Ideally, how often would you be fucking your gf if you had one?

>>39514121
everyday nigga are you serious

>>39514121
never. i want to be locked in chastity and only allowed to masturbate when she is fucking another man in front of me

>>39514121
Maybe 2-3...3-4 times a week? With multiple instances per day depending~

>>39514121
About as much as I masturbate.

A few times a day ideally

>>39514121
>have gf
>get bored and break up with her over the phone
>fuck 3-4 times a week

I literally can't keep up the interest to maintain a relationship

>>39514121
Few times a week or however often she wanted.
Hopefully not more often. Obv I can't not please my gf but ejaculating all the time is actually really draining.

>>39514121
When I had a gf it was varied. A few times a week, I guess, with multiple-round fucks interspersed with quickies. A few times a day sometimes.

Like once a week? Maybe?

I don't care about sex, only the romance.

>>39514121
I would fuck her enough times to keep the relationship afloat and for the increasment of the romance.

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>>39514121
3 times a day on weekdays about, depending on schedule, 5 times a day on weekends depending on mood, if she needs more (schedule or mood getting in the way) she can just Hitachi herself, if the bitch cheats she can go play with the rodents in Mojave

>>39514121
Whenever she wants to. Given my low self esteem and all the other bad stuff, she'd have control over sex.

Atleast once a day most of the time. Probably every 1-2 days more realistically.

I try to withhold sex to maybe 3 times a week, possibly less. This makes her crave you more. I also recommend smoking marijuana and then having sex. We turn into straight animals and the sex is soooooooo much better. Also, don't bother with porn if you have a gf, as it will hurt your performance and self-esteem and you'll constantly be comparing your gf to the fake ass hoes on PornHub

As often as possible.
>tfw no semen demon gf

I have a gf and she's chubby so I usually don't feel like fucking her more than once when I see her, and I only see her once a week.

I'm going to break up with her next week. hope she isn't too sad

>>39514721
Jesus Christ. Literally the exact same for me. Breaking up part too

>>39514369
how long have you been going out for?
how hot is she out of 10?

I can't imagine fucking 3 times a day every day. maybe if we went away on holiday but normal days when you're living with someone?

how is it still a turn on?

Maybe once or twice every other week.
We would have oral and intense handholding sessions most of the time :3

>>39514741
yeah. I think she's clinging more because she can sense it's coming.
I wanted to wait until after she started university and had settled in because then it wouldn't ruin the first week of grad school for her and she'd at least have gone out and met her course mates.

But I think she loves me so it's going to hurt her.
I tell myself that at least I was a good boyfriend because I paid for everything for her.

>>39514808
fuck you chad you are the worst type of human

Maybe once, possibly twice, a month

>tfw low libido and can only manage to get in th mood to fuck and get hard enough to cum multiple times an evening when I first start fucking a girl

>>39514834
>chad
>not just dropping a girl whenever he feels like it

>>39514873
>you
>literally doing exactly that and only dumping her because shes chubby

>>39514834
compared to you I'm a chad, but compared to a real chad I'm just a normie

>>39514887
>whenever he feels like it
>waiting until she started grad school instead doing it as soon as he wanted

>>39514808
Jesus fucking Christ are you me


Jeeez

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I only fap 4-5 times a week now so that's about how much I'd have sex after the first few dozen times when we begin.

When I was a NEET I'd fap 2-3 times a day because there was literally nothing else to do.

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I would not have sex with my gf but I would try to conceive a child with my wife after were married

If my gf had a butt like that maybe two times a day.

>>39514121
Enough to get a family of +6

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>>39514121
I want to keep it a pure relation ship about love between us, not all about sex. If she was horny all the time I'd understand, and wouldn't really mind weekly sex, but wouldn't want to make the relationship all about it. Btw don't actually tell anyone this even if you think it.

>>39514808
Make sure she knows you're dumping her because she's fat. Fat people need to learn that they're fucking garbage. That'll hopefully motivate her to not be a fucking pig.

>>39514121
>girlfriend
There's no point to answering this since it will never happen lmao

Honestly don't know why people want girlfriends. They're irritating, obnoxious, smothering, controlling. Trust me you'd only be more depressed.

