How often does /r9k/ masturbate?

It varies depending on my mood and such (and privacy of course), but something like 3-5 times a day usually.

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Pretty much doing it all day long

>>39514012
typically going 2-3 times weekly but this past few days I upped it to daily
I tend to up it when I feel sick or trash in general and these past few days I've been staggering around with turboDOMs in my legs and lower back from a bunch of lifting I did Friday, no chance to sleep it off
Not weight lifting I threw out a bunch of furniture I didn't need

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Depends a ton on other stuff but average probably twice a day, usually once before sleeping

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4 to 6 times a day, but I'm now trying to stop and haven't done it for around 32hrs now.

I do it at least once when I wake up
At least once before I go to sleep
And at least once in between
Of course the key word here is at least, some days I'll wake up and jerk 2-3 times before showering
Other nights I could do it 2-5 times before sleeping
And of course scattered throughout the day I could do it 3 times more
In all honesty the average looks probably like this
Morning: once
Day: twice
Night: twice
So 5 times a day is my average, some days I can go up to 8 or 10 or 12, at that point I'm just going on because I'm spiteful of the fact I came to one thing when I also wanted to try masturbating to something else.

>>39514012
used to do it every day but since i started working its every three days

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>>39514012
Depends on work, sadly. I used to do the genital handshake whenever the mood took me, when I was living the superior NEET lyfe.

Work saps all of your energy.

>>39514036
>>39514383
how do you even stand that, my dick gets raw after three times

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>>39514491
>not sowing the seed at work

>>39514524
Well, I'm a girl so that helps.
Sometimes oversensitivity happens but I really need to do it a lot and in quick succession for that to happen.

usually once every day. On weekends I fap twice or thrice, or not at all if I was drinking the day before and feel like shit

>>39514491
Just jerk off at work. Getting paid to masturb8 feels gr8.

>>39514543
But anon where would I even do that?

I'm not lucky enough to work in an office when I can just go rub one out in the stationary cupboard.

I masturbate at least once a day. I need a master to lock me in a chastity cage!

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>>39514586
Cum in your pants!!

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>>39514586
Do it when no one's watching. It's what I do when I can't leave my spot.

>>39514012

Once every 2-3 weeks

Use to be everyday, AMA

>>39514556
DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT THE SPOILER

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2-3 times a week.
It used to be at least twice a day, but I cut down to keep it pleasurable.

>>39514596
This, too.
It goes without saying, really.

>>39514596
But then I would have sticky pants and I would smell. Anon, come on.

>>39514609
There's always someone watching. There are no quiet places where you won't see anyone for long enough.

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>>39514638
Anon, just edge through your pants until you have time to release.

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>>39514638
>I would have sticky pants and I would smell
Then you go back home, get naked and fap again while sniffing that hot smell of your dick

>>39514012
1-3 times a day. Never gone a day without wanking in years.

>>39514012
Around once a week.

>>39514668
But people would see. It would be fine if I were behind a desk or a cash register, but I'm not. I'm on my feet all day.

>>39514679
That doesn't really solve the issue. But I suppose it would be good if I could go home and have a gf lick it all clean.

Used to be 2-3 times per day but then I met oneitis and now I feel guilty jerking off to anything other than her. I only jerk off like 3 times a week now depending on whether I have a good day with her or if I get photos from her

Once a day but I enjoy it more when my loads are bigger. I really try to do it once every 2-3 days but it's hard to hold out. I'll get my dildo out and say "I'm not going to cum, I just want to train my ass" but then I cum like I knew I was going to do when I started.

I try to go as long as I can between


I can usually make it 3 or 4 days.

Whenever i do masturbate I feel really tired and shitty right afterwards

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>>39514710
Just try to touch at least a little bit even if its for a second. Repeat it and let your dick get wet. It doesnt matter at this point if anyone sees you anyway

I need to get a butt plug so I can wear it to work.

Are you guys cumming those weak watery cums by the end of the day? Jesus.

