/britfeel/

Hi I'm drunk I love you all you are tge closest thin to a freind I have

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So I was doing some fantasy worldbuilding earlier, using a random name generator to come up with name ideas etc. Then this was one of the results

Fucking crying

Have to get the bus tomorrow, I'm frightened

>>39523246
>tfw have an interview tomorrow
>Still haven't done any research on the company
>Still haven't prepared for the interview
Fuck lads.

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let's get some stoner tunes in lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4cxaVEqZsE

>>39523276
What's the company lad I'll research it for you

>>39523273
>no choeds in porn

>>39523273
You ever played Dwarf Fortress lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQNtTW2sIqE

>>39523259
Hi drunk I'm dad

>>39523292
I'm not going to dox myself, but it is a rather small accountancy practice

>>39523259
just poured myself a strong G&T

>>39523313
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lill me

depressed again, want to get fucked up but all out of alcohol

also just found a blog from a year or so ago that i made, reading it makes me feel shit

>>39523259
im very stoned at the moment. i love you too, lad

>>39523325
Ooh, I really know want to know now since I'm in accounts too. But fair enough, I don't want to be doxxed either

Continue with spooky /nightwalk/ and ghost stories lads. Anyone got anymore??

>>39523338
Anything in particular getting you down?

>>39523349
>I really know want to know now
What did I mean by this, fucksake I've had too much beer

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Date women

>friend asks if they can call me later
>desperate for human contact so say okay
>their brother comes home and starts coughing really loud
>they say they're stressed
>ask if it's okay to just go to bed
>say yes
Why do I get my hopes up, lads?

>>39523360
>work at McDonalds
>no gf
>lonely as fuck
>spent all my money on coke so poor again

just feel real low rn, messaged like 50 girls on dating sites and got no reply

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Start dating white women

>>39523393
Do you ever do coke at work?

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Am I a full-on faggot, or just prison gay? Let's find out

>>39523417
Nah, not really desu, would be too paranoid of getting caught

what do hitmen look like?

>>39523465
Niggers and slavs mostly

>put the kettle on
>no milk
black coffee ain't that bad actually

>>39523282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmiKvjk-Mg

>>39523465
Just an average person.

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>>39523282
Seen these guys live too, they're proper loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ysBMZSzpp8

>>39523246

70 days sober. Trying to lose a bit of weight first and then in a month or two crack on with the weights in a more serious way - i.e. not at a calorie deficit. R8 my routine lads:

>Warm-up: Treadmill
1km at 9km/h on a 5% incline. Still knackering

>DB chest press: heaviest set - 4 reps out of 5, 60kg
>Chin-ups: 8
>Pull-ups: 4, 3 (aimed for 4 again, needs work)
>Seated leg press (machine): 12 x 100kg, 10 x 150kg, 5 x 202.5kg
>DB shoulder press: 12 x 32kg, 10 x 40kg, 7 out of 8 x 48kg.
Decided to drop the weight a little and improve endurance/ form. A marathon not a sprint. Plus, I did these last so was flagging.
>Dips: attempted, but it wasn't a serious attempt. Nothing left in the tank. Did a few half-hearted and left it.

Then 1km on the elliptical just to round it all out.

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>>39523465
If only you knew the truth

>>39523475
dima has best rates in business adult is one vodka, kids are two vodka

>tfw no handy gf

>>39523454
No we don't need to find out.

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Are Canadians permitted to post ITT?

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>>39523499
sleep are one of the only bands i'd actually go and see live. you're one lucky lad.

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>>39523527
That's bloody great lad well done

>>39523603
before we go anywhere, are you one of the good ones or bad ones?

>>39523629
I admire the stiff upper lip you Brits keep so I'm guessing I'm one of the good ones? Also I don't shitpost too much.

desks are quite comfy beds actually

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>>39523624
Thanks friend. It's good to have a goal to focus on.

>>39523684
How long have you been homeless, Anon?

>>39523670
Parlez-vous francais lad?

>>39523325
What are my first steps into accountancy? Got a 2.2 in maths from a red-brick uni in 2011. Currently dying in a supermarket as a shelf stacker.

>>39523355
Used to live near a cemetery. Lots of rumours of black magic being performed there, apparently my friend saw a bag of blood there.

That's all I have.

>>39523477
Black coffee smells like how burnt toast tastes

>>39523699
what's that game where people shout house I was it in the simsoans wondce?

>>39523703
Not very well. I grew up around many french speaking people but it never really caught on with me. My family is 100% Canadian english.

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>Only just noticed the anime has a fan next to his desk
Holy shit that's literally me

>>39523758
i think you might be dangerously contaminated. OK, last question; opinion on milk in bags?

