and that you're the same and maybe you could cheer her up and then ask to meet up or do something fun together.

>>39532049
>You realize that you can't convince a woman to fuck you through small chats over text?

Wrong, you can plant any idea in her mind using text and a girl can be aroused by text more easily than a guy

How autistic would it be if I just dropped my phone number and gave her the ultimatum of either hitting me up some time or ghosting me?
Should I wait for the conversation to progress a bit first?

>>39532101
Kek. Use this op

>>39531948
I fucking hate you OP

The girl would have ghosted me by now even if I engaged her and you're being the most boring fuck imagineable

Never tried dating sites, someone redpill me. Are literally ALL girls on there insame whores, or are there at least a few likable women?

>>39532153
probably youll think they are.

>>39531697
Why would you want to lie?
>>39531716
I don't see anything wrong with it, why are your Chad senses tingling?

>>39532141
Alpha as fuck, but the real question is are you chad enough to make it work?

>>39532141
pretty fuckin alpha
but are you chad enough to hold a conversation irl?

>>39532111
no that's emo and will take the conversation to "deep" "too personal - too soon" "emotional" bs
avoid the indie movie "therapy" vibe, it basically is a version of "the nice guy" "let's talk about sad emmotional shit" "im a good listener" bullshit
>friendzone

>>39532141
Just ask for hers, either she'll give it to you (interested) or you'll get ghosted there (not interested)

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The ride doesn't stop

>>39532182
...ill think they are which?

>>39532248
She's getting bored OP. Ask her out or it'll be over soon.

>>39532141
shitty idea, never use ultimatum of any kind
always open ended frame like "it's up to you" "your loss" "i don't care" etc

ultimatum = i care
i care after knowing you for 5mn = needy
needy = denied

>>39532118
Yes, but not through small talk like
>oh how was your day
>nothing special, yours?
>not much, how are you?
>not bad, and yourself?
>pretty good, you alright?
>yeah, how about you?
>I'm alright, just eating ramen, what are you doing?
>watching tv and stuff, you?
>eating ramen, you?
>watching tv and stuff, you?
Eventually you have to move forward and make conversation more interesting
>>39532201
Because the truth is less unappealing

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Should I imply I would be interested in going to a festival with her?

>>39532153
I've been using tinder long enough to estimate these numbers.

>30% black girls, usually fat
>20% sorority sluts
>20% dog filter thots
>10% country girls
>10% SJWs
>5% scene chicks
>4% "nerdy" girls
>>1% older classy women
>>0.01% pure waifus

>>39532314
Oh wow, she likes music? That's pretty unique

>>39532248
>you're bio
kek.

>>39532314
Maybe ask the last one she's been to, mention one you were looking into, or ask if there are any good ones coming up to lead into setting something up

Or even just local shows. Can you think of any? If not, perhaps ask

>>39532248
she actually take the lead and offer a topic
>regression
>not being a grown up
>being care free
>having fun

you just imediatly killed the frame she offered (should have been you making the joke) to move back to her profile info music shit

and for fuck sake don't say lol and don't double text

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>>39532382
>don't double text
>don't say lol

>>39532382
True, but it's too late, OP put that chance in the trash. Next shot is trying to set up/mention/ask about a local show

>>39532414
damn you're so sublet OP, kek

>>39532414
nah youre doing fine, dont double text just means dont send two different conversation messages. These feel like they could be one so youre good.

>>39532314
no because it will sound like a vain attempt to relate and no because it belong in her territory and have no mystery for her, it's something she know allready and she don't need you for that

LEAD ffs you should be talking about what YOU want to talk about, not faking interest for her bs
you need to cut down the agreeableness

>>39532414
Goddamn that's lame, dude..
You're implying nobody wants to join you on that kind of thing. If she's into your profile then may she'll respond to your pathetic attempt at hoping she'll say she may be willing to go with you to a show that Has yet to exist
But what do I know>>39532437

>>39532424
If mainly means don't send two texts over an elongated period of time

>>39531379
>don't be weird
welp, it was over before it began

>>39530603
Make her feel horrible for being a slut.
Moralize the shit out of her.

Christ, op might actually pull off a date from this trainwreck of a display.

>>39531379
>nose ring
>starbucks
>nigger vernacular
ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>39532469
He's too deep in now

>>39532469
eh. Good practice for him either way

>>39532452
what is a shit test?
don't be weird mean be fun and not creepy that's all

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What did she mean by this?
Should I just unmatch her since she declined an obvious invitation?

