Who else is ready to die? I hate living in Florida.

>>39523645
tampa reporting in
im oging to walmart soon to buy food and water and batterys

OP, no pussy, go stand on the beach as it hits and Live Stream

>>39523676
Tampa as well, stocking up tomorrow. Glad to live on a second story.

>>39523645
My oneitis lives on the East Coast and I'm so fucking worried.

>>39523645
east to west across miami please, that fucking shit stain city will drown in Gods retribution for its degeneracy.

>>39523676
i hope it comes here dude.

so its not going for a round two on texas?

>>39523645
I, too, am ready to die. Will this kill me in Georgia?

>>39523645
Orlando area
Just filled up on gas but I hope it goes go the gulf for Harvey II electric boogaloo

>>39523805
>Georgia
isn't that the us state whos public school system is so underfunded they have 4 day school weeks?

>>39523830
why they hell did we do to you?

Any Tampa robots want to hang out and bunk together? F-for safety, I mean.

Ft Myers here, how will I be affected?

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>>39523645
everywhere i look dammit

>>39523870
Irma is the only woman who will fuck you, anon.

>>39523849
if your name is ethan then yes.

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>tfw ohio always gets the hurricane leftovers
>tfw the leftovers only produce comfy rain and a nice breeze and are actually very comfy

Is this gonna kill someone in georgia or can i just comfy it out

>>39523837
No, I had school 5 days a week, but I lived in the rich suburbs and went to a nice school. I wouldn't be surprised if the bumpkin counties cut it. Those kids will never amount to anything anyway.

>>39523837
>4 day school weeks
Where did you hear that

>>39523994
>>39524023
ok I checked it was Oklahoma

>>39524079
Do not speak to Georgians that way again, faggot. You got that?

>>39524130
I dont really anything about the differences between states and shit, the whole American south just looks the same to me.

>>39524180

C'mon, dude. Oklahoma has nothing in common with Georgia. I don't think it's even considered a part of the south. It's in a shitty limbo between southwest and midwest.

Please learn about our culture before you post in our hurricane death threads.

>>39523676
>>39523727
Also Tampa here.

I eagerly awaiting it. Would be nice to get a few days off from work next week or preferably the whole damn week.

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>>39523645
Hoping it floods Atlanta because i work there. Fuck that place and fuck all those savage niggers that inhabit it.

>>39524284
bf and I are thinking of heading up north and staying in a hotel, but I'm worried work won't get cancelled.

954 here, Winn Dixie has Zephrhills on sale for 2 bucks and some change. Bought 8 of those bitches.

>>39523746
why do you care about what happens to a roastie

>>39523645
Naples here. Publix and Walmart were out of water today already. Wilma blew off part of our roof in 2005. Really hoping SWFL doesn't get this one.

>>39523920
Buddy I'll tell ya Ohio is a shithole. I'm convinced only people who don't live in Ohio make these pro ohio memes. if someone in Ohio made that pic instead of corn it would be heroin and instead of a white blonde farmer it would be a disgusting black heroin addict. This place is the worst combination of the rust belt and the midwest.

>>39524645
Get out of Cleveland ya moron.

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>>39524466
GAnon here too, im in the south tho, toward FL, I really hope we get some rain too...it would be cumfy

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Why would anyone willingly live in Florida?

>hurricanes
>humidity
>Cubans
>alligators and snakes
>old people

>>39524904
I was born here and can't afford to move. The people are obnoxious and it's not at all robot friendly. I hate it.

>>39523920
Bro, we really are the most powerful people in the world
>>39524645
>if someone in Ohio made that pic instead of corn it would be heroin and instead of a white blonde farmer it would be a disgusting black heroin addict
>Black heroin addict
You're a not based Ohioan

I want Irma to come to Texas so I can finally die

>>39525127
That's a bit selfish anon, not everyone wants to die.

>>39525172
>not everyone wants to die.
but they do deserve to

>one outlier model goes straight into connecticut
THIS IS IT BOYS THIS IS THE ONE LETS GOOOOO

>>39524284
It's funny how wageslaving is so miserable that most people would rather risk their whole community being torn apart just to have a few days of respite away from it.

