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Ok /r9k/, tomorrow I'm going to see an escort for an hour, and I need some tips. Firstly, is it a better idea to not fap tonight, maybe even edge? My logic is that I can then cum an actually not bad amount on her face. Also, this may allow me a second wind so I can fuck her again. What things should I do with her in that hour? How should I plan it out to get maximum worth from it?

If anyone else here has been with an escort/ hooker, I'd love to know your stories, or maybe some funny/ relevant greentexts (even old ones.)

Pic related isn't her, but from the same agency so they are all about this tier.
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are you a virgin?

originami desu ne
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>>39499962
Yep. I want to lose my v card to hopefully gain some confidence in the world. That, and I don't want to be the last of my friends to still be a virgin.
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>>39500024
It doesn't count as losing your virginity if you pay for it, retard.
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How much are you paying?
orgigirigrigirgig
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>>39499725
Never expect what you see in their photos. They almost always never look the same. Or sometimes with agencies, they bait and switch.

Make sure it's a flat rate. Especially with agencies.

Jerk off before and you'll last longer.

And you probably won't use the entire hour, so try to just get a half hour.

t. escort
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>>39500117
>t. escort
For real? Can I buy you?
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>>39500128
if you're in southern California
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>>39500064
Sounds like a rather arbitrary rule anon, but each to his own. This is more about gaining self confidence than it is impressive my friends. I don't really care what "counts".

>>39500109
150 pounds for the hour.

>>39500117
Supposedly this agency is trusted. I scoured many dark forums for advice in where to go and most of the degens in London say that if you want the girl to look like the photo, this is the most trusted agency.
>Jerk off before and you'll last longer.
Really? I feel like if I go in fast and cum quickly, I will probably have a short enough refraction time to go in again for even longer. Even if I fap beforehand, I will likely just end up cumming quickly anyway, porn binge sessions have made my refraction period virtually nothing. Anyway, I already booked an hour.
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>>39500167
Fuck. I'm not. I just want to fuck a fembot desu.
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>>39499725
Make sure it's not a cop trap. A bunch of people just got busted near me. Paying for one to come over to your house or a hotel where you choose is usually the safest bet.
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>>39500117
>Jerk off before and you'll last longer

Don't do this, if you're nervous there's a good chance you might not even get an erection, try not to overthink things and just enjoy the moment. If you feel you'll come to quick just stop fucking for a few seconds change position or something and the urge should go down, also increasing your breathing rate helps when trying not to cum.

Also in future go with 30 mins.
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>>39500024
>I want to lose my v card to hopefully gain some confidence in the world.
LMAO
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>>39500064
Yeah it does, I know an Alpha who has no problems admitting he did it with a hooker for his first time.
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don't fap and your dick will be harder for the night. when i did it i started off with getting a massage to relax me then she sucked me off then we fucked in different positions, finally she asked where I wanted to cum and I did it on her tits

go for a young girl who is attractive, I chose an older woman who I wasn't that attracted because she was closer and cheaper and I regret it
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>>39499725
done one in london, very depressing.

she kept asking me to cum, i done a lot of coke that day and i couldnt. it was impersonal and sad.
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>>39500167


whats your opinion on the best way to avoid reverse stings right now?
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>>39500189
Prostitution is more or less legal in the UK
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>>39500174
Did you make sure it's for the hour? And not just until you cum?

But jerking off before does help. But you might not last long anyway because
>virgin
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>>39500189


yea, in call is super risky right now, in the USA. i tell people forget about doing in call.

And, even if you do know the girl, dont think you couldnt walk in on a reverse sting cause they busted her earlier.

make them come to you
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>>39500189
It's all legal. Brothels are illegal here but as long as the business is between you and the escort, prostitution is not actually illegal here. I would never go in to one of those dodgy "massage parlours". This is happening at a hotel.
>>39500213
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ANON?
>>39500238
She's young and attractive. I'll probably come here tomorrow to give a greentext or maybe just a story. I don't want to post her photo here now but will do tomorrow.
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>>39500286
When you say agency are you going to someones apartment? or is it just a brothel
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>>39500274
Even in the most liberal cities it seems like they are still focused on stopping prostitution. I wish they'd just legalize it like Nevada.
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>>39500270
It specifically said on the site that the flat rate was for the hour. If I get scammed on this you can bet I won't be doing it again. I just don't think the jerking off before hand is a good idea. I want to cum on her face or tits, and it will be pretty pathetic if it is a post cum dribble. Plus, it will lengthen the refraction period. Like the other anon said, I don't want to not be able to get it up/
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>>39500064
>it doesn't count as steak of you buy it from the store
>>39500117
Don't jack off. You're just as likely to be to nervous to get it up and jacking off will just make it worse. If you cum prematurely at least you get to cum
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>>39500302
>This is happening in a hotel