Dont think there was a more comfy, beautiful game than Minecraft

Takes me back to when I had loads of mates and we'd have comfy nights playing it over Xbox live
such a nice soundtrack too

>>39523709
Go back to Uni and get a 2:1
Sorry m8, a 2:2's basically dirty atm, every poor sod has a degree now

>>39523810
still listen to the soundtrack sometimes desu

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOW PLEASE

>>39523810
It's really cool when modded. There's so much to do

>>39523709
Idk, I just did a vocational in college and now doing an apprenticeship. You could do the CFA qualification and then become a financial analyst, or do vocational courses.

going for a spliff and then a cozy fallout sesh. have a good night, lads.

>>39523810
there's an /r9k/ server thats p chill. dont think anything can beat playing it with mates though.

Oh god lads gearing up for a nasty big poo

>>39523853
you too lad, have a good one
>>39523857
deport dat paki

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Burn Fuel

>>39523857
How come you're ppooing at this time of night? I poo every monring like clockwork

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>>39523802
I buy my milk in in a plastic jug like pic related.

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>Been listening to the same track for 3 hours whilst reading britfeel
Possibly the least productive night I've had i years

>tfw my new hobby is making girls fall for me then doing nothing about it

>>39523889
My stomach has been full of alcohol and painkillers for a couple of days it's been saving up.

>just did Jumpin' Jack Flash with the Divas
What a rush 2514350 was my score if you're interested
This means nothing to most people

>>39523887
pls don't burn gay people I like mack and ebin
>>39523912
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A GIRL HAS NEVER HELD HANDS WITH ME I WANT ONE I AM SO LONELY I HATE THIS FUCK YOUI

>>39523912
alrigh Zyzz?

>>39523912
What fucking hobby cunt

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>>39523477
Black tea is decent aswell provided it's something like earl grey or darjeeling.
I personally used to take milk but soon got used to it without, due to the fact:
>Be me working at sewage treatment plant.
>wage cuck bringing my own milk to make tea at work.
>clearly write "hands off" so people know its not theirs when they see it in the fridge.
>after waging away after a hard shift come to get my milk out of the fridge.
>the entire four pinter is half empty and its a flipping monday.
>filled with rage I hatch a plan.
>Go back to work with an evil smile on my face.
>"its tea time lads shall we head over"
>"you head over just gotta tidy my tools up."
>proced to scoop up a dead mouse that was lying in a pile of raw sewage and put it in a bag.
>walk over to the canteen and take the milk from the fridge into the locker room.
>stealthily Put the dead mouse in the milk and place the milk back in the fridge.
>sipping away on my black tea when all of a sudden my prey takes the bait.
>Its the roma ground worker and he is making the tea for his entire gang.
>he dosent even realise and proceeds to pour out all the teas.
>the roma are sipping away on their teas when suddenly out of no where an electrican screams.
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THAT MILK."
>proceed to sip my tea with a smile on my face over the screams and sound of disconfort in the site canteen.

>>39523896
im going to approve your visa because we're dangerously low on white people

Played a game until I beat a meant-to-lose fight. The combination of the lights, the trance you enter into when you have to maintain absolute focus - compare a bullethell - and the extended length of time, it's bound to fuck with me. Lag online in Tekken is a dead cert too. Basically I had to beat this guy constantly moving and not taking a hit for about 30 mins or so. There was almost no point either.Took four hours. Got pins and needles in my hands half way through, started convulsing uncontrollably right after. I just couldn't move on until I won it. What am I like lads, haha

>>39523966
Thank you good sir. How are things across the pond?

does anyone else srp on shamchat to make up for their crippling loneliness?

>>39524006
if only you knew how bad things really are laddy

>got kicked out of a gaming server I've been in for 5 years
I thought I had friends for a while there please kill me

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>>39524012
Hey I'm the drunk one here

>>39524012
i mostly just go on their as 'secretly hitler'

>>39524027
Gaming friends aren't real friends anon
Unless you knew them IRL in which case fuck them.

>>39523818
>Go back to Uni and get a 2:1
It's fucking 9000 per year now. I was there when it was still 3000.

>>39523843
I'll look into that.

>>39523810
>minecraft
>Takes me back

How old are you kids?

>>39524027
I'd arrange another monitor hug byt I'm too drunk t stand up

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>>39524033
I was about to call you out for being a secret normie but I'm glad that wasn't you lad

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>>39524033
Hey sophie, can you enbiggen your legs again?

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>>39524069
nope lad, I'm only vaugely fucntional because my parents care.
I'd be worse than ebin if not, and pribabl dead

>>39524024
I keep informed with the news of your United Kingdom as best I can. But that's from all the way over here in the North American Commonwealth. How bad are things really on the ground over there?

>>39524055
I knew one of them but I haven't seen him since the group started
>>39524059
I'm into this, I could get drunk now?

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>>39524088
when she was 19/18 her thiccc thighs were quite hot tbqh>>39524113
I don';t understand

>>39524055
>Gaming friends aren't real friends anon
Honestly, I missed out on so many chances on making weirdo/geeks friends when the internet was still in it's wild west stage, back when everyone wasn't claiming geek.

