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Wagie's last day of freedom edition
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I thought being a wagie would make my life feel better now I have purpose

I was wrong
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Second for waifus

>>39492116
>I was looking for a job and then I found a job
>and heaven knows I'm miserable now
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I was never skint until I became a wageslave
even though bennies are a pittance, they're regular and frequent
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>Thread topic is rage
>Post things that make you rage

>ALL OF MY BODY HURTS AND EVERYONE I KNOW IT TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY DIET
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let's get some tunes that bump in the whip in lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuG39sZxMp8
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[guitar can be heard]
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>>39492143
>top tier waifu
>top tier music
Good lad. This bumps pretty hard haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U
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Thinking of going to Subway desu lads if its still open
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>>39492184
Why not pop down to Toby's for a carvery lad? It is sunday after all
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Afternoon lads.

>>39492133
Posting
>>39492184
Get me a chicken tikka with sweetcorn, cucumber and make sure there's lettuce in there
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>>39492198
>eating a carvery on my own on a Sunday in a restaurant likely full of happy families

shan't be doing that lad, shan't be doing that.
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Only 3 hours to go until Countryfile lads! My benis is going to get a right tuggin'!
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>>39492184
Post your subway order

I get hearty Italian with Ham, Bacon, Double cheese with ketchup, been thinking about trying it with bbq sauce instead
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>>39492143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weVSNCodo7c
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>>39492213
Grab mum or something

>>39492210
nice waifu taste
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Lads I'm starting uni soon and I want some posters or something so my room doesnt look like a prison any suggestions for stupid shit?
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>>39492143
https://youtu.be/ihP3fpLtpcM
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>>39492223
Why did his gf have to stab him ;_;
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yall wiggas talking about shipman and rodgers here i am talking about Nikko Jenkins
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>>39492229
I remember when I first went to uni, had the same feeling.

Only get posters if you're comfortable with never getting pussy
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>>39492222
>subway
>not making it yourself
Get out
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>>39492116
It's marginally better than the dole.
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>became wage cuck this month
>well paying job with room for advancement
>want to kill myself every single morning
>remember i felt like that before i was working anyway
>mfw
at least i have money now to move out and buy cool things r-right guys?
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>>39492241
>james was always cool
NO FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEE
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>>39492184
>>39492222
>tfw if i want subway i have my mum take me and do my order whilst i stand behind her trying to avoid making eye contact with anyone.
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>>39492249
Well I almost got an autism awareness one to make me laugh when I want to die
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>>39492241
who the fuck likes james?
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>>39492225
You can betcha butt I've the good waifu taste
>>39492229
>not going for the minimalist look
Hmm.
Honestly I don't see the appeal of that sort of thing tbqh.
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>>39492269
only all the girls in twin peaks
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>>39492229
I used to have 2 posters of the spice girls I could have lent you lad but Im not sure where they are.Boy oh boy I used to be a-wanking over them almost nightly!
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>>39492143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVbIMlsEa1o
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>>39492284
yeah, because he's an utter prick
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>>39492198
Closest one is over an hours drive away, could go to a local pub but desu they'll all be full of normies so it would be weird to eat alone.

>>39492222
BMT with marinara sauce, cheese, tomato, onion, peppers, olives or jalapenos

make sure you ask for the Marinara as they're picking up the bread or they get moody

>>39492253
MFW he doesn't Eat Fresh(tm)

>>39492263
Need to learn to take control of your Sandwich Artist lad
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>>39492263
Surely that's more embarrassing than giving the order yourself, even if you do mess it up?
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>>39492287
I don't understand this man - is he sperging out or something?
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>>39492287
right in the feels

what are the odds some of us end up like that in our 50s?
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lads have you ever had to tell someone an embarrassing password you use?
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>>39492116
Welcome to the club friend. You're here until death.
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>>39492344
he's genuinely mentally ill and /brit/ harrasses him for shits and giggles. It's quite sad
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>>39492287
why does he make that face before every sentence?
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>>39492347
I am basically him now and I'm in my 30s.
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>>39492116
If you're in the right job and doing well then its good for your self esteem but the feeling of sunday dread never leaves you.
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>>39492258
You can buy collectors' edition of games for no reason now.
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>>39492347
We're already on the path by posting here
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>>39492356
jesus buddy that sounds about right for britfeel.but why would he make a vid like that and then upload it?it makes little sense.
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>>39492092
This edition contributes to my smugness.
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>>39492384
Dude look at his channel, he has hundreds of videos just like that
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>>39492384
He seems to post a video of himself singing that song everyday
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How do you feel about hipsters and expats in london ?
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>>39492092
vote for ebin to be removed from all op images. he's persona non grata. damnatio memoriae.
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>>39492384
/brit/ not /britfeel/

they've sent stuff to his house and made him paranoid, it's fucked. he's uploaded thousands of vids and tweets like 20 times a day, he's just a genuine sperg who doesn't really know what's going on
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>>39492409
I hate them. I envy them.
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>>39492432
How come he doesn't have a carer?
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>>39492449
I thought you meant career for a second lol

I don't really know, he looks like he would need one but he lives in a flat on his own from what I know
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>>39492287
>>39492344
>>39492347
>>39492368
>>39492432
>>39492449

Anybody got a story on this guy?

It seems he's reasonably well off. He has his own rented flat in London, some nice guitars/amps etc, dresses reasonably well when he actually wears clothes, posh accent etc.

Looks like he's had a breakdown in his middle age and was probably sucessful before it. Am I wrong?
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>>39492485
The power of bennies.
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>British GF wants me to move to UK
>life in the UK is absolute shit
>life without her would also be absolute shit

I have no solution
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>>39492409
I've moved to barking to escape the increasing rents (and hipsters). Place looks like it's stuck in 2003. Feels oddly comfy at the same time.

What are the chances of Barking being gentrified?
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>>39492508
suspicious of this post being bait. He wants us to ask where he's from, and then he's gonna say some shithole for (you)s.

I'll bite.

Where you from pal?
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>>39492508
>life in the UK is absolute shit

Not if you have enough money and/or charisma.
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>>39492092
Anyone work in a supermarket?
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>>39492522
detroid lad
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>>39492508
seems like you know the answer
you care about yourself more than her so break up
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>>39492522

US

>>39492532

>Not if you have enough money

That's part of the issue. Wages and cost of living in the UK are both absolute shit. Throw in high taxes and the extra costs I'd face being over there and my prospects for making any real money would be incredibly low.
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>>39492432
that's pretty fucked for sure.which board is brit on, not that I want to look there much.just watched some of his vids.speechless
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>>39492561
Not if you live outside London.

>High taxes

What?
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>>39492578
Please tell me what he does cos I don't want to see them for myself.
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>>39492581

VAT, income taxes, council taxes, etx in the UK are insanely high.
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Just had another autism attack
>decide to leave breakfast early because my parents aren't fast bus eaters like I am
>hit down button to call the lift
>see someone coming as the door close, don't hold it
>press down button then swipe my card
>qt Peruvian hotel staff girl comes in dressed up and hits the ground floor button, somehow overriding what I did
>I press the down button again
>"I think you need to wipe your card"
>I do it again
>"oh no wait it was working"
>stare at the floor in the hope I can just forget about this
>"so where are you from?"
>try to make eye contact as i reply but as I look toward her face I realise how pretty she is and look away instantly
>"e-England"
>"oh that's nice"
>"have you been enjoying the food?"
>"y-yeah"
>step out the elevator and run to my room
Spazed out for 10 minutes the bathroom, my normie brother just asked what I was doing

>
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rumours are circulating that ebin has necked himself.

you lads are cunts.
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In Communist China, taxes are less than 25% for someone earning 48,000 pounds a year and less than 30% for income earning 75,000 pounds a year
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My dad wants to give me a percentage of his company in exchange for me being a UK sort of managerial meet clients and shift shit type person whilst he is abroad which he is a lot during the inactive business months but I have no idea what the fuck any of it means.

