ITT: things normalfags say that you never know how to respond to

>What did you do this weekend?
>What do you like to do with your friends?
>Any girls in your life? ;)

>>39524405
Welll theres two ways to go about this.
>1. find genre of vidya music, say that genre
>2. If you're gonna lie at all may as well just say some normie genre like rap and list three random bix nood kangz songs if they ask

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>So, anon, what do you do on your free time?

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>>39524448
>If you're gonna lie at all may as well just say some normie genre like rap and list three random bix nood kangz songs if they ask
I tried something like this before, except I used classical music instead as a scapegoat. the guy I was talking to then asked me who my favorite composer was or whatever, and I said Beethoven. Of course he also asked me what my favorite composition of his was, and since I know fucking nothing about that shit, I just tried my hardest to change topics at that point. Afterwards, he always brought up classical music whenever I talked to him, because he thought I was interested in it.

The problem with normalfags is how often they fucking pry you for information about subjects they enjoy. If I listed a famous rapper, the same thing will happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vnTP41LchI

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>>39524405
>Listening only to anime/vidya soundtracks

Jesus fucking christ you people are the worst. How is it possible to be such a degenerate philistine that the only media you can appreciate is lowest common denominator Gookshit?

>>39524807
the stuff on the radio is much, much worse

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>>39524905
Wow, you're actually clueless, aren't you?

You could listen to literally any form of music. It's not a straight choice between either Taylor Swift or the Super Gaijin 3000 OST. You could listen to alternative music. You could listen to experimental music that no one else has heard of. You could listen to art/classical music. You could even be some pretentious metalhead. Literally any of this would be better and more refined than listening to Chinkshit OSTs designed to appeal to children and teenage girls.

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>>39524405
>I have low self-esteem: the thread

>>39524993
Nah, the chinkshit sounds good plus I know how to access it

It's easy to say there's good music but much harder to actually find it

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>>39525051
>the chinkshit sounds good
>He thinks Japanese girls wailing "NIPPON NAI YO GAIJIN OKU DESI WAI" over generic guitars and basic melodies is "good"

Yep, you've confirmed it. You're a philistine brainlet.

>>39524993
Not him, but I just listen to whatever I find interest in. I like vidya so I listen to vidya soundtracks. Besides, most normalcore music sounds like shit to me, so I just steer clear of it. I do sometimes listen to classical music, however.

>>39524446
That's your chance to just lie about being popular, bro

>why are you so quiet?
How is anyone meant to respond to this?

>>39524691
It was because he was REALLY interested in you and not just making conversation. I wish someone could have asked me the same question

>>39524993
did it ever occur to you some people dont listen to music for more than 5 minutes a day.

>>39524655
I just say watch tv

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>>39525107
>>39524993
>>39524807
you realise not all anime soundtracks are shitty nip girls singing, right?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcLyC_ElIqs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ak_jATqoRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw

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>>39524993
God I fucking hate "music people." Music is shit. You could only ever have the knowledge of the average "music person" if only you, like a low IQ, low attention span retard, listened to music during idle moments in your room or in the classroom instead of reading.

>whats your favorite album?
>what music do you like?

Please FUCK off. Half your fucking music probing either leads to Radiohead or some nigger music anyway.

>>39525380
I'm the most boring guy there is. I'm sure it was more of a pity thing, since he often walked up to me when I was sitting alone at break and that was the only discussable thing he knew about myself.

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>do you have a gf?
>have you ever kissed someone?
>are you still a virgin?

THEY KNOW THE ANSWER IS FUCKING OBVIOUS THEY JUST WANNA RUB IT IN RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39525370
this too

>>39525469
>Music is shit.
Are you from communist China or something? How can someone possibly be this dry?

>>39525607
>How can someone possibly be this dry?
>dry

I'm not dry because I don't listen to music retard. I get caught up with the aesthetics of more complex and interesting things.

>>39524405
Why the fuck are normies so obsessed with music in the first place? It's as if their life fucking revolves around it.

>>39525776
Music is fucking boring. I can't imagine a more pathetic thing on earth than to follow concerts. They aren't paying attention to the music itself but the whole vapid, faggy message behind it.

>>39524405
Not listening to music is fucking weird dude, even for a robot. Get a personality m8

>>39525651
You'd goddamn better be trolling.

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>>39525046
>people on /r9k/ have no self esteem
how'd you figure that out

>>39525866
>music is personality

damn normies are so fucking retarded, this is actually what you think, so this is why you blast that shit out your car windows like a fucking retard

I think you're the one who should get a personality

>>39524807
Some vidya tracks arent bad

Listen to Wolfenstein the new order Title screen music

>>39525898
I obviously listen to music but not that much and it's no primary interest to me. Normalfags can talk about their oh so unique music tastes for hours in which the linchpin of all of them is Radiohead or generic nigger. Very few people have defined, varied, and long-lasting music tastes, so these "music people" are the odd ones out, and they go so far as abusing anyone for having a passing interest in one single song. "You like him? What's your favorite album hmmm?" Normalfaggots need to understand that music as a primary interest is a lesser one, a lesser hobby, for retards, because hardly any of them can have the depth of knowledge in it to actually. know. it.