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>>39514794
Always shoot big load even after whole day of fapping

>>39514794
Eat celery and meat.
Helps me make more cummies

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>>39514012
I would do it once every two days or so. Now I'm on NoFap to try to cure my turboautism. Currently on day 4. Wish me luck, lads. Oh, and please don't post gender bender/trap hentai.

>>39514614
why did you stop?
notice any differences?

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>>39514835
Ah best of luck anon!

something happened to me and for the last 2 years i have basically no libido, it used to be really high until i was like 25 then it was just gone, i can barely get or keep an erection and i cum less. I don't know if it's age or cancer but it sucks, i have plenty of other mental and physical issues too.

>>39514827
Staying hydrated is more important than both tee bee aytch. Celery just helps give you that nice pearly white. Meat doesn't do anything except make your jizz taste worse.

>>39514738
You're too lewd, anon. I can't do that at work.

>>39514872
That's too bad, I'm 28 and still jerking off quite frequently and waking up with boners. Probably combination of age and mood for you. Hang in there, baby.

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>>39514883
>You're too lewd, anon
I cant do anything about that!

>>39514874
Why are you tasting jizz, anon?

About once a day. Occasionally I take a day off.
I should do it less often I think because my fap after taking a few days off feel much better.

>>39514923
>not tasting yourself
Pleb

Once a day. Sometimes once in 2-3 days. Rarely twice a day.
Work makes me too tired to even get an erection, that's why I sometimes don't fap once per day, it's somewhat scary

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>>39514012
At least daily, but if I'm not doing anything, I shoot for 5-9 times paced out through the day, of course.
Anytime I feel it, I don't hold back

Once a day, but twice if the first is in the morning.

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>>39514596
I want to see Rin creampied.

>>39514012
I mastubate once a day usually to cartoon porn that heavily features at least one of my fetishes. Incest, yuri, fantasy/monstergirl, or futa.

(Every now and a again I will watch a vanilla porno, but I always feel dirty afterwards.)

1-3 times a day desu

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Is once a day healthy?

>>39515258
Will need to see cock before giving analysis.

>>39514918
Imagine a world where girls were as lewd as boys.

Absolute chaos.

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>>39514066
Christ, even her armpits?

>>39515258
Do it more just to be sure.

>>39515269
Some are, but I imagine if everyone was crazy horny constantly we'd never get anything done.

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>>39515275
Everything anon, even insides

>>39515294
>we'd never get anything done
Why not? Lewd people aren't sluts. They don't fuck each other, they just play with themselves while teasing other people about it.

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>>39514012
It really depends, but on average like once a week.

>>39515367
But don't you think if everyone was really lewd, we'd be fucking eventually?

>>39515393
No, anon, that's not what it means to be lewd. People might pair up quicker but lewds aren't thots.

Once when I wake up and once when I go to bed. If I stay in bed all day I'll fap maybe 5 or 6 times

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>>39514867
I met a girl online who made me realise that fapping to online porn was dumb, and that the emotional connection of fapping to someone else was 100x more fulfilling.
She ended up ghosting me, but I can't go back from that idea now.

Tbh, when she dumped me, I just didn't have any libido for the best part of 3-4 weeks, and ever since then my mentality has been the same, and I morally can't fap to anything but emotional connection now.
I am gf-less since then so obviously I have been lacking that emotional connection. I literally masturabte once every 2-3 weeks just to make sure my penis still works kek.

As far as differences, I can say for the first month or so, I felt completely different and was like new person around girls. It's kinda plateaued a bit, but I would still recommend it as a trial thing.
I'm basically forcing myself to stop masturbating until I can find a real gf and share IRL this time instead of LDR online

2 to 4 times a day, am I fucked?

>>39515675
>am i fucked
In your dreams.

Your hairline is fucked, though.

>>39515517
>lewds aren't thots.
Yes they are. Saying lewd and posting an anime girl doesn't stop you being a slut.

>>39515814
Sluts can be lewd. But lewds aren't necessarily sluts.

okay so I was reading this thread and now my penis is bigger and pulsating up against my underwear. What am I supposed to do? Why is is doing this???

>>39515991
Cold shower you degenerate, NOW

>>39515872
Yes they are, prisongay feelings don't change fact.

