Hug your father thread

>>39521067
He's halfway around the world though.

>>39521084
Give him a call and tell him you love him then

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I'm not gonna do that but I hugged my imouto instead. She told me I smell weird.

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>>39521067
I called him today and told him I love him lots. He's proud of me for getting a job

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>>39521067
>tfw my father lives on the other side of the country
>my birthday is next wednesday
>he calls me and explains that he's having a very hard time with his job and making sales but he still really wants to get me a present
>hesitantly ask for something for gothic lolita
>he's totally onboard, thinks it's elegant and highbrow and talks for half an hour about how he loved dressing up for high tea and fancy dress as a teenager and young adult
>sends me a little bit in paypal to go towards anything I want and apologizes saying he wish he could do more
I'm going to try and see him this November
He deserves a hug, he tries so fucking hard.

Pretty sure my dad's asleep
I should sleep soon too since I need to keep my sleep schedule healthy now
>>39521246
That's code for washing your hands
>>39521287
Your dad sounds great anon, have an early happy birthday

>>39521287
That's really sweet anon. It'll make him happy I'm sure

I doubt a hug would make his day, all I got was a 'what was that about?'. I've never seen him that surprised, or surprised at all, for that matter. I got a 'why does he get a hug but I don't?' from my sister though.

>>39521646
Yes, go to bed eventually nutella. Be sure to get comfy.
>That's code for washing your hands
Pls, I came fresh out of the shower, she probably thought the new shampoo smelled funny.

>>39521753
I sure hope you hugged your sister too.

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>>39521646
>>39521669
thanks you guys
I told him I love him and will definitely call him on my bday. maybe send him some pics when the veil comes in.

we had a very hard time with our relationship when I was growing up because of his alcoholism and drug use but he's been sober for years and has changed so dramatically he's like a different person. It's really bizarre to talk to him when he's like this but it's so nice to know that you're loved unconditionally by your father

>>39521067
He said if I'm pregnant out of wedlock he's still disowning me

>>39521824
She hugs me more than enough.

>>39521287
My dad is a jeahova's witness, I never get any presents from him. Love and cherish your dad forever and be his little gothic princess.

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>>39522069
cheers mother fucker
I hope that one day your father will see the error of his ways as well
and even if he doesn't, I hope that you live a good life for being a decent person with good intentions

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>>39521824
>Be sure to get comfy
Ooh I will, I've lots of pillows and everything too
>>39521831
Glad your dad's picked up his life, sounds like you've got a great relationship.

I can't, he won't see me or talk to me. Found out off my grandmother that he's now married with a baby. I didn't know where he lives or if he was with anyone

>>39522266
Hey, at least you got a little brother/sister now.

>>39522309
That I'm probably never going to see. At least i got a brother and sister. Little bro is 11 and I'm 20. We have a great bond for the age difference and he likes my stories from the city

>>39521824
>I came fresh out of the shower
I'm sure you did

>>39522360
>That I'm probably never going to see
You know, that's what I thought when I found out I had two little sisters too.

>>39521831
:)

>>39521888
You'd better wait until marriage, then.

>>39522181
My step mom would make sure he never recovers from his errors. She makes sure he is living a miserable life and gets him more and more involved with the JWs so he can't leave. Trying to leave the JWs is the worst, they call your house if you don't show up to church and if you don't come enough they physically send someone to your house.

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>>39522211
>Ooh, I will
Good Ella. Or, whatever your name is tomorrow.

>>39522368
I actually di-
Oooh. Ha-ha anon.

>>39521067
I would if he was alive but I can't

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My aniki got me Homeworld Remastered out of the blue last night. I've been thinking about how to return the favor but I'm drawing a blank.

What do I do as a favor for big brother?

>Have dad
>He is kinda of a badass
>travelled across the world during the 80ies in places like India, Nepal, Mexico, Philippines...
>definition of chad
>was kind of a criminal in his youth
>has always a lot of stories about his youth and how he did a lot of cool adventures
>"you know anon, when I went to India, I had no money and I ended up so poor I returned home with just one slipper I've found on the seaside. Yeah, the seaside, did I told you about the times I've fought a pack of feral dogs in Mexico on the seaside? Had to jump in the ocean to run from them, scary shit. I returned there the day after with a leadpipe but they weren't there.
>actual stories from his life
>They're not even fake because there's people that witnessed his actions
>He now sails a wind boat he fixed himself during the winter because "he got old"

On the other hand there's me

>on /r9k/
>likes anime
>never had a gf
>doesn't like to go outside
>...

If my dad's proud of me... I would be surprised. I will never be as him and I know I'm kind of a constant delusion.
I won't go and hug him or he may think that I'm a faggot or something.

>>39522854
Give him a hug desu

>>39522854
Kill yourself so he doesn't have to deal with a live-in attention whore anymore

>>39522854
Does he vidya too? I feel like that'd be an easy equivalent present to make.
Otherwise, you're good at cooking, right? Do some fancy meal and sit under the table

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>>39521067
jokes on you OP, my fathers dead

Cant, he went to europe. But today he called me to thank me for all i was doing for him in here. So that was nice.

>>39523107
>>39523140
>>39523189
Stop giving her positive attention and she'll stop attention whoring

>>39522907
That reminds me of my dads trips to Mexico, Indonesia and Yemen. He's not as badass as your dad as he was was more inclined to quickly walk away and hunker behind a car when everyone started loading their guns cuz a little fight in the yementi market square was getting out of hand. I don't think I'll ever travel the world like he did though, and that makes me sad. Some of his stories still sound like those from european explorers from the 19th century. In indonesia there was this little vllage that gathered all there people to come and see him arrive because they'd never seen a white man before, at least not in two generations.

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>>39521287
>>39521831
That's nice, next time you see him give him a big old hug and lots of cheek kisses
He sounds like he's a good guy
>>39522907
Maybe he'll appreciate it, go hug him

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>>39523140
I do that every day but I'll give him an extra big hug today
>>39523189
>spoiler
I like this idea

>>39523189
>spoiler
That's some lewd shit you dyke

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like hell ill hug a man that wasnt a part of my upbringing in any meaningful way and chose his work over me at every opportunity

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>>39521067
>give your father a hug
hell no, if i'am a subhuman autistic manlet it's only his fault

Never really saw the guy too much growing up because of work. A few years were pretty rocky because of his alcoholism and other issues. Still, love and respect the man a lot ever since he's dialed it down for the sake of us. We've been going out as a family more often these past two years, so we're all happy about that. He also constantly calls us to check up on us, so that's always rad of him.
Best memory I have is when we built a ramp for his friend's disabled wife out of scratch and some other fixings up the place needed.
>Knew fuck all of what I was doing and thought I'd be a nuisance rather than be helpful
>Didn't matter much, he'd always promise that things will turn out fine if we keep going at it
>"Won't know until you try it" and he would say that whenever I felt a bit overwhelmed
>From the hidden copperhead that scared the shit out of me when I was grabbing material, to the fear of falling I had when I was helping him cover up the exposed insulation on the ceiling, he'd always reassure me
>No Gunpla kit ever got close to the amount of satisfaction I felt the day when we finished up after 6 straight weekends of working

Will always admire the guy, no matter how difficult some things got.
>>39521831
Glad that things are working out for the two of you. Wishing for the best, and I hope keeps staying the best. A bit of a personal question, but has your views on alcohol changed any?
>>39522854
Give him a one-way ticket to POUND TOWN. Nah, maybe just go with the extra big hug you mentioned earlier.

