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Guys so tomorrow is the day. This girl wants to come over my

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Guys so tomorrow is the day. This girl wants to come over my place to study calculus homework. She's a big booty cute Latina. I'm fucking anxious as hell man. I feel like it's going to be awkward. She told me she's coming over for sure.
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If you hardly know her it'll be easier.
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>>39509407
It'll be worse Original
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>>39509387
Make sure you let her make the move first,
and dont mistake any hints
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>>39509422
Like how, explain.
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>>39509387

I KNOW Exactly what you should do anon!

When you're meet her look her straight in the eyes and tell her you want to put your "f(x)= x/-1" through her "f(x) = 1/x".
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>>39509387
I think you should integrate her parts if you know what I mean. Tell her you have an infinite series converging in your pants.
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>>39509458
If she puts her arm around you,put your arm around hers
if she rubs her knee on your put your hand on her knee
and if she gets a few inches to close to your face laugh a little and kiss her
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>>39509495
A-Also ask tell her you want to find her limits.
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>>39509535

>The limit does not exist, anon
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>>39509497
>kiss her
Yeah, no buddy. Bad advice for a robot.
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>>39509589

That gif tho... xD
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>>39509387
rape her woman hole
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Don't worry OP she is not ocming over.
And if she is she will accuse you of raping her

>Why do I keep getting the same captchas?
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