>tfw got a d in business studies
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>>39492619
>rumours are circulating
I bet they are
>you lads are cunts
I told him repeatedly to seek professional help
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>>39492642
dont you have to pay bribes to get anything done in china though?
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>>39492596

how badly did you sperg when you realise sophie didn't have an arse?
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>>39492619

i think all the trips necked themselves

i don't recognise any of them on the other britfeel
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>>39492590
He sings and talks really fast about his computer getting hacked and a dentist revving their engine.I surprised he lives alone
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>>39492661
honestly, BACCCCCC
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>>39492654
tell the cunt you want numbers not percentages
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Post more Karen, please and thank you.
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>>39492619
Join him, orbitscum.
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>>39492642
They have a poor welfare service so people have to save for retirement while in this country we have a better pension scheme.
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>>39492730
I don't think we'll get a pension desu
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>>39492701

hello friend i like to post karens
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CRUCIAL POLL

2018 - vintage year or all-time-low?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13851818
http://www.strawpoll.me/13851818
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>>39492701
>>39492781
Helo fellow Karen posters
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>>39492730

>better pension scheme

None of us is ever going to collect a pension. If you actually believe you'll get yours, you need your head examined. They are all just ponzi schemes.
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>>39492306
Just got back from subway lads
If you believe in yourself you can achieve anything.
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>>39492796
My 2018:
Sophie Turner unexpectedly turns up at my house and declares her undying love for me, having decided that her millionaire famous /fit/ boyfriend will never be enough
>I become super sociable at uni and have a friend
My wildest dreams will become true
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https://www.kaysgoodcooking.co.uk/

wtf is this
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I actualy dont know how to order at subway.
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>>39492836
thats right Lennie just keep remembering the dream, everything will be alright
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>>39492840
a resident of Yarnham
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>>39492840

i would laugh at her shitty goblin grub """"meals""""" but i later remembered i can't even turn an oven on so she is better at cooking than me
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>>39492873
D-do I get to pet the Sophie's and live off the fat a da gran?
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>>39492799
something seems fishy here
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>>39492840
thats a bit odd lad
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>>39492840
HAI PEA PEL AHND AHM BAK COOKIN AGHEN
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does britfeel have a zeemaps?
is there a discord or something?
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>>39492922
>is there a discord or something?
No and I hope to god there will never be.
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>>39492796
I like how nuclear holocaust is at the top alongside progress and improvement.
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>Always hear about how Britain is a gorgeous country
>go on vacation there
>it is actually pretty awful
>houses are tiny
>people generally seem fairly poor
>weather is constantly shit
>lots of disheveled looking people with weird skin growths and other deformities
>everything is kind of dirty and run down
>basically looks like how I expected some impoverished Eastern European country to look
>the whole place just generally feels glum, downtrodden, and dreary

What happened?
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>>39492852
Its easy anon.
First you pick you main filling from the big menu. (Chicken, meatballs, etc.)
Next you choose a size. (6 inch or footlong)
Then, they will ask you what bread you want, and whether or not you want it toasted.
Next they ask you what salad and cheeses you want. It is perfectly acceptable to ask for none so dont be embarrassed.
At the end you pick sauces and stuff.
Its easy as that.
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>>39492852
They're called Sandwich Artists(tm) for a reason lad, just look em straight in the eye and ask them to do their best work
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Jainism seems pretty much the best religion but it's not possible to join a religion where everyone else is a curry person who doesn't speak English and you'd be the only white person plus i'm a fag so they might hate me for cultural reasons smfh
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>>39492959
Where'd you go on holiday to lad? Runcorn?
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>>39492654
fuck off rich cunt. you're being fed with a silver spoon for 0 effort while we all live in squalor
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>>39492840
Fucking hell, normies did this.
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>>39492907
oh sophie poster i unironically love you
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>>39492796
>My best year yet: loving gf, career progress, physical and mental self-improvement. Roll on 2K18 BABY!
I love the optimism lads, we're all going to make it haha
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>>39492986

Spent about a month driving across the country from London to Edinburgh.
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>>39492654
Always suspected waifu posters were soft lads
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>>39492922
>What happened?

Colonies became unfashionable.
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>>39492973
don't forget to give them a firm handshake
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>>39492959
>>weather is constantly shit
you havent been this summer then because its been alright
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>>39493020
>we're all going to make it

Not likely in my case, lad
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Why are SFC chicken tendies so damn good?
Bonus point when eaten with thai sauce.
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>>39493031
what gave it away lad? the underage girl roleplaying or the prison faggotry?
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>>39493052
>alright

If by alright you mean slightly less gray than usual and a couple somewhat warm days.

Alright summer for Britain is still pretty shit by most standards.
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>>39493033
originally meant for this post
>>39492959
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>>39493076
Can't pinpoint it lad, my intuition is genius
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>>39492959
>>39493030
Coventry is a nice place, I live in areas you described like Hitchin and Portsmouth but there are some nice places
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>>39493052
>>39493077
Yea our standards have just gone to shit where 10 days of heat and blues skies in 3 months of summer is considered 'good'. Spend a summer in Spain or Greece and then you'll know what it should be like
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why do people shit themselves whilst shopping?seems deviant and odd to me lads!
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>>39492508
Be a man and get her to move to you, why the fuck would you need to move to her unless you wanted to live in that country.
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>>39493077
...atleast people rarely die?
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is schizo guitar anon around for an AMA?
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>>39493100
It's murica, why do you even bother asking?
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A microwave ready meal is NOT a sunday dinner desu

Fucking disgusted
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>>39493093

Oh, there were a few nice areas. Downtown Cambridge and Stamford were quite nice, and there was the odd comfy looking town. However, the vast majority of areas looked pretty poor, grimy, cramped, and miserable.
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Solidarity with all the poor students heading back tomo, you're all fucked.
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>>39493100
Ok I actually have the answer for why there are so many pictures of americans doing this

So there is a specific type of diet pills these fatties go on but they stop you being able to process oil right or something so you get this shit that is almost entirely oil and it just goes straight out and most don't even notice it because they're probably pretty sweaty anyway.
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>>39493120
but this is clearly asda.and we can clearly see this young man has shit himself whilst shopping
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>>39492959
aye cities are shit, its the countryside where it's at
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>>39493192

The British countryside was somewhat confusing though. They have a fair bit of land, but still build shitty tiny row houses right on top of eachother. Country houses in the US have massive plots of land around them.
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>>39493179

he probably shit his pants a decade ago its just a lot of people seem to never wash those grey tracksuit pants and wear them every day
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>>39493144
us poor cunts need somewhere to live too
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>>39493221
>They have a fair bit of land, but still build shitty tiny row houses right on top of eachother.
thats because some asshole's family has owned the field since 1192 and wont let anyone develop on it because he also owns some slums in the city and doesn't want the housing prices to go down
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>>39493179
anal leakage from IBS
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>>39493015
You too lad not even gay
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>>39492959
you must have gone to a shit part

this is like a brit going to some dead middle america town and complaining about strip malls
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>>39493236
but he would surely notice when he put them on that they were covered in shit?this makes little sense.they must stink
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>>39492959

>>it is actually pretty awful
>>houses are tiny
>>people generally seem fairly poor
>>weather is constantly shit

Cant really argue with any of this tbqfh
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>>39493109
I still find it funny that when there was a 'heatwave' here at 25 or 30 degrees a bunch of people died. In any Southern European country that would be a cold day for summer
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>>39492922
Why do we need one? We all talk here.
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>>39493288
I miss the colonies
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Any of you lads into heroin? Needs new hobby desu
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>>39493282

I went on a road trip. Drove from London to Edinburgh and toured all over.
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>>39493168
>diet pill
Anything but eating less eh
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>>39493275
thank yuu fren xx
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>>39493259

Yeah, I found it a bit weird. If they properly utilized the space, the homes would actually have decent sized yards and not have to be shitty row houses, but they just have open fields and then pockets of little, cramped, connected hovels.
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>>39493293
old people on their last legs you mean?
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>>39493311
>The diet pill Alli works by blocking 25 percent of fat from being digested. Alli users take one pill with every meal, and to avoid an "Alli oops" they should eat less than 42 grams of fat a day, or about 15 grams per meal. But those fat grams can be sneaky. One grande Starbucks Caramel Frappuccino contains 15 grams of fat, and if an Alli user adds even a low-fat muffin to that meal, it could get icky.

