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What would you do if these are your ONLY options as a virgin.

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What would you do if these are your ONLY options as a virgin.

>1. Have sex with a cutie girl but you have to do it right after chad came inside her. (so his cum is going to touch your dick when you fuck her.)

>2. Date a single mom, but she won't let you fuck her till you date her for at least 2 years. 2 of the kids are from different dads too. and they sometimes pop into the kids lives while giving you a smug look.

>3. Fuck a girl with HIV.
>4. Fuck a prostitute but your whole family & friends find out.

>5. Opt out
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5. opt out


Fuck that shit
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4. I've fucked tons of hookers. Idgaf.
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>>39493445
Is HIV girl intelligent and loving, interested in a LTR and can I get a large supply of HIV prep or treatments?
This affects my answer.
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>>39493522
Do you think she'd have HIV if this was the case? Did you know women can pretend to be intelligent & loving because they know that's what will attract a sucker
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>>39493445
Definitely Opt out. Sex should never be that high of a priority.
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>>39493445
If the HIV girl got it from birth (infected mom) and was a virgin, her. I'd marry her if she was kind and feminine.
Otherwise, opt out.
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>>39493550
>Did you know women can pretend to be intelligent
Honestly no, because they absolutely can't.
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>>39493445
5. Opt out

At least I still have some dignity. And besides, I don't want to fuck just any body but somebody who loves me.
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>>39493587
they obviously can because the guy was asking if she was intelligent. He clearly believes it's possible so he has already been tricked.
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>>39493612
Do you think hiv is treated with lobotomies or something?
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>>39493603
I'm sure they love suckers who will take care of them when no one else will. If you want a chick who loves you then go date someone who is on her last year before expiration. They get desperate and confuse it for love
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>>39493445
prostitute (with protection)
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>>39493445
5. I don't want to deal with the shitty life choices women make.
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>(so his cum is going to touch your dick when you fuck her.)
Why would I not use a condom?
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>>39493445
Can I go with reisen instead no sex
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>1. Implying that I wouldn't want Chad cum all over my boi clit, squishing around in Stacy's slutty little pussy while she lets me have some fun for 5 whole minutes, under the condition that I pant and moan her alpha boy's name

Good one kek
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gimme reisen dammit reisen instead
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Opt out, which I've already done.
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What about homosex?
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specifically this reisen
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>>39493445
All of the options are horrible so I pick 5.
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I guess I'll take 1. That would entail that we are sort of buds with Chads since we share a bitch, right?
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>>39493445
Why would i care if anyone would know if i fucked a prostitute
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Opt out.
Being a virgin is not necessarily a bad thing.
I certainly don't mind it.
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