Fembots, do you have piss bottles?

I have a 5 gallon water jug I pee in. It's almost full actually, I need to get another one.

>>39526271
Women are literally incapable of peeing in bottles

>>39526391
First of all, disgusting.

Do you live with your parents still?

No, but I peed in a bathtub for a couple weeks when the toilet was broken and I was too scared to use the basement bathroom at night.

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No, because I'm turboautistic when it comes to my flat's cleanliness and start reeeing at the sight of clutter.
I wish I was joking.

Nope but I'm a cyborg. I never know when someone will be in my room. Not that I'd want to have piss bottles...

>>39526271
No, I just hold it until I get a UTI. Sometimes I accidentally piss my pants.

I just really hate getting up in the middle of a game.

>>39526271

>tfw no NEET robot gf to hold the bottle for while she pisses, to collect and throw away her bottles for, and to clean her up down there with a tissue when she's done

>>39526455
I do, I'm a NEET.

>>39526619
Your mother approves of you pissing in a jug? She doesn't get suspicious?

>>39526667
She gave up on me a long time ago.

>>39526271
I have piss cups that I dump in the toilet when my family is asleep and re-use.

>>39526697
Does she just stay out of your room now or what? Are you a single child?

>>39526708
When I lived with my mom, I did this into soup bowls. I would pour the piss into her potted plant she kept in my room, until I realized I was not only killing the plant, but it was overflowing out of the pot through the bottom.

>>39526411
not true there's stand to pee things
trannies use the expensive ones to use male urinals but women can get cheap ones that direct it
or just use your hands it's possible to learn how to pull your flaps apart and angle so you pee where you want to pee

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I have a peepee bucket that I pour out my window when it's full to the poor passerbys downstairs. I live in an apartment building on the 8th floor.

>>39526697
Pls be my girlfriend, I will keep you until I die from depression

>>39526802
wtf, are from india?

>>39526271
FEMBOTS. DON'T. FUCKING. ORIGINALLY. EXIST.

>>39527029
But I do exist anon, I'm right here.

>>39527198
>But I do exist anon, I'm right here.
Be my girlfriend please. I'll do anything.

When I lived with my dad who scared the shit out of me I'd piss in garbage bags and then tie them up like little water balloons.

>>39527218
>I'll do anything
like?

>>39527277
>like?
?
Nothing specific. Anything.

>>39527198
I doubt it. Unless you are horribly deformed you could get a bf just by standing in the middle of the street. This >>39527218 faggot is the proof, you got an e-bf in less than 10 minutes. Don't think that real life is any different.

>>39527198
post feminine hand for verification purposes!!

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>>39526497
>a chick that likes keeping shit neat and tidy
you must look like shrek's cousin for a ring to not have been placed on your finger by now

>>39526411
>hole the size of a needle
>gatorade bottle is wider than most dicks
>kiss wide ass bottle lip to crotch firm to make airtight seal
>pee
>???
>profit
There's literally zero chance you'll miss.

No, for now I just run to the bathroom and try not to alert my family of my presence.
Sometimes I pee into towels. I would have a piss jug, but having no penis makes it spray all over the place.

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>>39527218
it's this cuckery that ensures you will never get a gf
Men are supposed to be the strong protectors, this is what female instincts are hardwired to find attractive
being a love sick puppy will only kneecap you in your mission and result in you staying alone until you die

The second you run this through your thick fucking skull is the second your life starts turning around for the better

>>39527818
Bruh I have 4 girlfriends this is just a way to get fembots to give contact info. Chill

Fembot or not i yearn for the day one of you has a shitjug

>tfw no fembot gf who gives me her full piss bottles to drink

>>39527892
There was one fembot that claimed to have a bucket or something that she'd dump out in the sink at night. I think she also had a crush on her dad. I don't really remember too well though.

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>fembots
not even once

I have piss bottles, a poop bag and a menstrual pad container. My room is rancid.

>>39528014
>not using a blood towel

please atleast put in minimal effort to take care of yourselve's, please you don't even like it yourself.