>tfw have gf
>1-3 times per week usually
>wish it was more but she hates sex cause of being sexually assaulted in the past
>literally the only reason she has sex is to satisfy me

Its nice not having to worry about ever being cheated on but holy fuck the abusive normans ruin everything good in life.

I wonder how much sex an average couple actually have.

gf of 2.5 years here
once/twice a week or so is what you get used to.
sex is exhausting and messy,

>>39517366
for me its like once a month. pathetic 2bh senpai

>>39517324
Oh and to add to this even though I doubt anyone will believe me

She has curvy proportions straight out of a fuckin hentai

Huge hips/booty and kinda big tits
Also a beautiful face that normies comment on a lot. She is thicc without being fat too.

Normies loose their shit when they meet her and she gets hit on relentlessly
Its an odd feeling though because she is so fucking hot but we hardly have much sex, though if she did actually crave sex then there would be a huge chance of her cheating with whoever she wanted cause of her looks.

>>39517324
>Wanting chad used good in the first place
I came here to laugh at you.jpg

>>39517441
But anon it wasnt even a chad
It was a fucking ugly normie back when she was fat before she lots a lot of weight and got hot by shallow normie standards.

Also if you expect to find a girl above the age of 20 that is a virgin in a nonreligious community then you are delusional. Honestly i got lucky and she only had banged a few people, all of which she was in a serious relationship with. Thats the purest they get irl buddy

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1 times a week, increase to 2 times in the winter and spring, maybe even 3 if trying to conceive.

Sex is a lot less interesting once you have access to it. And like >>39517381 said it can feel like a chore when you're not 100% in the mood.

>>39517518
I already have it anon. You just didn't look hard enough.

>>39514121
every second day mate. I'm a sucker for cunt licking

>>39517525
Ugly. Why don't they shave?

>>39517564
That's why you're a virgin. Beta faggot.

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>>39517577

I guess not everyone wants to deal with ingrown hairs and spend tons of time shaving trying to look like a 12 year old because their boyfriend watches too much porno.

Antidepressants cripple my sex drive so probably once, maybe twice a week
Feels bad man

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>>39517717
>t. mad roastie
Yeah not everyone like zoophilia too. But you wouldn't know since your whore can't spend two hours to shave since she only do it for Chad.

>tfw huge dick but KHV
>constantly horny
>masturbate at least twice a day

So yeah, at least twice a day I guess, if she could handle it.

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>>39517793

There's something primal about a hairy vagina. And it can hide a lot of flaws(discolored skin, beef flaps, etc).

Shaved vaginas look like plucked chickens.

>>39514147
Only acceptable answer
Originaloo

>>39517717
I hope you only date men with big beards.

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>>39517946
How deluded are you? You don't hide flaws, you only choose the best option.
But stay mad, you seem ready to settle to Chad's leftover.

>>39517717
I'm a virgin but I think having sex with a woman who has pubic hair would feel better than with one who is completely shaved. You'd have all of her hair brushing against you during sex instead of skin just slapping together.

>>39518087
>I'm a virgin
Yes you are.

>>39518126
I said I am. What's your point?

My ideal relationship is with a qt girl who's a bit of a freak, lets me fuck her multiple times every day, and is willing to try new things and/or do some freaky shit, like rimming, watersports, feet, BDSM, etc.

What are the odds I can find a qt like this who wants to remain exclusive to me?

>>39517437
Post her phone number I want to cuck you and breed

>>39518087
it doesn't feel better. the feeling of a girl's pubic hair against your crotch is notmore erogenous or more stimulating compared with the feeling of a girl's bare skin against your crotch

>>39518178
Here is my point, retard
>>39518275

>>39517717
ROASTIE
TOASTIE

better be careful when shaving or you might cut off those dangling meaty curtains

>>39518275
I mean everyone has their preferences, and especially if some people are really into oral they'll want to have less hair for that, but I've heard from some women that they really enjoy the feeling more with untrimmed pubic hair.
>>39518289
Stop shitposting

I would have it 3 - 5 times a day not joking that is how high test I am, come at me beta males

>>39518539
You probably wouldn't last two minutes though

>>39518539
Same here, my friend. Same here.