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>>39514012
NEVER. my parents dont leave the house and i am not doing it witht them home. i fucking swear i will lose it soon

>>39516515
How can you not masturbate if they're home?

>>39516543
i get scared they will walk in on me. they never leave me alone and constantly nag me.

>>39516578
In the shower, late at night, something like that?

>>39516609
yea i used to do it in the shower but its not the same as edging for a while and busting a big nut.

Usually once when I wake up and once when I'm about to sleep, it really does help sleep for me sometimes

Give or take depending on the day but that's my average

>>39514012
At least about 1-2 times a day, but it can be anywhere up to 7 times.

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Always at least once a day, but if I'm doing anything, like work or school, it's usually only once a day. When I'm neet it's usually two or three times a day, almost never more than that. Though since I have started antidepressants I've slowed down to once every two or three days.

>>39514012
>don't masturbate for about 2-3 weeks
>get sexually frustrated
>have a wank
>best feeling
>do it again the next day
>have a shitty nut
>repeat

>CANT MASTEBATE WHEN YOUR A PICKEL NIGGAR

>>39516768
What stuff is your favourite to masturbate to anon?

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>>39516882
Yeeeeeeeeeeah booiiiiiii

Once or twice a day. I have sleeping issues and find it is one of the only ways to actually put me to sleep

>>39516882
>>39516905
but you can be used to masturbate.

>>39514012
Holy shit you are all masturbation/porn addicts.No wonder you are on /r9k/.

If you manage to stop watching porn for a month your life will begin to change magically.

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>>39514835
Don't worry you can do it if you have the right mentality about it.
I set my goal at those 90 days the fellas recommended and saw it as a challange of how much self control I have. I hit and kept going, I do have moments when I want to relapse from time to time, but passed them all sofar.

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>>39516890
I'm pretty tame. It's mostly just /e/-tier stuff. Characters, maids, animal girls, large breasts, and furshit are my staples.

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Last night I couldn't sleep so I just played with my dick, came 20 times, wouldn't recommend. This evening i've just came like 8 or 9 times.

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I can go anywhere from 1-6 times in a day but recently I've been doing it less frequently but edging for longer when I do

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>>39517229
I would like to see you do lewd things with Castah

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>roll over and open my eyes for the morning, there's no telling how long my morning wood has already been trying to tear through my shorts
>the first thoughts that paint themselves across my brain are of backed up, horny anons stroking over and over again around me as little puddles of precum form on the floor
>just thinking about seeing and smelling that much cock has me face down in my pillows dry humping my mattress while I try to hold my voice in
This is what happens when you don't fap for days at a time. I only cum maybe once a week because I'm addicted to huge loads of cum that shoot reaaally hard.

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>haven't fapped in 3 months now
>everytime i see porn of any kind, i feel nothing

Anhedonia is such a great thing to have

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>>39517355
>I'm addicted to huge loads of cum that shoot reaaally hard.
Do you, perhaps have any tips or tricks to increase your cum amount. T obviously, but supplements or foods?

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>>39517350
Kek, she's actually my waifu.

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>>39517355
>I'm addicted to huge loads of cum that shoot reaaally hard.
You should start doing cum tributes and contribute to my fetish anon.

Once a day during the week, twice on weekends. Trying to cut down, though- I would probably appreciate it more as an occasional pleasure than a routine thing.

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>>39517425
You must've had so many fap fantasies over your waifu, please share.

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>>39517422
The old cum holy grail is the best tried and true method I've ever found.

>>39517429
S-sorry anon, but I don't think shooting it onto a picture would be my thing. Besides, if I did that, I'd never get to feel every big thick ribbon of cum spurting out all over my skin would I?

>>39516652
I know that feel anon. Bigger the nut, the better the feel

>>39514012
12th day sober

I haven't masturbated in 4 months, is something wrong with me?

>>39517506
I'm pretty uptight and I'd be too embarrassed to talk about things like that, but if you want to share go ahead.

Way, way too often!

>>39514012
hmm, probably one or two sessions a day but i keep going after the first orgasm and probably orgasm 2-3 times per session. i'd say o have quite a high sex drive for a girl.

