I am 45 and have been a NEET my entire life

NEET life is awesome

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Really why do people push them self to limits just to be able to survive...

Like average life of WageCuck is working entire month wasting 160h hours (not counting unpaid preparation and travel) to not enjoy money they earned but to waste it on necessary food and bills and other shit just so they could save 10% of what they earned.

Its mind boggling, I would rather work and grown my own food and live on farm simple life then go into this rat race just to push myself to limits so that in end I could impress peers.

Fuck people are mentally sick, we have more then ever before in history in mankind but still yet we strive to overload our self just so we could buy brand new car basically paying for logo on bumper while car technology hasn't changed much in last 50 years or just to buy t-shirt with check mark sign.

Wage slaves are dumb and deserve to suffer this is my conclusion

>>39508972
Where do you get money from? I wish I could be a NEET my whole life but I'm not sure how I could cover living expenses without working. I have a diagnosis too, however there's no such thing autism bux in my country.

>>39509866
Parents and autismbux
My siblings moved out in their early 20s.
I'm still here

>>39509866
My dad wants me to move out and get a job and he's been on my case since I was 20. Mom wants me to stay because she wants a friend to talk to and go with her places.

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>>39508972
>because of autism
keep tellin yourself that bud

Enjoy it guys. I honestly don't mind, if you're happy and it's just a bit of my taxes that go there, go ahead and have fun.

>>39509932
Most people with autism are NEETs.

I'm 33, I've worked roughly 6 years in my life, been NEET the rest of the time. I haven't worked for the past 4 years and I don't intend to ever work again, being a NEET is comfy as fuck.

>>39508972
You are a legend.

>>39510078
damn right. It's awesome spending my time playing video games, going on r9k, and drinking poppy tea.
Just don't know what to do when the rents die
Dad keeps telling me to get a job but mom wants me around because I'm her best friend.

Id live the comfy life but I like expensive things

>>39510118
I am Super NEET supreme

Last time I got a job I only lasted 4 months. I became massively depressed and wanted to kill myself.

>>39510125
I get neetbux, so my whole family could die in a freak accident and it wouldn't change anything for me. I might even get comfier because of inheritance.

>>39510156
My siblings got jobs in their teens and early 20s. I've never had a job or even internship in my life in middle age. Go figure. Undiagnosed autism was a bitch.

>>39508972
what widsom have you learned in your 45 years of neetdom?

>>39508972
>Still a NEET because of Autism
Tell us some story's.

Been on 'bux since 2012 for aspd. Even if I wanted to get off of them they consider me too dangerous to work. I go in once a year to tell them if I bought a new vehicle or moved and that's that. $700 a month and $300 in food stamps+free housing. Not a bad life. better than what I had before. Wouldn't say /comfy/ but I'm fine where I'm at.

>>39510183
that poppy tea and vicoden make life worthwhile.
that if you don't have to do it you shouldn't
that autism is a complete pain in the ass
that r9k makes life go by so much faster
that camgirls won't wanna be your girlfriend
that being a NEET is the closest thing to living the Buddhist lifestyle. I don't desire most material goods. I just am.

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>tfw live in America so shit tier NEET programs and cant stay with my parents very long

>>39509891
>early 20s.
How old are you?

>>39508972
>. See no reason not to be.


Hey. That's why you're still a neet, not because you're autistic.

>>39510241
45. I'm the OP and never lived away from my parents.

being neet in us propably sucks, but in Europe u can live like fuckin king thanks to social benefits, and u dont need parents to help

>>39510257
DO you ever feel bad or sick? Have you considered watching some youtube tutorials and teaching yourself a skill that you could use to start your own business? Also, how do you bare o look your parents in the eye? I'm 19 and used to be a neet halfway through 17 to more than halfway through 18. That shit was hell! Felt like I had dishonored my whole family.

>>39510223
how do i get vicodin and poppy tea?

>>39510294
Yeah, I have my own place, enough neetbux to live comfortably and put some on the side, and on top of that I get free health care.