>>39523522
>has your views on alcohol changed any?
I'm actually an alcoholic and drinking as we speak. Despite swearing off of any kind of drug as a child my severe mental illness and life circumstances have led to me using a readily available substance like alcohol as a crutch. He doesn't know that I drink so much and I want to keep it that way. I understand why he did what he did when I was a child as well. I wish things could have been different but I don't hold it against him.

>>39523328
>>39523406
It's not that lewd, just thought it'd be a fun idea.

My father is in jail for molesting my friend.

Hug your father threads are always noticeably shittier than the other threads. And thank you Laura.

Loved me so much he beat me, forced me to watch horror movies and molested me

>>39523942
Wait what did I do? I didn't make the thread

>>39524030
For not attention whoring. For leaving your trip off, unlike some people. You're a good person.

do you foreigners really hug your family and tell them you love them? sounds so gay

>>39524540
My family isn't very physically affectionate (or in any other way, really) but I hug my sisters often enough and it's rarely gay.

>be black
>hug air

I heard a hurricane was heading towards my mom's house so I called her and made sure she had emergency plans and everything. Thankfully she did and she is preparing just in case, she said she was very happy I called her to make sure she was ok.

>>39524632
do you say you love them? sounds very weird to me but then again I'm from a country of autistic sociopaths

>>39524734
Ohai Finland.
But yeah I tell my sisters I love them. Not all the time because I assume they know and I'm honestly not much of a people person, although I am close to my sisters.

>>39524734
>country of autistic sociopaths
Finland or Serbia?

>>39521067
if i had one i would probably, probably wouldn't let go for a long time

>>39521067
>Dad is PTSD bipolar gen x vet that lives a day's drive away
Yeah. No thanks.

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>>39524772
>>39524867
it shouldn't be this easy

>>39525049
Well if it makes you feel better, even though they technically lost, you guys kicked the Soviet Union's ass in the Winter War.

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>>39525314
Never underestimate weaponized autism and manlets.
To be fair, Lauri Torni wasn't a manlet (I think) and still pretty badass.

Also, good night thread. Work tomorrow so hooray for somewhat normal sleeping habits.

>>39525439
>hooray for somewhat normal sleeping habits.
That's gonna be a challenge for me tonight. Woke up at 5pm but work tomorrow. Suffering.

>>39523214
Well, I don't think we need to do that. He tells me stuff on how he had to sign this "if I die it's not the government fault" papers before entering into the most remote places of the golden triangle.

I mean I like traveling and the "adventure" side of life seems really cool n'stuff. But we probably don't need any of that. Just roaming around in a foreign big city is enought for me. (Arguably more dangerous than going in the golden triangle, maybe) also times changed, we probably live in more civilised places. The difference and the shock we and them feel would have been greater for us.
I mean, I believe there are not many places around now that never saw a white man, or stuff like that.

Maybe /pol/'a right. Maybe we've all became faggots.

>>39525528
>Maybe /pol/'a right.
/pol/ is always right(tm)

Page 9 safety bump

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tl;dr Don't go to my dad's house for labor day, he'll make you build a gate for his fuckin' fence.
Havent had cute shit to tell ya'll for while so listen up. Like I already said, big sis rubbed my leg 'cause it was sore, then we were up fucking late watching dumb shit while she made me massage her fuckin' whole body in return. Not like literally, perverts pls. But after that she was all relaxed and happy and shit and we got all snuggly on the couch and passed out, shit was cash. I like this bitch when she aint being a bitch.
Also I didn't hug my dad today, fuk u.
>>39522854
Buy him Knack 2. maybe put a blowjob coupon in the box tho.

>>39526719
>we were up fucking
I knew you had it in you.

>>39524540
I hug my dad at least once a day, my mom maybe every other day, I'm admittedly not as comfortable physically with her
>>39524678
Sounds like she'll be alright, good luck to her

My father's dead, you jerk

>>39526743
I didn't see you today.

>>39526741
Man I aint even care, this shit just makes me laugh now.

>>39526743
>my mom maybe every other day
Mum hugs are top tier, you're missing out.

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>>39526719
Second person to suggest I give him a blowjob. I already did that tonight but I guess I'll do it again tomorrow.

>>39521287
is your dad, dare i say, /ourguy/

I hugged my dad after he came home from staying really late at work. He said that sometimes even dads need a big hug after a long day. I told him that I loved him with my stupid voice because he likes it when I try to talk normally to him and he seemed down. He even had a little wetness in his eye.

Also round two of sleeping with my brother tonight. I hate to admit that I'm looking forward to it.

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hugged him, said good night and i love him

>he seemed surprised
>hugged me back a lil bit longer than i intended
>says he appreciated me coming down and thanked me and said he loves me too

I leave in 6 days. Fuck, he was never perfect, but he tried his best.

Why didn't I hug him more?

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>>39527405
Girl I said blowjob coupon, mybe he'll save that shit for later, you dont know. Suck him while he plays Knack 2 or some shit I dunno.
Ya'll got me thinking about lewd shit a chick could do to her big brother, ima go to jail because of these threads.

>>39527405
You're always bragging about having a little something up there maybe you should use that

>>39527579
what about the things an older sister could do to her younger brother

>>39527563
>I hate to admit that I'm looking forward to it
Are you literally my sister? I can't keep her out of my bed lately.

>>39527577
Where are you leaving to anon?
You can still hug him while he's here

>>39527655
armyfag, basic in 6 days.

It's not like I've never hugged him or my mom, but after my relationship with my brother was finally over for good, I stopped really caring about people or physical contact or expressions of love.

>>39521067
I left that fucker to rot 8 years ago
Fuck him and what he did to my family
Leaves until I'm 12 and then wants to get all buddy-buddy with me, forces me to do all this stupid bonding shit with me, trash talks my whole family all the time, tells me my interests are bad. I put up with his shit for 5 years

>>39527563
Gosh, that's sweet. Hugs after long days are good for anyone and I think everyone deserves them.
Can't see a reason to hate to admit that. It's always nice to sleep next to someone.
>>39527577
6 days left to hang out with him some more. There will always be a chance to spend more time together in the future. Still, best wishes.
>>39527579
I'm sorry, repeat these thoughts again. Be sure to be as descriptive as possible for the sake of the FB- I mean, for Kissy.