>>39517739
>I'd be too embarrassed to talk about things like that
How about privately then?

>>39518124
Not a chance. My fantasies are more about getting off emotionally rather than sexually anyway.

>>39514012
once a day, twice if I'm really horny. I like to save up my loads or else I find them not as satisfying.

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Usually once a day, but I don't jack off on days I work because I'm too tired.

If I have a day where my parents are out of the house I'll sometimes marathon masturbate. Lose count of how many times I cum. The problem is that when I know I have no need to stop masturbating then I allow myself to continue being horny after I orgasm, so I basically just cum, take a minute to have something to drink, and then go right back to masturbating. It can't be worse than spending time doing any other solo hobby, r-right?

>>39518850
>It can't be worse than spending time doing any other solo hobby, r-right?
Absolutely not, masturbating is a great hobby.

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>>39514012
>sex drive goes away with age they said
>just be patient and it's going to be fine they said
I'm almost 29 and masturbation doesn't cut it anymore. I'm pretty much horny all the time. I need to bury my face in teenage pussy right fucking now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Every day almost except some weekends. At least three times. Usually about 6. Always edge from thirty minutes to up to an hour. I usually just browse around for lewd pictures of cute girls to use as a base for my imagination.

>>39514012
Once a day. Twice if I got enough sleep and I can wake up earlier than normal in the morning.

>>39518948
I think that's a meme unless we're talking 50+
I was at a New Year's party and a drunken woman in her late 30s told me all about her sex toy collection.

>>39518124
>>39518329
This is actually a lie. Here, I'll give in a little bit.

One of my favourite ways to imagine fucking her is to take her behind while she's on all fours. Her fluffy tail is pushed off to the side. I reach one of my arms up across her chest to hold myself tight to her. My hand grips her throat under her chin and I hold her head up and to the side a bit so I can bite on to one of her pointy ears as I'm pumping her.

>>39519060
holy shit get off this board if you have talked to drunken women. jesus chad

>>39519202
I'm a girl too, and it was incredibly awkward.

>>39518948
I'm guessing when people say that they mean that once you've had sex enough it loses its appeal. Of course, being virgins, we don't get to experience the gentle decline of our sex drive.

>>39519220
sorry. post tits please

>>39519220
Be my gf right now

original comment

>>39519236
Chestlet, you're not missing out on much.

>>39519582
I'm too gay, sorry anon.

>>39519632
I don't believe in gay women. All women are bisexual. Lesbos are just norman women afraid of man/dick.

>>39519748
>Lesbos are just bisexuals who don't ever do anything bisexuals do

>>39519837
This board is full of heterosexual men who never do what hetero men do.

>>39519632
>Chestlet

POST

BLEASE

>>39519632
All titties are beautiful.

>>39519748
I disagree. There are definitely some dykes but most ""lesbians"" are just straight women going through a phase.

>>39519236
>>39519582
>>39519748
>>39519863
>>39519908
Fuck off. Beta males like you are what are ruining this board. Grow some self respect.

>>39519862
Not for lack of want though.

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>>39514012
Once a day on average. Not much, really!
The most I've done it in one day is like four times, but that's usually only if SUPER lewd anons or other cute boys I like say naughty things that particularly push my buttons!!
By the end of it I felt like my balls had retracted into my body though. Not a pleasant feeling.

>>39520007
You don't fantasize getting dicked?

>>39519996
>i dont like your opinion so im going to resort to using insults
classic hole arguing

>>39520313
Not at all, no.

>>39520388
Wasn't me.

>>39514012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLJCLD3X-PM
0:28 for your answer

>>39520467
How would you feel about a man eating your pussy?

>>39514012
1-2 times a day, but at this point i do it out of boredom or general lack or motivation to do other things. Sometimes more if its a free day or i have nothing to do

>>39520624
Masturbation is a brilliant way to just spend the time away, I agree

I think I have scientific evidence that after 5 days of not fapping your balls reach max capacity.
I was away for two month and I didn't get to fap during that time. So when I arrived I wanked it like a mad man and I came buckets.
Today I fapped after like 5 days of not fapping because of some "No fap september" challenge, then I realized "whatever lol" and wanked it. Came about the same amount that I came when I fapped for the first time in 2 months.

