HIRO APPROVED STATE OF /r9k/ THREAD

>>39529123
non robots need to leave

>>39529128
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD FLESHLINGS

>>39529123
Ban:
Normies
Women
Gay threads
Trap threads
Race baiting
Politics

>>39529123
Make faggots bannable and the board will improve tenfold within a week, faggots cant go a day without talking about themselves, so they will eventually fuck off back to their designated board

at least wait a few weeks to bring up a meta thread again. if you do it everyday you will lose footing instead of waiting so that everyone can explain their grievances at the same time

Just get /bant/'s rules. Red board but pornography threads aren't allowed

>>39529463
>>39529497
These. Everything else can come later, these are absolutely essential though.

>>39529463
>normies
who gets to say who is and isnt one? and the fact that you use normie instead of normalfag makes me think you are one that came from reddit

>>39529581
Absolute minimum qualifications for a robot:
>Male
>KHV
>Never been in a relationship
If you fail to meet any of these criteria and talk about it you're banned

>>39529616
put your trip on unknown

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>>39529677
he wouldn't use the word normie anyway

Ban all "ideal partner" type threads with any contact info.

>>39529783
we all pay for sex, be it with money or time.

>>39529463
This is a very comprehensive list.

>>39529497
It's mainly trapfags if you pay attention to it. Normal gays find their shit cringy which is why they spam it here instead of /lgbt/

Ban everything and everyone
Reset everyone's minds
Only let new people on
Burn it to the ground and restart anew

>>39529128
>>39529463
>>39529616
>>39530424
I'm a normie who lost his virginity at 16 and have a girlfriend who I fuck pretty much daily. I'll never leave and there isn't shit you can do about it.

>>39529463
>Gay threads
>Trap threads
>Race baiting
>Politics
agreed
>Normies
term is too ill defined
>Women
this isn't Wizardchan, if you're such a sperg you can't stand a few women hanging around, fuck off there

>>39529463
Honestly just banning women already gets rid of half the cancer on this board.

>>39529783
so why did he take out whites? white people cannot be robots

>>39530998
I agree with this, not sure what else to ban but if we ban gay, trap, racebait, and politics, it should clean up the board quite a bit with those alone

>>39531289
Definitely ban "what do you do?" and "hey anon, ..." shit

Why do robots want a shitty echochamber of a board? You want to clear it out of any variety so that way you can all just wallow in misery together, shitflinging all day long? All you'd end up doing is putting each other down to raise your relative standing until you just King of Has-Beens.

>>39530895
>I'll never leave and there isn't shit you can do about it.
What do you think the purpose of this thread is retard

>>39531472
back in 2011 when the "bitter virgins" brought back the board it was mostly made up of them. and if you were here around 2011 until the fappening you would know that the board was at its peak

>>39531472
There's plenty of variety with just robots. In fact, the most intriguing and lively discussions on this board are those without normies or women shitting it up with their moralfaggotry every 5 seconds

>>39530998
>term is too ill defined
No it isn't
See >>39529616
I think being a robot is more than just that list but it's a clear list that mods can use

>>39532036
It'd be moronic to limit the people that can use what is basically a containment board.

>>39532036
again, this board is not Wizardchan. honestly, part of what makes this place so cancerous is the whole crab pot mentality you "robots" have

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>>39530998
Samson you traitorous piece of shit, it makes sense you were never one of us to begin with.
women have got to go faggot.

>>39529783
i agree with everything except excluding paid sex

>>39532522
Paying to lose your virginity doesn't really count. Sorry dude.

>>39529123
I agree with the poster in the last thread who said "what would you do in this situation" threads need to be banned, even more than trap or race bait shit. These threads are fucking incessant and of the lowest possible quality, absolutely Reddit-tier.

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>>39529123
Can you not do this stupid reddit image crop shit?
Its cringey

>>39529123
delete the board, there's two other random no topic boards with /b/ and /bant/. So either get rid of it or give it back its purpose of being an original green text story board thats actually enforced instead of the same boring threads and replies day in day out.

>>39529123
Last time I said that I needed to be banned from /r9k/. I've come back to amend my request. I'd like to be banned from all of 4chan, please.

>>39529123
there is no women on r9k its just virgins larrping

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bans for trans

>>39534131
>there is no women on r9k
Whatevey you say my guy

>>39534198
you think women waste there time on this shit site they are on jewbook instagram etc.

>>39529463
Just get rid of women, all the rest will drop off quick smart after that.