I assume she died of laughter, op?

>>39532538
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU INVITE HER TO?
Again, mention a specific local show or ask her of any knows of. See >>39532448

>>39532538
Possibly implying on drugs, since they're very common at music festivals

>use tinder
>only one match in a year and no response

how many times do you guys swipe right in one sitting cause im not sure if im swiping right enough or if tinder blocked me from being shown

>>39532382
What joke? Bloxx

>>39532538
>"I'd probably go if I had somebody..."
that's weak man, just invite her into festival.

>>39530990
You don't act like you're interested. It's like you're talking to a stranger on a bus and just want to be left alone. Do you want to be left alone by her or do you want to go out with her?

>>39532538
>What did she mean by this?

she's double texting (she feel uncomfortable)
SHE is talking about YOUR need which is the opposite of what should happen because you just expressed a desire of your (display of selfishness) followed by an implication of low social status (if i had somebody) so you come off as needy

>>39531379
people think she's beautiful/cute? She's really average at best, and she's a basic white bitch.
>coffee
>music festivals
XD

>>39531379
>hype beast
>EDM
Not even once.

>>39532538
google some event, like some music in the park and ask if she wants to come. it's perfect timing

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D-did I make it lads?

>>39532620
why is she into you so much? are you a normie pretending to be awkward? are you 6'2''?

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This is OP.

OP lives in Mission, British Columbia, Canada.

OP is Erik, say hello to Erik.

>>39532620
Know how I know there's no God? Fuck.

>>39532620
Yeah looks good, get her number soon (within 5 posts probably) and switch to text.
Have fun on your date anon.

>>39532248
>>39532538
she also imply that you don't have a good vibe
which is true
(in the conversation you're a guy working at superstore who use a dating app and who have nobody to go do something she do on the regular)

>>39531727
Bottom left is my fave desu senpai

>>39532620
>>39532639
you made it lad.

very original oh boy

>>39532589
any joke bouncing on her "we are so childish haha" bit
she tried to lighten up the tone...

>>39532620
>Yeah good vibes are nice
Let me just inject myself with some vaccines so i can be autistic enough to understand you

>>39532620
Alright, what in the shit of a hell fuck is even happening right now?! You've been failing at that conversation since the first message and SHE asks you out. WHAT?!
Anyway... Go get the puss now my man

>>39532670
Yeah but I mean, I can't even think of a joke.

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>>39530603
tinder isn't that hard and i say this as a 5'9 manlet. above all else, remember that it is a numbers game. girls get a lot of matches and messages, yes- but most of them are either 1) overtly sexual from ugly guys or 2) small talk that goes nowhere
with this in mind, building a decent opening line will lead into conversation, which then allows you to meet up
my basic formula is this
>match
>look at bio, photos, (some might even have an anthem) for relevant information
>create a question based off this info
>if there's no information just go with an intentionally shitty pun, it's still better than 'hey'
>send it
>move to getting her number at your earliest convenience
timing on the last step is the most important, no more than 10 messages should pass before getting her number. the number sets you apart from every other joe schmoe in her matches because after this you can set up a meeting with ease. if the girl is a bit hesitant just make up some bullshit about your tinder notifications being spotty.
sometimes they won't respond and that's fine because it's a numbers game- in the long run it's likely you'll get a reply at some point

>>39531379
using this one as an example i'd playfully tease about her taste in music not being as good as mine

>>39532620
go go go. you made it

>>39532620
>good vibes
ABORT. FUCKING ABORT.

>>39532580
I started by swiping right 1/20-30 people but my standards have been sinking faster than the titanic. I'm still at one lifetime match, and it's the person i accidentally super-liked.

>>39532620
She's seriously going out of her way to lead this interaction, despite your submissive attempts at making her accept an offer to hang out that you never made.
>good vibes are nice
I mean cut my balls off and shove them up my ass..
>>39532633
This is the only possibility I see.. like I said before, she must be into your profile
I'm not making any more recommendations as she is clearly attracted to your autism

>>39532620
GET OFF MY BOARD CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39532666
>>39532691
Thanks for couching me through this.
We're making plans right now, I'll put up a new thread in a few days after we meet if you guys are still interested.

