Isn't it awkward to be so close to a girl during sex?

Don't bother you are here forever

I would assume so. I know I could never have sex because being physically close to peole makes me uncomfortable. I don't even like shaking hands.

>>39498727
Girls really like it when you lie on top of them chest to chest and empty your balls in them.

t. Nonvirgin

If you were cute, being nervous and embarrassed would be super hot.

But you're not.

Please OP for god's sake give me sauce.

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>>39498761
>have to shake hands with a girl
>tfw you hurt her because you squeeze too hard as your motor skills have degraded

>>39498727
That's why you're supposed to introduce yourself before the sex starts

>>39498727
>dat visibly flushed face and chest
HNNNNNG

>>39498727
well if you have a really big dick you can do it from a safe distance

>>39498727
Your dick is literally inside her. I don't think it matters at that point how close you are.

>>39498890
I want to be literally inside her. Like my whole body.

No, they love when you bury your face in their neck and put your hands all over them. They want you to be close and you are horny so you want to be close.

But you should love them so it would be nice to be intimate like that.

>>39498727
If you're autistic yeah

>>39498926
Make a skin suit like Ed Gein then.

>>39498727
This is one of the main things scaring me away from sex or making a move. The idea of being physically close or touching someone is quite terrifying to imagine.

>>39498796
>Please OP for god's sake give me sauce.

Seconded

If you hug her she won't be able to see your face. You probably failed at that point, but it's worth a try.

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>>39499082

>The idea of being physically close or touching someone is quite terrifying to imagine.

God damn dude, how disconnected are you?

>>39498727
You have another option to sit in the corner and watch her being fucked by someone else if you wish.

>>39499082
>The idea of being physically close or touching someone is quite terrifying to imagine.
I know this feel.
I still recoil in shock when a person unexpectedly touches me.

>>39499082
true I wouldnt be able to function for months after such an experience

>>39499325
I want to find you and goose you :3

>>39499342
>goose
I have never seen this word used as a verb before

Nope just a great time

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>>39499288
I don't have any friends or any family. Does that answer the question?

>>39498876
kek

>>39498942
This is really important. When you guys eventually get laid your hopefully gonna be smart enough to realise you're in a position to do as you please. Your dick is in this chick, touching her doesnt require any written permission. Choke them, grab their hair, hold their hand, grab their neck, bite literally anything and remember to be at least semi gentle. Or just throw her about like a ragdoll. Whichever works best.

>>39499326
>>39499082
Thing is lads that despite however far youve strayed from the mainstream youre still a human animal. You're body will react normally you've just got to shut out your mind and its incessant anxiety for a bit.

>>39499326
Me either. Having sex would be a traumatizing experience that would haunt me for long after.

This is a high quality post I enjoy this post thank you

>>39499638
Clearly you've not gone 10 years without any proper physically contact. After a while it starts feeling almost painful when they touch you. It's like your skin becomes extremely tender but only to other people's skin.

>>39499727
thats in your mind mate. You need to get over it.

>>39499736
And how do I do that oroginally?

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>>39498866
>tfw when you will never made a girl that horny she gets sex flush

Why even live?

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>Shook a girl's hand during sex

I was never going to make it, lads.

>>39499753
its hard to describe mate. Its a little bit trying to make yourself feel good, a little bit forgetting who you are. Youve got to move past yourself and your screeching insecurities in order to behave lucidly. You feel?

>>39499802

What the fuck?

Story?

oregano

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>>39498727
this is too saddening to watch, I will never ever experience this

>>39500325
You will bro, one day you will. Look after yourself in the meantime.

>>39499381
>he doesn't know what goosing is

>>39499802
>just give her a firm handshake, champ

>>39500360
It's not like every single person in the world gets laid bro, at least 3% of people die virgin and I'm one of them

>>39499288
Where exactly do you think you are?

Originally, stupid bot

>>39500393
buy a fucking escort then

this thread can't be real.
im dying laughing.

