>queuing for matchmaking in an online game

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>"anon get on ventrilo"

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>>39524325
>do you have a mic?

Oreg

>>39524660
hate people like you, why cant you just fucking communicate so we can win the match you insecure fucko

>inb4 chad

>>39524692

you hate when robots enter your games and we hate when retarded normalshits come here thinking they belong here. looks like we both have to get used to it huh you normalfag bitch?

>i-if I say 'inb4' that means I can't be criticized

fuck off

>>39524710
its possible to be a robot and still use a goddamn microphone in a competitive game, you'll never talk to these people again at least just do call-outs to help the team

>>39524692
>>39524727
die normaIfag die

>>39524739
"Hey anon how many rushing mid?"

>waiting for retard to stop what hes doing, type in team chat "3", then get headshot, losing round

off yourself

>>39524776
get madder chadder

>>39524776
>counterstrike
off yourself

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Matchmaking killed online shooters.

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PSA: If you have a mic and refuse to use it, you are putting your team at a detriment and should not play competitively

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>>39524325
>play online game
>/mute all
>someone adds you
>reject
>complain you have no friends

>>39524882
Fuck off, if you play normiewatch you shouldn't be able to post in this board

>>39524882
you don't need a mic to win in overwatch, just pay attention

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>>39524882
But i've shittalked in world chat before and everyone will know i sound like a faggot

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>>39524948
maybe if you're some pleb in diamond or below

>>39524992
most players don't give a shit so long as you aren't ear-raping them with some shrill 12-yr-old voice

they just want to win the game and call-outs help

>>39524325
>friend introduces me to league over the summer
>he helps me learn
>get up to level 20
>he leaves for college
>i'm now too good for coop matches to be very helpful but barely competent enough for normals
>often have no idea what to do mid-late game and get flamed
>massive anxiety about playing without someone guiding me and preventing my dumb errors
Gamerbots how do I get past this awkward middle stage? Just grind through it and by the time I'm level 30 I'll be mostly self-sufficient?

>>39525280
quit playing a poopoo-tier MOBA and find a better game to waste time on

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>>39524660
Depending on the game, you're a real asshole for not using a mic. I'm as big of a sperg as anyone but I make callouts in team based games. Just don't be shit at the game and don't talk like a fag, whats the worst that can happen? You can literally mute people if you're so sensitive to criticism. Fuck you.

>>39525280
>league
play dota and stop being a faggot
also git gud

>>39525298
I never played any games before this (besides Nintendo when I was middle school and younger). The reason I play is because he plays, and the reason he play is because his friends play.

>>39525342
>also git gud
shit you're right

>>39525318
>usually never played ranked in dota because only play with friends and they never play party ranked
>so bored i decide to try playing ranked finally
>4 people on my team that all want to play core
wew, I'm not even that low mmr

>>39525366
Turns out I'm a moron who can't respond to the right post, here's your: >>39525318
(You)

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>Mfw Overwatch babbies queue up for duel

>>39525432
30 yr old virgin spotted

anyone play tekken 7 im fucking twacked and would like to play with a robot please have a cute voice lol jk i dont give a shit about your voice dog

>>39524692
I don't have a mic fucko

>>39525537
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

here ya go chump

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>>39524325
It's fun in HotS because it's like the shitpost of MOBAs. Nova is perma stealth and you can jump out and burst people with a skillshot and a click damage.

>>39524710
>>39524739
The fact that you use a mic doesn't fucking imply that you're a normie. You could argue that caring less about others think is semi-psychopathic, therefore, more robot. Or perhaps you're just traumatised by previous social interactions, which makes you a stinking failed normie.
I know this board has fallen to the normies, but arguing over who's a normie and who isn't is reducing the board's quality even further.

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>>39524325
>30 minute wait times on duties as a DPS in FF14

>>39525882
>playing mmorpgs in 2070
this is the fate you chose for yourself

>>39525882
>1 second wait as tank
>bored the entire time
>literally nothing to do except the same thing every fight
>start playing on my wow tank toon again out of boredom
tanking is fucking terrible in ff14

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>>39525300
Yeah you sure sound like you're "as big of a sperg as anyone". Fuck off you dumb normalfag.

>>39525938
Tanking is somewhat boring in dungeons but cool in anything else. Go figure.

>>39524325
>tfw took on my first dungeon in eso last night
i was so scared, but i was quick to follow the flow of those who knew what they were doing. it's really fun

Need silver NA league duo partner

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>>39526140
no my friend, what you need is to pick a better game

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>when someone talks shit to you in allchat and you can feel everyone waiting for your comeback

>>39526181
then suggest one
>overtrash
actual garbage. only played with my gf but i stopped cus she's a cunt
>rainbow 6
learning curve is too big. i play on the free weekends and get stomped
>ffxiv
im not a faggot that plays mmo
>black desert
just fuck my gfx card up senpai

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>>39526251
tekken 7, deep game mechanics and waifus to boot

>>39524710
OH NO! MY FUCKING NEGLIGIBLE VIDEO GAMES

>>39526285
kekken 7 is just remembering gimmicky strings

>>39525453
It's almost like we're on r9k.

>>39527145
ya ok pal enjoy your grand master rank

>>39524692
mics are gay I just use them to call you jew nigger queers

>>39524692
>>39524882
Do you need me to hold your hand too? Why don't you think for yourself for once instead of expecting everyone else to do it for you?

There's nothing you get from voice that you can't get just from paying attention. Often I'll even disable voice because my teammates are giving bad comms and I'm better off not listening to them at all.

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>>39526140
Add me on NA dogporndirector

>>39527219
I'm fighter on ps4 where ranks actually matter unlike PCucks

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>playing tf2
>girl medic is pocketing her heavy boyfriend and letting the rest of us die
I'm assuming this shit is even worse in Overwatch right?

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>last one alive on team
>manage to clutch a victory
>everyone on your team praises you for doing a good job

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>too scared and nervous to play ranked/competitive mode

>>39527830
ranks actually matter. PC has higher amount of niggers in ruler ranks.

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>>39525300
>tfw speech impediment
>it takes me a long time to say anything
>most of the time people just cut me off because they are tired of waiting

>>39524887

Darn I do this too much. I have 0 online friends in League even though I'm low diamond

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>>39527993
>pull off a gregor tier clutch
>not a word from anybody

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>>39524325
>"you're the last man standing"

>>39524948
ok goldie

>>39525748
thats an old ass picture

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>>39524660
Ever notice how literally every person that uses a mic while in-game turns out to be an asshole?

>>39527993
>never look at minimap
>suddenly realize everyone is dying
>run to place they all died
>start mashing buttons
>PENTAKILL
>people praise your mechanics when you have no idea what just happened

>>39525280
wanna play with me anon, i haven't played in a while so i'm rusty, should be around the same level

>>39528843
Riven is that you?