you have to piss and shit at the same time. which do you do first?

>>39501497
both at the same time, op

probably pee? I mean you pee accidentally just by straining to poop. it comes easier.

>>39501497
What a shitbrained question. You can do both just fine.

>>39501497
Depends on how badly I have to do each of them.

I would nature decide such things.

>>39501497
Piss always

I have better question
>what would you do if you have to shit and puke comes up?

>>39502184
Puke into the bathtub

>>39502212
There's no bathtub, just single toilet

>>39502246
>>39502184
I can hold a poop easier than I can hold the urge to puke

>>39502246
In that case, I puke between my legs.

>>39502246
trashcan or just be not fat and throw up between and on thighs