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>>39510295
>I'm 19 and used to be a neet halfway through 17 to more than halfway through 18. That shit was hell! Felt like I had dishonored my whole family.
Want to know how I can tell you are American?

>>39510295
I used to but when I got my Aspergers diagnosis in the late 90s it was like it explained everything about me. I no longer felt I was failing. I'm considering learning some skills.

Have you thought about what will happen if your government support (not sure what autismbux is...but assuming welfare), runs out?

I really hope the Donald starts dissolving those types of social programs...They are WAY too liberal. I've seen whiny drug-addicted lazy cry babies say they have 'depression' and get aid. It ridiculous. Those hand-outs gotta stop especially to those that are just lazy and are able to care for themselves
.

>>39510330
>Want to know how I can tell you are American?
How?

>>39510340
That's great to hear. I would consider learning programming. It's a slow start but once you get going it gets addictive.

>>39510223
>that poppy tea and vicoden make life worthwhile.
>that autism is a complete pain in the ass
>that r9k makes life go by so much faster
>that camgirls won't wanna be your girlfriend
Sounds like your life is fucking awful.
Are you in a relationship?
What hobbies do you have?
How many friends do you have?
How do you deal with the fact you've done nothing for 45 years?

>>39510368
>How?
Normal families don't expect their kids to be moved out by fucking age 17.

>>39509807
>I would rather work and grown my own food and live on farm

How the fuck you buying a farm without money? Anyway assuming you had the farm, growing and harvesting food is a lot of work and expense. You've not thought this through eh lad.

>>39510381
First of all I'm from London m8 and secondly, the problem was not that I had not moved it but rater that I wasn't going school or getting a job. I literally just woke up to use the computer and eat then sleep. The only time I went out was to buy food and even that was a struggle.

The problem wasn't me not moving out of my house but rather not being in employment education or training, and the look in their eyes as they realized they had raised a failed child broke my heart to see.

Now I'm 19 working as a real estates agent and less happy than when I was a neet.

>>39510380
Not in a relationship. I thought this stripper I saw was in love with me but I was wrong.

I play video games, go on camgirl sites, take opiates, read survival manuals, buy survival stuff, and try to plan for a nuclear war for my hobbies. I'm on r9k and infowars.com all the time.

I have 2 real life friends and 5 internet ones but most of the time all alone.

I deal with it because I'm autistic. I never had a chance or a future to begin with so I make the most of my time as a happy NEET. The thought of getting a job and pretending to be normal 40 or more hours a week scares me.

>>39510438
You produce, eggs, feed swine, cows...etc and you sell exchange with other farmers for wheat, corn etc... this is how people lived in all days.

>>39510296
buy poppy seed in bulk and buy lemons and look at the instructions online. But be warned don't take too much or you could die.

Vicodin I get from the dark net. Morphine's cool too and codeine cough syrup

>>39510353
I'm pretty pissed at that. I have no fucking idea what I'd do if autismbux was cut and my parents died. I wouldn't have a chance either.

>>39510462
You never answered the principle question - i.e. where's the farmland and accommodation coming from without money. Blatantly a NEET like you would starve to death even if handed every single 'self-sufficiency' element on a plate.

>>39510252
My siblings aren't NEETs and don't have autism. I think it's autistic inertia making me not take action in getting a job.

>>39509807
I thought about the same but I don't have the money to buy a farm and a house and would probably lose motivation.

>>39509807
Capitalism is fucked. But its in its winter years, tfw it finally failes they'll go right back to it.

>>39510156
Same here, people said it would feel good to have income but no.

Got fired because i missed a day.

>>39510680
Communism sucks too
what system do we try next?

>>39510223
What does vicoden do?

>>39510741
White Nationalism free market Socialism

>>39510741
Somthing better?

>>39510759
makes you feel happy and euphoric even if the world is crashing down.

>>39510789
Over the counter or do i need a prescription?