Forces you to lose weight by forcing you to shit yourself if you don't eat right haha
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>>39493285

maybe he likes buying his asda price canned peaches wearing shit encrusted pants
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>>39493325
>but they just have open fields
as i said lad, even though theres a massive housing shortage people in villages passionate reject any building plans
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>>39493310
If you toured all over america it would mostly look like this

doesn't mean it's all bad
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>>39493353

Just tell them to fuck off and build some actual decent housing.
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do you think these ladies have shit themselves?
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>walk into kitchen
>somthingsmells.jepg
>open bin it's full
>fucking lazy housemates
>lift lid to remove bag
>loads of maggots drop out onto me hand
>FUUUUUUUCK
>drop lid (it's removeable ) maggots splatter all over the floor
>hundreds of the little basterds are cralling all over the place
>fuck fuck fuck
Pour bleach into a bucket mope the flporn to kill the little fuckers
Completing to my landlord about them tbqh
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>>39493364

But those parts of the US aren't really bad. They're convenient, spacious, low cost of living, clean, etc. They lack culture and feel a bit cheesy, but as far as actual daily life they are actually pretty comfy.
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>>39493385
if you take shitting yourself as an amount of grams of shit outside of your anus i'd think more than 1 in that photo has shit themselves right now

fat people can't clean themselves right
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>>39493334
mostly oldies but a few younger people too. just weaklings being purged
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>>39493389
This is why I'm glad I don't have to share kitchen with niggers anymore. Fucking disgusting subhumans just keep dumping more shit into an already full bin and they had the gall to come knocking on my door at 3am to help them clean out.
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>>39492133
>tfw hand cramp from playing my on DS for too long and wanking too much
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>>39493389
>fucking lazy housemates
Sure but why didn't you empty the bin yourself before it got in that state? If they don't help out around the house talk to them and tell them to do more, set up a roter system for cleaning
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>>39493454
Living in a bedsit is so shit my did my parents have to throw me out
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>>39493420
an interesting concept, lad.we could all be surrounded by people who have shit themselves at any time!makes you think, lads!
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>>39493468
I'm always doing it and nobody cared when I complain to them
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>>39493468
What if I hardly cook and never actually use the shared bin? I clearly told my flatmates that but they still blame me anyway.

Looking back, I was a pathetic beta for not standing my ground.
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>>39493293

Brits cannot deal with 25+ degrees


After that we turn into sunburnt drunken messes

Roads start to literally melt

Water shortages, hose pipe bans (always kek at this, it fucking rains 48 weeks a year )
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>>39493512
Eppleby pick on robots because we don't have friends to back us up
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>>39493533
Yeah and it just so happened that the only flatmate I got along with went away on a holiday at the time.
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>>39493533
The word at the start was supposed to be people
Fucking autocorrect
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>>39493556

>leave bin to pile up
>everyone knows if they ignore it anon will get triggered and do it himself
>have to listen to him have a nervous breakdown because the bin is messy
>eventually he changes it and returns to his cave
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>>39493521

Hard to believe that Brits conquered much of the world when modern Brits can't handle a mildly warm day.
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>>39493591
this is exactly what happend fucking people reeeeeeeee
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>>39493564
This poster is from Yorkshire
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Is ebin dead?
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>>39493618
nope why did you think that
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>>39492959
>>lots of disheveled looking people with weird skin growths and other deformities

im glad im not the only one to notice this.

its surprising the amount of people I see out that are doing the funny one leg shorter than the other walk.
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You've got the music in you
Don't let go
You've got the music in you
One dance left
This world is gonna pull through
Don't give up
You've got a reason to live
Can't forget
We only get what we give
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>>39493591
I had this bitch of a flatmate who refused to take out the rubbish because of her 'OCD'. She did wash her hands an absurd amount so there was something going on but not taking out the bins once in a whole year is ridiculous

Eventually we shouted at her to stop being lazy and she took the bins out but that was the only time
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>>39493657
You bullied a mentally I'll person, congrats
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>>39493645
I'VE GOT THE SPIRIT
BUT LOSE THE FEEELING
FEELING
FEELING
FEELING
FEELING
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Will we see a mudslime prime minister of Britain in our lifetime?
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>>39493670
You're probably memeing but she was a proper selfish cunt, just using her 'mental illness' to get out of helping. And if she had OCD wouldn't she want the place to be clean? Bitch didn't clean once
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>>39493729
We've got one as mayor of London, shan't be long lad. For the sake of diversity!
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>>39493657

Shared house/flats sound like a right pain in the arse

Did she do anything to help out or was she too busy washing her hands?

>>39493670

Id have done the same t b h
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>>39493729
The part n parcel guy isn't?
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>>39493742
she still has her job, rip britain
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>>39493657
Honestly, OCD is a disorder based mostly on disgust for things. Disgust for chaos, disorder or dirty things.
Some psychiatrists force people with OCD to face things they are disgusted at, like unorganised work areas and filthy objects.
So in a way she's being treated in a similar way she'd get treated by a psychiatrist. Unless she's faking it all to not take out the rubbish.
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>>39493731
I was memeing but for the record OCD isn't a cleaning disorder, that's just what the Normies think it is. It can manifest itself in lots of different ways.
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>>39493670
OCD has nothing to do with taking out garbage though. She's just a lazy bitch.
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>>39493746
They really are awful, especially student ones. She didn't clean the communal areas once but that was just laziness. Se would spend about 10 minutes washing her hands (each time).

>those arms
>that belly
always makes me laugh
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>>39493749

He's not prime minister. Being a mayor is a meme job
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>>39493755
Such a fucking joke, I was waiting to hear her be suspended at the very least and nothing. And yet Sarah Champion merely says 'There's a problem with pakistani men grooming young girls' and gets fired instantly
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Story time for those who are interested in reading about a shit show:
>2 weeks ago
>excited to be meeting up with my online girlfriend of about 2 and a half years
>I am also somewhat excited because I am going to be starting a course in graphic design after a long period of being NEET
>we meet up and have a really wonderful time for the first 7 days
>father calls
>"anon your sister is about to die"
>I rally up girlfriend and we head out late into the night to try be with her despite it being a long journey
>we make it to the hospital and my sister's husband shows us into the ward
>her breathing is shallow and I decide to go over and hold her hand and stroke her head
>mother whispers "anon is here now"
>she makes one loud exertion and then a small puddle of blood starts forming near her legs
>we are quickly whisked out and are told 5 minutes later that she has passed away (though they needed to wait for an actual doctor to confirm her death)
(1/?)
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>implying freedom actually exists
can't wait to go back to uni
the neet life sucks
and i hate the need to pretend i'm good and friendly towards my family while each one of them drive me insane
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My first day off in a fortnight I just want to mong out at home but there's always some cunt housemate to make you feel guilty about it
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>>39493835
Okay, so continued:
>they take us into a different ward so we can say our goodbyes to my sister
>she is laying there slumped over looking terrible due to jaundice
>my girlfriend is in the room with close family during the most harrowing thing I've ever witnessed
>she has only met my family 3 or 4 times but is invited in anyway due to her being my partner
>she is very supportive and despite it being a ridiculously terrible chapter in our families existence - we bond through our mutual misery
>over the course of the next few days we stick around in parents and home and try to lend whatever support we can offer
>my father is heartbroken which is difficult because normally he is a very stoic man who quietly deals with emotions in the interest of our family
>my girlfriend was very understanding and helped me through some pretty turbulent emotions (neither of us have dealt with death before)
>a few days later
>we are staying in my grandparents house
>I am looking through her phone to see cute pictures we'd taken before my sister had died
>accidentally see a bunch of pictures of some random guy on Snapchat
>I quickly turn her phone off and then wait until she wakes up
(2/?)
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>>39493626