For some reason I thought I would become a real person as I matured so I never delved deep into the forums.

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>>39524058

was just thinking this lad

>release date 18 November 2011

>>39524088
>enbiggen
State of your English lads...

still, MUH DICKKKK

>>39524127
Moar borderline obese thighs pls

PLEAEE OVE ME I'M LONELY
>>39524145
my folers are all on m shitposting laptop

Going to bed lads. Night-Night, Sleep Tight. Hope the bed bugs do not bite. If they do, do a poo. Put it in a Cornish Stew. Into the ambulance, dring-dring-dring! Fish trousers elephant in Peking. Saw a busy bee; Diddle-diddle-dee. Daddy's an accountant just like me. Night-Night, God Bless.

I had the most surreal dream the other night
>See oneitis
>start talking
I don't speak to her anymore in real life, we act like we had a massive argument and never acknowledge each other, we just meet eyes sometimes
>having a good time
>My friend pulls me aside
>she starts listing off all of the girls that i had tried to get with to get over my oneitis
>Its word for word the exact thing I tell myself to help get over her
wake up
Anyone have any idea what this means
I used to have comfort in my dreams, I could pretend I wasn't in this shitty world and I was in a new one
now I can't even have safety in my dreams without real life bullshit following me

>>39524058
I'm 18. remember playing minecraft with mates in secondary school. Time flies

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>>39524058
20, back when I had a group of friends it was so fun, between ages 14 to 15 maybe

>>39524088
Is she chubby or just average here?

>>39524263
>18

Your life has barely started and you're already reminiscing? (On a game that was only released 6 years ago?)

>>39524306
it's shopped, but you know that

YOUNG FAGGOTS WHEN I WAS A LAD WE ONLY HAD THE MEGA DRIVE

How's everyone doing on this particular fine night??

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>tfw no alienfu

>>39524333
hi everyone I'm drink
>>39524334
HNGGGG THAT JAW

>>39524331
who /remembersfloppydisks/ here?

could only fit like like 1mb on those fuckers keke

>>39524334
wtf love alienfu now

>>39524342
hi I'm sobriety cause I'm broke

>>39524342
your waifu's jaw is almost as good lad

what's your choice of drink?

>>39524360
I got my first porn images on floppys.

first console was Atari hand me down, then megadrive after everyone had moved on to playstations cos poorfag.

>>39524342
Almost as good as Ebins jaw

pro-tip: sophie lynx on pornhub if you like jaws

>>39524378
cider npw
>>39524372
a drunk man is richer than all
>>39524388
?tfw a guy used to call you the crimson chin until you shoved him into oncoming trafic

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>>39524388
I would absolutely smash trap Ebin

>>39524331
I had a master system cos I was poor.

>>39524409
This drunk blacks out and spends all his money though.

>>39524409
awwwww babbys first drunken night

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O-O-ORDERRRR 10

>>39524414
I upgraded from a Commodore 64 to a Sega master system in 1997
I was just excited to finally play a sonic game

>>39524443
Wow, you were really poor, even I had an N64 by then. (Didn't realise Sega Saturn existed then cos it was so terribly advertised.)

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best pornfu

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>mirror in the bathroom
>mirror in the bathroom
>mirror in the bathroom
>mirror in the bathroom
>mirror in the bathroom
>mirror in the bathroom

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Just went downstairs and found out cbebbies wourld exists, is that where crumpet went off to?
>>39524411
honestly I would drstry that boipuss
>>39524478
pls no I already fapped today asnd the whole house will herwe if I'm, drunk
>>39524424
If I don't remember it doesnt count
>>39524426
shhh I'll have you now that I drunk 700 ml of 40 rum once and I am the hardest man in england

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>>39524439
>O-O-ORDERRRR 10

Order

>>39524411
don't get me started lad, I've already considered makeup/crossdressing many times. I'd look more like tomoko now with the bags under my eyes and crazy hair

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>>39524497

>Meet British Politicians

>>39524532
is xi autistic? he always has that same uncomfortable expression

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mai waifu is very precious to me

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>>39524333
Feeling pretty uncomfy desu for the first time in a long while.
>to tired to play vidya or watch anime.
>to drugged up from drinking a dozen cups of tea earlier in the day to sleep.
>also Have to be up at half 7 to go to the doctors to find out if I have ethier:
>An alergy of some kind
>Asthma
>Tonsilitus
>silicosis
>bird fanciers lung
>asbesdososis
>lung cancer
>or some other respitory disease or condition thats behind why I have an annoying cough all the time.

>>39524499
>>39524411
>gays infest every board on 4chan.

>>39524543
she is CUUUUUTEEE you ahve ood tastwe anon I love you

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>>39524478
Fuark you sure that isn't Olivia Wilde? That's my wank sorted for the night, cheers

>>39524542
Looks like the bad dude from Rush Hour.

