itt: we tell facts about ourselves

>>39514392
I can smell colors and I've never broken a bone despite being run over and doing combat sports.

>>39514392
I have a pimple on my dick that i never tokd anybody about or had it checked out

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my semen tastes exactly like kerrygold butter

>>39514392
there's a massive ass mole above my cock and it's disgusting but i cant get rid of it

there are some bumps on my chest and thats why I wont take off my shirt despite never being in the situation where someone would ask me to take it off anyway ha ha ha

>posts an opinion
>calls it a fact
What did OP mean by this?

My cum tastes sweet and when I cum in a sock and leave it it smells like sugary strawberry stuff

I've knee'd myself in the forehead.

>>39514392
i poored candle wax on my dick about two nights ago it was terrible i got it everywhere and i got it in my dick hole and the clean up was horrible
1/10 would not reccommend

The gooey stuff coming from my ear infection smells like ass boogers and and african piss

>>39514392
Falling for the self-improvement meme, just made me gay, apparently, the only reason I was looking for a gf it was because I thought I wasn't good enough for a bf and too much of a beta to admit i was a fag

>>39514392
When I was a high-school drawfag in people frequently asked me to draw them hentai, and I did it was a pretty good business.

I don't shave my vagina.

>>39515903
Good, you're not supposed to put your razor in the hole you dumbass.

I have numeral-spatial synaesthesia, the most boring kind of synaesthesia
if I take psychedelics it gets way worse and i can start tasting numbers

I have severe feet/legs/stockings fetish

>>39514748
I lick mine and swallow pretty quickly so I don't chicken out, it doesn't really taste like much of anything. It's a little bitter sometimes.

I often spend my time on random chat apps posing as a female to get attention from Pajeets just to crush their feelings.

guns and hentai take up 90% of my conversations

>>39514748
>eating kerrygold