How is a robot supposed to get a job?

>>39524463
We don't belong in this world. This is why we don't even bother and learn to accept that.

>>39524463
when did you graduate college? what major? answer these and i can possibly help

>>39524463
The job market right now is pretty shit so its not just you man.The only way to get hired these days is through nepotism

What's your degree in? Is it a meme degree?

Maybe you can do online work like website building or hosting for money. I heard people can also make some money by testing websites for companies too. Testing websites would require some social skills since you need to talk in order to give your input, but website building probably doesn't require any communication more than e-mail.

>>39524633
2013, bachelor's in biochemistry

>>39524909
that's a bit far off. i'm assuming you did nothing since graduating. that's okay. my best advice for you right now is to get a shit manual labor job or volunteering and start building momentum...

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its fucked out there mate. i have a couple years work experience and im still unemployed 4 months in. its all about who you know these days, all my friends who have jobs got them because dad worked there or had a friend get them the job. robots stand no chance, thinking about an hero soon.

be a delivery driver best job for autists

>>39525003
Can't even get a shit manual labor job. Best I've gotten is supported employment through a charity. Literally so unemployable the state has to pay someone to hire me.

>>39526082
OP probably doesnt even own a car.
Id be an uber driver if i had one

>>39525003
>building momentum
Literally as effective advice as "network more" whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean.

>>39526114
just deliver goods for some company

Do you get interviews? How do they know you're a socially retarded fuck?

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>>39524463
How does your resume look? That can make a huge difference, since I had to update mine a gorillion times before someone was satisfied enough with it to offer me an interview, and that took several months.
Even if you don't have any job or internship experience, just mention any semi-mundane skills you have, like being proficient in Microsoft Word, having a warm and professional approach to customers, etc. I had an internship where I pretty much showed up twice a week to clean people's desks, and somehow that counted as "experience" in my field.

>>39526114
I own a car but I think uber requires you to have a car made within the last five years.

>>39526282
Mostly I get screened out during the initial call back for being socially retarded. Once every two months I'll get an actual in person interview. I'm articulate in writing but can't navigate a spoken conversation to save my life.

>>39526373
I've had lots of "professionals" look at it and I generally take their advice. None of them have really suggested anything beyond minor tweaks so it shouldn't be complete garbage. I already have a lot of mundane things like MS office and high typing speed on there.