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>>39524542

Meet fellow socialists

>>39523834
did it work.
asking for a friend

SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE NOW

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>>39524544
I tried to stay awake all day today but fell asleep at like 10am anyway. woke up at 6:30pm now I've got to stay awake till 11am for a blood test (which I requested, just a general check)

>>39524566
no, she still doesn't know I exist and I;m still drunk

>>39524494
Drunk Sophie poster sounds based as fuck

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>>39524544
stiff upper lip lad

>>39524558
y-you too

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>>39524483
Top tune lad, had forgotten about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6g2y4aRCHU

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>>39524565

Meet French Politicians

>>39524565
>who is this guy?
>I wish I was with Putin
>I hope they have noodles here

>>39524543
she has lovely eyebrows. they're the first feature I notice on a girl unless she has massive tits

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>>39524619
This has been my jam for the last few days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkWOBW7GA54&index=46

>>39524560
the faketaxi vidoo she did was p gud

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>>39524627
>Meet leaders of other Chinese Majority nations

>>39523898
what track
after my works Christmas do last year I woke myself up at 12 at night singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T9uRLARQgI
spent the rest of the night and most of the day listening to it on repeat

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>no salt in my salt and shake

Livid

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>>39524595
everyone's more fun when they're drunk lad/ makes me want to pick up drinking again

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>>39524624
>tfw 3,000 types of wine and none of it made from rice
>why are so many Europeans black?
>is that his mum?

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>>39524627
>who is this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPTZuwwHng

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>>39524542
Not to mention Threasa May she comes across as a very high funtioning autist at times aswell?
>Repitition of "strong and stable."
>Reluctance to do debates
>Her lack of public speaking skills.
>How she always comes across on edge all the time.
>How she slithered her way into office weirdly as everyone around her dropped out.
>her reluctance to have children.

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>>39524709

Sit on bilingual benches

>>39524595
I almost beam ukltra chad a t unbi through drinking before I fucked it up
>>39524700
it's a coping stratergy at this pint

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Should I marathon the entire series today?

>>39524411
>what would ebin and Hilary swanks daughter look like

>>39524744
I watched it wqith my hanrds in front fo my face beacuwse I hate fcringe but I renyoed it quite a lot at 16, it's veery much ilke the time I had friends go dofr it

>>39524729

Does Xi have a chubb on in this pic?

>>39524729
Look at Barry's faggy wrists

>>39524771
can you type in english lad?

>>39524791
not him, but guessing he's the drunk anon that loves everyone.
love that guy

>>39524740
I believe in you, you absolute madlad
I imagine you'd be a right laugh to get drunk around
Where about even is your uni? Not that you'd probably want to trust these lads to be drunk with

>>39524740
Nah you didn't lad. No one here had the potential to be ultra chad

>>39524805
It's fun to decipher his typings.

>>39524744
Never really watched it completely but it seemed clear that they were only really friends cos of circumstances.

>>39524791
no u
>>39524805
>>39524805
u 2
>>39524808
nice try ebin, these countet hitmans wont aget me
>>39524821
I was entertaining and charismatic for atout two days before I told my flat I was gouing to murder them

>Tfw have drunk posted before but everyone ignored me
Why did you forsake me lads

>>39524828
>friends cos of circumstances
I've had many of those.

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>tfw had to rush to the toilet twice but the big poo still didnt come
This is gonna hurt lads

what the actual fuck lads huge white van outside my house at this hour, completely unmarked.

Am I being V&? I havent done anything illegal tho so im proper worrying

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>>39524845
>those counter hitmen won't get me
don't be so sure lad

>>39524851
Try typing more incoherently next time.

>>39524857
Take a pic quick

why won't e answer iu know she readis it
http://boards.4chan.org/hr/thread/2946709#bottom
>>39524865
I kbnave the drunk gdound ankin

>>39524857
It's the bizzies lad. Run for your life.

>>39524873
I read back, I was extremely incoherent
You lads just left me hanging, proper upset lads
Shall be posting again when drunk and if I don't get one (You) I'll be proper grumpy

don't know whether my blood test is a fasting one or not

>>39524916
if this is tlde marry me

>>3952491

Looks like you won't get one then.

>>39524933
you're not far off, try again

>>39524914
I can't wait to see it good chap.

>>39524719
almost like she's not quite human...

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>>39524895
>>39524913
Heres a pic, sorry for bad quality didnt want to get ''caught''

Im worried

>>39524916

They should have told you, but best to fast anyway

Alrite lads, just had a poo innit.

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Dear Boss,

I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits. I am down on whores and I shant quit ripping them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the lady no time to squeal. How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it went thick like glue and I cant use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha. ha. The next job I do I shall clip the ladys ears off and send to the police officers just for jolly wouldn't you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My knife's so nice and sharp I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck. Yours truly
Jack the Ripper

Dont mind me giving the trade name

PS Wasnt good enough to post this before I got all the red ink off my hands curse it. No luck yet. They say I'm a doctor now. ha ha

I really, really wished I joined that anime club at uni back in 2008 now.

