/uni/ - Euro edition

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>>39513804
First day of uni is the 11th of September.
Looked at all the clubs. Either leftists bullshit or boring tier cancer. Not sure can I stand normies again after three months of NEETING.

>>39513873
Firat year?

>>39513911
Yup. Doing nautical science. Merchant navy is the life for me.

>>39513947
wow i hope u don't get captured by somali pirates. I heard they find white skin exotic and well you know the rest.

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Anyway here's my greentext

>first day of uni
>opening lecture
>four students who have studied here for a while giving us a quick rundown
>they pass around a page to write down numbers so we can create a group chat
>"you'll probably have only one chat at first but it will start to break up into smaller ones, probably one for memes when everyone gets tired of them being posted, one for gamers and one for some real filthy 4chan memes"
>laughter erupts
>mfw

T-they all know?

I got exactly one month left until first year of uni starts
how do I not end up with suicidal thoughts

>>39513988
I'd love to shoot a few of those niggers.

>>39514070
Just make some friends bro! Talk to people!

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>just got my timetable today
>>4 hours of mandatory group work every Friday morning

J U S T
U
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I have absolutely nothing to do until uni starts in a month. I do house chores, work, exercise and go to bed.

I'm bored of consuming media and just want to learn.

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>>39514187
>tfw 1 (one) lecture on Fridays

1st year here, no classes yet

Dorms are comfy, which means I'll do just fine.

>>39513804
>teacher sent the whole class a scathing email about the quality of our lab reports
FUCK.

>>39514291
The fuck did you do. Originally, of course.

>enrolled on an integrated masters course
>check my uni's website for first time in ages because exams are done
>you have (1) assignment
>what
>application for integrated masters
>deadline was 3 days ago
What?! I'm already enrolled on it why do I have to apply again? I'm so confused, maybe it's only for people who wanted to transfer after first year?

I'm in such a panic now, I hope it'll be ok.

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>have exam tomorrow
>tired from previous session, I did not study until half August
The thing is, I tried to study since the 20th of July, but every time I would sit down and open the books, a rush of sadness would wash over me and just wouldn't let me read in peace. I did all I could from April to July, studying for 4 exams, and now I had to do that shit again. Shame on me for fucking up

>>39513988
We loooove our Somalis. Oh they're so good, oh they're so sweet.

>>39514351
I don't know. We did an experiment making hydrogen gas prom zinc and platinum in sulfuric acid, then measured the electrochemical activity. I redid my calculations twice. Maybe our data was just g garbage from human error, but I included a section on that in the report. I dunno what we did wrong. I want this guy to write me a letter of rec, too. I'm scared.

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>>39514444
Quads of panic

>>39514493
Ok I'm pretty sure it's for last years cohort. Since I'm on the 2016/17 page and the 2017/18 page hasn't opened yet.

Also the date for applying for some other thing was Nov 2016, a month into first year, so that's probably not for us. I've contacted 3 people about it though because I'm a panicking mess.

>tfw starting electronic engineering the 13th of September
I haven't studied any maths/physics for 2 years. Told myself i'd practise this summer to get the hang of it before starting uni, but didn't do it.
I'm scared that it'll be so difficult, shit:(

>>39514489
What did they say was wrong with it? Did he not mention why they were bad?

>>39514649
It'll be ok, if you have a good mind for mathematics it'll all come right back to you. Good luck though.

>>39514753
Apparently we "slavishly reported" our numbers without asking any questions. I fucked up.

>>39514001
are you being serious about this? they said that for real? where are you from anon i'm kinda shocked rn

>>39514806
So you got strange results and didn't question them? Yeah you should have a decent idea of what normal results look like, if they're weird you can just fake them like I do sometimes.

I am taking the worst course possible.
Fucking presentations, demos and what else.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39514899
Dead serious. From Latvia. someone from that room might be reading this RIGHT NOW

>>39515020
>4chan is common knowledge amongst Latvians
The more you know

>tfw in love with my maths tutor who's 18 years older than me

how do I ask him out?

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Ok it turns out I don't need to apply for the integrated master because I'm already enrolled on it. Panic over.

>>39515160
That's not very ethical, anon.

>>39515237
Regardless of his response, I was planning on finding a new tutor after I ask him out.

>>39514194
Read up on what literature is required for the first semester and start reading.
Motivation will drop and classes get harder, so do your best to get all As in the first two semesters, because you probably won't see any after that.

>went from being among the top 10% to being barely in the top 50% in two semester's time
It's my fifth semester now, and I go between listlessness and depression as I realize I'll need to study something entirely unrelated to not kill myself before I'm 30.

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>tfw blew 2 chances to start a conversation with girls

Never going to make it bros.

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>first class this year at uni
>nobody talks during the class
>15 minute break
>everyone either split into groups of people who already know each other, completely disappear, or stay in class and stare at their phone
How the fuck are you supposed to make friends? Back in elementary school you could just ask "do you want to be my friend", why is it so awkward now?
Dorms aren't even a thing in my country, I've spent entire semesters without talking to anyone.

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>>39516295
I think almost all of us here know that feel bro. Was it like this in your first year as well?