>>39520132
>By the end of it I felt like my balls had retracted into my body though. Not a pleasant feeling.
I like it.

>>39520517
How would you feel about a guy sucking your dick, assuming you're straight? It's nothing I ever spent any time thinking about, I was never unsure of my sexuality and it's never appealed to me.

>>39520678
The best way to spend time, yes.

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>>39514012
3-5 on a workday, 5-10 on days off.
I live alone and don't have much else to do.

>>39520943
I wish I could live alone. uni is awful

>tfw paid for escort but she refused to have sex with me because of my penis hygiene

>>39521098
hahha sorry anon. post a pic of your pecker

>>39514012
off my meds, six times a day, on them two or three, but I get times where I just feel too bad to masturbate and clit doesn't work

>>39521223
are there actually women on r9k or is this just a meme?

>>39521252
yes, women do go on r9k

>>39521223
are you nympho?

>>39515740
How come chad can fuck his gf twice a day and his hairline is fine?

>>39521335
>six times is nympho
Get real anon, on a good day that's an hour of diddling.
Different anon though.

>>39521335
possibly idk
I fit it a lot with the cybering and masturbating but I never brought it up to doctor

>>39521422
six different sessions a day more like
wouldn't stop if I didn't have to eat and pee

When did you anons first do the do?
I think I started at around 13ish, I remember feeling warm and tingly down there and trying to "keep it in" with my hands, then things went on from there.
>>39520915
The best way, and healthy too.
>>39521422
I think you're confusing sessions with o's
Or you're superhuman

>>39521471
Why don't you get dicked all day?

>>39521471
Yeah I don't usually do it in one session. Or do you mean it's six sessions with multiple orgasms each? Because then, wew. Good job.
Also I did once ask my gyno about this as a teen. Apparently it's "above average but definitely no reason to worry"

>>39521523
12 or 13 too. Felt like I had to pee, pushed a pillow between my legs, rubbed off on it. Took quite a while.

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4-6 times times a week, at least 2 with my onahole, the rest without if

depends how lazy I am at the time or if someone's up and moving around the house at 2am

>>39514556
please go away from this website

>>39521523
I always remember rubbing my bits against things
got in trouble a lot for it but it felt really good so I did it in secret
I never actually got off until I was ten or so and then I did it p much constantly after
except for a brief period of trying to avoid because catholic teachers told me you might damage it by masturbating

>>39521539
because not into men, social anxiety and autism

>>39521557
the other one, six sessions with lots of fun

>>39514556

Will you faggots stop trolling already

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>>39521523
10

humping my pillow

those days of orgasms without cumming were great. It'd stink up my room but there was no mess. When I started to get a little dribble of cum I was like WTF IS THAT at first lmao. I was like 12.

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>>39521667
That's some gross shit anon.

>>39515595
good luck to you anon. Ldr sucks ass.

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>>39521730
I love blowjob images. Sloppier the better.

>>39521557
>pushed a pillow between my legs
It's the patrician way to get off. Even if it doesn't really work all that well.

>>39521614
>social anxiety and autism
That makes you good waifu material. Too bad you're lesbo.

>>39521773
2d > 3d

orgeogeo

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>>39521773
That's fine, to each their own. Just don't post muh Anna. Especially considering that uniform probably makes the guy Hans.

>>39521785
Definitely is. It does work somewhat well, but takes time.

>>39521884
>not liking pure love between Annah and Hans
It's like you hate cute things.

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>>39521952
>Annah
>Hans anywhere the word "pure"
That's some fucked up fetish you got anon.

>>39522000
Hans is the prince and she's his princess it's the best romance.
>incest
>calling romantic love fucked up

>>39521884
>but takes time
Everything good takes some time, right? I like getting down and comfy when I do the thing and taking it slow with just my hands. Never got why people used toys.
>>39521952
>pure love
>not yuri

>>39522067
>yuri

go away fujoshi

>>39522039
>slimy cunt trying to weasel his way into the Royal House of Arendelle through deception and attempted murder of the Queen
>best romance
I have no problem with hetshit but literally every other Disney movie would be a better example of good romance.

