>mom found the fapahadron collider

>>39526233
>mom found the child pornography USB drive

>>39526233
Dad found the panspermia

>mom found the thermos of bull semen

>>39526233
>second uncle twice removed found the regional regulator

>>39526260

literally laughed out loud for some reason

>parent cell found the extra flagella

>>39526343
it really happened

>>39526389
It's probably happened a lot of times, really.

>>39526389
How did it happen? What was the reaction? What did you do in response?

>girlfriend found the BBC dildo...

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>ancient ancestors prophesied the pubic hair dreamcatcher

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>mom found the spooge spiders

>mum found the pocket dimension of astral jizz jugs

>>39526233
Second cousin twice-removed found the continuum transfunctioner

>>39526233
>landlord is excavating my wanking cave
guys what do I do, what do I do I'm barricaded in the hole of depravity and he's already past the quick fap corridor, I don't have a back exit because I thought it would be too homoerotic and I think he has the police with him... please give me advice, my sissy traps didn't deploy properly and my camera glasses show they got past the jizz vapor with gas masks on

>little sister found the pikachu bondage mask

fugg...

>dad found the trap door to the loli dungeon
guys, I think I might be in trouble. This is going to cost me a lot of good boy points.

you guys reckon quadroon corner is a good take on the meme? or cum quadroon? I think maybe cum-X is a bit passe

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>>39526233
>Clone caught the cock crusher
;_;

>redditors found the club

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>The Grand Priest discovered the Senzu bean

>mom found the dyson sphere
how am I supposed to power an intergalactic empire now?

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>>39526233
>dad came home

>mom found the cum fungus colony