Amerifats, are you looking forward to being drafted into Trumpo's upcoming invasion of North Korea?
Yeah. How else am I going to snag a qt who has no idea what the world outside her country is like?
>>39521069
>tfw don't meet weight requirements to join even the air force
Does that make me exempt?
>>39521108
This raises a good question:
Could Burgerstan still field an army despite being mostly fat?
>too short
>have scoliosis
Non-misfits BTFO
>>39521149
They can just make a big and beautiful wall of fat people.
>>39521069
Wouldn't mind it tbqh
>>39521069
>Tfw not even fit to serve in the military due to many reasons so I won't have to kill myself for the upcoming draft.
>>39521069
>hey you're drafted
>this one time i went to a psychiatrist and he diagnosed me with depression and gave me prozac for 3 years when i was younger
>ok you're perma dq'd
l8ter nerds haha
i'm a panthuh now, so they won't draft me
>diagnosed Schizophrenic
>Been on meds for years
There's no fucking way they'd put a gun in my hand
People here are too mentally ill or retarded to serve in the military.
>>39521594
read >>39521262
any branch will perma dq you if you've ever even visited a psych
>getting to be the anon who activates the space laser cannon that evaporate the Koreans' water