Yes, I killed him with my bear hands
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>>39493931
fug lad why does the thought of a gf cheating upset me more than the thought my sister dying
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>>39493931
Fuck lad, I don't need any morereasons to hate roasties.
Vile behaviour
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>>39493742
are you sure that's not sarcasm?

comes across that way to me.
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>>39493931
More for those who are interested:
>I ask her if I can look through her pictures after we get breakfast
>she gets very defensive and argues with me for about an hour due to my lack of trust - attempts to make me feel guilty for having the audacity to ask
>she eventually storms out and throws her phone onto the bed and says "you won't find anything anyway, I hope this is worth it"
>I instantly go to the picture I'd found before
>she looks surprised and a little distressed (presumably because she realised she was supposed to have deleted that
>I ask her about it and she admits that she was flirting with this guy during a period in which I had previously discovered she had been lying to me but we managed to endure through
>she tells me that she had been flirting with a few people during that period which I was able to forgive as I already knew she was up to shady shit during that month (and we'd gotten by it)
>I suggested that she showed me the messages so we could have total transparency and move past it
>she says okay and begins to get her laptop and makes the remark "the messages might not be there as I deleted them"
>I said "that's okay: I'll be able to recover them
>she looks at me with a stony expression and pulls her laptop from my lap
>"then I can't let you see the messages"
>I say "okay, but you realise this will end our relationship"
>She gets upset and eventually confesses to the fact that she has been masturbating with random people on Omegle only a month or so back
(3/?)
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Team won the splatoon splatfest. Todays a decent day.
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>>39494003
because cheating hurts more than death
.............that fucking cunt
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>>39494029
You've misunderstood. She retweeted a parody account of Owen Jones thinking it was him, then deleted her re-tweet after people called her out. No coverage of this in the guardian or bbc despite a petition with over 40k signatures, no action taken by Labour.
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If you're lurking ebin mate, hope you're doing alright. I believe it was only a minority who attacked you here, most likely the bad lads.
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bye bye roastie
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/03/young-mother-takes-her-own-life-after-7-year-wait-on-housing-list-6899221/
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>>39494037
I used to have the same thing with my ex lad. Whenever I confronted her about something she'd done to upset me she would then get upset that I was pissed off at her.
Ultimately it would end in me having to apologise to her for upsetting her and me having to forget whatever shit thing she had done. Fucking pathetic tbqh
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>>39494094
meanwhile immigrants
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>>39494094
The bitch won't be missed but feel bad for the boy.
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>>39494037
Even more:
>I get frustrated and decide to go tell my grandparents as I needed to vent otherwise I'd lash out
>I tell them and whilst doing so she gets her stuff packed up whilst I am downstairs
>I call her a taxi and essentially just look at her with total defeat... this girl had been slowly building roots into my family, she watched my eldest sister die.
>I ask her for a sentimental book I'd made her for visiting -- I basically created an illustrated book with a bunch of drawings and I'd reached out to all of her family members, friends, etc. to write letters explaining why they loved her
>I even got in touch with the guy teaching her how to bird band as she is very passionate about ornithology and I knew it'd mean the world to her
>She refuses... gets into the taxi and I haven't seen her since
>As she was in the taxi ride she texted my mother with a vague "a lot things are going to going to come out about me and I want you to know I didn't mean to hurt anon"
>My mother gets worried and upset as she assumes something really bad has happened - ex girlfriend was more interested in preserving her image than respecting my mothers space only a day or two after her daughter passed away
>We are still messaging, she apologises profusely and suggests that we should still be friends
>I agree as I do not have many friends and she was my largest beacon of support for the past 2 years
>I started my course this week and have been very stressed out due to my sister dying and crippling insecurities about my artistic abilities...
>I message her because it was her enthusiasm and support that convinced me to pursue Graphic Design in the first place
>She is too busy hanging out with her Aunt in London to respond to me and is instead posting cutesy holiday pictures on her Instragram
(4/?)
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>>39494103
And this is why we're in the position we're in today, men letting themselves be manipulated by women and being walked all over instead of putting their foot down, all for the fearof losing pussy. This is where their entitlement comes from

At least you're aware of it now lad
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>>39494139
Awful when they commit suicide with kids that young. Guessing she was a single mother as well
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I got a pair of high power binoculars and now I just watch people when I'm bored. It's a bit creepy but I can't stop now.
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>>39494094

imagine if this was a paki who took her life after 7 months on the waiting list

The place would be in fucking uproar
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>>39494233
No it wouldn't lmao

If it was some paki it wouldn't even make the news, British media is especially guilty of using young white women to garner rage and sympathy. What's it like in your little bubble, UKIPcuck?
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>>39494073
fucking signed.

https://www.change.org/p/jeremy-corbyn-mp-naz-shah-mp-resign-or-be-sacked-after-retweeting-abused-girls-should-shut-their-mouths

others need to do this cos fuck this bitch
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>>39494256
fuark who is this semen demon
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>>39494153
Nearly done:
>After basically two years of a really intense and loving relationship she is ghosting me during my time of need despite still claiming that "she loves me" and that "We can still be best friends"
>I message her a bunch of lengthy thoughts on how I am feeling and ask her for a response
>"I promise I will have a sizeable response for you once I have down time tonight"
>wait all night, no response
>I get frustrated and express that she was actively making the whole experience of mourning my sister far worse with how she has handled it..
>She eventually responds with this: "I want to be your friend. It's hard right now though, because I don't want to have the same relationship that we did before if it's not romantic
I cant dedicate myself to this in the same way, If we're not in a relationship or pseudo relationship then I need the ability to focus on myself more."

And that is where we are at... still haven't been able to have any kind of proper conversation or closure on this whole thing but figured I'd vent here to get a sense of what people felt.

It is really upsetting to see that her empathy for me has almost entirely disappeared now that she doesn't feel any sense of obligation due to a relationship - I had assumed that -despite her cheating- she still cared enough about me to help me through a difficult time but apparently she is more interested in her London holiday... she didn't even wait days before posting pictures of her posing on Instragram despite her literally watching a woman die and a family collapse.