>>39498796
>>39498866
>>39499221
Here are all of the couple's videos.
I recommend turning your sound on her moans are really hot.
https://www.erome.com/a/gtJbrG5p

>>39500421
enough with the hooker bullshit, they're fucking degenerates, now way I'm sticking my dick inside some disgusting cum dumpster, you immoral scum

>>39498727
no it's hot as fuck and only gets my erection harder

>>39500467
fucking degenerates, how about you keep your intimate moments to yourself? This generation is fucked in the head.

>>39500467
>calling him daddy

Dropped. Why do people do this shit

>>39500624
>>39500658
>being this repressed and terrified of sex

>>39498727
Well considering your dick is literally inside of her, no, I would say it's a non issue.

>>39500763
^this guy gets it. Youve gone beyond close when youve got your dick in them.

I'll never let another person touch me for as long as I love. I fucking hate it. If someone accidentally does then I'll probably flip out.

>>39501205
*as long as I live, not love. i've never loved anybody

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>>39499802
>he thought a firm handshake will automatically ensure him the blowjob

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I'm a virgin and I think about the things in OP a lot.

What happens if you lay on them awkwardly? What happens if your face is too close and your breath smells and she can smell it? What happens if HER breath smells?

What do you do if you can't even handle your thigh touching a girl's thigh when you're sitting next to her? How are people like us ever going to be able to handle sex without having a panic attack?

>>39501315
>How are people like us ever going to be able to handle sex without having a panic attack?
By doing it with a girl you trust. Don't ask me how or where to find a trustworthy girl.

>>39501315
You're not laying flat on a girl, you are propping yourself up, unless you're roughly pinning her down, but even then.
Brush your teeth.
A stranger is different from someone you've taken to the bedroom.
You'll be fine, anon.

>>39499736
>Feelings are in your mind mate

>>39501368
>A stranger is different from someone you've taken to the bedroom
Normies take strangers to the bedroom on a daily basis.

>>39501358
>By doing it with a girl you trust

How does a kissless virgin who has never been on a date even begin to build up trust with a girl enough to eventually be comfortable having sex with her?

>>39501368
>Brush your teeth.

I do. But you can never be sure, anon.

>>39499802
well sex is mutual agreement of trust. Hand shake only confirms it. Truly a patrician action

>>39501404
it's literally true mate

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27 hugless KHV reporting in
wizard powers SOON my virgin bros

tfw I don't even know where to look at without looking like a psycho. I'll wait for sex bots

>>39498727
>Isn't it awkward to be so close to a girl during sex?

Nah, I just go in the other room...

>>39498942
Can confirm. Girls that are horny enough to let you do penor in vagoo just want to be consumed by your lust for her. They want you to seem like you just can't contain yourself (because she's just that good lul.) My gf in particular likes it when I suck on her earlobe or breathe in and out really hard on her and moan as I finish

t. normie

>>39501432
>How does a kissless virgin who has never been on a date even begin to build up trust with a girl enough to eventually be comfortable having sex with her?
Completely depends on the girl meeting you more than halfway, there's no way you could do it on your own.

>>39501581
>My gf
Out, now.

>>39501432
>talk to girl
>see what went well; see what didn't
>talk to next girl; see what went well and what didn't
>continue until you figure out how to interact with girls

Wow, super hard.

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>>39501670
/r9k/ is an alt-virgin board now

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>>39501710
I talk to plenty of girls on a very regular basis. I'm not a shut-in. It just doesn't do anything to lessen my fear of them. I have what is essentially a phobia of women, for some unknown reason.

Also I have NO fucking idea how to escalate things with women. Every time I've tried to attract a girl I have no idea how to escalate things from platonic to romantic/sexual. I just have the driest conversation, exactly as I would with a male, and I have NO idea how to break out of it. I don't know how to act sexual without looking like a goofy autist.

