Have you ever tried to seduce someone? How did it go?

>>39494981
>Have you ever tried to seduce someone?
No, of course not. Someone like me making a non-chloroform attempt at seduction would be comedy, were it not so tragic and disgusting.

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I stared soulfully into her eyes and asked if she would like to have coitus, but she would not oblige.

>>39494981
Yes
>at a party (childhood friend dragged me along)
>see a hot girl, go over to talk to her
>as she sees me approach her face tells me she already dislikes me
>"Hi my name is Anon, what's your name?"
>"Anonette and im not interested"
>"Ok" turn around and go back to my friend

My mom. Went unexpectedly well.

>>39494981
WHATS THE JOKE????????? SHITTY PORN????

>>39494981
A really hot older woman like late 20s was hanging out with me and my pal the rm, and he tells me she gets turned on by history, so since I'm a bit tipsy I start trying to talk history to her.

I realise now it was probably a setup but she was really very attractive.
Nothing came of it and she left later that evening.

Only time I think.

>>39494981
Apparently when I was drunk I did by dancing and staring, it worked. We made out and then went home and fugged

>>39495120
should have asked why's that.

If she was indirect and said something like I have a BF. That's harder to work around, but you can still say "well, what he doesn't know can't hurt him"

>>39495221
There is a second page. Not much of a joke however. But i guess it doesnt need to be always hilarious.

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>>39494981
>look qt girl in the school every day as a fantasy
>she fall in love with me
>she wait to me outside the school
>she want to declare her love to me
>neglect her because i'm a fuckin poor guy who thought no money = no love
>think about it now
>the only one chance i had to be with a qt 3.14

I just remember she has asians facial features, white skin and she was very tall.

>>39495221
>he doesn't read Oglaf

hahahaha

get off the internet baby boy

>>39494981
No, but the reversal happened once and I sperged out so hard that she went home crying.

>>39495134
I know you're lying, but greentext the fantasy anyway please.

I kinda succeeded and went from khhv to v, lasted just a few days though cuz she didn't want to engage in a long distance relationship. But damn was it awesome while it lasted.

Travelling during summertime is a pro tip for one-offs. I'm an introverted shy boi, there are people out there for us. You probably won't ever see them again so just don't sperg out.

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>>39494981
I'd imagine that if I ever tried it'd go like a dis