(5/5)
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>>39494283

>change.org
>might as well piss into the wind
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>>39494283
Petitions are pointless lad, it's just giving you the illusion you're doing something. They made Sarah Champion step down without any petition over speaking the simple truth, they will just brush this under the rug and get away with it
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>>39494283
Cause she doesn't want her dad and brother deported after they find out they're both running rape gangs
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>>39494286
Cut. Her. Out.
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Got a little mole under my chin and gross hairs always grow from it. Luckily just in time to shave but it's disgusting
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>tfw nobody responds to your post ironic shitposting
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>room dropped to 19c last night
>already feeling the chill

How to adjust body for colder weather again?
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>>39492222
Hearty Italian footlong, BMT with marinara sauce, red onion, jalapenos, gherkins, extra pepper cheese.
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>>39494306
I did some reading on her and her dad abandoned them to go with a 16 year old girl. Then her step dad abused both Naz and her mum who eventually poisoned him and killed him

CULTURAL DIVERSITY
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>>39494409
wear socks again
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>>39493657
OH A ROASTIE WITH "OCD" OR "ANXIETY"

IMAJUN MAI SHOK
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>tfw my consumer whore urges are kicking in
Give me something cool to buy, lads.
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>>39493729
within the next 15 years easily. In 20 years you wont recognise this country.
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>>39494445
I've been wearing socks all summer but its still feeling cold.
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>>39494456
Go buy subnatica
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>>39494474
Why buy when you can pirate it though?
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>>39494444
hey thats racist buddy all people from all around the world are equal in every way and all cultures are great, like go back to /pol/ you nazi
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>>39494498
we're not all niggers m8
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>>39494456
Buy this t shirt with a massive pocket on the front
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>>39494456
hearthstone does a great job of fulfilling those urges for me
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>>39494468
wear a second pair
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>>39494498
Because I think the developers are making a pretty cool game and they deserve some money for it, instead of being a nigger than just expects everything for free
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>>39494448
I clarified later, she actually did have OCD because she would spent 15 minutes washing her hands to the point they were all dry and cracked but she was still using it as an excuse to get out of things
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>>39494516
i always thought the idea of spending large sums of cash on digital ccg was stupid
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>>39494515
w2c m8? I would unironically wear it.
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>>39494286
Delete her accounts
Remove her from your life
Ignore any attempts for her to get back in

It's over, accept it lad. She's probably just enjoying the attention knowing you're pining over her while she'll most certainly be showing her tits to randoms on snapchat/omegle right now
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>>39494522
Even my wonsie doesn't help.

What temperature is your room currently?
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>>39494546
It's pretty stupid, but it's still just a video game.

I enjoy playing it, the expansions excite me. It's like 45 quid 3 times a year, I an't argue with that. Game's kept me happy for 3 years now.
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>>39494564
i don't i guess maybe 17c?
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>>39494410
same, good lad
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>>39494552
Go for it lad. I hope I see you in it so I can say hi.
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>>39494286
You dont want to hear this. Especially from a stranger on the internet. Dump this chick. Completely. Do not ever message her again or try to contact her in any way. Ive done the LDR thing and all it should be nothing more than a mild comfort. You are far too invested.
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half an hour to countryfile lads!my benis is becoming engorged at the thought - from 7pm I will be a-tugging like a gud 'un!
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>>39494571
i just feel like if your spending something thats designed to be collectable, you should be able to keep your collection forever and not until the serves inevitably get shut down
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>>39494554
>>39494286
This is the correct response, take a moment to feel sorry for yourself, then pick yourself up, hit the gym, watch your diet, improve your skills, work hard, succeed in life, take your pick of the women
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Just had an absolutely massive shit lads, now I feel okay about going in to work tomorrow. Strange how everything feels okay after a poo.
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>>39494614
I hope you don't buy games on Steam then
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>>39494552
what would you keep in the pocket?
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>>39494502
haha you're right lad what was I thinking being that close minded
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>>39494456
Don't buy anything, invest it in dogecoin
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>>39494636
Probably nothing. I have a few shirts with regular small pockets and I never put anything in them.
>>
cool interviews

homeless guy talking about society:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfU8TUZRtZg&t=1m7s

iggy pop interview(even if you don't like him check it out it's great):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8hCkQwKA00
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>>39494600
Patrician taste m8y.

>>39494618
Poo & brew is my cure all. The whole world looks better after a good shit and a cuppa.
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>>39494618
did you shit in yer pants lad?
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why can't you poofs just call them paki cunts to their faces instead of sitting in your cave whining about how they ruin your country

embarrassing
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>>39494712
you could get arrested for this post if you were in the UK that's why
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just expelled some smelly bum juice lads
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Most dull thread i've seen in a while lads
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>>39494712
Post video immediately of you walking outside and calling a bunch of those animals paki cunts.

Otherwise please sit back down and kindly refrain from such nonsensical ramblings.

inb4 excuses and/or "I was only pretending to be retarded"
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Go to the signing of my contract for my new job tomorrow lads.
Had 3 weeks off and lost 12 pounds so feeling good but can't shake that 'first day back to school' feel. Will probably stay up all night too since my sleep is fucked.
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>>39494814
Congrats on the job and the weight loss. How did you lose it all?
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>>39494827
Thanks lad. No idea, I've sat on my arse drinking cans and fapping for three weeks.

My old job was really stressful though and deskbased so I wasn't really exercising/moving anyway.

Luckily I'm going to Aldi in the warehouse so get to at least walk around all day. I've lost close to a stone in 3 weeks, drinking and eating crisp sandwiches so I'm astounded.

I read stress can lead to weight gain but I'm a firm believer in cal in - cal out.
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>>39494884
What do you mean call in call out
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>>39494564
>wonsie
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>>39494763
Well you're not helping that either you boring cunt
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>>39494897
calorie in - calorie out

I was in the army and big on phys a few years ago, I believe it's all calorie based with a touch of keto (to make you feel better more than anything).
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>>39494286
I had wrote a long reply but I've erased it now. Told my own personal story. The moral was though; cut her out and throw yourself into something meaningful or productive. Make a tighter relationship with your family, and when you're finally ready to move on again you can start talking to girls again.

I would say making friends of girls is fine, but you run the risk of thinking too much about your ex and how it used to be. Forget them first, then move on.
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>>39494884
>cal in- cal out
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY GENETICS
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>>39494987
my mother filled my head with that shit. I spent my teens fat/stocky because of her.
>muh starvation mode
>muh low fat foods
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I just love eating, me!
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>>39495031
Sorry to hear that lad, they'll say anything but the truth to keep themselves deluded it's not their fault.

You're on the right path now, any plans to lose more weight or put muscle on?
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>>39495164
slowly transition back onto the ketomeme. The weight will drop off once I'm moving again, deskjobs aren't for me.

I put 3 stone on in a year.

She had my best interests at heart but growing up in a Northern town, you get fed huge teas/dinners. Dumplings, stodgey pies, cake and custard, mountains of food.
Some people around here cook like we're still going down the pit for 12 hours.
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Just face it, wasps are one of the lads
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>>39495314
countryfile rules!
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>>39495256
>growing up in a Northern town, you get fed huge teas/dinners. Dumplings, stodgey pies, cake and custard, mountains of food.
>Some people around here cook like we're still going down the pit for 12 hours.

Tell me about it. My grandma feeds people like they are about to haul steel girders for 16 hours. If I at any point say that I am not hungry she will scream "BUT YOU'VE GOT TO EAT!!!!!" As if I didn't eat an hour before. I've lost over 2 stone in the last 5 months but even at 16st and 6'3" I am still a fatty. I understand the uphill battle.
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Going to London for 10 days to visit my partner. Fucking hate leaving Scotland, especially to go to that stupid smog infested bubble. How the fuck is only 49% of your disgusting city white, why is being attacked an ever present threat? We have high crime rates up here as well desu, but London feels like it wants you to be full of spite and aggression. There isn't even anything that's actually nice to do there either.
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>>39495413
>How the fuck is only 49% of your disgusting city white, why is being attacked an ever present threat?
Are you that delusional that you don't see the link here or am I misreading your post?
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>>39495256
yea i totaly read this comment and not look at the porn
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>>39495256
>>39495369
Growing up in the North in a family of Irish descent means endless potatoes in all their forms. And it all turns to stodge in your stomach and makes you want to lie down.
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>>39495472
The points were in the same sentence to imply correlation, apologies if that was unclear mate
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>>39495513
I got you it was just phrased weirdly
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Just thinking about late 2006, staying up and watching The Mighty Boosh still makes me feel comfy. We're never going back are we lads?
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>>39495558
My GF told me that I always get a bit weird around large groups of dark-skinned fellows, had to explain to her that I'm no a full on, raving racist, just not used to seeing so many ethnics around in such a small area, in my town the only coloured folk usually work in corner shops, as stereotypical as that sounds it IS truth
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>>39495564
What a shite show this was. But no, the glory days of childhood and no worrying will never return
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First day of work tomorrow lads... like, ever. I never had part times jobs or weekend work or anything like that. Now I'm going straight into an office job.