The thing is, despite my lack of sexual experience, I really feel like women would be off-put by my need to have so much sex. I already jerk off multiple times a day. Christ, if I had a girlfriend, I'd fuck her so often.

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>>39514121
I've had 2 gfs but I just didn't feel the urge to fuck them, it feels like shit and I'm still a virgin

>>39518192
Quite

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>>39518586
I'd come in her mouth then fuck her, win win

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>>39517525
I disagree with this sentiment. I've been with my gf for years, and we're still horny as shit. I pump her full of cum all the time and I haven't gotten tired of it yet. I don't buy the whole "getting sex makes you not want it anymore" schtick. I can say from experience that it definitely isn't true.

>>39514121
Ideally twice a day, once oral and once PIV and naked cuddling whenever possible.

>>39518591
Not if it is in desire for her and you initiate it then it is Alpha and she will respect you, that is my plan anyway

>>39518616
I knew the answer to this already but fuck. I'm insecure about my sexual fantasies never being realized. I want to do some crazy fucking shit but I feel like it's never going to happen.

>tfw you just want a freak gf

>>39518472
>Virgin talking about sex like he knows what it feels.
Stop shitposting faggot.

>>39518744
Maybe if you go to a forum but they would get snatched up quickly and they ARE also quite rare in the first place

>>39518744
You jerk off too much to porn. Stop deluding yourself with your fantasy and get a normal girl, you'll stop thinking about your fetishes.

>>39518823
What kind of forum?

I'm also kind of insecure because I don't have a car, a license, and I still live at home with my parents, so I feel like the dream is dead until I can at least get my car and a license. Working on all three, though.

>>39514180
Depressions a bitch Anon, I feel you

>>39514808
>at least I was a good boyfriend because I paid for everything for her.
Wow you're a cuck.

>>39514121
I've only ever had sex once but I can't answer the question because I don't think I'll get a gf anytime soon

>>39514121
Every other day
And every sunday

>>39518906
More that she always wanted to "go out" and "do stuff" together. She didn't even drive and wanted me at her place all the time. These days the idea of an intimate relationship seems almost out of the question plus things are all fucked now with Tinder/porn/social media. I don't even know what I'm meant to "do" with a gf.

>>39518877
Pfft, try this on for size!
my parents are deadbeat crack addicts, the remaining family I had left disowned me, I dropped out of college for various reasons, I'm working as a goddamned dishpig, and while I have an apartment to run, it doesn't matter as no one cares enough to check in on me without ulterior motives. My parents tried to mooch from me when I really don't have money to have fun with. It's minimum wage, and yet here I am trying to keep my ship from sinking. Practically almost no one cares for my presence.

On top of that, of course, I also have no car, nor a DRIVER's license. Oh, and I froze my SS number, so I'm unintentionally stuck in this hellhole until I find a way to unfreeze it. Something that the SS office wasn't helpful with at all. Telling me to call credit bureaus and shit.

>>39514121
I want a gf for hugs not fugs

>>39519009
Hang in there, anon.

Honestly, I kinda feel like you should focus on getting your shit together before you try to get a gf. Maybe you could try to at least get laid though. I've been searching craigslist off and on, trying to find anything that's not a scam. No luck so far.

>>39514121
5+ times a week originally

>>39519089
Well, the gf/sex part isn't my intention. I can get by without that for a long while.

I just want a new lease on life better than this crap. More money, less physical and stinky work, no nasty-ass people to deal with, a car...etc.

>>39514121
Once or twice a week
I still masturbate to cute anime girls every day though
I want a gf that will masturbate to cute anime girls with me

>>39514121
realistically literally only once and fail at it getting soft inside her and then go back to sitting on my computer while she lives in my apartment and refuses to leave

>>39517717
Fuck that I'd shave my girlfriend for her.
All sensual like
Shaving is one of the only personal grooming activites a man can enjoy to some degree. Shaving a girl's lets/ pusi is 10/10

>>39514121
Every other day or every 2 days.
You need to pad it out, give some rest time to recharge.