>>39532757
Look at this post Erik
>>39532639

>>39532757
Definitely make a new thread later

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>>39532620
>good vibes are nice>>39532639

>>39532757
OP Not yet, give us one last Update.

>>39532757
>Thanks for coaching me through this

You didn't even take any advice, you just traded being a boring sad sack for being a bland sperg

OP screwed up
she is obviously a clubbing bitch
(nose ring, "taste" in music)
OP let her frame the exchange and didn't took the lead
OP didn't offered any "inner world" "personality" or any fun
She decided to maybe let him come along to some loud music crowded event where she will probably show up with at least one other girl for further control and shit test
OP will be overwhelmed
my forecast is facebook friend at best after at least one very annoying/exhausting night spent following her and her friend everywhere in a club/electro event and maybe paying for drinks

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>>39530603
ITT: S P A G H E T T I

>>39532802
Forgot to say congrats tho OP, I'm still proud of you

>>39532790
>>39532757
Yeah, OP, at least one more post before I go to bed. Good for you, you awkward, attractive fuck. I'm genuinely glad you're were able to make it further than any of us thought, assuming that wasn't a fake profile your sister made in agreement to post here to make you feel better
>>39532802
Also this

>>39532813
t. jealous fag

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>>39532831
>>39532790
I'm not going to bother censoring city names since >>39532639 already kindly doxxed me.
Thanks anons.

>>39532873
Not sure how you managed to do it, but good job op

>>39532873
Erik buddy I'm the guy that doxxed you I live super close can we be buds?

I'm super close to Abbotsford

>>39530990
Nm, wbu?? What the fug. Use human words instead of your technospeak

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OP you killed her interest most likely because you seem Desperate.
1.you have nobody to take to a Festival
2.asking her if she wants to go to one without knowing you. First dates should be somewhere where it is implied that she can bail easily if it doesn't Work out
3.couple this with the fact that you have
>looking for a relationship in your Bio
No guy should write that there, only teil her that in a conversation should you zwo talk about that topic.

You can ask me anything, I have very good tinder success. Pic Related is me, die reference

>>39531412
This is 50/50 good ans Bad advice, only follows what you believe might come Natural for you

>>39532903
OP already made it, my dog

>>39532903
>pic related is me

Whew

>>39532903
>I have very good tinder success
So you're a manwhore?

>>39532025
>asking for sum fuk
>not just saying netflix and chill
cmon bro

>>39532903
>OP you killed her interest most likely
I take that back, didn't See your later los. Good luck and don't stress too much, she's very likely to be nervous too if you meet up

>>39532639
Awww he looks so innocent..kinda like a retarded puppy..no offence op

>>39532070
>>39532103
Literal virgins

>>39532151
Bitter virgin

>>39532873
Good job OP, that was.. impressive and entertaining to say the least.

>>39532873
Just b urself actually works
r9k on suicide watch

>>39532954
I don't like making jokes like that to girls (because they're lame) but it's the only thing that ever worked for me. Maybe because I only talk to women who have personality disorders

If I could be as autistic as OP and succeed, believe me, I would have a long time ago

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Why even match with her? She looks digusting.
And how the fuck did that turn out to be a success.

>>39532954
>Literal virgins
that's like.. your opinion.jpg

>>39532919
In all fairness, he only got her number. This worked out far better than I'd ever expect based on text alone, but I'm looking forward to an update

>>39532927
Quite the contrary. It may be because I'm from Germany but I'm only meeting Quality women off tinder. I've met up with a few already nur none were hookups. Though I have a date on saturday with Potential gf material

>>39533037
My opinion is also fact

>>39533025
>gake&fay
>or OP is attractive enough for her to look past most boring conversation o have ever read

>>39533054
That's funny, my opinion is fact too, anon

>>39532414
Don't be a pusy, invite her fucking ass without all this feminine hint-like type of conversation.

>>39532903
How's your vagina?

>>39533054
ok you got me, im a virgin

>>39533087
So you're also of the opinion that you're a virgin? Noice.

>>39533121
You'll find someone to play with your little willy one day, anon

>>39533136
I might as well be, because I've only had sex on three separate occasions over the last decade (granted, two were during the last two months), so perhaps I shouldn't be giving OP advice

>>39533103
Tighter than a china girl's

>>39533048
>gf material
>through sex app
somehow i doubt about that.