>>39525964
I'm a musician, I express myself through original music and have a hobby I enjoy. Music is art, if you can't appreciate some of the thousands of hours of music, you have no kind of personality. I honestly feel bad for you, music can be anything you want it to be.

>>39526052
You're a musician that's why you think that cause you identify with people who are like you so you think only people who are like you "have a personality"

Nice personal opinion you've got there normie, learn that not everyone is like you

>>39525107
>acts like he's an intelligent intellectual
>doesn't know that there's no objective measure of quality and that everything is equally as valuable so long as someone thinks that something has value

Who's the real brainlet?

Never developing a taste in music is a huge red flag for both sexes, and people defending it are the kind of people who think nutrient paste is a good idea. Lifeless.

>>39526151
Musicians are all brainlet pseuds because they constantly leverage their musical fame to shill whichever cause that has nothing at all to do with music

>>39526157
You could only ever break into some music culture if you have friends normalfag.

>So what are your hobbies?
I'm an empty shell of a human being. I have no hobbies. I literally LITERALLY sleep and watch tv all day.

>>39526208

You probably spend half of your week at your computer. Access to almost every noise ever made, but you're too boring to explore it.

>>39524405
>>39526182
>>39526052
Music (all music) is a braindead affair for Chads and Stacies. I don't know how you can defend listening to it, it's clearly the domain of normies.

>>39525370

"Because I am, fucking deal with it"
Usually shuts them up

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>>39524405
>listen to SS Marschiert in Feindesland on repeat the last 3 weeks
>"So Anon, what kind of music are you listening to now"
>mfw

>>39526237
Yes that's why every time I put on some Beethoven at the frat party...

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>>39524405
>Do you follow any sports Anon?
If you don't, there's literally no way to answer this without immediately revealing your power level.

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>>39524405
>what kind of music/band do you like, anon?
tell them smooth jazz and vidya music

>they still get weirded out I don't listen to rap or rock or whatever flavor of the month bullshit they like

>>39524807
>>39524993
>>39525107
Go to pol...

>>39525776
Idk it's strange, I once got rejected because I didn't know about a certain band some bitch liked... Fucking normies man

>>39524993
It's like Nier:Automata doesn't exist or something

>>39526303
As long as you know the names of one or two of your local teams you can blend in as another fairweather casual. "Yeah I follow the Dodgers..." or w/e and just agree or improvise on whatever they say next.

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>>39524405
it's even worse when you're black, anon.

>normies, usually other black people, give me a funny look when I say I don't listen to rap.

>>39526514
I know that feel anon...................
That's partially why I avoid normies, they are basic.

>>39525776
>>39525810
>>39525964
>>39526044
You guys are just focusing on the normalfag aspects of music. There are plenty of styles of music that appeal to robots which isn't muh Joy Division or muh Kurt Cobain.
You can't be this short-sighted about something that's been apart of human culture for centuries. It's laughable.

>>39526265
We are in the same boat my friend, i love this kind of music

>Listen to prussian/german marching songs when studying or working
>"What kind of music do you like anon"
>Mfw

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>>39526781
the pic releated

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>arguing about music and not contributing to the topic

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>>39525603
This, it's even worse when you don't even know the normie, it's just some random Chad or Stacy trying to make fun out of you. Fuck normalfags.

>>39524405
>Implying normalfags don't just listen to the radio.
I've never met a single norman that's ever asked what music i like. And when somebody asks them most usually say "Uh i don't really listen to music"

>>39524993
>you could listen to alternative indie or experimental
>and metal is pretentious.

Lad

Also, I'm all about good music that no one knows about, but I don't sperg out on someone for listening to anime music. Ok at yes, the seatbelts, or narutos soundtrack, all good shit mang.

I used to not know how to respond to questions about my love life, hobbies, etc, but I've long since learned how to lie about my personal life without even thinking about it. I'm now an expert liar. Lie through my teeth to everybody. This is actually the secret to successful social interaction you guys: learn how to lie easily. Keep the lies simple and believable, and be consistent. Always be consistent. You never know when these normie faggots will compare notes on Facebook or whatever social media garbage. Tell the same lies to everybody you meet.

They're normies, you just pretend to be a boring person and they eat it up. It's that easy. No need to freak out and think you're in a bind.

>>39525046
>I have low self-esteem: the thread
Did you mean "the board"?

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>>39527455
Just hide that stuff, this place has been taken over by some underage reddit & /b/ cancer who don't know the rule 33.

>>39524405
"I don't really know the names I just go on youtube and look up "best of X like a pleb lol" I like indie, rap, some dubstep blues too"

>>39527270
Where the fuck do you live? Asking what someone's favorite type of music is like a mandatory greeting here. I haven't encountered a single normie who hasn't asked me.

>>39529469
U.S.
The south, more specifically
That's probably why

>>39529551
Here in the west coast, music and movies are the only subjects people are capable of talking about.

>>39526237
What? You do realize most robots rely on music to keep themselves entertained, it's just not normie music they listen to.

>>39525607
Do you know whats dry? Pretentious music twats. I listen to stuff as background noise when I'm doing other shit and I absolutely cannot stand discussing music. Music enthusiasts are always the most insufferable, pretentious arseholes in existence. If you don't don't listen to one of their preapproved genres they fly into autistic fit and start ranting about how shit your music is, particularly if it's some faggot metal head