>>39519149
>Well, the gf/sex part isn't my intention. I can get by without that for a long while.
Nice, my bad. Yeah, I'm kinda with you. Despite everything I said, I'm more focused on improving my standing in life. I'm working to go back to school, to get a car, etc.

>I just want a new lease on life better than this crap. More money, less physical and stinky work, no nasty-ass people to deal with, a car...etc.
Yeah, I'm with you. Shit sucks, but just stick with it. Hang in there for now. Rome wasn't built in a day and so on. I've been working at a stadium for the past few months and I barely get any hours since I only ever work games, but they're thinking about promoting me to concession stand manager, which I guess would give me better hours and pay, so I'm optimistic for the future. Still looking for a second job, though. I'm probably not going to get serious looking for a girlfriend until I at least get my driver's license and a car.

>>39514121
if she looked like that, everyday. maybe multiple times a day.

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>>39514121
I fucked my gf everyday, sometimes even 3 times in a row when we lived in the same city. From sunset to sunrise too. Now that I had to move back to my parent's house because I flunked out of uni I can barely fuck her twice a month if that when she comes to visit.

She is probably getting dicked down by Chad in this very moment

>dont live with my bf
>work fulltime and go to school
>only do sex two times a week at most
he must be jerking off alone a lot. kind of feel bad now.

2-3 times a week probably, depends on how ugly she would be, but more importantly I wish she would be mentally healthy, warm person, thag gives nice hugs, and has nice soft boobs.

Every hour, probably. Original list

>>39514121
Most days of the week until I got sick of it or something. Probably in the beginning every day I would want to.

>>39514259
This, I just want to cuddle desu

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>>39514139
I mean, is that because of her limit? Ideally any red blooded male would want to fuck twice a day 7 days a week. 3 or 4 times on Friday or Saturday if drinking.

Once a week. The bitch doesn't deserve me more than that

Never. Sex is wrong.

>>39514121


pls give me the source on this picture lads

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Weekly hopefully, depends on how often she would want it.
I dont even care about fucking, I just want to snuggle a girl and fall asleep next to her so badly.

>>39514121
have u guys looked up MGTOW , if u r not a chad. u should,

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>>39514121
1-3 times a day. I'd become chad in bed but go back to loving autist out of bed

I'd like to bone before bed every night, as much as possible on weekends.

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>>39514121
>tfw i can only see my gf in the weekends
>rest of the week we jut talk via our phones

If i could see her more, we woulf fuck more, that's for sure

>>39514121
as often as humanly possible desu

>>39514121
With my sex drive, if she was attractive, 12+ times per day.

Which is why i'll never have/keep a gf.

>>39514121
When I had I girlfriend, it was literally every moment we had alone. She even blew me in a corn maze.
However, being with a girl who doesn't want to have sex with me is an even bigger turn on. I dated a 17 year old once, and the fact that I couldn't have sex with her made it all the more sensual every time I kissed her.
So, either all the time or not at all.

>>39514121

I'm currently single, but when I'm not I prefer around 1-3x a week.

It's just enough to keep me from going mad, yet deprives me enough to keep me cumming hard each time we go at it.

>>39520731
>12+ times per day.
how does one's dick not fall off at that frequency maintained at a daily rate?

>>39520793
Doesn't quite fall off, but gets very very painful.

>>39520295
https://m.imgur.com/r/AmateurAlbums/nevZn

As much as I can, but I desu I lack the motivation to do most things other than browse the internet, and I'd probably be too worried about it being repetitive/boring/fucking it up too much to want to do it often. I can't say for sure though.

>>39514121
4-9 times a week, that's about how much I fap.

>>39519308

probably

you're a university dropout living with your parents and she's apparently a sex freak. of course she is cucking you.

desu i'm surprised she's still with you.

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>>39520851

thank you my negro

>>39514121
5 times per week probably

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Playing some morrowind, havent played since i was a wee lad..love the game to this day..

Anyone with a gf knows that the ideal number is at least once per day, hopefully more.

A gf without a decent libido is living hell. I know from experience.

I would fuck Alice every day

>have gf of 2+ years
>can count all the times I've came on a single hand
>can count all the times we've had sex on that same single hand
One of these days I'm going to cheat on her and I'm not going to like it.

