>tfw you realize G-d is real

>>39519436
>tfw you realise you are G-d

>>39519436
If it still makes you smile you haven't found god yet

First of all, it's UO, not good
Second, I'm drunk so you wouldn't get this info otherwise
Give praise to the one true God
Breathe in UU, breathe out OO

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>>39519436
>tfw people unironically believe there is some entity watching over the world

>>39519436
>tfw you decide to symbolically worship some obscure goddess instead of joining any major religion even though you are still pretty sure god isn't real.

>>39519436
Which god?
>cocksuckingrobotthisisoriginal

>>39520832
Imma assume he means YHVH.

>Tfw heaven isn't real

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>>39520822
>mfw I find myself actually considering this shit

>>39520880
Could be Thor or Vishnu. It is just as likely that they exist, which is not very

>>39521009
If OP was me I'd be worshipping Nyx or Izanami or Ishtar or something.

>>39521037
>Nyx
>>>/mlp/

>>39521074
barneyfag detected
stop projecting your interests on others

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>>39521074
MLP did something with the greek goddess of night?

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>when you realize God's not real

17 years of mental torture is over. Nobody is watching or judging me. There is no eternal battle for my soul being carried out. Satan cannot hear my thoughts.

It feels liberating, man

>>39519436
>one person can be born with a 10/10 face and body with a metabolism that allows them to eat like shit and work it off almost immediately
>another person can be born with a literal 1/10 face, various health and mental conditions, a glandular problem that means they have to eat almost nothing and work out all the time just to maintain a regular level of shitty body and male pattern baldness
>they're both supposed to be equally grateful for the gift of life and devote themselves to praising god in equal amounts
>implying god could ever exist in a world where this happens

>>39519436
It's Allah you infadel.

>>39521642
Reminder that Allah is literally the same god as the one from the bible and torah. And that he is equally shit in Islam as in Christianity and Judaism.
Literally any other god should be worshipped over the abrahamic deity.

>>39521642
>>39521697
christianity and islam are fake news imo

>>39521605
Just eat less, fatasss

>>39520880
Don't use the tetragrammaton, call Him Elohim or Adonai or something.

>>39521797
Why should I care what I call it. It's a stupid god anyway.

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Man created god in his image.

If God does exist then he's a sadistic cunt. I'd much rather believe that he's an abstract concept dreamed up by the ignorant and the curious than a genocidal, egotistical maniac bent on wringing as much devotion from his subjects as possible through emotional manipulation and brute force.

>>39521853
>>39521822
>>39521854
these posts are not true btw

>>39521697
>this meme
The Quran has fucking nothing in common with Judeo-Christian holy texts except where it appropriates them to turn Jewish prophets and Christ into heralds of Mohammed you normie.

>>39521924
I don't give a shit. It's not like that deity exists.

>>39521921
interesting statement. Got any proof?

Militant atheist fags think they are intellectually superior.
>I'm an atheist

>>39522049
To be honest I'm just here because it's easy to respond to bait and I'm bored of all the other threads up right now.

>>39522049
I don't know why people pretend atheists aren't more intelligent than religious folks on average

>>39521854
Darwin pointed to this, namely the animal suffering that happens constantly, as part of his reticence to believe in a benevolent Creator.
Just think about how deer go around constantly covered in mites and ticks and shit every day, probably in neverending agony.

>>39522180
Trolling athesists is more fun because they're more combative. That vocal atheists are often neil degrasse tyson type douchebags is part of it too.

>>39522183
I visited a relative in Jamaica once and saw a stray dog wandering around with just a HUGE gaping wound in its back. The wound was blackened and festered with infection to the point where it was as if it were some kind of alien lifeform posing as a dog. Flies were buzzing around it, landing on it, planting their eggs in it with abandon. There were maggots visibly writhing around inside of it.

No benevolent god could allow a creature so wretched to come to be.

>>39521533
Yeah very liberating to cut spirituality from your life and live as a soulless logical automaton.

I believe that God is evil, that there is no heaven and that this God has given us the "gift" of life and
consciousness (only to be taken away) strictly for its own pleasure.

>>39522369
But maggots are good for infections, they eat the dead flesh

>>39523415
not him but at least i get drugs every month for my shit instead of prayer. sucks having an adopted family constituted almost entirely by clergymen.

>>39524416
bet they feel real soothing too