>>39510781
Looks like a contradiction to me. I just don't want my autismbux cut or to have shit like microchips.

>>39510895
you need a script unless you get it from the dark web.

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>>39510933
Dayum, i thought i could control my bad feels.

>>39510963
poppy tea or poppy's still an option for you
but be warned don't take too much of that shit

>>39510230
That sucks
You got autism too?

>>39509807
Well my parents worked their asses off to build their own house and get rid of the debts as fast as they could

You fuck

>>39511195
Not everyone has the option of working hard and getting ahead. I was born to be a loser because of my autism so may as well have fun.

Any OSRS gold farmer NEETs willing to help another NEET out?

>>39511218
Yeah but to say everybody works like an animal for a better car is retarded

Some do it for their kids future n shit

>>39510295
>Also, how do you bare o look your parents in the eye
He's autistic m8, he doesn't look anyone in the eye
T. fellow autist

>>39511259
Not a gold farmer, but I make about a bill a week as a middleman for trading rs3 to osrs.

>>39511305
What type of autism you got? I was diagnosed with Aspergers in the late 90s.

>>39511306

I'm so new I don't even know what a bill is? Do you mean a billion RS gold?!???

I only learnt about the OSRS farming thing in another NEET thread but I missed out on asking the guy for advice. I never played RS until the past few days.

Would you help me make some money? My email is [email protected]

>>39511359
Autistic disorder, high functioning, diagnosed a few years ago when I was 22. It's kind of weird to come across an older autistic person here, most people are young. I'll probably be where you are in a couple decades, still NEET, still living with my parents. Unfortunately I don't get bux but my parents are well off enough to support me.

>>39511442
The school didn't know what was wrong with me. They weren't sure if I was lazy, stupid, or just a trouble maker. I got diagnosed with Aspergers in my late 20s and then everything suddenly made sense to me. Since then I accepted my content as a lifelong NEET and learned it wasn't my fault.

>>39510724
I just can't motivate myself to get out of NEETdom and I couldn't even if I wanted to. Autistic inertia has fucked me over.

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>>39508972
This is awesome, my fellow NEET.

>>39511967
Going long and strong. NEET life is the best. Still I don't know what the hell I'll do when my parents die. Probably live with my siblings.

It's ironic. I spend time preparing for avoiding the new world order, wilderness survival, and how to survive a nuclear war but I have no idea what to do if my parents die other than live with my siblings.

My diagnosis for potential autism is on Thursday.

AM already on 500 pounds a month for psychosis.

I wonder if I can get PIP too with autism diagnosis.

I honestly keep comparing myself to my peers who are either dentists, teachers, with a job, car, kids, gf, house etc.

I live at home with my dad unemployed. I honestly don't know how people work, I just can't do it. I tried. ASDA sacked me cuz I was a depressive cashier (social overload for me). KFC was awful I felt self conscious and felt like a sperg.
My IT apprenticeship went well the longest lasting 6 months, I got tired and couldn't do it.

Does autism inflict a sort of neurosis to not being able to work?

>>39512082
I think so. It's called autistic inertia. I've never had internships or jobs and I'm 45. Don't know what the fuck made me like this other than autism.

>>39508972
>>39509133
>>39510078
>>39510118
(and others)

I don't understand how at your age you could be satisfied with NEET life.
Why do you not want to change the world?
And why do you not want to get a gf?

>>39512114
>autistic inertia
Cool, i'll google this.

Ok I see, that makes sense. Continuing in a set behaviour or activity until told otherwise.

I've always had to wait for people to tell me to do things before i do it. In a lonely cashier role for example am left hanging and look a pleb.

>>39512144
>Why do you not want to change the world?
Why would I give a shit in the first place? And more to the point, how do you think you're going to change the world with a minimum wage job?
>And why do you not want to get a gf?
I've had 4 girlfriends since I became a NEET, current one for over a year.