>>39523416
>have gf of 3.5 years
>never had sex
>recently met girl and went on first date, fucked that night
>fucked more since then
>still haven't officially broken it off with gf

>>39523723
Damn man, I couldn't do that. At least break up with her after a couple times. But I completely understand. It's quite the conundrum, ain't it?

>>39518192
Are you a sub or a dom?

>>39523723
What's the point of having a "girlfriend" when you never fuck? Aren't you just friends who live together?

>>39523416
>in relationship
>not having the amount of sex you want
>with a woman who doesn't allow you to have sex on at least a weekly basis
What's wrong with her? What's wrong with you?

Is it logistical?

>>39514147
Pretty much THIS

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>>39514808
don't feel bad about dropping her
she's a fatty, fatties aren't people

>>39514121
Wait til you virgins actually get a gf. The first few weeks are full of sex and fun. But it wears off.
Tbh we probably do it maybe once every two weeks now. Fapping is far preferable

>>39523416
100 bucks says she's cheating on you, and has been for the whole 2 years

>>39524240
Including oral/hand stuff?

>>39514121
Maybe once every two days. Frequent masturbation, perhaps combined with stress, has lowered my sex drive.

>>39524816
Oral is the most overrated meme of all time.
Hand stuff is alright i guess, but i get myself off better than she does.
even cuddling is lame because skins is hot and sticky. it's not like your movies and anime

>>39524876
>even cuddling is lame because skins is hot and sticky
>sticky
Take a damn shower.

Serious issue. Looking for people's with similar experiences.

I'm 28. Virgin. I'm been masturbating compulsively for, maybe, 15 years. Sometimes I might jerk off 5 times in a day, sometimes I might not jerk off for a few days. To make it easy, let's say I average at 1 climax per day. That's around ~5500 climaxes. Some to literally perfect women. Some to women that do all kinds of degenerate stuff. Some to depictions of women. Some to non-human feminine creatures.

My question is: why I find sex with a woman even pleasurable, and not boring? Will I be able to find satisfaction in having sex repeatedly with the same woman over and over again? Will I just go back to masturbating?

At this point I feel too far gone and like it doesn't make sense trying to get a gf/wife. Even if I wanted to be permanently attracted to her, how could she compare to the fantasies my mind has been subjected to for years?

>>39524188
nothing I suppose. just doesn't like sex maybe and is busy with work. I also have nothing wrong I'm financially stable and don't work (I sell designer clothes online). mostly schedule issues.

>>39524247
nah we've been together everyday since highschool. I'm only 19 and she only just just turned 18. plus we also started college.

>>39524892
you've obviously never cuddle. humans have natural body heat. you can be fresh out of the shower, and you will still sweat and get gross with another persons skins right up on yours.

>>39524986
>My question is: why I find sex with a woman even pleasurable, and not boring?
All depends on how hard you grip your wiener

Ideally, whenever I wanted to. Realistically, about once or twice each day we were together with some days like weekends being more. I need someone who can keep up and not get too raw which has happened in the past but haven't been in a relationship in years.

>>39517324
>wish it was more but she hates sex cause of being sexually assaulted in the past
get out of that but since you're still there you're probably too dumb to

Depends how attractive she is. I couldn't keep off my qt ex

She didnt have the hottest body but
she was blue eyed slim blonde qt and didnt mind me fucking her 2-3 times a day.

My recent ex started off T H I C C and turned into a full whale by the time we ended it (4-5 months)

I had a hard time convincing myself to fugg her once a night. didnt help she was squishy as fuck and made me cum a lot faster than the other one ever did.

If you aint fugging her at least 2-3x a night you aint doing it right

>>39514121
Probably twice or three times a day. My dick and sex drive are large and I'm still a fucking virgin, so I'd be very active.

>>39518087
>hair better than a smooth pubic mound

On that topic, a question for the fembots: Do you prefer long thrusts in and out or staying deep and just grinding/circular motion against eachother?

>>39514121
Ideally, my penis will never be leaving her body. But realistically, at least once a day. But in actuality, it'll be whenever she wants it.