>>39527684
>that feel when similar dad
I guess he's not that bad though. I just can't see eye to eye with him on many things.

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>>39527579
Well I guess I can do both

>>39527593
I tried that before and it feels awkward for me but I'll try it again now that I'm a bit more "experienced"

>>39527563
>>39527577
Y'all be cutting onions in here or what?

>>39527736
My father was unbearable
He expected me to be the same as him, and to never disagree with him on anything
The worst thing he ever did was tell me "We have to catch up on all that bonding we missed." You had 12 years to call me at birthdays, holidays, or take me on vacations, fucker. He also didn't pay my mom any child support. I still don't know how he got away with it, he should be in jail for all the responsibility he dodged

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>>39527637
Nah that shit aint real, only happens in your japanese pornos.
>>39527698
Naaaah you's just fishing for ideas to do on your own damn sister, I aint going to double jail for that.

>>39528099
Who knows, if you're a good enough otouto, it just might happen to you.

>>39527683
Why'd you join the army? Not knocking you, I respect it, just curious
What happened with your brother?

>>39521067
Who wants to be my daddy for the moment so I can have someone to hug

Page 8: why the fuck am I still awake edition

>had an awful day at my new job
>just miserable
>go home
>really need a day off
>still one more shift ahead of me
>didn't want to eat because late lunch
>dad took offense to it
>just wanted to relax
>depression coming back stronger than ever
>just go lay in the shower for half an hour
>get in bed and try to sleep
>started to get hungry
>eventually not even depression could outweigh the logic in needing to eat
>decide to try to make food
>dad made what is legitimately one of my least favorite foods
>fucking hate it
>depression cuts my ability to handle it
>go and sit on the couch
>stare at my feet and cry
>mom comes into the living room
>asks me what's wrong for once
>barely manage to say that I'm hungry
>she puts together some left over spaghetti knowing I don't like the food that was made
>manage to piece myself back together
>eat the food
>she hugs me
>finally feel some level of comfort

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>tfw realized recently that I sperg out when I accidentally touch my father like when we are on the sofa or something

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>tfw raised by a single mother
I know who my dad is but he's a fucking scumbag and I hate him.

Dad threads are a bad idea

>>39530304
Na we've had some good posts so far besides the typical meme r9k "I hate my dad" posts

>>39530304
Dad threads aren't bad, we all got some daddy issues because out of all the family members usually the relationship with a dad is an odd one. Dad's always show love in weird passive ways because they don't wanna seem too soft, but don't wanna be too hard ass either.

graveyard shift bumpity bump until the Eurofags start posting again

>>39521067
My father is dead and the stepfather that replaced him is literally a cuck

>>39532515
Tell him to stop being a cuck and tell your mom to stop being an easy slut

>had a dream where I cuddled my older sister
>realize I barely touched my family growing up

>>39521067
What if my father died while I was 2 years old?

>>39533199
Hug your mother's new husband Tyrone

>>39533199
Maybe ask your mom about your dad, get to learn who he was and his history. Take the time to learn your families' history through it.

>>39521067
I haven't seen my father since he left for China in 2009.

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>>39521067
I don't think so
>helping him in all IT stuff
>helping him in all his office stuff
>doing an degree that he wanted me to do
>still telling me I don't give a fuck about anything and that I only "hang out" with him because he is giving me money

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Morning anons. I have a working day today so not much to report, except I can proudly say I made my sister fall asleep again. She'll probably miss some class, poor exhausted girl.
Otherwise, hope everyone's having a good day/night, I assume the Americans are all asleep now.

>>39521067
I wish I could. He's a drug addict and lives with his tranny gf. I wish I was joking.

I see everyone saying the cuddle with their sibling and all i have to say is how do i bring it up to my sister

>>39534395
You don't, or maybe, just maybe if she's drunk and you phrase it as a joke.

>>39528440
Sorry I waddled away

Army basically because I'm a huge military enthusiast and supporter so natural.

Brother beat me, molested me, and abused me almost daily for my first 12 years, gave a half added apology and then dipped from the family and my life ever since.

Morning sex with big brother is a good thing to wake up to

I fucking hate attention whores

>>39521067
Jokes on you my dad drank and did crack until he ended up in a 6 month coma and died.

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>>39522473
>>39526751
>>39532515
>>39533199
>tfw dad is kill

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Who else here realized once they grew up that they share their father's personality? I didn't notice my dad's personality when I was little, but now I see that he's really shy and passive like me.

>>39536501
Not really. My dad is a pretty big chad, military school for paratrooper training and ended up as a fighter pilot.
But from him I got my anxiety and panic attacks.

Day 2 of brother sleeping. We didn't cuddle as much as last night but we were all over each other then. Just some nice spooning and some butt poking. which is nothing compared when his dick slipped out last night and was sandwiched between our bellies and I didn't even notice until it had been out for a while

>>39536991
>spoiler
But why didn't you help him out? You should of taken care of it for him.

>>39537295
But that's rape. Why would you encourage that?

>>39537326
You can't rape the willing, anon. He clearly wants it.

>>39537350
>He clearly wants it
How can you tell?

>>39537366
>butt poking
>dick slipped out

Come on, anon. You know better.

>>39537295
It's not really my style, I can't take initiative towards anyone... and he's 15.

>>39537350
>He clearly wants it.
I want you to look at this sentence again and think about it for a moment.

He didn't let me get close and called me a faggot

>>39537444
>butt poking
It's called morning wood. No doubt many have experienced it.
>dick slipped out
In other words, she took it out of his pants. I know that's what my sister would say if I found myself in that position.

>>39537485
Hey! I didn't take it out myself! I moved and it sprung into place. I didn't even realize it was there until I slid under his arm and it moved against me.

>>39537549
I'm just calling it like I see it. We're all friends here, nobody's gonna judge you.

>when you realize what that weird crust under your belly button was

Do boys just leak like that?

>>39537466
>he's 15
Oh in that case just hold him tight and protect his smile

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>>39537618
>just hold him tight

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>fathers life crashed after his drug problem ended in divorce
>lost his job and avoided getting one for four years to avoid child support
>lost the house
>now living in a trailer on his parents property
>supposedly off the drugs for a while now
>I'm the only thing in life he really has to look up for
>Even then I'm doing terrible
>closeted (to family), starting college with no plan of what i want to do, dont feel im able to work, cant even get the courage to learn to drive
>depressed wreck as every relationship ive come close to having completely collapsed, besides being some chicks rebound to get back at her ex, most i did was kiss her
>>39537466
>tfw no qt little bro to cuddle and lewd with
Lucky fuckin bastard

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>>39537682
>tfw no qt little bro to cuddle and lewd with

>>39537618
He has the sweetest smile. It's so big and he always really squints his eyes super tight. He's just generally adorable even after he got the weird hidden big boy genes no one else got.

