>qt girl sitting in the table across from me at the library

do you have a booger hanging out of your nose?

>>39524637
n-no anon. I think I actually look pretty decent right now

>>39524701
pics or none of this happened

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also what kind of qt we talking about, hopefully not a plain ass. lets hope she thinks your cute for an obvi robot

>>39524722
It's the girl in the hat

Every once in a while she looks up and stares at me for a few seconds then goes back to her work

>>39524784
using school network to browse 4chan

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>>39524601
>shy weeb girl from highschool sits next to me in a lecture at college
>there are plenty of empty seats and she sits right next to me
>50 minutes go by and neither of us say a word
>drop the class cause I just want to get my first semester of college without killing myself
I fucked up anons. God gave me a single chance and I blew it. I've never spoken to another girl and I have only 1 more year of uni

>>39524784
no file detected.
also then she sees you as worrying or distracting. move somewhere just barely in her sight range and see if she still looks at you. maybe you smell?

>>39524784
y u delete it anon?

>>39524784
Repost because first pic had my reflection

>>39524818
she will find you if she is the one. girls like that will stalk you. did you keep a record of her name dingus?

>>39524601
Don't be a pussy. Asks her if she has a pen or some paper and escalate from there.

Is she still glancing at you?

>>39524866
I know her first name. I haven't seen her at uni in at least a year tho.

>>39524864
first, nice dick on the bottom, thats why shes staring at you. put it away. goddd.
and she doesn't looks hideous

>>39524818
Haha that's some fucking crippling anxiety. Know how that feels, but still pretty funny.

post again there's no picture

>>39524886
find her on facebook using first name and location, and add her, say "hey! :)" when you message her. works all the time

>>39524601
you sure its not you that keeps looking at her?

>>39524818
wow she probably thought you dropping it was her fault and you didn't like her

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God fucking damnit

Here's the good pic

get a haircut homo

>>39524963
you should seriously find a way to talk to her, if she looks at you again, smile back

>>39524864
>>39524784
>>39524701
she looks boring now that i see she wears hats
maybe she is having a bad hair day?
if i were you id drop a note "i dont know you, but youre beautiful, hope youre having a nice day, see you around!" and then you will win one way or another

>>39524963
You see that search bar in the bottom left of your desktop? Right click on it and select "search" -> "hidden".

Thanms

>annoying guy on bus is annoying me and being super annoying to everyone on the bus
>he gets off
>qt grill that was in front of us looks at me, smiles, and starts talking to me
>I just smile at her and ignore her

Did she want to fuck? How do I know what she wants? I thought she just wanted me to ignore her and not bother her?

Also:
>in a class
>have to walk 5 minutes across campus to get there
>other students drive there
>qt from class offers me a ride every day from class to the bus stop

Did she want to swallow my cum? How do I know these things?

Take a picture when she's looking at you make sure the flash is on too

>>39524999
No! That's cringey af. Just ask her for a pen and paper, OP. That will get a convo going.

>>39524963
>that hat

She's autistic. Walk over to her and tell her to take off her hat. Hats are not allowed to be worn inside.

lets see how autistic we can get

>>39524868
but it's obvious I'm only using my computer to work

>>39524943
she started it

>>39524970
r-rude

>>39524999
sounds pretty cringey, does that actually work?

>>39525015
To avoid confusion just make frens with the roastie and drop her guard then if she drops a subtle hint, lay it on her and see her reaction.
Prerequisites
>own apartment
>money
>at least a 5/10

gl on your adventures anon

>>39525043
do this then ask for her number

>>39524962
Yeah I should just forget her.im an asshole

>>39525090
Don't do this. Ask to study with her

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>>39524963
Holy shit anon, I know where that is

See you in about 10 min

Come on anon, do something and post the results. You've got a motherfucking audience. Don't let us down and don't be a motherfucking pussy. You've already pussied out one too many times, make a fucking MOVE!

>>39525081
>but it's obvious I'm only using my computer to work
See, you're thinking like an autist. She isn't going to notice. Just say you're working on a computer but that you need some scratch paper to do some quick math. Just fucking ask.

>>39524999
>if i were you id drop a note "i dont know you, but youre beautiful, hope youre having a nice day, see you around!" and then you will win one way or another

This OP. This idea is flawless in every sense of the word. Deliver her this note and inform us of what happens next.

>>39524999
Do this shit nigga. Slay that pussy bro

>>39525081
>>39524999
i am a lezbot, and yes like 9/10 times unless shes a cold heartless cunt

>>39525116
n-nice joke

>>39525119
I'm still trying to think what to do

>>39525114
What if we don't h

>>39525163
If I actually just casually dropped a note while leaving would that be okay?