>>39498727
cut a hole in a blanket
lay blanket on top of girl
lay self on top of blanket
insert penis through blanket hole into vagina on other side of blanket

this will reduce awkwardness

>>39498727

Thats such a huge cock man no homo

No wonder why shes moaning

>>39501797
>be funny, and kind of dickish, but not actually a dick, and be smart, but not pretensions, smoke something pot/cigarettes, and be nice on occasion.

>hey wanna marathon the new season of archer and get some Chinese food?
>I'll provide the whisky if you get the Chinese
>cuddle while watching archer
>make out
>insert fingers in vagina
>have sex

There. EZ.

>>39501852
How do I do this without appearing awkward/autistic when I have ZERO experience of flirting with girls?

How do I initiate sexual contact with girls when I have a deep, crippling phobia of them? I get uncomfortable even when just hugging a girl. It feels unnatural to me.

Ugh why is that in all these amateur couple videos the dudes dick is always 6.5 inches or bigger? Just another reaffirmation that 5.1 is nowhere near average... Fuck these lying hoes ;(

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>this thread

Song theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCLalLXHP4

>>39500658
Presumably because, on some level, they want their father to fuck them? Why else do it? The simplest explanation is the always the most likely.

>>39500707
Are people who aren't into father/daughter incest fantasies repressed?

>>39501919
Well you do it over and over until you learn social dynamics and how to generally control a conversation and steer it towards how you want it.

Learn to change your personality and gear it towards whoever it is you're talking to, and cultivate numerous interests and hobbies so you can be a chameleon in those situations.

You learn quickly 99% of people are shit at social situations, and once you figure that out, you'll learn to work within the social dynamics.

>>39499510
that looks comfy as fuck

What a dream job. I'd bet after fighting off my gag reflex in the first month or so I'd be the happiest cunt alive.

>>39501315

Trust me when you have sex you will know all the answers. It's a thing embedded in your genes. You already know what you're doing so don't worry.

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>>39502030
This will literally take me years. I'm already 21. Why is it that I can speak to 99% of men just fine and appear relatively confident, but the moment a girl is in front of me I shit myself?

>>39502037
>You already know what you're doing so don't worry.

No I fucking don't. I can't even hug a girl without doing it wrong and looking awkward. How am I ever supposed to go through the intricate and complicated rhythms of sex without messing something up?

>>39502179
>How am I ever supposed to go through the intricate and complicated rhythms of sex without messing something up?
By learning to trust your instincts.

>>39502211
If I had any primal sexual instincts left in my body, I wouldn't be so awkward and uncomfortable around women in the first place.

All of the sexual capacity that men are supposed to have has been trained out of me. Years of high school bullying made me a wimp and now even though I have a relatively well-adjusted life as an adult I STILL can't speak to women without flipping out mentally. It would take the world's most intense therapy to make me comfortable around women and comfortable having sex.

>>39499510
pretty sure those are for med students. They pumped out all the blood as you can see from the cut on the leg and filled them up with formalin. thats why they got no color

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I can't imagine having a part of your body inside someone else let alone touching them while you do it. I'd probably just make it uncomfortable and awkward for both of us.

>>39502235
shit, that must have been more than just bullying. that kind of attitude runs deep with your childhood and parents

>>39498727
>having sex with the lights on
normies are trully the worst

>>39502374
Would prefer porn being green nightvision exclusively?

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>>39499802
but....w-why?

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>>39498727
SHES SO PRETTY AND IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY

>>39502331
The only thing aside from the bullying I can think of is that I was raised as an only child by a single mother. I had no male role models growing up to teach me how to be masculine/assertive. Nor did I have a sister to make me more comfortable with girls my own age.

My childhood was painfully boring. I had a lot of love from my mother and extended family and they did everything they could to raise me right. The bullying was horrible but it was the only bad thing in my life.

Sometimes you can still turn out fucked up even if nothing particularly horrendous happens to you.