>>39522067
>taking it slow
Definitely. Not every time but it's usually better and more comfortable that way.
And toys can be fun. At least, in my limited experience.

>>39522139
Fujoshi like yaoi, not yuri.

Usually once a day but I edge about 2 hours for it

>>39522161
Yes, hans is so hot isn't he? I love an ambitious go-getter.
Elsa can have that other brute.

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>>39522206
>ginger sideburns
He's not even a Top 5 Disney Prince.

>>39522161
Fujoshi like both.

>>39522161
>And toys can be fun
Maybe it's different per individual, I've tried using a vibe but it just wasn't a nice experience. It's disappeared somewhere in my room for over a year.

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>>39522247
Sideburns are cute especially when they grow into this

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>>39522425
Yeah it's probably an individual thing/matter of taste, and also depends on the toys. I just have a massager but I enjoy it occasionally.

>>39522447
Go full Franz Joseph or go home.

>>39519220

Lying trapfag detected

>>39521252

Yes but anyone that says "fembot" or "im a girl" Isn't actually female.
They're mostly traps+faggots trying to shill their homosex on lonely men

>>39514012
Not anymore now that I have a fembot gf. I would rather fuck her.

Yesterday she thanked me for unloading a week's worth of my cum inside her pussy.

>>39522668
is it really that hard to think that some women might be on here

Twice a day usually. Used to be up to 7 but it's gone down over the years.

>>39522668
>shill homosex by pretending to be women
What
If a gayfag wants to gay me, how would pretending to be a girl help?

>>39522695

Did you read my reply? I agreed females are here but the ones that declare themselves as female typically aren't.

>>39522756
why when it's relevant to what you're talking about?

>>39522706

I should rephrase, its more the larping traps than the gays but basically its a psyop In which they create terrible threads claiming to be "female" typically things that insult the male ego and make them despise what they think is a roastie. Simultaneously, they run trap threads that talk up homosexuality and male bonding.
It's social programming and a bunch of poor souls have already fallen victim to it. You can thank /pol/ for bringing it here in mass.

>>39522795

Because my initial answer was yes if u were paying attention
They are here but they don't go around saying "Im a fembot"
That's my only point

>>39522878
So you actually think a bunch of faggots posting their ass or posting idiotic faux-female threads is enough to turn formerly heterosexual men into fags?

>>39523021

There are formally straight men here that have taken/sucked dick and immediately regretted it. The green texts pop up all the time around here

>>39516515
get a new knob on your bedroom door which has locking capabilities

>>39523068
They're retarded fags who don't know it.

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>>39517350
Kiyohime is the superior berserker and waifu.

>>39516515

Are there any gas stations near your home? Typically their bathrooms are those single room brick walled type. If you really need a little privacy why not eh?

>>39514012
2nd day /nofap/ here. Looking to at least go a month, preferably forever without masurbating.

I wank pretty much every time I wake up since sleeping on your stomach always gives you a nice morning wood.

is this thread gay?

>>39523270
this is the designated ERP thread

>>39515595
Anon they have these things called doujins and VN. They give you both fappable porn AND emotionally fulfilling stories. You don't need the 3DPD.

I used to do it almost every day, but anymore it's just once a week usually, sometimes as much as 3 or 4 times if I'm particularly horny.

I have a job now so I have to make time to do it, whereas when I was unemployed I had so much free time I just masturbated all the time cause even indulging all my hobbies wasn't enough to fill the hours of the day.

>>39523391
My litmus test for video games used to be whether or not I wanted to fap.

>is this game so engrossing and engaging that I don't feel like fapping at all?
>gold star

>is this game so boring that I'd rather be fapping?
>shit game

>>39523419
Yeah actually I used to have a similar thing. It was weird though, there were games that I didn't mind playing, but playing them always made my mind wander toward erotic thoughts. So if I wanted to jack off but was having trouble getting in the mood I'd play one of those games and sure enough I'd get bored and horny and sucked into an erotic fantasy.