>>39524601
She probably wanrs her dick sucked. You should go ask.

>>39525081
>sounds pretty cringey, does that actually work?
No it absolutely does not work, in fact that's likely to make her think you're a beta who can't even look women in the eye.

ASK HER OUT
DO IT NOW

>she isn't looking at me anymore

>>39525213
that's what I'm thinking

just wave to her or something, maybe she knows you.

>>39525198
casually while leaving.
yes. smile with your eyes too

>>39525213
fuck you, you dont understand women

>>39525198
If you have to give a note, say something like 'I noticed you were looking at me, want to get to know each other better?' Then tell her to meet you in the hall.

Think I might ask for a pen and gauge how she reacts to that

>>39525241
I just moved here so I doubt that

>>39525270
hall meeting might creep her out
too forward
just say hi
smile

>>39525198
please don't give her a fucking note, I know this thread is 100% fiction but if she's giving you signals just go talk to her man

>>39525284
Shit, really? What the fuck do these women want?

>>39525272
Yeah, just say something like "sorry, my pen ran out of ink, do you have an extra I could use for a little while?"

If you're very lucky then maybe she's working on something for a class you know something about.

>>39525284
Probably a bad idea because there isn't a hall and the library leads directly outside, asking to meet her outside at night is kinda creepy,

>>39525291
I'm thinking I'll only use the note as a last resort

>>39525359
Scratch that, then. Maybe go up and ask her if she needs something? Make sure you let her know you noticed her looking at you. That should force her to spill the beans--and if she nervously tries to dodge it instead of quickly saying no, then you know she likes you. Good luck.
Act quickly, we don't know how long she's going to be there.

>>39524818
Lol id also sweat in that situation

Well I went ahead and asked her for a pen, she responded with just "yeah" and then reached into her bag and gave me one, I said thanks and then she said "uh-huh" and now I'm back over here, I write down some gibberish occasionally

What now

>this long without a post from op
He's fucking doing it!

>>39525498
Well that's disappointing. Just hand it back in a couple minutes. I don't think anything's happening tonight anon.

Gets fucking annoying. I'm relatively attractive and get girls staring at me somewhat frequently, but I attend a shitty ass college where 99.99999% of students don't have an IQ about 115. I have no interest in these girls.

>>39525498
lmfao poor guy. Now it's over. There is no "what now".

>>39525498
Did she seem nervous? Try to read into it--if a qt approached me, I'd do everything to keep my cool. She likes you if she is nervous.

literally just say hi to her and smile, don't disappoint us

>>39525498
Thread's over folks
Sorry op I guess today just wasn't your day

>>39525529
As long as they're virgins and not clinically retarded, I don't see why you're upset.

>>39525575
>As long as they're virgins
Probably are not, and anyone with an IQ below 120 is clinically retarded compared to me. CURSED! I'M CURSED! SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL ASGDRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'm a 24 year old virgin. I don't have time to be spending at this shitty college, I'm going to transfer out ASAP!

Best you can do now is give it back and when you do, do a double take make sure she notices and say "wow you have really nice eyes" and smile.

React accordingly

>>39525529
why the fuck would it matter if a girl had above average IQ or not?

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>>39525538
No, her tone when she said yeah was was kinda overly happy and perky >>39525534
>>39525571
>>39525518
That's it? Is it really over

>>39525518
>>39525534
>>39525571
Press F to pay respects to anon's love life. Such is the way of the robot.

>>39525645
Because I want a girl to marry and have children with, not some random slut to fuck.

>>39525645
This. They're fuckmeat. Don't worry about a girl's personality or smarts until you're ready to settle down.

>>39525652
It's really over, OP.

>>39524864
Still file deleted

>>39525652
>overly happy
That could be putting on a front. It could go either way. I would just smile, give the pen back while thanking her, and then ask for her name.

>>39525652
Give her a peppy, "thank you" when you return it, if that doesn't elicit anything from her, THEN it's over.

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Go up to her and ask if she wants to be your gf already!

>>39525688
I have been ready to settle down as of age 14. There is no other point in getting in a relationship.

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Well fuck she has a friend now

Was gonna try and maybe do something when I gave the pen back but I'm fucked now, she'll be too distracted

>>39525778
Sorry OP but it looks like it wasn't meant to be. If she was into you she'd make sure to give you a sort of signal even if her friend were there

>>39524963
>pepe on screen
>at a college
fucking rip

>>39525827
I know I sure as hell wouldn't. I'm way too anxious to take a risk like that.

