Tendies story thread

>>39501346
Post more stories please. I am interested.

if it will keep me from killing myself than okay post a few more

>>39501346
Post more
What the fuck this is not original
origanoli
please

>>39501435
>>39501442
>>39501458
Order up !
>March 2014
>Be me
>Crying because my favourite 2013 Anime has finished
>Decides to have some tendies and BBQ sauce to cheer me up
>"MUMMY WUMMY, BUY ME TENDIES TO CHEER ME UP"
>She sighs but goes to get my tendies anyways
>She then leaves to get them anyways
>After 10 minutes of waiting, she comes back and says they have ran
>I stand till for a moment, shocked, until my autism kicks in
>Autism rage is a good to go commander
>I shout at her to drive me to the place
>She throws me in the big boy seat and drives there, sobbing quietly
>We arrive there, I run out of the car, running at full speeds, with my arms behind my back
>I kick open the doors and does a loud "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" that it cracks a window, I start throwing chairs everywhere, crying and screaming
>Mummy walks in and instantly screams
>I jump on a downie before I hit my head on something metal and knocked
>I wake up at home, mummy hugging me and with what I wanted, a piping hot plate of tendies
Got more if anyone wants them

>>39501716
This is golden anon please i need more

>>39501808
Thread might get Archived but here's another one
>September 2015
>Wakes up to have tendies for breakfast
>Looks in the fridge and to my horror, there is none
>Mummy says he BF took them so he can feed them
>I grab a backpack, some headphones and a portable charger, as well my phone and a cowboy hat
>I leave the house and hit the road
>It takes 1 day to get to his chad fort
>Finally arrive there and turns out, it's a swinger party with Chads and Stacies
>Wants to puke
>I always thought sex was gross
>All of them are in the kitchen, shit, until i hear a voice
>"Hey, i know a way inside..."
>He comes out of bushes
>"M-My name i-is R-R-Ru-Rupert"
>I shake his hand
>He says that he has a friend who is hiding in the bedroom
>"W-We wi-will lur-lu-l-lure the Chads and Stacies upstairs
>They had speakers upstairs so if the music stopped they would go upstairs to turn it back on
>After a few minutes, we would sneak in and get back the tendies
>We would find nothing until we saw they were in the garage, we take them and get back outside,
>"We did i-it"
>After that, i went home to enjoy my tendies, unaware of the Beta Uprising next month
I served with a Division in the /r9k army during the raid of Roastville, wanna hear it ?

>>39502416
What is this, a crossover episode?
Go on

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>>39502479
>October 5th 2015
>Serving in the 1st Comfy Bedborne Division
>Is ordered to meet up with Raj, a Cyborg who has a job for us
>We were being driven there until we see Normie Forces crawling up the wall to a house where Raj and the Cyborgs were staying
>We shout at the driver to back up, he does before he is shot
>We have no choice but to hop off and fight for our lives
>After a few minutes of fighting and 2 Squad men lost
>The Legendary Jamarcus appears
>I look in horror as he comes towards us, BBC behind him
>The commander screams "RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" before being squashed by the BBC
>We find a wagecuck van and have to use it to retreat
>I didn't know how to drive so i kept making the car reverse a few times before i got the hang of it
>We drive as fast as we could, escaping the fight, it was orders
>We arrive at base
>We get orders that we are going to be sent to Roastville to claim it as ours
>We board the plane, it flys us to Roastville then we start jumping off the plane
>I saw that it was unaware of the attack, they thought it was another normal day, heh
>We land there and start shooting at Chads and Stacies
>Normie and Chad forces start to push us back, but we kept showin' them
>I contact Rupert to say that we were doing our part until static, Rupert is down
>I rage and kill as many Chads as i can before i pass out
>Wake up in a army truck, my squad is there, we are home
>Rupert didn't make it and was defeated
Don't forget Rupert

I know tendies stories are ironic, but is there some truth to them? I feel like there is no imagination vivid enough to describe in such detail the events of these stories without some basis in fact.

>>39501346
mama brought home tendies tonight but only gave me three of them. I'm just grateful mama hasn't disowned me yet so I guess I'm a good boy since she still let's me live with her.