The weird, fucked up shit you do while unemployed, man. I don't even know how I'd explain this to a therapist. Thank god for 4chan.

>>39523191
why anon? I tried that once and realized I really enjoy masturbating. I cut porn completely for awhile and that helped take my mind off of sex

i try to look at or touch my p*nis as little as possible, but i still manage to jerk it about once every couple of days

Usually 2-3 times a week.
Sometimes I'll have one of those days where I'll fap like 3 times in a day, but those are few and far between.
These days I'm too busy to fap, let alone spend 30 minutes just looking for porn

>>39516865
The only time I've ever felt a powerful biological desire for female intimacy was when I jerked off after forgetting to masturbate for two weeks.

>>39514012
So, is the sperm supposed to dribble out of my dick, or is it supposed to squirt? I've never had it be anything other than a really slow sticky cum piss
I'm uncircumcised if that changes anything

>>39524704
Both are normal.

>>39514012
too much
whenever something makes me feel like shit, that's what I resort to as a coping mechanism and it's fucked my life up within the past couple of years

>>39524769
Are you sure? I can't tell sometimes if I'm being memed by all this shit about squirting and ejacultion
It's just like maple syrup coming out of my dick

>>39524903
Do you have any problems to urinate?

>>39524903
Dehydration will make your semen thicker than usual

>>39524769
I once had a thai prostitute tell me my sperm was not normal. She must have seen thousands of men cum so I guess she knew what she was talking about.
Felt bad.

Then I fucked her ass. Stupid whore.

0. I have a gf and a gay roomie who gives good head.

>>39515872
Ignore the other faggot who replied to you. He doesn't know what he is talking about.

You are correct.

>>39524984
That's weird. How is your sperm like?

>>39517041
t. normie.

What are you doing here? Are you lost? Not masturbating doesn't magically give you normal conversation skills.

>>39514491
Opposite for me. I don't fap unless I'm off the next day, which is today. Two nuts and all my energy is gone. I need at least two days to charge up back to normal. I've been going four-six days without fapping due to my schedule.

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Average around 8-10 times a week. Most of the time it's spurred on by 1. angst and 2. the internet (arousing images are everywhere especially on 4chan).
Now that my job's over and I'm NEET for a little while it'll probably be 3 times a day. Nofap is a retarded cult. I don't have any crazy fucked up fetishes (can't fap to 90% of /gif/, god damn they are depraved) besides loli I guess but most men are non-exclusive pedos anyway so idc. I enjoy most of my time masturbating, and have been especially getting into post-orgrasm 'torture' (when your dick is really sensitive after/during cumming). If I ever get a gf I'd make her do that.

>>39515206
oh boy have i got something 4U
https://nhentai.net/g/151217/
want to co-op masturbate to this anon?

>>39517714

Yes, your penis is about to shrivel up and fall off your body. Hurry up and fap to save your penis.

>>39518948
Any man who honestly thinks his sex drive declined in his 20s is either lying or has a hormonal disorder.

I'm with you, mate. I'm 29 as well and my sex drive is raging as if I were an undersexed teenager. I basically want to fuck every woman I see between the ages of 16 and 33. (I don't because I'm a civilized robot who has a strong moral compass, but damn I wish my sex drive would decline just a little.)

>>39519060
Wait, wait. You are on r9k and you've gone to a party and talked to a woman?

Get thee to facebook, where all the normal people go.

>>39519220
Post pussy to prove girlhood.

Otherwise you are an FBI spy.

>>39524704
I drink loads of water which makes my cum more liquid and I spray my cum hard everywhere. It's a bitch to lick up

one or two times a week. some hot girl bitched at me "your 29 years old and still masturbate, no wonder why you never had a girlfriend." it kind of helped but depression is also a thing.

>>39519632
>Chestlet.

Jesus, bitch, don't taunt me with my fetish and then withhold the goods. I need the tiny tiddies.