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I am a NEET and in less than a month homeless
time to kill myself

>>39512029

Stop doing that other stuff. It's a weird psychological thing with a lot of males, it's a fantasy we get caught up in and you can end up wasting massive effort and time on that. Focus on gaining your own independence. Work a little on it every day and you'll accumulate lots of hours.

>>39512144
To answer your question the opiates I take help and so do the video games. Imagining myself spending 40 hours a week trying to pretend to be normal sounds exhausting. I can't pretend to be normal that long. I'm into my survivalism shit too

I don't care about changing the world. I just feel apathetic towards it.
If a world war broke out I'd just go to sleep. I only care that NWO doesn't take over my life and that my autismbux are still there.

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>>39508972
>be neet/student for ages
>finally get off my ass and into a minimum wage job
>people think even less of me then when i just told em i was studying

fuck society, seriously

I wasted years of smoking weed and reading conspiracies. It was fun. But i am now 4 years behind.

Whilst the rest of my peers are with jobs, cars, houses and gf.

Ok i get this autistic inertia now.

Being stuck in a state.

When i was 11 i was stuck in a state of wanting to play out all the time even though my friends would sometimes not come out.
Come 24 am the opposite and want to do fuck all the time.

>>39512278
Lucky my 2 real life friends and my internet friends are NEETs

>>39512222
what should the first step be?

>>39512339

I guess just start with unlearning all the NWO\civilisational collapse stuff. But if you spent an hour doing anything, like teaching english online for $20 even, at least you're making headway. There are massive profits to be made in crypto day-trading at the moment. My point really is that every moment is precious if you're young, don't let yourself get to a breaking point the way I did. It may feel like you have forever and you can procrastinate...but doing literally anything in small amounts every day to put yourself in a better position (getting a bit of cash to be able to do something later on if you get a good idea, for example). If you do that, you'll also have plenty of free time to do more interesting things.

>>39512297
Now all I wanna do is browse the net, take opiates, and play video games

>>39512374
What about getting a girlfriend? I thought this stripper was in love with me but she wasn't. I once drove 5 hours to meet a girl online. She turned out to be lying about her pics and was morbidly obese. Still fucked her . I have bad experiences.

>>39512559

My advice would be to focus on yourself rather than women...that's hard advice to accept, though.

>>39512640
Should I try some coke for confidence? I've never done it before.

>>39512692

Absolutely not. Don't ever rely on altered states for confidence. Again, I know it sounds patronising and annoying to hear people say this - but you have to build confidence from within, you have to build a sense of your own value, and you need to learn about your own social 'rights', and learn to assert those rights. Confidence is something you can build (and you have to work on it anyway no matter who you are or what level of confidence you're at, anyway).

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>>39512218
Whats your story neet friend?

>>39512757
What about for fun?

>>39508972

I'm mentally ill, diagnosed and Been hospitalized.

Still get no refunds and have To work

Only been a NEET for half a year (left uni) and it's the best feeling ever. Living life at my own pace.

>>39512144
Why should i want to "change the world"?
You don't need to be a wagecuck to get a gf

>>39512851
The only shit thing is you don't know what happens when your parents die. If that happens I'll hit up my brothers to crash at their places. If they say no I'll ask my sister. If she says no I'm fucked.

>>39512640
This
The main part of NEET life is catering to YOUR needs, not sheklestein or stacy

>>39512202
>I've had 4 girlfriends since I became a NEET, current one for over a year.

How?

>>39512202
>he is neet
>he has a gf
plz teach me my master.

>>39512911
would you rec doing coke? I've never tried it but I want to.

>>39512885
>Why should i want to "change the world"?
Look at the way it is now - are you really satisfied with the way it is???

>You don't need to be a wagecuck to get a gf
Maybe not when you're young, but how else can you attract one when you're over 40?

>>39512913
>>39512931
I'm cheating a bit, I happen to be tall, good looking and confident.

>>39512202
>Why would I give a shit in the first place?
I was under the impression that although most autistic people don't understand the normies, they still care. It's certainly that way with me. Why are you so indifferent?

