>go in for job interview
>okay anon, before we start. Tell me about yourself?
Jeez in fuckin A how the fuck am i supposed to respond to this?
What the hell does he want to know my life story?
>>39508525
"I'm a quick learner, a hard worker, unafraid to ask for help when I need it, and I get along with everybody. I have interesting-but-relatable hobbies. I am a team player and loyal to my managers. And my career path brings me to this specific job role at your company."
say typical normie shit
>>39508525
https://youtu.be/1lEdwqwOttg
Ay nigga just hit 'em with that N I G H T C R A W L E R
>>39508525
I'm a probiotic, self-centered, hyperactive learner and the hardest worker you'll ever experience.
>>39508525
i will literally work for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I WILL WORK FOR FREE GIVE ME THE JOB I WORK HARD. JUST GIVE ME THE JOB PLEASE IVE GOT NOT EXPERIENCED I NEED A JOB.
>>39510104
I'm juuuust tired enough that this is fucking hilarious to me. Something about the wording.
>Hardest worker you'll ever experience
N I G G A
>>39509489
really?
Tell me more about those "interesting" hobbies please...
And game over
>>39508525
jack off on his desk
Haha well, I'd have to say in my free time I'm quite the enthusiast of internet discussion forums. I find them to be quite fascinating places. Have you heard of "4chan?" It actually cropped up on the news a couple times last year during the election. You should look into it, really interesting stuff there to read about, no matter what interests you.
>>39508525
"I fap 24/7, and still have enough left to plaster your mom's face"
It's be worth it to see their reaction
>So what you've been doing all these years since graduation?
Wat to do?
>>39509489
I'm not sociopathic enough to be capable of saying this out loud with a straight face
Bend the truth, but don't outright lie. Workplace treats many people unfairly so don't be afraid to bend the rules. Companies do it all the time.
>>39512199
train it you gotta believe what you're saying even if it's complete bullshit
>>39509489
>I have interesting-but-relatable hobbies.
t. your friendly neighborhood serial killer
>"what do you do in your spare time?"
>>39509489
just seems cringy
I value the interviewer's intelligence so I'm not gonna say shit like that
>>39508525
>What the hell does he want to know my life story?
Because he wants to make sure he doesn't accidentally hire someone like us
>>39509489
That's a good opener, with some tweaks. Stealing that, thanks.
>>39515116
Obviously you both know that you're bullshitting, that's not the point. Nobody thinks they're fooling the interviewer with this shit. It has nothing to do with their intelligence. It's about demonstrating that you know what they want and that you're capable of producing it. If you can fake the persona it's effectively the same as if it was sincere.
>>39515116
>I value the interviewer's intelligence
>>39509489
That's good bit too robotic. Especially
>I have interesting-but-relatable hobbies
kek. It sounds like your an along trying to pull off a good humna impression.