>>39526146
>Ideally, my penis will never be leaving her body.
so you wanna peepee inside of your gf? kinky

>>39514121
We live about an hour away from each other, so we don't get to see each other everyday since I work almost full time and she works and studies. We have sex about 4-6 times a week, usually once a night and in the morning on the days we can go back to each others place.

To the normies here

I hear about guys "getting bored" of having sex with their GF's. As a robot I can't even imagine this. Is it a real thing? How do you not let that happen?

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If she wants sex, I don't really care that much

>>39515765
unironically this, premarital sex is degenerate.

>>39524194
THE NUMBERS, MASON

>>39524240
This. My last gf and I would probably average 4-5 times a week, some days being twice. After a while, it dropped to a week or so, sometimes just oral only.

>>39526058
This is also important for me because I'm working on getting a new gf and this is pretty important to know!

>>39525004
>been together every single day
>times you've fucked that low
it couldn't even be a case of her wanting to save it for marriage, because you've had sex with her before

>>39514121
Once or twice a week I guess. I see no reason why we should fug more often than I fap.

>>39514121
0 times.
I just want her to be with me.

>>39526058
ask the chick after doing it with her. the grinding bit can feel good or awkward depending on what else you're doing.

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>>39514121
Like once or twice a week ?
Yeah i don't have much testo...

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>>39527307
>tfw she asks for the d
>tfw you only want her heart pussy
>tfw you have to pay for snuggle girl points by pound pussy points.
>tfw exchange rate of PPP to SGP hits record lows
>tfw you drop out of college and spend every moment every day grinding pound pussy points for a single session of cuddling at the end of the day
>tfw she slaps your face and says "jesus fucking christ anon, EW" when you try to hold her hand non consensually while consensually brutally breeding her asshole for the daily ass pussy pound point bonus hour.
>tfw she makes you buy a strap on sleeve to continue stretching her uterus during your refractory period
>tfw she hates the feeling of silicone sticking to her vulva and mists lube and essential oils throughout the bedroom at all times.
>tfw you can't cuddle anymore without the smell of fecal mater and vaseline stained sheets in the background
>tfw you forget how to cook because your girlfriend's money market mutual pound pussy point exchange traded fund prevents you from eating anything that isn't called in with eat24.
>tfw you spend over two thousand dollars a month on a cocktail of visine, caffeine powder, tylenol mixed with asprin, and used smoke detectors to stay awake and continue earning vaginal downturn short mini pound pussy points.
>tfw you stay up so long guzzling girl pucci you loose control of your asshole and must perform a daily enema regimen to keep your room clean

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>>39527691
>tfw i'll never have a genuinley loving gf

>>39514131
YES
love you
original

>>39527721
>>39527721
>tfw you walk in on your girlfriend cuddling and holding hands in bed with a another man
>tfw he is wearing nothing and you can clearly see that, underneath his shredded abs, he has no genitalia
>tfw your girlfriend is no longer an aural virgin, because a single pair of white earbuds is being shared between her right ear and his left ear and they are smiling an enjoying the same song together- something she promised to do with you but never did- something non sexual you wanted to badly do with your nymphomaniac girlfriend but were rejected with claims of "I feel like being impregnated now, maybe another time" or "I just finished listening to a song aurally with my female friends, I don't think I can go again tonight."
>tfw the courts mandate that you continue pounding her pussy for no points and that she may continue holding hands with this other taller than you man authentically for free.
>tfw your neighbors look at you and shake their heads as your former girlfriend leaves your house dripping in cum and refusing to kiss you on the cheek or hold your hand nor cuddle.
>tfw you are invited to the neighborhood orgy but the other couples refuse to make eye contact with you after it is over and the other man is waiting in a very expensive car outside for your ex girlfriend- the doors of which raise upwards rather than outwards to accept her sperm soaked but non-lap-sitting body on a trip to go see a G rated animated film together, with a single soda cup using two straws and a single large popcorn bucket with no sexual horseplay conducted.

>>39526058

Depends on the girl, everything is cool if the clit gets to experience some attention and loving. So thrusts are welcome, grinding/circular motion could be kinda awkward if slow performed.