Why hasn't /r9k/ taken the rainbowpill?
>You're not a normie but receive social protection anyway
>Sex with all the cute guys you want
>Never deal with vapid whores
>AMAZING blowjobs
>Can talk about everything from football to comic books to politics
>24/7 horny, no need for a "mood"
>Nobody judges you for being weak or submissive
>Loads of guys will show you the ropes
Vagina feels pretty good tho my dude
I want to impregnate a vagina
I have too much pride to sink that low
>>39528144
Vaginas are gross, and there's not even a wet prehensile tongue
>>39528156
Why?
>>39528186
You're on /r9k/
Homosexuality is an upgrade
>>39528269
They feel fucking awesome, you should try one sometime dude
Because I'm not a faggot. As soon as I think I've filtered this shit out some gay fucker just slips through the fucking cracks.
>>39528486
Is that how you make yourself feel better?
>I-I may be a virgin, but at least I'm a STRAIGHT virgin!
If you woke up tomorrow to a sloppy blowjob you wouldn't really care who's giving it
How do I find a gay guy that isn't a complete faggot?
>>39528579
I found one accidentally, they were invited back to a female friend of mines house after a night out for an after party and I ended up doing MDMA and getting my dick sucked by some twink who was qt3.14 but I didn't even know he was gay until he kissed me
I don't know how I feel about this
>>39528136
"Gay" guy here. Don't fall for this meme. I'm sorry that (((other))) (((gays))) are trying to convert you robots, I really am.
Having random gay hook ups is an shallow, empty experience and it won't fix your women troubles. Just diet, exercise, get out in the sun and try to break bad habits that stop you from being at least semi normie chads.
now if you can actually find a gay person who is oyal to you and wants monogamy then go for it but if you can't find anything like that don't even bother you're better off with women than you are other men.
Real talk. ALSO GIVE UP PORN!!!
it was a time when I would jerk off to nothing but straight porn but then I found 4chan and moved on to futas, then traps then trannies then twinks and then bears.
IF YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OFF OF ANY CHAN SITE AND STOP JERKING OFF!!!