>>39527807
>Sometimes I pee into towels
I don't care if you're a larping neckbear
>muuh

>>39528043
>blood towel
glad I'm not the only one

>>39528096
Same. My flow is heavy and I usually end up ruining panties anyways. L

>>39528014
just get a liter box

>>39528116
ew. get a menstrual cup, ya nasty

>>39528171
I'll think about it oregano

All of you normies who don't store your blood, bake it into cookies, and give it to chad to make him like you disgust me.

Fascinating thread. Gross, but fascinating.

>>39528116
I'm just lazy desu

>>39528171
I don't know where to get one and it sounds like more work instead of just sitting on a towel and washing it at the end

>>39528116
Just use my mouth baby

>>39527799
I am only 6.8 inches and even my dick is too big to fit in a Gatorade bottle.

>>39528250
It's gotta taste gross as hell, even by degenerate blood-drinking standards. It's not just blood, it's clots of uterine lining. It's gotta taste rank as hell.

>>39528329
It's not that bad. It tastes just like normal blood.

>>39528329
No, period blood tastes just like regular blood.
Tastes better because of the clots.

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>still having your periods
I'm so depressed and underweight, I stopped having my period months ago. If you're not bordering on suicide, you're not a fembot.

>>39528462
>>39528329
Oh, that's interesting.
I'm not into eating blood, but I would let a gross, cannibalistic anon drink my pussy blood.

>>39528489
Are you bulimic or anorexic?

>>39528506
I used to eat my gf out on her period every month. Now she is a born again Christian and (thankfully) not into it anymore

>>39528171
that sounds so gross. can't you get poisoning from that too? like what if you're taking it out and it spills, and you have to use the same ones over and over. ew you have to touch your blood too while washing it. those menstrual cups are disgusting asf! anyone who uses it is stupid and falls for trends easily.

>>39528304
Gatorade Water bottle* the kind you see football players use etc.

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I've always wondered how exactly girls get their period. Do you just randomly bleed a bit throughout the day or what?

>>39528639
Yeah, pretty much.
Just a bit at a time, but not a constant drip.

>>39528639
run up behind a girl and suddenly squeeze her abdomen
if she's on her period you'll see a jet of blood come out of her puss and she'll thank you

>>39528573
I can't fit mine into any Gatorade bottle. Even those gallon ones they sell at Walmart

>>39528304
thats why she said MOST dicks fucking humblebragging faggot

>>39528538
>can't you get poisoning from that too?
only if you leave it in for more than a couple hours i think

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>>39528726
Almost entirely impossible you'd be above the 99th percentile.

>>39528752
My dick isn't even big? If most dicks where you're from are thin enough to fit in a Gatorade bottle then you must be a gook or chink or poo in loo

>>39528883
I thought anon was referring to Gatorade bottles you get at gas stations. I don't watch sports. I didn't know football chads had their own special Gatorade bottles

Why are there so many larping faggots here? There are no fembots here and I don't think anyone would keep a fucking a piss bottle. I want fucking proof faggots.

>>39528994
I would post a time-stamped blood towel but it'd just look like a normal towel because it's red.

>>39529026
Mine is washed and just looks kinda brownish tan now.

>>39528506
Post contact baby I will drink all your bodily fluids

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>>39528707
like a bottle of ketchup

>>39528994
>he doesn't keep piss bottles
You don't belong here, Norman.

>>39528994
every fembots is a trapbot, we just don't sat it because we assume everybody already knows

>>39529270
>he doesn't know about the fembot discord

>>39529289
which one?
there are a lot of fembot discords but they all tend to break up into drama

>>39529336
Only one i know thats endured and is trap free and therefore the only one that matters.

>>39526271
> Pissbottles
step it up, I have shit bottles
None of the boyz can fuck with this bitch.

Women with pee bottles are sitting on piles of money. What I wouldn't give for a bottle of fempee

>>39529289
>fembot discord
Link?

>>39527799
>airtight seal
Confirmed for never having pissed in a bottle before, you need to leave space for the air to come out as you piss into bottles, otherwise the pressure will push you off for a moment and youll get piss over your hand

>>39528639
>tfw no fembot to teach me how girls get their period

>>39530426
You obviously didnt pay attention in highschool sex ed, dumbass.

>>39526391
>I need to get another one.
Why wouldn't you just empty that one into the toilet and reuse it?