>>39537718
>He has the sweetest smile
That's really cute, cuddly neechan. Post more often

I don't have a daddy so my bf is kinda my daddy. I don't even have a daddy fetish, he just kinda took a protector and nurturing role and i really like being carried and called a good girl and told to behave during rough sex...
He also feeds me and reads to me and holds my hand everywhere (i kinda get lost easily!!) and he wipes crumbs off my face and my clothes. it's kinda embarrassing but i secretly love it I LOVE HIM <3

>>39521067
That would be awkward, I'm quite a disappointment to my family. Maybe after I get a job/move out and give him something to be proud of.

>>39537915
hot
tfw no daddy bf

>>39538565
Girls with daddy issues are the worst

>>39538604
rude! why do you say that... ;~; i don't want you to hate me anon

>>39538653
god i want to force you down and slam my cock so far deep into you your cervix breaks

>>39538653
Because it's true. Bitches be beyond crazy.

>>39539052
yeah but *why*
i already know i'm crazy

>>39521067
My dad is serving life in prison

>>39539123
What'd he do?

Also woo, work day pretty much done. Back home for some quick eating and then off again. God I hate busy days.
How's everyone doing?

>>39539161
>How's everyone doing
Finding out that my aniki is into humiliation fetish and wants to make me to go around a mall with a thin white shirt and no bra

h-how do I tell big brother no?

>>39539161
>>39539218
Whoops 4chins ate my trip

>>39539218
You say no. Seems fairly simple to me.

>>39539218
How's that humiliating? Sounds hot.
Wait until he asks you to wear a collar under a scarf. Or something.

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>>39539541
>in public
>nips basically on show
How is it not?

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>>39539643
Maybe it's a chestlet thing but I don't always wear a bra going out if it's hot outside. I doubt people notice or look. And even if, oh well, nips.

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>>39539161
>What'd he do?
He has like 3 murder convictions, arson, weapon possession and Camorra association (thats a crime in Italy)

Hes in a prison in Bologna

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>>39539690
>thin white tshirt
>basically put on display
Chestlets are weird

>>39539876
I think it's more a case of "American are weird", I suppose Europeans generally care less about stuff like that. Like, at French beaches my mother got weird looks for *not* going topless.
Honhonhon, ces vrais Autrichiens, they laughed. Fucking frogs.

>>39539725
Wew. Dangerous guy. I've recently read a book about the Camorra, if even half of it is true I'm never visiting Naples.

>that feel when you text your imouto asking about her weight and she blocks you
I didn't know she was this sensitive. How can I love a sister who can't handle the banter?

>>39539973
I don't think wearing a borderline see through tshirt with no bra being risque is "Americans are weird" territory.

Also Frenchies are weirdos

>this morning
>go to the bathroom for morning rituals
>brother's there doing his own stuff
>give a big hugg
>butterflies
>say we look kinda cute standing in front of the mirror together
>"uh-huh"
>awkward silence
>leave and wait until he's done
I'm starting to hate this stupidhead, just let me have my comfy moments with you and agree with me or something

>>39540056
>I'm starting to hate this stupidhead
He's just being tsun, keep hugging him though.

>>39539725
>Hes in a prison in Bologna
ayy i was incarcerated in casa circondariale bologna back in 2014

ayy

I'm not sure that he does love me so much as he sees me as an extension of his ego.

Bump. Where did everyone go?

>>39542597
I don't knooow
I should be going to sleep soon, I hope the thread stays up

my father dead

I'll give a bumpy too
Someone please say hello

>>39544561
Hello friend, how're you today?

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>>39544603
Helloo
I'm doing okay, I should go to sleep soon
How are you anonie?

Clinically depressed britbong who posts Evangelion images you there?

How does one make aquatiances friends? This is coming from a slightly autistic person. Any tips?

My father died 10 years ago.

And my mom is out of town for a week and left me all by myself. It's kind of scary. I don't even know how to cook, but maybe I will lose some weight.

>>39544653
You probably should, it's a sensible time to sleep. I'm okay.
>>39544719
Yeah I'm around
>>39544736
Just talk to them more, I'm not joking. Build rapport and you'll eventually become friends.

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>>39521067
Too bad he hates me

>>39544846
Why is that anon?
Do you still live together?

>>39544765
>Yeah I'm around
Go hug your dad

>>39544736
I don't know how I can give advice that'd help for you
Spending more time with them is always the first step though
>>39544765
>I'm okay.
Hope you'll feel better-than-okay-and-actually-really-amazing soon then
I'll sleep in 1 2 3

>>39544933
Fuck with these names you're murdering my sides right now Ella

>>39544897
>Go hug your dad
Well that's quite hard seeing as I have no idea where he is right now. I would go hug my mum but it's a little late.
>>39544933
>Hope you'll feel better-than-okay-and-actually-really-amazing soon then
Don't worry about me, silly. Focus on sleeping like a sensible person would.

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Aww fuck I clicked on that incest grope thread instead of this and got real confused.
Anyway guess who's got two thumbs, a dumbass panicky sister, and is getting up at 5am to go to a place with no hurricanes.
>>39539690
>>39539876
You know what if we're being honest big sis only really wears bras when she goes to work and I thought that was normal until like now.

My dad hates being touched.

>>39545314
If you have c or below that normal if you got d or up you almost always are wearing a bra

>>39545314
So many FL fags around here.

>>39544933
Ella, you're going too far.
>>39545314
Is it you? Stay safe, man. Keep your sister calm and collected.

>>39545314
Tell her you're scared and need her to hug you.
Also reminder that kissy is an ugly ho.

>>39545675
>Also reminder that kissy is an ugly ho
Slander, I think she is a very pretty ho.

>>39545918
You have weird taste if you think butterfaces are very pretty.

>>39521067
My dad killed himself because my mom was cheating on him with three other guys. He first tied her to the bed and raped her over and over while not feeding her until she would give him the names of the men. He continued to find the men and kill them and a multitude of ways including chipping ones penis off and letting him bleed out. After he was found out the police tried to take him away but as the police report goes he was calmly sitting in his big, camouflage recliner chair with a magnum in his hand. He had a grand smile on his face then proceeded to lift the gun to his head where he pulled the trigger. I was still a baby then my mother is still alive. I am 23 now and only found out about what truly happened about two years ago so sadly I cannot hug my father.

>>39546166
God damn your dad was badass. It's a shame your mother was such a whore. She should have died, not him.

>>39545966
>You have weird taste
That I do friend. I do still think that she's conventionally attractive though.
>>39546166
Your dad was a real human bean and a real hero. Sorry that you grew up without him.

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>>39546166
>He continued to find the men and kill them and a multitude of ways including chipping ones penis off

>>39545918
She's very pretty.
>>39545966
This is heresy, guy. She's very cute.