Any advice?
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>>39495622
Fake it till you make it. After a few weeks, ask your boss which areas he thinks you could improve in/for general criticism, shows initiative and helps open doors for company progression
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>>39495617
Very comfy show tbqh
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>>39495564
Thank fuck we will never have to endure those fucking awful psuedo-mullets (an example of which Noel Fielding is wearing here) and nu-male nu-rave instigated by The Klaxons and Hadouken ever again.
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>>39495699
>company progression
It's with the NHS and it's a fixed term position.
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>>39495492
have some more

>>39495369
yup, my gran makes food and asks 'do you want bread and butter with that?' 'I can fry some onions for the top' 'do you want some cheese on top?' All while you're eating it.
>>39495505
Yup, many a Sunday afternoon filling your gut with too much and going to sleep on the couch. Getting up and having jam roly poly and custard.

I mean it's nice but we no longer need this amount of food. I've offended people because I've got to the point of arguement because I don't want to eat anymore and I'll vom.
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>>39495720
If you want comfy try Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
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>tfw Dark Matter got cancelled
F
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>>39495723
Man-buns and how fucking wet the current youth culture is are just as bad tbqh famalam

>>39495720
Season 1 was comfy verging on kino, goes to shit hard but was a general good time
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>>39495699
this is good advice. Show an interest even though you probably don't care (nobody there will).

>>39495762
I'd be careful, I've heard a lot of old staff are leaving the NHS because they're taking the piss and wont put up with it. Don't want to put you off lad but make sure they don't take advantage of you.
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>>39495769
I have. I've exhausted all the good British shows at this point.
>>39495791
I preferred the shop season desu
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>>39495720
>comfy
I self-inserted as Julian Barrett so not for me
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i miss caring about this
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want to play vidya but to tired life is hard
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Having some right stinky farts boys hahaha.
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>>39495787
I know those feels lad.

Killjoys got two more seasons though, so I suppose thats something. Also no spoilers, im 3 episodes into season 3. 5 is looking cuter by the episode
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Holy shit lads who fucking remembers this shit???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYdUZdan5i8

It was all over the fucking news. Whoever makes the next OP needs to add cat-bin-lady to it.
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>>39495819
What are your favourite shows? I've been re-watching the Morris stuff and it's just so good
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>>39495879
I tried Killjoys but the style is really grating. I assume it must improve at some point. I'll miss DM it got me through a rough time
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>>39495886
Man it felt like it was headline news for weeks. Now it takes a dozen dead people at least.
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Holy fuck, just had some of my brothers elvanse, shit makes everything seem great, how much of a ballache is adult adhd diagnosis?
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>>39495769
not comfy, too spoopy
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>>39495987
You must be high if you think you could fake it well enough and long enough to get it prescribed.
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>>39495889
Favourites are probably Black books, Alan partridge, the office and peep show, there probably are a lot of good shows I haven't seen desu but I'm not aware of them
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>>39495939
>>39495939
>I tried Killjoys but the style is really grating.
I understand that mate. It did improve drastically after season 1, but it's so clearly not for everyone.

Dark Matter is boss as fuck though, I spent a lot of my week off this last week watching it. Great stuff. Mixed up watching DM and playing Elite Dangerous, so it was a pretty great spacey week off.

Will miss Jodelle Ferland the most. She is my 3d waifu. Also like 90% of the pics of her I have saved are saved as terrible 5 puns.
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>>39496035
You have similar tastes to me. What is your favourite era of Alan Partridge?
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>>39495886
Kek I remember this, what a madwoman

I also remember that guy who ran over a cat or a dog and then proceeded to reverse over it another 20 times
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Superior 3-D waifu coming through
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>>39495889
Nathan Barley and Jam are some lesser-known Morris classics.
Blackadder, Bottom, The Young Ones, Father Ted are absolutely legendary British comedies.
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>>39496121
ugly tomboy dyke bitch
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>>39496083
I might rewatch Babylon 5. Maximum comfy sci-fi kino
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>>39496159
suck muh willy faggot
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>have a few days off
>decide to go to the cinema
>have a look at listings online
>8.79 to see a film on a monday afternoon

what a time to be alive
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>>39492116
>>39492133
I liked my job for the first couple of weeks, but now I wish guns were legal in this country.
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>>39496150
Jam is my favourite lad, possibly my favourite show ever. Everything from the dark surrealism, the humour, the music. Just perfection. Don't think there will ever be a show like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQm9sZnvH3g

Will have to check Bottom out, have seen it mentioned here before.
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how do i tell my dad he is bipolar?
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>>39496222
Nice kevs, I love going to the pictures, I still carry around my student id even though I've no longer a student, I get into films for about 5 bongs at my local, nutty
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>>39496222
Don't even bother looking at the price of popcorn or drinks, it's even more than the ticket. Absolute piss take
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>>39496273
Make him realise it himself.
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>>39496273
You've diagnosed your dad?
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Been on holiday for a fortnight lads. Can't bear to go to work tomorrow
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Lads I got a really strong boner, what do?
No, I won't take a picture of it.
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Watching Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
It's basically Reddit: The Movie. It fucking sucks.
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>>39496444
Woke up with a stiffy like a baseball bat this morning.
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>>39496461
What would be 4chan: The Movie?
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>>39496210
oh so this is what she meant by "modelling"
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>>39496485
American Psycho maybe.
Any movie about autism. X+Y maybe.
WALL-E but a version where EVE just denies him
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>>39496485
Dark Knight Rises
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>>39496485
We need to talk about Kevin

desu
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>>39496461
I couldn't watch the first one, it was enough reddit for me.

I didn't understand the appeal, I couldn't tell you much of what happened and I'm the type who actually sits and watches a film. Not cock about on their phone during like an ADHD riddled millenial.