>>39526616
>not wanting to drink her pee and lick her clean
Romance is dead.

>>39530663
But I dropped out of high school.
pls no bully

>>39526271
No, I just keep a pack of depends

I tried to piss in a can once, was holding alot of pee. Hate going to the bathroom
Overfilled can.

Never tried to pee in something except a toilet since.

>>39530736
Sorry to hear that, I shall refrain from bulli

>>39526411
Not true. It's difficult and it can be messy but it's not impossible

>>39526611
I did that as a kid. Ended up in hospital because of it.

i never peed in a bottle but i peed in my bf's shoe once when i was drunk and horny.

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>>39526271
>Fembot

theres that word again.....................

>noritngla pparently

>>39528489
Haven't had a real period in years, had to take meds to have one recently. It was like being a kid and having my first period .

>>39530736
>sex ed in high school.
the ed should start way earlier, the girls are having their first periods when they are 12-14.

>>39528639
For me the blood only really comes out when I pee. Or if I cough hard or push it out. Other than that its just drips throughout the day.

>>39526271
No, I just piss into towels or blankets. Sometimes I pee into my shirts.

>>39526271
>Fembots
theres that word again

>>39531825
We started learning about boys sex ed in fifth grade and girls sex ed in eighth, I think, but no one really paid attention.

>>39531859
Maybe you should let me squeeze your abdomen.

>>39532007
also wanted to add I started doing this when I kept getting utis all the time. Would just out under me and pee.

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I piss into a tray (like a flat gardening planting tray with raised sides) and shit into a similar sized tray but the top is covered with card. also i clean my menstrual blood with a UN flag like pic related. Actually I do this because I believe in a flat earth and the UN has a flat earth on so I am trying to show how much blood has been spilled for defending the round earth myth.

>>39527986
source please, i already searched through all the conventional avenues and this is very cute

why not just get up and go to the bathroom i dont understand

>>39526271
I only use mine when I'm playing online games, than I clean them out.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WOMAN OUT
WOMAN OUT

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Eeeyup.

>used to live in tiny apartment
>liked to dance around to music
>usually meant I had to move furniture around
>going pee while listening to music would mean moving the furniture back, getting dressed, and going down the hall.
>just peed in a glass, old food containers, etc.
>sometimes it would clean food off my dishes
>sometimes my don would do room check
>always tempted to toss piss cups out window to busy street below
>felt too guilty, never would even if wind would largely disperse piss to minuscule amounts by the time it hit the ground
>stashed in closet
>one time it spilt over
>when my roommates bullied me I'd put it in their food, milk, etc.
>one time my bitchiest roommate nearly got kicked out of an exam because my curdled milk pee gave her the shits
>also dumped my menstrual cup in their spaghetti a few times

I'm actually a passing as a normie, despite everything.

>>39526271
No, I don't. I may not leave the house but I have a good personal hygiene.

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>>39526271
Yes, but not often.
I only pee in bottles if :
1. I have a coke bottle around
2. My mothers boyfriend is here

I find it embarrassing to pee when he is here since it makes a noise when it hits the water, so i pee in bottles instead and throw them out once no one is home.

>>39532571
Type in Sex Jokes the Anime into google.

I'm not joking

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>>39533653
Wow that's horrible! I'd hate to be ur roommate. I hang around with other chicks to feel safe, and ur ruining that idea for me

I don't know if I could piss in a bottle.

>>39528116
I have a blood towel too. how common is this actually jesus

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>>39534271
That's fucked. I just stuff toilet paper in my pants if I'm lazing around the house on my period. I hate washing shit, so having a blood towel would just be super annoying

>>39534330
i sometimes do toliet paper too. I usually have to sleep naked in order to sleep so I either use a towel or I bleed on my pillow. I end up washing it later usually.

>>39533653
>I'm actually passing as a normie
Creatures with vaginas tend to auto-normie if they don't weigh above 200 pounds or look like that Scottish opera singer. That's like 89% of all females.

No but at times in my life when I didn't want to bump into people I have pissed into a jug and tipped it out the window. No need to have piss lying around seriously . When i was in student accommodation I'd use the sink instead

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Nope. Diapers are the superior option