>>39502374
>turning the lights off

You both must be pretty ugly desu, it's so cool seeing us fucking in the mirror

>>39502179
I didn't have sex until I was 20. Now it's no problem, I was a social recluse in my HS years, and then just forced myself out there.

And most guys aren't confident with girls whatsoever, they rely upon alcohol and forcing a fake persona. Actual social skills and genuine confidence are super rare.

>>39502940
>rely upon alcohol and forcing a fake persona
That sounds so much more rewarding than masturbating...

>>39498727
>tfw your dick is too little to ever have sex like in ops webm.

>>39499780
Can anyone translate what this tarded turd was trying to say?

>>39503128
>when ur playin old maid an u flush royals, hearts

>>39498727
how so? it feels amazing. Without doubt one of the better feelings a man can ever experience. But love isn't a thing anymore nowadays so what do i know

>>39503049
It's a good first step, but you have to build upon it to actually have success.

There's a reason 20% of guys on tinder get 80% of the girls. I'm only a 7/10; but I can confidently pull pretty much any girl at this point.

Never been the biggest fan of missionary but this current girl I am seeing has changed my mind.

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>>39502940
>I was a social recluse in my HS years, and then just forced myself out there.

But fucking HOW? I've been trying for literally about 5 years to make myself attractive to women. They still pay me no attention. And I am still cripplingly scared of any and all girls my age, no matter how much I try to force myself into situations where I am surrounded by girls.

>>39502940
>and then just forced myself out there.

How? Where did you put yourself where you are interacting with women?

>>39503279
>>39503301
Gaining various interests and hobbies, talking to new people, exploring new places, traveling parts of the world, always attempting to find new restaurants and art museums, etc. etc.

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god i want to know what sex feels like

>>39500467
I've recently discovered that I can't watch amateur porn of couples fucking because seeing two people being intimate and loving to each other makes me cringe

>>39499031
I read about that guy. What a disturbed man. I would have hated to be any of the cops that saw that shit first hand.... and smelled it.

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>>39503339
>Gaining various interests and hobbies, talking to new people, exploring new places, traveling parts of the world, always attempting to find new restaurants and art museums, etc. etc.

No joke, I do EVERY single one of these things and I am still a kissless dateless virgin.

I am literally not joking. Everything you listed there is something I have done or do on a semi-regular basis. It has not made talking to women any easier for me, and it certainly has not made getting a relationship or sex any easier.

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>>39503128
Are you fucking retarded? You never heard of sex flush?

>>39498727
>tfw validation and knowing I can reject women means more to me than getting laid.
Being ostracized throughout your formative years, when your social development takes place, and with your back to the wall, really does a fucking number on you.

>>39503400
Are you fucking retarded that you were capable of reading that abortion of a comment?

>>39503469
You calling anything an abortion is a fucking joke. Go back to the fetus bins you unplanned mistake.

>>39503397
Well have you tried doing that in combination with talking to girls?

>>39503279
i just cannot imagine anyone who uses helper frogs ever being with a girl. i'm a kissless, dateless, everythingless virgin and once i noticed that i have hundreds of them saved, it confirmed that i'll never be with a woman

>>39499381
It means to pinch your buttox when you're unsuspecting. It's an old term, I haven't heard anyone use it in a while.

>>39498727
this is a legitimate question so don't take it as if i'm attacking you or something like that
Have you ever been close to a girl?, i mean, like cuddling with her or something like that?
If you have never done it, then it might seem pointless or even awkward to you, i used to think that too, but when you cuddle with someone once, you realize how starved from phisical afection you have been your whole life. It's a really weird feeling.

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>>39503531
I have tried but never been very successful. I am too awkward with women. I have zero sexual charisma. No sex appeal. Even if I can sustain a conversation with a girl and even if she likes me as a person, I'm too goofy around women to ever flick the switch in her head to make her go "he turns me on".

>>39503540
You know very well that there are countless normalfags on 4chan and elsewhere who peddle "le pepe frog meme" and yet still have sex with endless women.