>>39546248
Amen to that, every whore that cheats on a man that she is married to should be publicly humiliated and killed

>>39544933
You're good at this name game. How are you doing, you barely posted the last couple days.
>>39545314
>Aww fuck I clicked on that incest grope thread instead of this and got real confused.
Suuuurree, I also accidentally click on certain websites I, as a good, pure, christian boy, would never vist. Idunno how it happends.
>>39546166
Your story sounds a little hard to believ but if it's true that some shit man, holy fuck. I'm sorry about you never being able to grow up with a dad. If mine is anything to go by then they are a royal pain in the ass you would miss more then both your arms.

I had a good day. Wached some dumb tv series with my cousin and her brother, sitting in between them with my arms around their shoulders. It felt nice to sit snug with my cousin, especially if she moved a bit. Sounds kinda creepy when I put it like that, oh well. Anyways, somehow we got into a tickling contest so we rolled around on the couch and the floor tickling each other, that was pretty fun. You guys have any good tickle stories?

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>father left at very young age
>never spoken to him
>do not know his name
>do not have his phone number
>do not know where he is
>know I am never going to see him
>know that he does not give a shit about me
>tfw

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>>39521287
This gave me a good feel, I have never really had the best relationship with my father growing up but as of recent years it's gotten better. He was always so bitter growing up and I always thought it was because he just hated his life and took it out on me and my siblings which in a way he did but it wasn't his fault, my mother broke up the family because she's a cheating whore. For 3-4 years I didn't talk to my father because my mother always played victim and I believed it, only reason why I even patched things up with him is because my mother needed edge so she could get more money so she convinced me to talk to him again. He's still overly grumpy and annoying because he's needy but it's not his fault because he's sick and I should help him since the rest of my dirt bag siblings might as well be niggers. He's not perfect, he says stupid things and has a short temper but he does his best to mend wounds and do the right thing. When I left for college about over a month ago I got emotional, and to my suprise I looked up and found the same grumpy old man I knew getting worked up to. Sorry for the long post and not green texting it, I just wanted to share and to vent.

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>>39545574
Maybe.
We all will be fine, unless Georgia gets fucked up too, but the house we're going to is safer than a dang apartment at least.
She's fine now.
>>39545675
Nah she's the one who needed hugs nig.
>>39546404
Bruh I just saw the word incest and my dumbass brain was all "Uhhh we doing this now I guess okay whatever". Definitely didnt get my eyes caught on the op pic, nope.

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how is this gat dang thread still up. chances are if you had a good father figure in your life you wouldnt have ended up on 4chan of all places.

>>39546166
Holy shit Anon I'm so sorry. You may not be able to hug your dad but I will give you a hug if you want. My dad was just never there for me when I needed him most. Some examples would be when I was a baby instead of buying food and diapers he would buy Nikes and car rims. Another time would be when I would wet the bed when I was little he would only wash the sheets every few weeks so my bed was just drenched in pee. He also married my step mom who mentally abused me with the Bible using it to say how full of sin I was and how I had to denounce my love for my mother in order for God to love me. But holy crap I feel bad for you, if we ever met up I would take you out to dinner and it would never make the pain go away but it would be a little something.

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my grandpa is my true dad
>walk up to him
>watching NCIS
>kinda shocked that I hugged him
>"what are you huggin on me for? guilty conscience?"
>yeah
>love ya old man
>"love you too bud"
>dont like you though. its a joke we have
>he smiles
feelsgoodman

>>39539690
>>39539876
>>39545314
I always wear a bra if I'm going somewhere, usually a sports bra I know I'm only hurting myself with them but they're comfy and I like them
You never know, you could end up upside down or something

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>dad got cancer when I was 13
>it spread to his brain so he had trouble remembering us and got mad over petty shit
>never visited him much
>after 3 months his condition got so bad he just flat out died one day
>never got to say goodbye

>>39549108
Don't worry Anon, your dad is watching you from the heavens. I'm also sure he loved you even if he didn't remember you. When your time naturally comes you will get a chance to say hello to him again. For now you can cherish the happy memories you had with your father.

Woke up in the middle of the night bump

>>39548618
How are sport bras bad?

>>39550812
They tend to make you look even flatter anon
But it's not like I've got anything to show off so oh well

I'm bored someone come talk to me

>>39550847
Sports bras are very comfy

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>tfw gave sis a massage to calm her nerves and now she's chilled out to the point where we might not leave afterall
I got magic hands or somethin' I guess. Hope they dont get my ass killed.
>>39550992
Gurl I'm bored too, let's be bored friends.
Never worn a sports bra, can't relate.

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>>39550992
You're a fag aren't you. There are no wominz here

I feel really bad

>go to dinner with my grandparents to meet with some of their old friends
>sort of a "bring the grandkids" sort of thing
>it was fine
>one lady brought her granddaughter and her great granddaughter
>try to talk because old people like to try and make me feel better by letting me talk
>little girl that was maybe four years old asked why I talk funny
>her mom proceeded to chew her out until she was crying
>the girl wouldn't even look at me afterwards

It's going to be on my mind for at least a week. Maybe I'll feel better during my last brother cuddling session tonight.

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Here, because I like you so much.
Also
>tfw when your sister uses your art as her phone background
I felt pretty happy when it was her binder covers growing up, and this feels just as good. Gave her a hug when she asked for the drawing.
>>39551427
Oh, that was rough. Feel bad for the little girl. Hope the sleep helps out for you.

>>39551427
>last brother cuddling session
Yeah but why isn't this every night?

>>39551052
>>39551508
It was for you. This was for you, you seal loving bastard.

he was really really tired. work is killing this man, and he'll never miss a day just for us
it fucking hurts so much

>>39551508
I know it was just devastating. I wanted to start crying. I just hate seeing that so much.

>>39551512
15. Five-zero. Just 15. Ooooooooooonly 15.

Everyone else is my family is a total normie too so if they think it's weird they'll do something about it

>>39551570
I know he's only 15 but you can still be nice to him

>>39551570
>Everyone else is my family is a total normie

I dont knopw what the context is. i dont know what youre talking about. just to make this even more to the point, im not even going to bother reading the thread's topic.

all I know is that you said that phrase, which makes you a normie. what you said is exactly what a normie pretending not to be a normie would say.

bye

>>39551605
I am nice to him though. I try to be a good big sister.

>>39551622
Well my parents were cool growing up and my brothers are cool while I'm lonely.

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>>39551508
>>39551519
Aint that a cute little fucker. Thanks bruh.

>>39551700
>I try to be a good big sister
You seem like you are. I'm only suggesting is you keep letting him sleep in your bed.

>>39551570
>Five-zero
I like you and I kind of want to be your friend, but he's not 50.

Daddy ain't home.

>>39521067
> Hug your father
But isn't that fucking gay to rundomly hug your father?

>>39551723
He'll probably get a cute girlfriend soon anyways and think it's weird that I want to be close to him. I can enjoy what I have for now.

>>39551727
I'm so dumb

>>39551842
You're not dumb. Everybody makes mistakes.

>>39551700
uncool =/= normie

i see youre a woman. makes sense. youre just looking for hip cool labels to be a part of.