West Palm beach reporting in.

I have the ocean and a lake about 3 miles away in both directions. So I'm literally just counting on the seawall to protect me and the lake too not flood too badly.
I rode out Wilma about 10 years back so I'm planning on doing the same.

Wish me luck robots

>>39525674
>wanting to survive
why?

>>39525225
hopefully it will wash away bridgeport

>>39525704
and new haven (^:

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>>39523645
>tfw Irma doesn't love me
>she will not come here and cleanse this place

>>39525702
Because I'm terrified of drowning so I'd rather not die in a flood or by looting niggers

>>39525225
God damn right, Sandy fucked up my entire street and it was goddamn gorgeous. Whole street was inaccessible from both directions with all the trees down

>>39525704
>>39525715
My brethren
All men must die

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>>39523645
Why does God punish the conservative states?

>>39524645
>Heroin addict
>Black

Anon, I've got some bad news for you...

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Ft Lauderdale here
No window shudders or supplies
Totally unprepared
Wish me luck
This was from last year Hurricane Matthew

>>39523645
I went to Florida once. Everyone there looks like they're dead behind the eyes, just zombies going through the motions.

Broward County reporting in

I live in a sturdy af storage space. I can handle it.
shit's already dark 24/7 for me.
also yay 70 cans of canned tuna.
Might pick up a pie

So for sure it's not coming to texas?

We can't take another hurricane.

>>39527465
That's because they were old, anon. Have you never seen old people before?

>>39523645
>tfw wish I could visit florida again

I hope nature isn't too mean to you...

>>39528213
Why the hell do you want to visit here?

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>tfw in california
>everyone always hypes up THE BIG ONE
>all we ever get is an occasional 3.0 or below

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WIDESPREAD DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS

>>39524904
>cubans
>bad

dont get us confused with peurto ricans, those guys are trash

the cubans in Miami are trash but the whole city itself should be a nuclear crater

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>>39523645
>tfw Jacksonville
most of the city is already a fucking marsh and the high volume of pottery almost guarantees looting for days.

>>39528553
Which part of jax are you in? I just moved out of Southside last year

>>39528316

Liberals running the state are your widespread destruction and chaos

>>39523920
>>39524645
>>39525061
Fuck Ohio and everyone who lives there. Not only are they shitty drivers and assholes, but according to the nigs I was in jail with they are the biggest snitches in prison.

t. commonwealthofKentuckian

>>39523645
mainland america reporting in
how does it feel to be hurricane cucks?

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>>39523645
Just blow it away

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Houston here. Stocked up on cigarettes and booze for the hurricane and spent the entirety of it holed up inside playing Eve and shitposting.

Everything outside of my neighborhood got fucked, and I mean directly outside of it, but there was zero flooding, damage, or power loss within my neighborhood.

Apparently god sent Harvey to punish the fags. Couldn't catch me. Florida is getting what it deserves with Irma.

ngl i was really hoping this hurricane went straight for houston.

ya know, for the lulz

>>39525704
All of the big cities in Connecticut must be purged from the earth. The small towns in my state are fine. Danbury, Bridgeport, Waterbury, New Haven, and Hartford are all shitholes.

>>39526919
Because they believe God did it.

>>39528974
The lower 48 states are all mainland America. I think you mean the heartland.

Pensacola here
I'm probably just going to stay home, my mom did the same for Rita and Katrina a few years back and I'm not a pussy.
Alternately I'll die which is even more preferable.

>>39524521
>I'm worried work won't get cancelled
The absolute state of wagies these days

>>39529696
>the people that believe in god unironically end up committing to stronger group practices that help with natural selection including financial practices, working hard for your own keep, defending your family/country and allowing smarter people to immigrate through appropriate vetting
>people who are easily influenced by the media, tv shows like rick and morty and children's movies are actively being more tolerant of obesity, disintegration of nations, and letting dumber people immigrate over smarter more qualified ones due to sentiments/emotions which hurt the group as a whole

Like pottery