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>>39525827
Yeah it looks that way, tfw no gf continues on I guess
>>39525836
I went out of my way to make sure I sat in a place that has a wall behind me, I'm usually super self conscious about this type of stuff

>>39525652
When you're done, hand it back to her and start a conversation there

>>39525778
You're fucked. She was looking at you because you seemed weird.

>>39525905
Don't give up until after you give the pen back. But don't get your hopes up, either. We're still here for you if it doesn't work out, anon.

Fuck that roastie bitch and here friends. Keep that pen anon. You've earned it

>>39525915
Nah, they only look if there is something horribly wrong with you. It is more likely she thought op was looking first, or that she actually likes him. Don't project your autism.

OP WRITE YOUR NUMBER ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND PUT IT IN THE PEN BEFORE YOU GIVE IT BACK TO HER

>>39525778
>Actually using one of those one-sided shoulder backpacks. Holy shit anon, and to think you thought you had a chance, lmao.

>>39526048
now that's something. GO FOR IT OP

>>39524601
She literally wants you to impregnate her.

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>>39526048
>>39526107
too late, already gave her pen back, I said thanks and she said no problem, pretty much the same tone as before. She was talking to the other girl so I didn't wanna try and do anything so here I am back at my seat

She's also really cute up close and smells really nice so I figured I'd probably spill my spaghetti if I tried

>>39526048
This is actually really smart. I would make a throwaway email to dodge responsibility myself, though.

Here's what you're gonna do. You write down your number with her pen and pack up your stuff, you're leaving now. On the way out you give her pen back and tell her you couldn't help but notice her looking in your direction earlier and that you'd like to get to know each other. Tell her you gotta go now, but you're free [some time you're free] and suggest a place to get coffee at. If she says yes give her your number, if she says no just say "alright then, thanks again for the pen, bye" and walk away. I promise no bad things are gonna happen, we're all here sending you our energy. Also bonus points for smiling at her friend and greeting her as well.

Worst case is she laughs. Who cares?

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Sometimes I look at fat girls because their repulsiveness is entertaining.

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>>39526194
Come here, man. At least you tried.

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>>39525198
DO NOT do something as autistic as dropping a note what are you in elementary?

>>39525778
Honestly at this point you have nothing to lose. Go full alpha and ask her out in front of her pen
>hey here's your pen, my name is anon btw what's urs?
stacey
>well I think you're absolutely gorgeous and I was wondering if you wanted to get something to eat
busy
dont splerg it, assert dominance
>here, take down my number and give me a text when you get out
if she accepts, you MIGHT have a chance
If you get rejected just say ok well see ya and walk off

>>39525284
Do this everyone saying the note is fucking with you

>>39526254
Not op, but my social growth is probably that stunted, yes.

>>39526048
Should've done this. Seems to work. A girl just drew a heart and a piece of paper and handed it to me once.

Thought about leaving a note because even though it's autistic I really didn't have any options left, but she just left before me so I guess that's that. Maybe if I get lucky I'll see her again

>>39526550
God you're a dunce

>>39526550
At least you tried
That's more than a lot of people here can say

>>39524601
I dont know but you will have a better shot with her, because you are not me.

>>39526685
First mistake was writing a note.
Second was the "lol ;)". Makes it sound creepy as fuck. (however if she's a Stacy maybe that's okay, IDK, I think it's autistic and cringe but maybe not to a Stacy)
Third was you wrote a note instead of just moving on with your day.
Fourth was your wrote a note instead of just moving on you absolute autist

>>39526685
Nice LARPing faggot

t.OP

>>39526685
Why in the name of the baby Jesus did you not say it instead?

You should probably get up like you're about to leave and then say "shit" softly and sit back down. if she's interested she'll look over and it'll turn on something in her brain that she's running out of time so she'll glance over more and more

if she likes you at least

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>>39525291
>just go talk to her man
What if she's single?

>>39526194
you tried your best dude. maybe next time

>>39526194
No, OP, bad. You don't get any fuckin "you tried" from me.

What's gonna happen next time this happens to you? Did you learn anything? No, you didn't, because your fear and anxiety won this time. Are you gonna let this happen every time a a pretty girl presents herself? How many opportunities like this are left before you're looking back on these years wishing you did more?

Next time you just gotta say fuck it. Stop thinking and go in. The whole reason you fucked up is because you hesitated too long. When the thought "I should talk to her" passes through your mind that should also be the moment you stand up and talk to her. Even if you royally fuck up you will learn. When you go to sleep that night you will feel good having taken the first step to engaging and conquering women. Don't let her slip away again anon, I believe in you.