>>39551842
If you are even half way atractive, actually scartch that as long as you feel like a female and smell like one your brother will enjoy you sleeping with him and being close to him.

>>39551842
>I can enjoy what I have for now
Protect that smile

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Ugh, my incestous feelings for my dad are starting to come back again. It's like my body knows he is nearby and starts giving me dirty thoughts I never asked for.

>>39551052
I'd hope not
>>39551700
You seem like a good sister, keep it up
>>39553712
I know you can't ignore them, but I'd try not to worry about never getting over him
Trust me, I get it about creeping feelings, I live with the guy, I just know it has to get better eventually, or at least try and think it

>>39554456
Did Deer kill himself or not? What were you talking about?

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>>39554456
What are ways you cope with them? My old way was to find a man online and have them roleplay a fatherly figure. The only problem was I would get attached to them the next day and be at their ankles metaphorically. I have been trying to cold turkey off that method but I have to lock myself in my room because I tend to mutter creepy shit.

I would if i hadn't lost him.


I really do miss him...

Who the fuck is jack johnson

>>39555590
If I ever need a random English name I usually use either Jack or John Johnson

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Morning bump.
My night was fun, I managed to wake up my mom at 4am because she removed the house key and I had to call her to open up when I came home. I'm afraid to leave the bed now.
I think I'll send my imouto as a scout to gauge how mad she is.

>>39556438
>she removed the house key
What? Do you not have your own key?
>no toothgap

>>39521067
what fucking father

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>>39556438
What were you doing out at 4 in the morning?

>>39556473
I do, I just never take it with me because I'm afraid of losing it and we always have one hidden in the anteroom (where you can get in with just the door code). But she took it when walking the dog and didn't put it back so I was locked out at 4am.
But yeah I should probably take the key with me when I go out, the thing is I don't have a car or any other keys really so I'm afraid I'll lose it somewhere. And my father would flip his shit.

>>39556511
I was at some investment banking event with my father and met a really interesting guy and we got talking and then it got late and suddenly it's 4am. Happens.
Also is Star Vs S2 worth a watch?

>>39556532
Yes, it's better than the first season because now that the people making it feel comfortable with the concept (and know they are secured on the Disney channel) start having multi episode plots like TV shows do these days but it's not too deep where if you miss an episode your lost so you can still comfortably watch it.

>>39555637
Oh thanks that clears everything up

>>39556576
Sorry late reply, something came up.
Fair enough thanks. I completely missed the second season for some reason but I liked the first, especially Michael C Halls character. I'll catch up on it.

>>39556532
That poor guy. He probably thought he had a chance.

>>39558433
Doubtful, he's like 50 and knows I'm gay anyway. But he's a smart guy and I enjoy talking with him.

Dad was out so I hugged my Mom. She was watching some chinese show, talked a little about her day and classes.

Felt good.

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Also I'm hugging my mom a lot lately because her father isn't doing too well unfortunately. It almost doesn't feel weird anymore.
In lighter news I went grocery shopping with her just earlier and had to resist buying all of pic related.

>hug your father

What father? I've never met mine.

>Switched from the thin blankets to the thicker ones
>My sister and I were two snug bugs in a soft rug all night
>>39559489
You were just planning on dumping the crackers out and keeping the packaging, weren't you?

>>39559828
>snug bugs in a soft rug
Sounds top comfy. And thanks for reminding me that I need to have my blanket changed.
I definitely wasn't planning to just roll around in a hundred packages of Frozen themed crackers. Or something.

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>>39546404
I'm doing okay, managing. Life is getting a little more busy but I've been around, just haven't felt the need to post. Nothing super interesting has happened
Glad you're doing okay anyway
>tickle stories
I don't really have any cute stories, normally I'm the one getting tickled.
I don't think enough people realize how awful it can be, when I still slept with my oldest sister she'd pretty much relentlessly tickle me every other day until I just started pinning her down. It's torture.
>>39559489
How many did you buy though? Be honest here.
>>39559828
Comfy snuggling is comfy
Can't wait until it's cold enough to rebuild my arcane pillow fort

>>39559896
Why are robot thighs so alluring, goddamn.
>relentlessly tickle me
Sisters are the fucking worst. But to be fair I did the same to my younger sister. The circle continues.
>How many did you buy though?
Not a single one. ;_; My mother said it's silly. Might go there by myself tomorrow and buy some anyway because I'm a rebel.

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>>39559852
It was the comfiest, until some of the sneezing around 3AM from a recovering sister.
I honestly wouldn't put that past you, Austria. You can't let your dreams just be dreams. Go back and buy them all. Live.
>>39559896
>mellannium
You're going too far. I'll convert another of your ideas into a silly drawing if you can't stop.
>It's torture.
It's funny though. We've never really built a genuine pillow fort growing up. We'd just move the two long couches we had in the living room together, throw every pillow we could find inside, and watch movies.
Hope your pillow fort goes well once you get to building it.

You all be talking about tickling but no one tickled me quite like my dad. He tickled me all throughout when I was a kid and I would have to tell him to stop because I was always on the urge of peeing myself or my sides started hurting from all the tickling. Now a days no one dares tickle me because it will prolly upset my bowels if you do (I have IBS so I gotta be careful about upsetting my bowels). Though if I was dating someone I would let them tickle me.

>>39560079
That's really sweet. Would he stop though? Seems like crying uncle just means to go for a bit longer until you finally do stop.
Is it that sensitive that it could happen from just a tickle?

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My father hates me though and wishes I wasn't born. I know he doesn't love me.

I hug my dad all the time whats wrong with you people?
Me and my dad have a great relationship. He understand me and unlike other people, he finds my quirks and nervousness endearing and sweet. He supports me and is even giving me 10 acres of land to live on, just so i can live close to him. Weve had some huge fights but hes my dad, and in the end im going to be a wreck when he dies.an absolute, overthetop mess
In fact yesterday he said he was really proud of me cuz he saw me at work and he can tell i try my best. Felt good.

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>hug
>not a firm handshake

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>>39559940
Because 2B is a qt
Tickling is awful. Especially when they laugh at your expense and don't listen when you ask them to stop, and when you beg them to stop they'll just say "it's just tickling don't make a big deal out of it" and belittle your pain even further. My siblings are a bunch of tickle psychopaths

Go back and buy all of them except for one so you don't have to lie about it
>>39560005
I'm starting to run out of words now
>We'd just move the two long couches we had in the living room together
That sounds comfy, I'll probably just pile pillows on my bed and sausage rolle myself under several blankets cause I'm lazy
>>39560079
Ouch
I hope he stopped when you asked

>>39560201
I small tickle wouldn't trigger my bowels but maybe a good few seconds might. My dad did always stop when I said "I'm gonna pee myself" because he knew I wasn't bluffing. My dad was a bit keen on not having to clean up a carpet because he took a tickle too far. But man he used to do this thing where he would lift us up on his lap and hold my hands and ankles and stretch us out and then air guitar on on my tummy! He would call me a tickle guitar and I would be crying from laughter from the amount of insane tickling that caused.

