Hey wagie, what are you still doing up? You have a long day of

I have a month or so off so i'm good.

>>39506474
I work nights boy. Don't you have school in the morning

>>39506474
It's a holiday tomorrow, virgin. Anyone who doesn't work a McJob has tomorrow off.

>>39506529
>NEET
>In school

??

>>39506474
>tomorrow.
Not us burgers.

>>39506542
Don't worry, slave, you'll be back on Tuesday. With double the workload due to being off on Monday.

>>39506474
>NEETcuck loses track of time and forgets about labour day
Sad!

Am I a wagie if I only work one day a week just for some spare cash to spend on drugs?

>>39506582
Yes, if you work at all you are a wagie.

You are literally giving away your limited time on Earth for some bank tokens.

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>>39506489
Every wagie gets a breakie from the cagie. It does not mean you are still not a wagecuck. You guys are scum of the Earth. Well you slave away, I have been coding a male on male porn website. The projected sales look very huge (i.e seven figures). Wagie what are you doing with your temporary break?

>>39506568
>double
It's only 20% more per day you baka.

>>39506614
>bank tokens
bank tokens that can be exchanged for DRUGS.
soberfags will never understand.

>>39506474
Nah, I get work off on labor day since my workplace is closed and I get paid time off for the holiday. Really feel sorry for the wagies that are getting jewed to work tomorrow though.

>>39506625
Get to visit family with the time I have. I've been in South Korea for 6 months.

>>39506568
What workload? I work for the federal government. I get paid $80k/year to show up, browse the internet for 8 hours and then go home.

>>39506641
>40% isn't 20% doubled

??

>>39506679
8 hours a day you don't get to do what you want to do.

What you make in wages you lose in opportunity costs.

>>39506689
Where are you getting 40% from?
I was going off the premise that a typical work week is 40 hrs over 5 days (which it isn't; it's more like 46+ [fuck that shit, I know])
Anyway...
40hr/5days = 8 hrs/day typical
now we have one less day:
40hrs/4days=10 hrs/day this week
10/8=5/4=1.2=20% more

>>39506743
That's if Goldstein allows you to spread out Monday's workload throughout the week.

We all know he'll want it on Tuesday.

How old are you?
Smae anon form >>39506672

>>39506960
Hey fake NEET faggot we all know you are really a wagecuck sad he can never be a real NEET like me.

Student here. I'm dropping out so I've been living relatively comfy life lately. I'm probably skipping class tomorrow, after all, why go when I'll drop out.

Reminds me of that year I took off. God damn going to uni sucks dick. Fuck money I'll NEET it up and live on ramen.

>>39507008
Hello fellow NEET, I'm glad to inform you that I'm unemployed, not in job training or in education.

>>39507016
If you are dumb enough to fall from college meme, you will eventually fall for wagecuck meme when money gets tight. Tick tock, tick tock future wagefuck.

>>39507063
I went to college to get laid. I did and it sucked, so I'm back to not doing shit.

>>39507079
>Ability to get laid

You don't belong on here. Get out, Chad.

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>be me
>paramedic
>work 3 nights a week
>nap unless called
>save lives
>get free coffee
>4 days off to larp as a NEET
>don't wanna kms bc have purpose
>salary > neetbux
How do NEETs even compare?

>tfw landed a kush as fuck nights job
>paid 30/hr to sit here and be knowledgeable about my interest
>nobody else around so I just shitpost on 4chan or write song lyrics
Only downside is my hours are all squeezed into one part of the week, but makes the rest of the week that much sweeter.

Called off for a sicky NEET. I'll be enjoying the sick days

>>39507924
>>39508256
>>39508262
Stop deflecting. At end of day you still are in a cagie.

>>39507059
But you are a male who enjoys the company of men

>>39508491
And you do a little song and dance for some gib dats. You're worse than the blacks you compain about

>>39508491
We're all stuck in life, don't deflect from that friend. I'm happy to make more than most doing something that interests me anywho

>>39508491

>Agoraphobic maladapted disappointment tells me I'm stuck in a cage.
Please detail your worthwhile existence.

>>39507924
Right? I own a cafe, so I guess to the NEETs here I'm mr Goldstein? I'm sure that I'd hire someone like that if they ever bothered to apply.

If you pay taxes, you help Mr. Goldstein.

i don't work for PHD Doctor McShekel Jewbergermanstein

I work for tips and nothing but

>>39506474
Its labor day bitch, for once i can laugh at your stayhome ass and sleep in

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fuck off, NEET. It's Labor Day tomorrow

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>>39510332
Sounds like you'd better go to work that day then, it's even in the name. Stupid fucking wagecucks don't even know about Labor Day, do they? That's why we'll keep laughing at them along with Mr. Shekelstein.

I quit just a few days ago. I'm free.

little NEETies always stumble out of these threads beaten and defeated

they imagine shit jobs because they know that's what little NEETies like them will have to do to afford tendies

they can't imagine that a real human could get a comfy job and maximise the value of their free time

they're internet anti-semites because the little NEETies NEED to believe somebody is more despicable than them

but in the end, NEETies

the rope beckons

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>>39506474
This is a looooong Monday.

>>39506474
It's midday, not late, also, I'm not working for people yet, I'm studying mechanical engineering.

>>39508848
>implying we want a job
That's why wagecucks continue to get BTFO--a major assumption is everyone wants to be a slave.

>>39511997
Ah but you will be wagie. You're mearly training for your future enslavement.

>>39511931
Oh you haven't offed yourself yet? I'm surprised tbqhwy

I might as well work and make some money. All I do is lay around and do nothing on my days off anyways.

>>39508848
You own a cafe and wagecuck yourself to keep it running. Sound like a dumb as rocks wageslave. How does it feel being taxed wagie?

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>>39512450
This guy is living a lavish, luxurious, and fulfilling NEET life, so why would he kill himself? I'm glad I made your day better, by the way.

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>>39506474
Is it wrong that my aspiration right now is to slave away to work for mr Goldstein at a stressful but comfy deskjob? I become independent and sometimes their prospects and benefits seem pretty good

I've not even finished university and my desk job already makes me feel like the only way I will ever feel happy more than 50% of the time is to go off the deep end and move to somewhere where nobody knows me and try to live off some kind of money source

>>39514274
>secrets of financial accounting
>non-refundable
Oy vey.

>>39514398
Is this the fate that awaits me as well?>>39514417
I made the grave mistake of buying a secondhand textbook AT the campus bookshop....