>>39524583
My sleeping paterns fucked without a doubt and i honestly cant see away of fixing it unless I start taking stuff, but i just feel that would create a depenance on the stuff that would never allow me to sleep naturally by myself.

As for the doctors well this is literally a follow up apointment from a few weeks ago that was the first id been to one in about 4 years nearly.
Its almost like after i left school I just got way too carried away with work, not to mention not having my parents ring up and book apointments for me.
Well until a few weeks ago it was literally just hope I dont die and make use of DIY treatmemts without having to take time off work be it.
>pulling an angle grinder disc out of my shin with a pair of pliers.
>putting a dislocated elbow back into place myself by following a guide off the internet.
>sewing my own finger together with a needle and thread soaked in vodka when I cut it open with a staney knife.

>>39524995
that looks likea bulrt outward vagina
>>39525040
but I don't know anwy anime but maybe there will be lots of asian qt and i would have friends
I really, wreally, wish I coul d uugh you

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What do you think of Little Britain, lads?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HnOFwqpLRQ

>>39525026
I just asked for a general catch all one when I was there just in case. I don't think i'll make it to 11 without a drink of coke zero

>>39525055
you think you knocked down an asbestos wall or something? If you work for a company with lax safety you might be able to sue them if some of your ills are work related

>>39525098
I hated how everyone kept quoting that and Catherine Tate show back then, found it very annoying.

>>39525098
mum was watching it once thaen a fat woman with tits came up and it was realyl wawkward
enoyus come fly with me ythogyg

>>39524995
You got some hot fuzz on your trail mate. Get out while you still can.

>>39525098
i think i would cringe it at it today

the mental health specialist referral latter came with a huge alcohol questionnaire attached. Do they think I'm some sort of degenerate alcoholic? I ripped it up and binned it.

>>39525133
Please stop with the horrible grammar and spelling. It's seriously getting to me on a deep and emotional level.

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>>39525031
Same lad, very unexpected as I always go in the morning. Think the grapes psuhed it down. It was a solid type 3

recommend me a sauce lads
just got through a bottle of thousand island, was alright

>>39525205
Just a bit of a screen I would imagine - GPs quite often ask about alcohol intake at medical reviews.

>>39525205
my cbrt referal was including that too, sll I puy down was a brief period of three days where I usedt it to cope at uni
geting asked about suicide is depressing too

>>39525098
painfully unfunny show tbqh

post funny skits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qSWgYQPmnc

>>39525215
>tfw mostly type 1 and small type 2s

>>39525267
stop eating like shit lad

I think waiting for jobs to respond or not respond back to you is a tragic thing, It's just waiting for an inevitable rejection while leaving you clinging on to a strand of blind hope.

>>39525247
Think I lost the other questionnaire that asked me the other screening questions

>>39525249
I went to the suicide clinic in april and it was useless, this is a mental health assessment

>>39525067
Don't know about asian qts "drunk" man, but it was just before the normie wave into geekdom, so I'd have friends on my social standing. Now geekdom is filled with pretty people and I've been BTFO of my own niche.

>>39525228
I've got some lovely stuff, homemade though

>>39525279
i actually dont, mummy does meat and veg most days

>>39525308
Well there's obviously something wrong isn't there lad

>>39525282

Do you like moderately ghetto negresses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1bY5Yk1u1Q

not checked my oil for a while
should probably do that before the engine seizes

...or not, don't really care

>>39525121
Wouldnt be able to tell what company and when, ive worked for over 20+ companies in the past 4 years since i started working however its highly unlikely its asbesdos related for such reasons.
>The health and saftey culture suronding absedos is out of this world to the point where contractors spend thousands upon thousands in surveying whether or not their might be absedos before you even commece work.
>I have never touched it knowingly and gone by the policy of if it looks like it treat it like it is and get the asbestos guys in the hazmat suits in.
>its a very long term related disease, and only becomes apparent after 10-20 years in the system.

>>39525329
aye, but nothing hurts so i dont really care

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>>39525228
Go to a chinese supermarket and try the stuff with the miserable woman on it

>>39525333
not sexually no, most of their music sounds the same to me

>>39525339
always being scared of asbestos, I sometimes wonder if my houses artex roof contains it or not. I guess if you find out you've inhaled asbestos fibers then you have to wait 20 years to see if you'll die prematurely

>>39525414

Poor taste in both women and music

Lads I'm too scared to go to the fucking gym on my own ffs. I've cancelled my membership at my old iron gym filled with drug dealers and chavs because this new gym is really close but now Ive realised I can't go without my mate. I'm so self conscious it's pissing me right off. I'm tired as fuck but now's the only time the bastard place isnt busy because it's a fucking commercial place. All I wanna do is row a little FFS.

why don't smokers just stop smoking lads?
it's so obvious

>>39525465
Just go over the and row.

>>39525386
does this have any meat or fish products in it? i'm vegetarian

>>39525545
>i'm vegetarian
I could never go through with that.