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>>39503400
This is why whites are superior
I rarely see this in porn, it's frustratingly underused, whenever i try to search specifically for it i just get some fisting shit
I want to die

>>39503617
That's why you should be slightly dickish as well, it offsets the conversation. As a general social rule you should pair compliments with negative remarks. It's a lot more natural to say, "hey you're hair looks good... faggot." than if you were to awkwardly just say "you look cute". It leaves them with the positive comment, but also gains you the benefit of casualising the conversation.

As for actually getting the switch, it's literally as easy as "hey you wanna chill this weekend? I've been meaning to watch [insert netflix show here]"

>>39503629
I think it's hot af. You can't fake that shit. Women only seem to get it when they're getting fucked good.

>>39503666
fuck off you know this doesn't work for normal people

if any legitimate robot said shit like this to a girl it would end up on her social media for people to laugh at

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>>39503666
>That's why you should be slightly dickish as well, it offsets the conversation.

I've tried this before, actually. All it's done is give me a reputation of being "arrogant", "stuck-up", "narcissistic", etc. I've lost count of the amount of times in my life where someone has told me that a girl I quite like thinks I "hate her" because I've been somewhat nonchalant or slightly cocky around her.

It just doesn't work for me. There is a BIG difference between flirty, sexually-tinged cockiness and nasty arrogance. I do not have the sexual charisma to pull off the former. Any attempts I make at "dickishness" are flat and dry. They only serve to create a negative reputation for myself and make girls dislike me.

>As for actually getting the switch, it's literally as easy as "hey you wanna chill this weekend? I've been meaning to watch [insert netflix show here]"

Do you advise doing this in person or over text/messaging? Because I have never, in my entire life, EVER asked a girl out in person. And even then I've only done it a couple times over text, and not since I was 18.

>>39499802
you're crazy man

loose cannon

>>39498942
This OP. Most girls I know fucking LOVE this kind of shit.

>>39503687
Which is why socializing requires tons of practice in order to actually be able to read proper ques and guide conversations in a way that works; body posture and tone of voice are equally as important.

>>39503771
Like I said above, tone of voice and body posture etc. are also very important. If it's clear by your tone that you're joking and you're smiling and laughing as well then the things you're saying will have a completely different impact, and it take quite a bit of practice in order to actually find the proper balance so you don't come off as an asshole.

Either way, just ask if they want to chill or grab some starbucks or study later. Just something casual.

How do I insert women into my daily life though? I see many of the people in this threads already know some girls they have regular contact with but not me. The opportunities simply aren't there because I am friendless.

>>39503400
I frequently have red spots pop up on my torso after masturbating. Used to think it was a sign of bad health but at least now I know it's natural, albeit uncommon. Thanks for the info man.

>>39501730
>/r9k/ is an alt-virgin board now
>now

Is this bait? I really can't tell

>>39504099
Go to a gym

Church

College/university

Smash brothers tournaments

HOA meetings

Do you need more?

>>39500467
>erome.com
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS EXISTED?!

>>39505501
>homeowner's association meetings

What did he mean by this?

I'm fat so it's impossible to get within a certain distance of me.

>>39505596
Well many homeowners are women

>>39505596
Not everyone in here is in there 20s moron. HOA meetings help you find those single 30 year-olds

>>39500467
These just made me feel uncomfortable for some reason

>>39505596
Are you originally retarded??
Original btw

>>39505671
>>39505724
>>39505785
fucking oldfags get the fuck out

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>>39505596
>everyone on 4chan is a 20 year old fat NEET that does nothing with their lives

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>>39505591
>go to erome.com
>first thing I see is "login with reddit"

>>39505501
I've been going to a gym 3 times a week for several months, and I haven't got shit

How am I supposed to chat a girl up there

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>>39505858
>20
I wish. 29 reporting in

>>39501797
It's a lot easier if it's reciprocal, if she's not showing any signs then it's hard to do without physically cringing
t. cyborg