>And more to the point, how do you think you're going to change the world with a minimum wage job?
Why restrict yourself to minimum wage jobs?

>>39513129
>most autistic people
I'm not autistic. I care about the people I interact with, I don't really give a shit about the rest of the world.
>Why restrict yourself to minimum wage jobs?
I didn't study anything because I was already bored out of my skull at the end of high school.

>>39513192
I don't care either outside of NWO
If WW3 came I'd sleep through the whole thing

The laziness or inertia is ruining my life - autism.

>>39513021
uhm okay, so:
>chad looking + NEET = best life

??

>>39513430
I was dxed with Aspergers in the late 90s. I used to beat myself up over being lazy but when I saw the diagnosis I knew it had to do with my condition. Inertia's a symptom of autism and damn hard to deal with.

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>>39513466
yeah blame autism on being lazy fuck
seriously anon, how delusional can you get?????
o wait you're autistic nvm barely human if even considered human
kek

>>39513605
Go jump off a cliff asshole

>>39513447
I suppose so, at least as long as you live in a country that has good neetbux. Being a NEET isn't that much of a turnoff for women, living with your parents is.

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I'm a tattoo artist , I make even 2000$ a week UNTAXED money , I ain't paying shit lol , and i work 3-4 days a week , the rest i do what ever the fuck i want

>>39513675

I'm not trying to exclude you here, but you're the last type of person I'd expect to come to r9k. You spend all day tattooing normies? What do you enjoy about r9k? What brings you here?

>>39513712
well , i spend all day tattooing fucking normies that pour all their shit onto me like i fucking care about em , i just care about doing an outstanding job and get the dough , i'm here because i can relate to most of the people , i just like to be alone and paint n shit , i treat people that i tattoo like slabs of meat with skin on them

>>39513712
plus the tattoo industry ain't as normie as you might think it is , the tattooers themselves are not normies , i myself am a bit autistic i mostly work non stop on tattooing painting and drawing even in my spare time when i'm not tattooing i browse forums and shit and talk about techniques and such

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How do i get neetbux should I just ask a psychologist to test me for mental illnesses and how to go on

>>39513783

Can you share some of the things they've poured out to you?

>>39513830
Go to a psychologist. Tell all your symptoms. Collect evidence for neetbux then apply. When you apply go into extreme detail about your disabilities. Good luck.

>>39513895
"oooo i get this tattoo because my baby moomas cousin daddy grandpa died " and they get like an infinity sign , i mostly decline everything thats not a huge piece

>>39513895
every day i get shit , now i started to just shove headphones on my head because they are like 'owwww owww it hurts and all that shit ,well damn right it hurts , i'm jabbing needles in ur skin what the fuck did you expect you dumb snowflake , most of them aren't even tough enough to last atleast 5 hours without complaining

>>39513675
>>39513783
>>39513817
Holy fuck you sound insufferable

>>39513018
>Look at the way it is now - are you really satisfied with the way it is???
i really couldn't care less, and i doubt theres anything i could do anyway to "change" it
>how can you attract one when you're over 40?
If i haven't got a keeper by the time i'm 40 then yeah i'm pretty fucked anyway but that's not gonna change if i get a shitty job

>>39514063
lol , try working with people , pro tip , you can't

>>39514119
Jokes on you turbo normie. I am an EMT and I get plenty of experience talking to people.

>>39514134
nah , jokes on u , you don't get people who don't know what they what everyday all day non stop

How do I stop my autistic inertia?

>>39513605
Nout wrong with being lazy. FUck off.

"OH HE LAZY OH NO"

>>39514179
You've clearly never been in the medical field, which was obvious. Plenty of ignorant and naive people call the ambulance for non-emergencies, and you have to placate them and tell them they actually aren't going to die.

>>39508972
God I just want to become a NEET already. The State Assembly is bullshit.

>>39509807
how do you find 1 year tech schools?

fuck man all my country has are 4 year studies and schools