>>39525465
Don't think about it, just get your stuff together and go, then reflect on how you enjoyed it when you get back.

>>39525545
It's chinese so it most certainly does

>>39525545
aye lad it has a few chunks of dog meat

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I should get one of these to carry my water around in, instead of plastic bottle.

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>>39525465
rows for the hoes lad

don't let daddy rich down, go over there and do your thing. I felt like an awkward nervous mess on my own barely benching 25kg. You get the hang of it after a while and before you know it it'll be your environment

>>39525695
Seems like a very hipsterish thing to do.

>>39525695
If you want to be that guy then sure

>>39525695
Get a metal bottle instead

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What's keeping you up tonight then anons?

>>39525482
bit healthy, lad

>>39525790
nothing im off to bed, night mans.

>had a poo
>felt amazing

Ffs lads, animes gone and went and turned me into a fag hasn't it

>>39525790
Cocaine, frankly

>>39525790
was working late shift. heading to bed after a smoke. up again in 5 and half hours for an early start. get a fun day at a museum setting up an exhibit for work.

>>39525747
always wonder if these are full of mould

>>39525830
it's ok coming out but when things feel good going up you should start to worry

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>>39525414
Its putting up with work related shit like that, and not to mention having work mates die in the front of your very eyes whilst at work that give me ever more reason to carry on my very existance the way I am now.

Dont get me wrong the money was great when I was working on sites but is that chase of materialism really worth risking your own life everyday, and knowing deep down that every day could very well be your last.

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>>39525790
same thing that keeps me up every night. boredom and laziness, I do fuck all during the day and wake up late so I'm never tired enough to sleep early

you?

>>39525920
what's the difference lad? it feels good coming out and going in because our prostate is an erogenous zone, as long as you don't want to be bummed by another bloke there's nothing gay about sticking stuff up there or getting pegged by your mrs

>>39525922
I'm hesitant to even do factory or warehouse work because of the hidden dangers then again I haven't worked a day in my life. I think I'd rather be a wasteful NEET than risk my life in a dangerous environment for minimum wage,

Unless it was something interesting like the police, but hard labour can fuck off

>>39525563
i've been doing it for 6 years now. it gets easier with time

Been sniffing for 6 hours now not really feeling much but probably wont stop until about 6. Do people post here everyday? I always forget and come back every couple of weeks.

>>39525997
t. soyboy

>>39526024
>Do people post here everyday?
I do. Not much else to do

I like waffles but they're too high in calories

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>>39526042
can't deny that much, I struggle carrying my basket and bags in tesco

Decided to get a burger

First time in my life eating American scran, what can I expect?

>>39526050
Its not like i do much more interesting on my days off. I hate work but its less depressing than being sat at home. Treat myself with drugs every now and again.

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>>39525790
My brain won't stop and I've tried to unplug but it's proved pointless

Remember to post waifus

>>39526119
Same lad. Mostly xanax and pain pills these days

>>39525790
woke up at 3pm
my own fault, but it's alright for killing time during the day

>>39526187
Ill abuse anything I get so I have to be careful. Only do coke and diaz, saving the harder stuff for later haha

>>39523276
K, lads, I've done it. I've researched the company and prepared for the interview. Only took 2 hours of procrastinating.

>>39525790
Notihng.
I'm too tired to stay awake and depressed.

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>>39526152
Posting lad, I feel the same a lot of the time just can't stop thinking and sleep.

Wish there was a way to just turn yourself off for the night

>>39526325
Ive been awake 35 hours now, tired and coked up with nowt to do to pass time. Thought id drop by and talk shite with you lads.

>>39526066
Haha lad if I was closer we could be gym buddies, it'd do you some good

>>39526353
Drugs is the easy way. Don't do it but they work.

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>>39526024
Been sniffing for 6 hours now not really feeling much.
Take a word of advice lad go and rinse your nose and sinuses out with water, they are probbly blocked and not letting anymore gear up.

But yeah I come here every day and night and probbly browse more than at least 4 hours a day, thats not even including my time on other boards its almost like this place has essentislly replaced aspects of my old life that I would have spent around the exact same time with.

>>39526414
Tried it with alcohol lad, worked for a bit then stopped working and just gave me a drinking problem.

Not gonna risk the same with drugs too

>>39526423
Got a cup next to me and have been rinsing every half hour. Wish i could hot plate it without waking everyone up but ive got enought to waste with lumpy damp coke haha. I end up avoiding 4chan because of all the porn threads. But this one is always good to drop by on.

is sophie poster died

>>39526353
It's very tedious, need to be sharp for tomorrow too when I put together my desktop. Not looking forward to it.