I remember Chris pratt being goofy then they had to get some people out of a space jail. Thats about it.
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>>39496485
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism:_The_Musical
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>>39496559
I have ADHD but I usually have enough attention to be able to watch movies.
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>he uses 'Reddit' as an insult
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>>39496619
I didn't use Reddit as an insult, I used it to desribe the movie. In the movie (so far) one of the most reddit scenes is where chris pratt calls the raccoon a trash panda and there's a whole scene about it.
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Anyone else have no friends in Uni? I have my housemate who's alright in small doses but no one else, I literally spent my first year inside my room drinking and watch TV, the rare times I was in class I just signed the register and walked out.
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>>39496485
Lars And The Real Girl, but less Ryan Gosling and more fat neckbeard
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>>39496690
Are you gonna fail lad? Do you work and learn at home or do fuck all?
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finally taught myself to lactate lads
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>>39496726
I had to repeat a few assignments over the summer because I fucked up so hard, I studied computer science and didn't program in my spare time the whole year. Had to get my housemate to help me. I should pass the year though, hopefully...
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>>39496726
In my final year I only showed up a a handful of times to class, didn't keep up with the work on my own and just did assignments the night before without any clue what they were about. Don't know how I passed or wasn't kicked lol
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Any of you lads want a game of willy wars?
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when are dominos doing the winter survival deal again
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>>39496805
What did you get in the end?
oregano
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>>39496805
Wait you completed uni without ever showing up and doing the most important stuff the night before.
Are you wicked smart?
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>>39496619
gb2 reddit fag
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>>39496850
2:2 unfortunately

>>39496860
It was at an average uni so that probably helped. Still, law is not an easy degree

Literally every coursework was done the night before, I would start around 10 at night by reading the textbook (since I didn't know what it was all about) and then write the 3000 words as I went along and finish in the morning/ afternoon. After seeing my coursemates work on their essays for at least a month and getting the same marks (2:1s) that made me think I was pretty smart but they're all doing stuff with their lives because they're normal people so what's the point? I'm also a spastic so with exams I would sperg out because of my nerves and mess up
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>>39495764
where can I find my personal bulking grandma?
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>>39496984
Jesus, for doing the bare minimum in your final year, a 2:2 is pretty good. Noice.
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>>39496988
get a personal bulking bro instead
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>>39496805
Did they not record attendance?
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>>39497018
sing us a song piano man :'c
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>>39496997
thanks, it worked out in the end but it was such a retarded way of getting through uni. only way I could cope though, just 5 all nighters per year and some exams and the rest of my time was free for vidya/shitposting

>>39497031
Only for tutorials, but they didn't seem to give a shit that I never went to any. I remember in first year they mentioned that they had these 'ghost students' who were registered on the course and did the work but not once showed up. Only later did I realise how that happened
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>>39497018
christ he looks so ugly
his wife was only with him for his money right? it was pretty obvious that this guy wasn't living into his elderly years, she just got ahead of the competition and won his money in the end when he died
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>>39497102
body builders are insane, theyre bodies end up looking like a wet sack full of eels and it fucks up their bodies as well
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>>39497069
Don't have a song for you lad but I have this. WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW5QPjfJ7Vo

>>39497102
HE'S BEAUTIFUL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

His russian ex was only with him for his money and a visa, absolute whore she was. They broke up and he got with another woman who was really nice and caring, but then days after he died his ex was talking about she deserves his money

>>39497122
Not all bodybuilders look like that, he used synthol and a bunch of other shit to look the way he did.
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>>39497102
From what I can tell Rich seemed like a pretty good guy but yeah she was obviously after his money. I doubt he was with her for her personality either though.
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>>39497018

Uncanny

Origi
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some meme potential here lads?
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>>39497163
Steve is literally chad. Not fair.
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any of you guys used a glory hole?
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>>39497264
no because I'm not a fucking degenerate fag
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>>39497256
5'10 vs 6'?

midget look sick considering
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>>39497264
no I dont want my cock cut off
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>>39497261
Seriously he's so beautiful, it really is unfair

At least he seems pretty thick
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>>39497279
I was thinking of trying one out but my boyfriend says it could be risky.shall I do?maybe i could put my ass up against it?
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>>39497339
found a 'girl' on adultwork advertising this. Only thing stopping me is the fact some huge dude could grab my dick the other side, bend it 90 degrees up and staple it there and I'd be fucked
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>>39497359
He literally uploads 'just b urself' videos bless him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxrX_y55tjg
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>>39497391
the risk is part of the fun though.My dream would be a huge black member coming through one
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>>39497373
>>39497447
Either shitty bait or just shit posts.
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>>39497447
piteous creature
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>>39497469
shitty bait

if someone is going to spend their time baiting here at least make it slightly original or funny
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>>39492092
Britbongs don't have labor day tomorrow, like us le superior Americans
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>>39496284
used to be able to go the cornerhouse in manchester for 3 bongs as a student, good times.

>>39496285
I usually take me own, don't seem to be too bothered if you're not being too obvious. They are massively overpriced in there
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>>39497631
tbf we did have a bank holiday a little while ago
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might get these tomorrow and eat them all in one go
at the very least I'd never want to do it again
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My legs hurt

Originally
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>>39497663
>not making your own delicious the simpsons tm iced donuts at home for a fraction the price
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Got a confirmed fungal nail infection, lads. Bit embarassing, really
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>>39497698
matt? I know that's you, just get that toe cut the fuck off already baka
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>>39497698
did you visit ebins bedroom?
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>>39497663
I cant remember the last time I had a donut. I'd be sick trying to eat all that
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What should I play with me willy to lads?
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>>39497708
mpreg diaperfur vore
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>>39497708
>What should I play with me willy to lads?
A truly patrician choice
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>>39492092
>Ebin's window not boarded up
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>>39497701
literally who
>>39497702
no

Incidentally, this is the first time i've posted in these threads for about a year, what have i missed?
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>>39497736
A shite David Bowie pose attempt tbqh.
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>>39492677
Still waiting for tilde to follow.
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Friendly reminder Depression, Anxiety, OCD and Autism doesn't exist it's all bullshit
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>>39497708
tiddies, but you can look at them on youtube
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>>39497708
http://animopron.com/

this guys videos changed my life. I can't fap to anything else. All available to download for free.

New release due in the next few weeks.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iyRSgesV28

"stab you in your throat, how the fuck you gonna snitch"
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>>39497759
>Autism
can you tell my 11 yr old nephew he keeps running around screaming and shitting himself all day.
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>>39497817
just needs a clip around the ear innit
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>>39497631
We had a bank holiday literally last week mate
we also have a lot more holiday than you anyway
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>>39497787
>not making your own delicious anime porn at home for a fraction the price
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>>39497817
He ain't autistic, just a fucking retard.

Use to put people like these in asylums.
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>>39497930
Proper autists are retarded.
>>
Do you ever think about what the Queen is doing right now? Like she's just gotten comfortably in bed, perhaps with a cup of tea and a jammy dodger, watching television and suffering from her own level of like.. existentialism? Like is she worrying about the country, or just more stressed and interested in what she's doing tomorrow?
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>>39497968
she'll be enjoying her evenings' dry martin
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>>39497817
>shitting himself all day.
At least make the bloke wear nappies
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Has there ever been a band better than Joy Division? Swans come close, but just can't ever compete to a poor manc depressive and his mates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCLalLXHP4
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>>39497968
>is she worrying about the country
that's pretty much all she's done for decades.Now William and Kate are established as popular royals and are ready to take the spotlight she can relax and have a few comfy evenings with her husband before they both die.
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>>39497968
I imagine she goes to sleep every night with the words "we should kill him too" whispered into her ear by Philip, and she wonders, just for a moment, whether he's right and Charles needs to go
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just realised that roomie has been putting hormones in my protein shakes

should i go to the constabulary?
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>>39497968
I always imagine the queen wipes her bottom with pink notes.
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>>39498059
>hormones in my protein shakes
Now this is more like it. Give us your greentext lad
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>>39498014
when are you coming over to (8)chan where the real lads are?
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>>39498059
Yes. If that is true. That's a big if. And also, do you have proof because they wont be able to do anything without proof, but at least you can send the shits up your roomie. Also, move out faggot queer.
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>>39497930
Half of us here would have ended up in asylums too back in the day
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>>39498059
no, just accept you place as his sissy femboi bitch
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>>39498059
>should i go to the constabulary

yes. why would he even do this?
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>>39497968
She's probably in bed right now giving herself a cheeky finger
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>>39498059
The police can never have too much information. Even if your tip doesn't directly lead to an arrest, it will stay on record for future when he does other dodgy shit. Eventually the collective information record may be useful for prosecution.

Never be afraid of giving unsubstantiated tips or "wasting" police time. It all adds up
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>>39498079
Not a chance lad.