>>39559896
I'm pretty ticklish, both my parents abuse that
I had a blanket fort once
Have fun and be comfy
>>39554774
Sorry my car got in bed with me and was all snuggly
I just keep reminding myself he doesn't want that, it doesn't really help with the feelings but it usually helps me from doing something stupid
I also see he's happy with my mom and I'm glad for them, anything I do is just straining that, and I love him, he deserves whatever makes him happy even if I don't like it and I know I could do better than her
Like I said, none of that really helps with the feelings, I don't really have a dad fetish or anything, I don't think roleplaying with someone as my dad would do anything for me, I just tell myself that nothing good will come of having those feelings
My therapist not try so hard to suppress it and don't get mad at myself for feeling like that since it's not your fault, I don't really want go go into it but him and I usually talk about the "whys" with stuff
>>39559489
Sounds like a good thing, the hugging
Maybe keep doing it
>>39560005
That does sound comfy and warm

>>39560005
>I honestly wouldn't put that past you, Austria
N-no, I can resist. I don't need to buy a hundred bags of bread sticks just because there's Elsa on it. I don't.
Besides she's wearing some weird green dress anyway.

>>39560260
Yeah it seems weird that people don't understand how torturous tickling can be even when they themselves get tickled regularly. Sometimes she tickled me so much I actually had a sort of cramping in my stomach from laughing so much. Definitely a tickle psychopath too.

>>39538565
Be my baby gf.
Just be sure to service daddys cock always

>>39560225
>he said he was really proud of me cuz he saw me at work and he can tell i try my best
That must have been a really great feeling to have when he told you I bet. Glad you two are as close as you are.
>>39560260
I'm just surprised you came up with as many as you did. Didn't realize how many words there could for that. Lazy is the definition of comfy though.
>>39560287
Hope you find someone that can give you that right amount of tickling then. Seriously though, that's a different form of tickling that I haven't heard of. Pretty creative and funny.
>>39560339
>car got in bed with me
I like my truck and all, but I woudlnt imagine sleeping with it.
>comfy and warm
It's unbelievable. We're close to the 4th quarter, so that's gonna get hectic at work, but man will it be great to come back to warm and thick blankets during the winter.
>>39560343
>I can resist
Nah, you can't. It'll be a good investment if you think about it. With the movie coming along, I'm sure die hard Elsanna fans will want stuff featuring the two sisters once they ship them off with guys in the sequel. Also, don't be picky.

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>>39560468
>once they ship them off with guys
Don't jinx it Bearg, please. They must stay pure. They must.

>>39560339
My dad fetish is extremely strong due to my suppressed feelings. That's why I can't physically be around him because I know I will have to drain all my mental energy just to be around him for just a few minutes. I had to miss my sister's wedding because he was at it and I could not handle him being in the same room as me. It's awful I feel this way and have to avoid family gatherings because of it. I can't even talk to him over the phone because I would prolly burst into a moan or get flirty with him. I need to see a therapist to help calm my inner sexual demon down, that or just keep avoiding my dad until I can get a boyfriend to perform the dad ritual (that's what I called it).

>>39559896
Nice you're doing okay. What's your problem with tickling!? Tickling is awesome, I love to have tickle fights, I love to tickle and get tickled, does it really sincerely hurt you? You better watch out girl, or I will give you the kieteldood. Now I imagine having a ticklefight with all the the tripfags and anons in here. It sure looks fun in my mind but sometimes I get these really rose tinted glasses on when it comes to imagining hypotheticla situations that will never happen. I just want to roll around on the floor and ticklefight everyone. And then bearguy wuld sit at the side trying to draw the fight but we would keep oving so he can't really so at some point he'd have enough of it and get up and just do a WWE entry style jump straight on top of the pile of people and then we'd all stop and break out laughing. Damn my mind is cheesy.
>>39559489
I'm going to the store in a minute and I will make a picture for you of some frozen(tm) stuff.
>>39560343
TORTURE IS FUN DAMNIT! I-I mean tickling. Tickling is fun. Learn to love it.

Also damn ella the names, forgot to say that, but you're good. Your name is simple though. I'm not gonna give you mine but I can safely say it's impossible with a name like mine.

Tickling is fun but people usually don't realize when it's too much. I enjoy it though, helps to feel closer to my family.

>>39560468
Haha
Like I even have my own car
>>39560554
I'm sorry, I don't know what to say, I really think therapy is a good next step
I guess do your best to love your relationship with him as a father and know that you can't have that and him as a lover

>>39560339
I'll definitely be comfy
Take care of yourself
>>39560343
The bread sticks might be nice though, why don't you just buy one. Come ooon.
>cramping in my stomach
Every time, and the laughing just gives the impression you're actually enjoying it when you're not
>>39560468
There's hundreds probably
Being lazy and snugg with some hot chocolate while it's cold outside is indeed comfy
>>39560522
I've never watched Frozen but I feel like at least one of them might be canon les, with all the LGBT stuff going on in media
>>39560594
It's not fun at all, it's torture. Tickle awareness is an important issue we need to address in this country.
You're a silly person cousin anon, I like you

>>39560594
>make a picture for you of some frozen(tm) stuff
Aw that's sweet.
>inb4 Frozen themed vibrator

>>39560739
I don't really like those bread sticks, they're too salty.
I would just love to eat some tortella chips though.
>I've never watched Frozen
Shame. Do it now.
And yes, Elsa might be canon gay, at least her VA said so but I'm not sure if it'll ever get shown with how big a market the Chinese are.

>>39560739
I'll be alright, while you're comfy, don't forget to be happy
>>39560803
I'm still not gonna

>>39560522
The Mouse does what it will. But nah, I'm sure they wouldn't do anything along the lines of that. It'll be fine.
>>39560554
Can't be of much help, but hopefully therapy works out for you if you do decide to go for it.
>>39560594
That post reminds me that I haven't drawn on actual paper in a while. Kinda weird now that I'm thinking about it. Funny idea though, so thanks for making my morning.
>>39560671
Hey, that's one less cost for you to worry about in life I guess.
>>39560739
Well I look forward to whatever name you come up with next. Stay comfy.

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>>39560671
I know I can never have him as a lover which is part of the reason I exiled myself from him so that I could protect him from myself. Though when I was texting him last time I told him he has to stay away from me due to a "mental illness" though I didn't go into details. The part that hurts is that I know he misses me and wants to see me but I have to make him suffer because of my inner demon. Though I started coming to these threads when I started getting so bad off that I started calling every man I dated "daddy" and would get to attached to them. After being told off as the freak I was by the last guy I had a thing with I knew I had a problem and needed to confront my feelings.
Also fuck when the captcha goes from signs into cars. Always confuses the shit out of me.