>>39525710
>>39525576
>>39525497
Right boyos I went down to gym and did my rowing, btw I meant the cardio rowing not barbell rowing my G's. Switching to mainly cardio for the army aren't I. There was like three people in the cardio section which was real nice so thanks lads for giving me that motivational push. Managed 2x1200 m and 4x600m where the last 200m and 100m respectively I try reach 40 strokes per minute which is nauseating AF. Oh and cycled from home which was fantastic on the way back with that cool air. Anyway blog post over lol.

>>39526869
Well done lad - I'm off to kick-boxing tomorrow evening, but I will need similar levels of motivation, as I haven't been for two weeks.

thinking about buying a treadmill desu

>>39526902
I'll gladly provide motivation, it's what we need my G. Kickboxing sounds pretty lit lad, how much are you paying? I used to go muay Thai but wasnae working at the time so thought it best to quit.

>>39526914
I'd recommend running outside on a field at 2am boyo, very comfortable with the night cold and the sounds odd car alarm going by in the distance. But seriously treadmills are kinda boring after a while and the noise gets unbearable.

im thinking about buying this lads

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Gates-Janus-Analysis-Englands-Criminal/dp/162731010X/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

>>39527031
The gym I go to is 7 per session, but you can buy membership at various rates which entitles you to classes as well as use of the gym part of the gym. I did have a membership, but was not using it so I'm aiming to give up the fags and do that instead. Muay Thai is very similar desu - do you think you will take it up again?

>>39527031
Meant to say thanks for the motivation too.

>>39527106
Live in london lad or i'd definitely do that, just don't want to get shanked or acid attacked. Too self conscious for the gym. and got just about enough space in my lounge for a treadmill so can stick with that till i feel good enough about myself to take the gym up or run in the early evening or morning again then sell the thing off

>>39527167
Damn bruh 7 per session is activating my inner jew lol. I suppose it's worth it for that fighting cardio which there's nothing like is there really. I was paying 5er a session at my place but I was going like 3 times a week like a mong. Don't think Ill be able to do it again for a while at least because my shins are giving me major grief, think I may have stress fractures in my right but going GP later today to see what's what. Should have gone way earlier but hey ho.

>>39527642
5er sounds better kek - I came to it a bit later in life, and use it for fitness really. Hope you manage to get some treatment for your shins lad.

>>39527536
Man fuck Londinium it's really the worst place imo, dunno how you lads cope with all that constant fear. Also fair dos about the self confidence thing it's easy to say just go but lord knows how hard it is to get over it. If there's a pure gym nearby try join that and go at times like these, very empty and quiet.

>>39527723
Ta lad, and major good luck to you getting off the ciggies. They're the devil's work bro.

>>39523246
took buprenorphine at 1pm and i'm still fucked lads. anyone here /degenerate/?

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any other unlucky cunts live in the north-west?

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>>39527927
Na mate,but why's it unlucky to hail from there?

>>39527927
used to, why you ask

>>39527971
honestly cumbria and most of lancashire is alright but living in the greater manchester area is pure suffering. i have nightmares of oldham.

>>39527978
you ever been to mossley?

>>39528062
>you ever been to mossley?
nah mate

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Just woke up. Feel like shit.
Morning lads.

>>39528249
good morning. going to sleep now, so good night.

>>39528062
Yeah boyo been to Oldham many a time for weddings, absolutely horrific, and I'm from Bradford myself. I'm assuming it's the pakis you don't like is it? I'm trying my hardest to get away from it all its getting a bit too much now, can't see any advancements both professionally and personally here.

>>39527867
Id try anything a few times. Im only degenerate when i allow it. I am actually against legalisation and promotion of drugs but im the most coked up iv ever been at the moment.
Whats it like?

>>39528394
yep. it's absolutely infested with them. the place could get fire-bombed and i'd feel fine about it.

just think, back in the 1800s before the hordes came, oldham was the world's manufacturing centre for cotton spinning.

>>39528480
pretty nice. constant euphoria but an odd kind of agitation i've never experienced with any other opiates/opiods.

cocaine is really nice but it always makes me really anxious. i think the next time i do it'll take like 0.25mg of xanax before.

>>39528634
I actually like doing coke alone, listening to music, reading or just pissing about online. Can take massive slugs and pull some right faces without being judged haha. I should have saved some blues so I can sleep today but i end up taking all that I have at once.

>>39528724
>>39528634
Cocaine and xanax party with the lads when?

>>39528724
yeah i usually do coke alone too, or just me and one friend. too many people and i tend to be abrasive. it's one of the best drugs to take on your own imo. sometimes get paranoid i'm going to have a heart attack though.

>>39528770
Ive been measuring my BPM, only just gone over 100 so im fine. I always end up with 20 tabs open and keep googling cocaine questions. I need to be sleeping by 6 but i dont think that will be happening.

>>39528861
>I always end up with 20 tabs open and keep googling cocaine questions
lmao same. it just makes me more anxious usually. i've had it at around 125 before at its highest.

>>39528610
Fucking hell lad alright calm down. If it wasn't clear in my reply I'm a paki too and whilst I dislike the mentality of the majority of my peers and sometimes hate on them, firebombing is way over the line you harsh prick. But anyway whatever you've got a right to your opinion which others don't have, which I'm thankful for and you should be too.

