Why aren't you on Tinder yet anon?

>>39504359
that can't be a woman

>>39504359
because it's designed for you to subscribe to Tinder+

I want to, but I reuse to get a normiebook.

>>39504359
Looks like a jewess reptilian. Fuuuuck my dick I want ANITA LOOKALIKE pussy to impregnate and raise a nu male cuck son

>>39504359
>not even a girl
>cant even draw goku correctly
this upsets me on many different levels

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>>39504376
She most definitely is. What makes you think otherwise?

>>39504396
>>39504376
Fucking trap shills fuck off.

>>39504382
i heard you can now log in with a phone number but i haven't tried it because reasons

>>39504447
Yes you can. You can even emulate a phone since all you need a confirmation code so you don't even need that requirement.

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>cute freckled girl with big tits super likes me
>she's got a linked instagram so she is legit
>she even messages me first
>hey
>I say hey what's up back
>ghosted

Does the universe enjoy taunting me like this? Why don't you just fucking kill me

>>39504382
You don't need FB as long as you have a phone with texting enabled for confirmation.

>>39504480
You can still follow up on the conversation. Observe her photos and bio and make her a ridiculous question out of that. We can help you if you post her profile here.

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You could lose your virginity anon.

>>39504514
Photos are basically her on a boat, a couple of her outside in dresses, and one bathroom selfie with a friend. Bio says she loves hiking and kayaking. I can't relate to any of that shit at all

I don't have pics of myself

I think I'd do pretty good there desu

>>39504701
haha anon, it would be easier if i knew how to play the dating game.

i tried the app once but then i freaked out as i didn't know what to talk about.

most people don't write anything interesting in their descriptions. how am i supposed to start a conversation?

>>39504760
>most people don't write anything interesting in their descriptions. how am i supposed to start a conversation?
Look at their pics and make a witty one liner.

>>39504749
Buy some 5 dollar PC cam or something nigga. Or ask a friend/family member.

>>39504359
>designer at Sega
>22
>barely subpar drawing ability
tell me shes an intern or something

>open with a shitty pun because I was told to
>she likes it, whatever
>move onto hobbies
>she says drawing
>coincidentally I like drawing too
>ask her what she draws
>ghosted

for fuck's sake, what did I do?

>>39504447
Thank you Anon. Will sign up soon.

>>39504420
alright well she looks like a man

>>39504359
>my gf works at Sega
And your dad works at Nintendo I bet

>>39504719
You can ask her shit to open up even if you don't like those activies.It's better than straight up giving up.

>hiking if it's like a mountain or some shit
Damn, don't you get scared at that height?

Whatever you do, don't compliment her right away. 99% of Tinder guys just start convos with
>hey
>hi
>sup
>random compliment

For example, I made a girl open up to me recently with this opener:

>just so we're clear
> you're not schizophrenic, yeah?

The reason was because she had a poem and comment about voices in her head(though the context clearly meant it was her conscience)

>>39504783
Camera is not a problem. I have a smartphone for that. The thing is that I don't want to have a profile filled with selfies. And I'd feel awkward to ask anyone to take a pic of me.

>>39504913
Ask your family members to share a gathering pic with you or just buy a selfie stick so it looks like it's not you taking a selfie.

>>39504913
Get a phone stand and an app that lets you set a timer on photos. Plop yourself down on a couch and act like you're having a conversation with someone off screen.

Boom, it looks like you have friends.

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Well, at least she's upfront about what she's here for.

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>be me
>friend says I should get tinder
>helps me make an account.
>give it a go
>get 3 matches over the next month.
>all either a land whale or 1/10
>talk about dating a few months later
>he gets 4 + matches a day that he proceeds to pump and dump, building his harem.
> "Don't be afraid of women annon, just bee yourself"
Sickest part is I don't want just causal sex, I'd love to have a relationship instead of the emotionless empty sex. Why don't I use tinder anymore? Because unless you are Chad and can fulfill a women's fantasy, there's no point. There are 100s of men who will use them literally just one left swipe away.

>>39505287
fuck tinder, go out with your Chad friend when he goes out slaying

You're bound to pick up his scraps sooner or later

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>>39505347
Scraps? Kek he takes them all. When i say harem, I mean it.
>latest text he sent
> "Its bad, but I slept with 3 girls and they were all at the same party. Somehow i was able to make out with all three of them and get away with it"
>Its been 19 months since I've kissed a girl
>gonna kms

>>39504359
PLEASE HELP ME
I think this girl on tinder is trying to hook up with me, she suggested I come over tonight but I said I couldn't
I'm 18 and live at home with parents who demand to know everything I do/go, I'm not a virgin but I'm highly inexperienced and anxiety levels are off the charts just thinking about this
What do?

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>>39504400
>her name is literally just "Maria" written in Persian
what the fuck is the point

Fingered a virgin last night from tinder. Her pussy was so fucking small lmao. It took me 20 minutes of teasing the hole for me to finally put a finger in.

>>39505689
You live in WI by chance?

>>39505678
Maybe she thought she was being smart or something

>>39505800
Originallly yeah, why?

>>39505842
What was the girl's name?

>>39505839
Thots and roasties will stop at nothing

>>39505561
If he was any good of a friend he would kick some pussy your way

>>39505689
Give full story anon. Give us virgins tips as well.

>>39504480
Women use Tinder for validation. Period. She wanted you to gush over her or try to impress her or something for the ego hit, and no matter what you did it wasn't going to lead to a date.

>>39504359
I am but every time I get a like I don't get the option to talk to that girl.

>>39506233
What? If you match, it shows the chat window right away. Just click the matches.

>>39506289
Nothing ever appears on the match tab. This sucks because I missed my chance with a 9/10 and 8/10. But maybe they have an option to unlike me or something. I suspect them just giving likes to get likes back to feed their female narcissism.

>>39504359
I haven't tried, but I have a sneaking suspicion it wont run if you have a custom ROM without gapps

>>39506339
If someone unmatches you, they're not removed from your match list. They just end up never replying.

>>39504359
>only girls who match with you have 25% or more body mass
>literally work out every day just to hook up with healthy females
killl me

>>39504480
fallow her and comment on her post

>>39506374
The worst part is some of the skinnier ones could be posting old pics.

I've literally been watching hentai for so long that I don't even care about real women anymore. Meeting a slut on tinder and therefore interacting with her is too much work for me. It's not worth it.

>>39506396
2D are like ideal girls but they can't replace the sex, they have ideal personalities that can make real women obsolete when it comes to companionship. Women on Tinder are just advanced cum rags only made for sex.

>>39504826

you tried to show interest in her (beta) rather than just trying to dick her down

By the way, I have a bunch of pics I was sent from friends and family but I don't know which ones are best. Is there a site you can put your pics in as to get the best ones for Tinder?

Because even if i got a girl to meet me I'd have no idea what to do next

>>39506627
use ones where you're smiling or not making an autistic face

I am and I got extremely lucky