>>39532995
Yep and omg women aren't otherwordly creatures that are all evil and want to destroy your soul.
This one actually went OUT OF HER WAY to be nice to OP and even led the convresation, basically holding his hand through the interaction.

I love women.

>>39533043
i agree with you, this is the easy part(the easy part being so difficult just shows how fucked up dating is when you're male), the rough times are yet to come

>>39530972
Only in 'Murica people feel that having a car & driving license is a base need of humanity.

>>39533288
I'm not American, fuckstick

>>39531370
This man. You need to follow up your answers, even if you need to colour up a bit (you lie on the Internet all the time, it's no different):
>How was your day?
>It was good, but I'm tired now and wanted to relax watching/listening X movie/album have you seen/heard it?
She says yes/no ask what did she see recently, follow convo on normie TV
>>39531379
She mentions music, instead of above ask about music she listens or what festivals she goes. Say you was once on a festival and want to go again, ask what good ones are nearby soon.

The most normie convo starter

Don't follow her on Instagram

>>39532873
>want me to give you my number and MAYBE we could make some plans
>yeah sure (:
Something's definitely fishy here.

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These threads are always funny because it's literally virgins with no experience with women giving advice to another virgin, who takes it seriously. I'm a virgin too, but it's still funny

>>39532101
Damn thats good shit,

>>39530603
Get some Arby's sauce and go to town, dumbass.

This shit belongs on fucking /soc/ or /adv/

>>39533868
You gotta admit though, the advice isn't really worse than what normies tell you or what you find in books and YouTube videos. And it's not like the robots who make this threads have all the options and deliberately pick the worst place to ask for help, we're all they've got. /adv/ isn't better, ten times slower and gets toxic very fast if you don't do exactly as they say, regardless of whether their wild assumptions actually apply to you.

>>39534063
True, my only experience with /adv/ was making a thread and getting one post which was:
>Fuck you

>>39530680
When will the summerfags leave

I signed up on tinder a few days ago. 90% of the women on there are incredibly attractive slim with photos of them in all different countries on holidays. I just swipe them to the left because there's no point with these type of people.

I saw one chick who had a really cute profile but I fucked up and pressed X and it went away and I haven't seen her since.

I just don't understand this tinder shit. I haven't got any likes or whatever yet. Am i just supposed to mass spam like?

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>>39531379
Congratulations, you fucked up. Just a matter of time some autistic fuck will send this thread to her.

>>39534212
Swipe everyone, you're not gonna get anywhere if you only swipe 10/10 qt3.14 waifus, take the thots and landwhales as free practice.

>>39534279
No no, I don't bother with the supermodels in their bikini pics because I know that it's a waste of time that will net nowhere. The problem is that they are all drenched in makeup trying to look like a kardashian with their "I love traveling and wine and dogs xd I'm also a vegitarian feminist" that there is literally no one genuine to even swipe right on

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>>39532757
>Robot ascended to normiehood just by being yourself

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>>39532469
This. OP you fucking retard. Why did you not stop at ANY of these blaring red flags

>>39532602
does all this shit just occur naturally to normies? how is a sperg supposed to compete trying to laboriously calculate this all in their head every time they want to achieve basic communication

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>>39532639
C O O L V I B R A T I O N S

You really look like blonde Shingo, I want a kid from OP

An 18 yr old is talking w girls and im jacking my penis to men with boobjobs and makeup.
Herm...

>>39532873
Congrats, high five op, all the best and hope you smash

fuck, 18 years old and already a chance

good luck

>>39532873
Huh maybe I should try my hand out in this tinder thing. Maybe I'll get lucky too.

Looking through tinder makes me even more depressed.

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>>39533025
>not reading the short ass fucking green text

asks why even match with her

>>39531948
>what'd u do ?
>what do you do ?
>wbu
Classic example of roastie syndrome. She has no major or interesting hobbies so she fails to provide in-depth conversations about herself and what her desires/goals are. You should just pump and dump OP.

>>39532010
Something original, originally.

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reeeeeee why are girls actually nice instead of evil like r9k always says they aaaareeeee

>>39536180
>judges them based on words and not actions
t. brainlet

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>>39530990
OP already fucked up! RIP!

>>39531948
You sound so uninterested dude. Never mention your work if it's high school cuck shit!