>>39529054
Kek easy chief I dont think anon actually wants you dead

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>>39529138
I'd have sparked him clean out anyway if he tried the soft cunt, with about 20 of my brown boys jumping in. Kidding I hate when people jump into fights, absolutely vile behaviour.

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Time for a cheeky Stiener bump

>look at the clock
>5:25am
>thought it was only about 4am
time to get a few hours before slavery i guess

>autistically making themed images for all my spotify playlists at 5:30am

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We are losing the middle class

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Watching prison documentaries lads

Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my t-shirt
Then imma feel like an asshole

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>>39530167
Sometimes I'm wishing that my dick had GoPro
So I could play that shit back in slo-mo
I just shot an amateur video, I think I should go pro

Take group photos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYq6h_iNZKQ

I quite like being up when you can't hear any normies out and about

>>39530771
I wake up at 5:30 to go to work, can confirm it's very comfy.

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Good morining lads am having burgers and chips for breakfast.

decided to grow my beard out until spring comes around. I have those facial hair genetics where you don't get that proper stubble, but after a few weeks of really shit looking facial hair I get a nice fair coloured beard going

>>39531927
coloured beard going
you sounds like a faggot

>>39523273
I see the porn nation has manny dykes

It's going to be Halloween soon. How dose everyone else copies with it do you just ignore it or do you try to get involved

On the bus Iads

Looks like I'm the only one here

>>39532347
Where you going
Ogigi

>>39532363
Going to work m8. I stood waiting for it in the rain for 10 minutes, it looks like I've pissed all over my shoes.

>>39531805
morning lad. i'm going to have an apple for mine

>>39531805
Lucky boy. I'm having a greggs.

Should I buy this new apple earpods?

>>39532379
Bus rides are compfy you can just stair out the window and relax

>>39532388
apple a day kid
>>39532347
bus riding is, comfy sometimes i get a day ticket and sit on the bus all day and post on 4chan while listening a audiobook especially if it's raining.

>>39532404
sausage roll
>>39532425
no

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i want some processed wafer biscuits

the pink ones

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>>39532768
pink panthers you mean
also any lewd karens

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Lads, I think I might have testicular cancer.
I found a small (but hard) lump on my right testicle the other day, and it hasn't gone so I'm seeing a doctor about it.
I hope it's a cyst.

getting kinda worried about my heart lately, lads

sometimes get these random chest pains when i'm sitting down that stay for 10-15 minutes then go away again, but i'm sure they're getting more frequent

might start doing some light exercise

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Ah fuck the kids are back in school, takes longer to get to work and sometimes theres a rowdy one or two on the bus.

>>39532889
what are the pains like lad? I've had chest pain problems for the past year or so that made me very worried, but the majority of chest pains you can get are totally benign despite being incredibly painful

>>39533064
damn pesky kids

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Lads feeling grand as fuck just rung up and rescheduled my doctors apointment for friday afternoon instead of having one now, why should I simply accept a given time that was changed from the original declared time and have to give up some of my precious sleeping time just to suit them, to bloddy hell with them I say!

>>39533122
Putting off shit is the best feeling. I don't think there's a bigger dopamine hit than the one you get when you realize you don't have to do anything today.

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room service

>>39533270
hahaha this dopey fucker, watched this episode the other day

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>>39533064
Ill take rowdy kids any day over some of the commuters on the train up to london i had to put up with day and day out when I was working there.
>The constant slurping of coffee
>The slamming of newspapers in front of you on the table.
>The blaring out of shit music from headphones.
>The look at me im wearing a suit im the absolte bollocks compared to everyone else despite the fact im a back room paper shuffler in the city on 20k a year.
>The crazy drunken woman who starts talking to you on the way back and even offers you some of her vodka.
>The person who starts screaming at you because you put your 30kg tool bag on top of her laptop bag that was in the luggage compartment only for you to fuck her screen.
>The generic normie phone conversations.
>The sad and deppressed looks on everyones faces knowing they are just wagecucks in a rat race.
On top of all this having to put up with the shit service from southen rail.

>>39533289
the milk is getting warmer

>weather comes on the news
>going to rain all day
time to get comfy lads

>>39533316
don't remember him saying it, on the 4th episode of season 2 now, don't like this alien dream stuff abit too xfiles .

Woke up two hours ago, just been laying in bed since. Its going to be one of those days...

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>>39533379
oh you have plenty still to come

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>>39533368
love a good rain day
anyone do rainwalks

>>39533389
how spooky does it get out of 10

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>>39533242
Yeah it sure is great as I couldnt sleep properly last night over my anxious worrying that had me on edge of being able to get up properly and not to mention the test results of what the visit to the doctors might entail.
However now I have an easy care free week ahead of me and no longer have to worry about disrupting my fucked sleeping patern.