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>>39522161
>>39522000
>>39521884
Wow, yuritards are pathetic lmao

>>39519748
Nah, mate. Lesbos are just women who are so afraid of penises that they would rather go their whole lives without experiencing an orgasm.

It's really quite sad actually.

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>>39514012
I mostly fap to stuff like this

4-5 times a day. and i am a guy don't fuking give me (you) to being your gf. mens scan masturbate just as much as girls.
will try to quit soon, right now i am on a vry stressful situation and masturbation is keeping me sane

>>39525509
Idk bro. There was a bit of a language barrier.
I think it's normal. Maybe I came too much that day or something.

>>39525960
had me keking out loud, thanks.

>>39525960
oh not this again, fuark

>>39519996
Be original.

Found the bitch.

What is an original post?

>>39525944
but lesbians have more orgasms than hets?

Anyone else here /SmokeMeth/?

I would hate to advocate degenerate drug use to robots in a difficult place in their lives, but honestly, if you've never fapped on meth before you've enver experienced fapping the way it was meant to be.

The effects are legendary.

You can go for 20 hours straight.

Your fantasies become vivid, detailed, and all-consuming.

Porno "comes to life" and synergizes with fantasies you have weaved in your head.

And when you finally come, it's like a nuclear bomb going off inside your body.

It is...

... FUCKING GLORIOUS.

>>39514738
Sauce? I don't know what this is

>>39514012
Once a week.
I don't like doing it and it does not give me enough sexual pleasure to be justifiable.

>>39526538
Lesbian bed death is real.

>>39514012
as many times as it takes des

>>39526573
Are you just trolling? If you're being for real, say so. I'd smoke meth when I'm retired, but until then I wouldn't wanna get addicted to it.

>>39526856
It's a myth, lesbian relationships aren't any more sexless than het ones.

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I used to do it 12 times a day on average for about 11 years, but for a week I've jerked off like 1 time. I think I am sick or just tired of it all. It isn't my testosterone either because I have been getting the biggest erections and have been leaning out and building more muscle without training much.

My record is about 36 for 1 day. Not sure exact number tho

>>39527762
>lesbian relationships aren't any more sexless than het ones.

You are right, but not for the reason you think.
Try getting married: marriage bed death is also real.

>>39527595
He is not trolling. Hard stimulants change everything when it comes to sex. I've heard of people literally getting lost in their fantasies for 12 hours without realising, drenched in sweat and eventually cum.

>>39517996
Ok dad
How does jacking off more than once not hurt for you guys? If I jack off once, and try again a couple hours later, my dick just burns. Not worth the pain.

I used to do it twice a day. Once at noon when I was all alone and super bored, and once at night to help me pass out. Now I ended up stopping it altogether. Not because I want to,fuck that. I stopped because now I get up super early and just pass out before I can get going at night, and I'm too busy to do it during the day. I still get super aroused in the middle of the day and it drives me nuts. To make it worse I can only even get off to weird shit at this point and I'm running out of ew content to fuel it with.

>>39514012
>>39514918
Why do i find the fabric join lines on panties so fucking hot? I don't know why but its so arousing to look at.

>>39514012
Daily, on a free day, maybe twice, or even three times if theres really no other thing to do, I need to stop.

>>39514556
fucking kill yourself, stay the fuck off this website

>>39525960
Fuck you asa

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>>39514012
Been a bit more depressed then usual as of late, so not as much as I used to. Hopefully I bounce back.

Every time I feel I'm ready for another shot, around 10 times a day. I just love shooting thick jizz spurt after spurt, then waiting for half and hour and going again.
The only problem is the fact that I shoot it hard and more often than not I have to clean my keyboard and monitor.

>>39525960
I'm not white you shit

>>39514012

not much now that i have a gf, but i used to be able to cum 30+ times per day, those were my worst days.

now i average 4-5 times per week

It varies, sometimes I masturbate once a day for a week or even multiple times a day, but sometimes I only masturbate a couple times a week. In general I'd say about 3-4 times a week though.

wtf your all amateurs. I've done it at least 4 times a day for 3 years now.
I thought everyone did it as much as me.

>>39530881
>4 times a day for 3 years
how old are you?