>>39531086
>tell girl you don't want to drive drunk

>>39530603
just dont talk to her? honestly how retarded can one person be?

>>39532639
How did you find this out btw?

>>39536563

>>39532620
how do you feel now?
oregano

But i thought you had to be a 10/10 chad to pull girls on tinder

>>39530603
You should probably mimic that wojac

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>r9k dishes out all kinds of advice for OP
>over analyze every single text, both sent and received
>OP still gonna get his dick wet despite
Lmao the city of AreNineGay right now.

>>39531475
no, it means she wears Wigger clothes

>>39537198
>say something funny!!!!
>like what?
>idk just b urself :)
The state of /r9k/

>>39532873
gz lad, it'll be the start of many impregnations

OP did it. OP actually fucking did it. Just barely too. He got roasted to high hell and even doxxed and he still scored some pussy. Like what the fuck, he even looks as boring and autistic as he sounds.

>>39532639
The man behind the autism. Now the spergy texts have a face to go along with them. How tf did you dox him tho?

What's wrong with the girl to make her settle for this beta?

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>>39530990
>:/
you fucking idiot, why would you ever use that face anywhere

>>39537643
she's probably as desperate as he is, in a different way

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WHY CANT I FIND A NICE TINDER THOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39531727
His name is Bizjack. He comes from /biz/ pls leave him there.

>>39532151
Hi Elliot
not even oreganoh

>>39532903
Git b& faggot selfie poster.

>>39533868
The reason these sometimes work out is basically that the older virgins give younger virgins advice. All the older guys know where they've gone wrong, and can guide you away from the path of eminent demise.

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>>39532639

Literally the only explanation for this is that OP controls both accounts and this thread is an elaborate ruse.

If anybody has an alternate hypothesis please say it. You know it's true.

>>39530990
jesus christ. Couldnt you be more autist?

>>39530603
tell her the truth my duded

>>39530990
She sounds like a really interesting person.

>>39531412
>never use smiley face or emoji
Actually normalfags (especially women, who are the biggest normalfags) love when you spam unicode crap at them

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>some 18 year old kid pretending to be a robot just goes on tinder and quickly finds random qt who quickly suggests going on a date

fuck this shit i hate my life. and fuck these annoying teenagers that think they are robots who are nothing but late-bloomer normies.

>>39531344
Coffee cos you can turn it into a date

>>39532101
Maybe this, possible brah

>>39531264
Chad here, tell her this

>I almost wanted to make a joke about how your name is a palindrome, but you're probably tired of hearing it by now.

>>39532620
I don't know how you pulled that off

I'm the guy that posted the black pill tinder thread yesterday.

I'm using a Chad for my account and have only got 4 matches. One of those was a hot tranny (I couldn't even tell when I swiped). But none of these girls have thrown theirselves at my Chad.

Now this guy meets someone on Tinder.

I'm starting to think /r9k/ is full of shit and just doesn't want anyone to try.

>>39539295
Your profile must not be very chad, ive been tindering on my chad for a week with well over 1000 matches and girls throwing nudes at me

>>39539354
I found his pics on Instagram. He's one of the top 20 hottest instagram guys.

>>39539370
>He's one of the top 20 hottest instagram guys.

Gee... I wonder why you're not getting responses....

Dumbass.

>>39539416
they're not gonna know who he is

>>39539354

post screencaps of conversations/nudes pls..?

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>>39532332
I had a good kekerino anon

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What a strange thread desu

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>>39532893
How the fuck did you dox him nigga

>>39538514
That's the most realistic explanation, yes.. I would've gotten laid far more when I was younger if talking like that actually worked. Of course (assuming this is real), Opie has a lot of work to do, only the easiest part is behind him.

>>39539895
he's probably the "third guy" who doxxed himself too

>>39539510
>if she called him by his name
>he said his city
>spoof to his location on your own account
>switch to looking for male
>swipe till you find him

>>39530603
>>39530936
>>39530990
>>39531264
>>39531679
>>39531948
>>39532314
>>39532414
>>39532538
>>39532620
>>39532873
>>39532757

>OP matches with a qt
>OP texts like a complete autist, yet manages to get qt to lead the convo and eventually get her number

What the fuck happened lads. I mean OP is not 1/10 but isn't Chad either. I am confused.
Anyways i'm happy for you OP, hope you make it through the date (if there's gonna be one). /ourguy/