>>39560803
Fly over here and you can eat my chips any time
That's how you're supposed flirt, right? I forgot
>Do it now
Make mee
>with how big a market the Chinese are
It's always the Chinese who are behind everything. Either way I'm sure it'll be fine. You'll still have lesbian conversion fanfics, anyway.
>>39560866
I'm sure I won't, just don't forget your own happiness.

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>>39560866
Do eet.

>>39560899
>The Mouse does what it will
Indeed. We are mere mortals, subject to his every whim.

>>39561197
>fly over here and you can eat my chips any time
Just be careful or I might be tempted to actually do that. Very tempted.
>it's always the Chinese who are behind everything
Of course. First currency manipulation and now ruining muh Elsanna.
>lesbian conversion fanfics
Aw yiss. Nothing better than lesbo corrective rape. More dom!Elsa fics now.

>>39560899
I guess
>>39561129
I'm sure you can get over this, and when you do you'll be able to reconnect with him in a healthy way
>>39561197
I'll try not to

>>39561439
You need to open up and tell us what happened.

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>>39561361
>be careful or I might be tempted to actually do that
>implying I'm not expecting you to
I'll pour the tortilla sauce over myself, of course. We'll watch Frozen over dinner.

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>>39562280
>we'll watch Frozen over dinner
But we won't be facing in the same direction.

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>>39562330
you are such a lewd fucking hussy Austria

>>39562330
I agree with the other anon, you two need to get a room.

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>>39562330
Well, it's a dinner date after all. We'll switch positions.

Mom the dykes are at it again

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>>39562414
>>39562446
>you two need to get a room
That's exactly why we're currently working out dinner date details, anon. Also I'm no hussy. Usually.

>>39562496
That's smart. Better than trying to work simultaneously. Doesn't really work super well in my experience.

>>39562537
Pic related

why is there so much incest in these threads

>>39521067
Y'all gay af and heretics.

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>>39562446
>you two need to get a room
Suggest a good hotel.
>>39562537
Ssh
>>39562600
That reminds me, all the sauce would get really messy, you'll have to stay over and shower.
All my 2B stuff is hetero, have some White

>tfw only kinda like girls so I can't get into it

:(

Baby boy is sad because I'm play his new game and he's stuck at school and then practice

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>>39521067
already did last time i saw him

>>39562832
I happen to know a very good hotel in town. Comfy suites.
>you'll have to stay over and shower
Right yes, couldn't go home dirty. My shower easily fits two.

>>39521067
my dads dead lol

>>39563032
What game are you playing?
>>39563397
>My shower easily fits two
It's a plan. But with only one showerhead it'll take a little longer to properly clean up. Sleepover? I'll remember to close the skylight.

>>39521067
If only he were alive

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>>39563881
>with only one showerhead it'll take a little longer to properly clean up
I don't mind, I'm a very patient cleaner. I could help you, if you like.
>Sleepover
Pretty good idea. Sleepovers are comfy and it's high time I have a stereotypically gay one.

In non-dyke news, my imouto seems to be napping, but my nee-san made omelette with sausages because that's her way to say "sorry I'm not staying home tonight". I hugged her in any case.

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He died in 2010 lmao

>>39563990
>I could help you
Sounds good, we'll take turns and clean each other.
>it's high time I have a stereotypically gay one
Who said anything about being gay? It's just a normal dinner date, come on.
>my nee-san made omelette with sausages
Sounds super nice, what's she doing tonight then?

>>39563881
Destiny 2. It's alright but FPS games aren't my style. I'm pretty casual

>>39564185
>we'll take turns and clean each other
Yeah that's the only way to properly get clean.
>it's a normal dinner date
Ah yes, whoops. All completely platonic.
>what's she doing tonight then?
She's meeting with some colleagues, like a study group I guess.

What are you up to tonight, ventellator?

>>39564274
Hey, I'm currently playing it too. I was a huge fan of the original, so it feels great.

>>39564185
>air ventellation
Can I just say that I love you?

>>39564516
>Can I just say that I love you?
I think most of us do tbqh

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Aww fuck sister's being a bigass ho I better escape to the comfort of 4chan.
Aww fuck the dykes are being bigass dykes, aint no escape today.

>>39564274
As long as you're having fun there's nothing wrong with being casual. I'm not a big FPS person either
>>39564396
>like a study group
It's good she's invested in her studies. Although meeting up with colleagues at night sounds more like they're going out for drinks than to study
>What are you up to tonight, ventellator?
Keeping the house airy as always
But seriously I'm not up to much. Family-wise my brother and oldest sister disappeared into their rooms and the youngest and my parents are downstairs doing whatever, so nothing interesting there either
I'll probably go meet your imouto in the nap realm soon
>>39564516
I guess, it's always nice to hear
>>39564729
Sealman pls
There's nothing wrong with a little flirting

>>39521067
He killed himself 7 years ago.

>>39529419
The mental image of a grown ass man sitting in his parents living room crying because he's hungry and getting his mom to make him some spaghetti is honestly pretty hilarious.

>>39564729
>dykes being bigass dykes
I'm more of a little-ass dyke, thank you very much seal-chan. A little bit of flirting never hurt anyone.
I suppose your sister is having a hard time coping now that Game of Thrones is over?

>>39564892
>sounds more like they're going out for drinks than to study
That might very well be of course, although my sister isn't really big on drinking. I mean, she enjoys the occasional drink but not getting drunk.
>I'll probably go meet your imouto in the nap realm soon
Are we talking napping or "napping"? Either way have fun.

>>39564892
>talking about eating each other out while coated in tortilla chips and sauce
>a little flirting

>>39565044
>she enjoys the occasional drink but not getting drunk
Hey, good on your sister, I don't get drinking either. I'm deathly scared of losing control over myself
>Are we talking napping or "napping"?
I'll leave it up to you to decide. They usually go hand-in-hand, though.
Have a good night yourself
>>39565053
It's aaallll in good fun, just joking around. Kinda. I think.

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>>39564892
Basically this:
>>39565053
tho tbqh food stuff is a fetish of mine so you can keep going if you want or you can come over and use my kitchen for your food games, I wont look too much.
>>39565044
Well last sunday she bought wine out of habit and then just stared at it all sad like because she lost her excuse to drink on sunday nights, I'd say she's still got some weaning to do.

>>39521067
I have no idea where my father is

>>39521067
I was stopped before I could get the shovel.

>>39565260
>I'm deathly scared of losing control
I get that. I'm not a huge fan either, of any lose-control substances.
>I'll leave it up to you to decide
Wew, such power. I like it. But you know my answer anyway, I'm a big fan of "napping".

A bump of love for loving

Well this shit turned real gay real quick.

I like it.

Well I just woke up from a nice rest, my incestous feelings have lowered for now so I can relax a little. I did dream that I saw a sneak peak of season 3 of star vs the forces of evil so that's pretty rad. Also I'm sorry for all these poor fatherless anons, I didn't realize there were so many of you.

>>39567829
It's /r9k/. Why is it a shock that most robots grew up without a father figure?