Can you read?
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>>39500302
The agency is basically just an advertising company that helps the escorts find business. It happens at a hotel. Just search up the name in the OP pic.
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>>39500355
>>it doesn't count as steak of you buy it from the store
More like, it doesn't count as knowing how to prepare and cook a steak if you buy one at a restaurant. Point being, it's a rite of manhood because it involves the SKILL of getting a woman to want to have sex with you. If you just pay her for it, you've achieved nothing, it's like completing a vidya game with cheat codes, you're still shit at the game and you're trash in general. Enjoy that.
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>>39500382
I'm still gonna want to bag a girl legitimately at some point, but what is wrong with going with an escort for some prior experience?
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>>39500320


they could care less about stopping prostitution,

they want to prevent guys seeing independent women, because independents arent paying bribes,

agencies pay bribes to LEO and tony soprano types to look the other way
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>>39500241
Other than not seeing hookers? Just see girls that are reviewed and use the escort review sites
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>>39500024

Tell her you're a virgin during the booking discussion. She WILL know when she meets you. You won't be able to hide it. Telling her will let her prepare for you better and make it a more enjoyable time. If you only tell her when she first comes over, it can kill the mood drastically and make things a million times more awkward.


Don't fap. Fuck her and blow your load early - 1) It doesn't matter, 2) It will feel way fucking better. You're PAYING for it, it's about your pleasure not hers. I would say it'll likely go down where you fuck her, cum in 2-5 minutes, then lay around for another 10-30 minutes (depends on the person) before you fuck her again. Since it's your first time I'd bet that you'll recharge fast as fuck and end up fucking her 2-4 times
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>>39500382

i know right, OP, just set up a tinder profile, it's all skills , looks are no factor
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>>39500187
What's your discord anon?

I know this is not oregon
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>>39500504
I never said or implied that I think OP is at all capable of losing his virginity. It's pretty clear that it would be really difficult for him, and he might never manage it. I just said that fucking a prostitute doesn't count.
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>>39500117
Are escorts who will fuck female clients a common thing?
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>>39500382
Just bee yourself bro hahahaha
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>>39500514
>What's your discord anon?
Valjem#4545
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>>39500525

it's all verbal techniques and stuff,

and OP, make sure to get a hair cut and take a shower before you take the tinder profile picture.


>>39500536

as long as you have money they dont care
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>>39500536
Honestly, I can count on one hand how many girls reply to my ads. Girls just don't pay for it, because they don't need to.

But really, as long as someone is paying for it, they don't care who it is.
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>>39500382
that's like saying "don't go to the driving school, just get in a car and figure it out yourself". point being, nothing wrong with letting someone else show you the ropes
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>>39500613
Sure, I can agree to that. Still doesn't count as losing virginity then. He's taking driving lessons, not getting his license, right?
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>>39500613
OP here, this is my way of thinking. I'm gonna be going to uni soon, and I don't want all the girls detecting my lack of any sexual experience whatsoever.
>>39500638
I don't really count it either. On a technical level, I am losing my virginity, but I won't be bragging about this shit. I'll save that until I pick up a girl in my own time.
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>>39500638
it counts. there's no other way to put it, you fuck a girl, you're not a virgin.
what you're saying basically is that he didn't earn it, to which I have to reply with: who the fuck cares.
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>>39500117
Why the fuck would you jerk off before? Less pleasure, smaller chance of additional ejaculations after the first one and higher risk of erection issues. Only reason i could imagine is if you're only allowed to cum once for what you pay in which case you should probably look elsewhere for a less awful deal.
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>>39500753

no no, you must Earn It with the seduction techniques, otherwise it doesnt count
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>>39500382
you know, 50 years ago going to a prostitute for your first experience WAS the rite of manhood
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>tfw kind of want to fuck a prostitute because the idea of paying for sex turns me on but i'm always out of their league physically so it just makes me laugh that they want money for it
tricky stuff.
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>>39500024
Oh shit, It's another "losing my virginity will defientely change me" episode. It doesn't work that way lad.
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>>39500612
>But really, as long as someone is paying for it, they don't care who it is.

Is the "contact" an issue? Like that i mean men wear condoms, so do women have to wear dental dams?
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>escort left

Goddamn it
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