>>39498096
>tfw asylums would be comfy as fuck.
>pills
>chess
>3 meals a day
>access to books, probably even a tv in your room now, maybe even consoles and a pc if your parents are good enough to spring for it (or if you get something like benefits)
Honestly it sounds cushty as fuck.
Maybe even get bennies to spend on things you like.
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>>39498167
Make sure you ask for a reward code though
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>>39498014
Talk Talk lad, one of the few bands to get better over time. Threw away fame and fortune for the sake of their art

Love me some Joy Div though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR45WPnM3qU
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17 dead drain flies and counting
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>>39498059
Start slipping him some laxatives.
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>>39498059
if true absolutely
if LARPing then take it to Ficitonmania
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>>39498014
>Has there ever been a band better than Joy Division?
Nah lad no way.
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>>39498200
>Not a chance lad.

why not ?
>>
One of the worst shows I've ever seen
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>>39498204

This is an elite britfeel meme on par with 'This plate is your fate'
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>>39498310
Could have told you it would just just from that image.

It's clearly a show for girls lad.
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>>39497817
>Autsim
>shitty undisciplined spoilt kid
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>>39498200
>not a chance lad
Always knew you were sound.

Asylums might sound nice but you don't know what kind of freaks you'd be with, and they can always drill a hole in your brain in an attempt to 'fix' you and fuck you up even more
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Kennedy
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>>39497999
He does.
>>39498343
Edgy post mate well done
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>>39497968
I sometimes wonder what the moderately famous are doing. Take for example the man who plays Ian Beale. Is his wifr making him clean the gutters? is he washing his car? posting some letters? looking for an all inclusive two week holiday in tenerife?
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>>39497968
>perhaps with a cup of tea
only if it has a few shots of gin in it lad
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>>39498348
>they can always drill a hole in your brain in an attempt to 'fix' you
Not exactly the same but coincidentally I'm just about to watch a doc on trepanning
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>>39498257
Post pics of your trap setup please
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>>39497968
Sound asleep dreaming of reuniting the empire. Wishing that todays youth wasn't so commie and that they'd fight for her.
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>>39498398
I will do if it gets really gross, it's just a glass of beer and sugar with a bit of washing up liquid and some dead flies

Surprised its double digits, only saw 3 when i set it up
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>>39498249
Like a bit of Talk Talk, mainly because of their influence on post-rock.

>>39498292
Top image lad.

>>39498303
Just not my scene lad.

>>39498348
Yeah, the being locked in with nuts and 'experimental therapy' would be a cunt, but modern society kind of shuns those things, but then they also shun asylums, so who knows.

Maybe if it was like prison that you had sections for the proper mental, the more danger to themselve mentals, and failed normies.
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I always feel unhappy and want to go back to some better time when I at least felt young, but then I remember I was unhappy back then too and wanted to grow older to find happiness

Is happiness just a meme that isn't actually attainable? it only seems to be something people have in movies and stuff
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Getting reeeeaaaaal fed up with the jews lads. Just saying.
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>>39498426
>fight for her
Fight for your country mate, not some random old hag
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>>39497968
Considering what to have for tea tomorrow I reckon. Philip wants fish fingers but she is hankering for a nice Fray Bentos. Probably with a can and an Embassy Number One on the go. Our Liz doesn't do cheap fags.
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>>39498453
>Is happiness just a meme that isn't actually attainable?
Happiness isn't a constant. People forget to teach you this at a young age. Happiness is attainable. Everyone feels happiness at certain points in their lifes. It could be for a day, an hour, a year, but happiness does exist, you've felt it, probably many times. Even in something small like playing lego or watching a show you really like. But it is not a constant. And people forgot this, and try to achieve permanent happiness, through drugs, alcohol, sex, work, extreme sports, whatever. Chasing after something like that will only lead to less happiness as you realise you can never catch it.

Enjoy the happy times lad, don't chase them.
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>>39498467
why lad
what have those mad lads been up to again
>>
>>39498467
alright Sam Hyde
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>>39498490
>not fighting for both queen and country
Either way modern youths are commie scum.
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>>39498518
>>39498519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXEvHv3Vjs

fuck da jews
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>>39498538
>wanting to die for some 90 year old hag who doesn't care about you in any way whatsoever
howling
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want to go on that chernobyl tour after watching the cloth map video by drew formerly of giant bomb desu

>tfw no money
>tfw have to look after mum
>can't leave home for more than a day without worrying myself sick about if she's managed to feed herself properly or had a heart attack or something
>entire youth wasting away because I had the misfortune of being born an only child of a single mother
>>
About to watch that new death note film on the old netflix lads. Anyone seen it? Am I wasting my time?

Hope there is some clunge in there at least.
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>>39498538
NOT MY QUEEN.

But seriously, fuck the queen, and fuck the country. I will only choose to fight if we were invaded.

>>39498564
>tfw she dies we're gonna have 52 weeks of BBC shows about the queen, hosted by blacks, woman and muslims.
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>>39498567
Obviously you should just kill her and make it look like an accident
Just a wee bit of banter GCHQ
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>>39498567
me mate went on that and there was a picture of him in the local people whith his geiger counter
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>>39498586
William defoe is in it.
That makes it a 10/10.

Everything else about it drags it to a 4/10
Even Defoe couldn't save it.
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>>39498592
THE QUEEN IS DEAD BOOOOOOOOOOOYS
AND IT'S SO LONELY ON A LIMB
>>
Cant wait for all the edgy posts and arguments when the Queen dies
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did you have a good sunday
yes or no
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>>39498567
Single mothers should be banned desu
>>
>>39498564
I'm a filthy northern worker ant anyway. Dying for the queen is the best way to spend my life.
>>
>>39498586
They made L black for diversity

dont bother
>>
>>39498674
Why is race relevant?
>>
>>39498647
it went by too fast just like every other day
>>
>>39498647
Why does she use so much make-up? She could be pretty and not look like a used up whore

My Sunday was shit, I did literally nothing productive. FUcking rain made me stay inside all day
>>
>>39498674
They made the rest of the cast white.

Why no japs?

L being black was diversity, but overall it doesn't really matter.

The film was shit regardless.
>>
>>39498686
>complain about lack of asians in modern films
>take story written in Japan
>replace lead with a nigger
Wonder whats wrong here.
>>
>>39498686
Show was already full of "POCs" why make them black and white.
>>
What do you lads think of these cancerous TOWIE mongs?
https://streamable.com/bpm13

I reckon they want hanging myself
>>
>>39498592
The Queen makes taxes cheaper, even without the tourist money she brings in.
Great lass. The Gov't is what I fucking dislike.

>tfw she dies we're gonna have 52 weeks of BBC shows about the queen, hosted by blacks, woman and muslims.
Oh shit not looking forward to that, long live the Queen. Even on the radio it's gonna be dreadful.
>>
>>39498741
Deserve a good firing squad tbqh lad
>>
>>39498722
You don't get it, it's only good when asians play characters that are meant to be white

And if it happens the other way around it's not ok
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41077054
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>>39498674
Should have made the main guy black really

L was a pasty faced hikki, makes more sense to make him white so you can show that

But guess they couldn't do that because it would be a show about a black guy killing fuckloads of people
>>
>>39498741
>What do you lads think of these cancerous TOWIE mongs?
I don't

>>39498752
Gonna be sad when the Queen pops her cloggs tbqh, and anyone who acts edgy or progressive saying they don't should be shipped out of the country
>>
Lads I tried weed for the first time and the effects are really disappoint... did I do something wrong?

I was browsing videos, porn, music....... and I didn't care for it at all, I had 0 motivation. Like none of it mattered and its a complete waste of time, now I still have the feeling 8 hours after smoking, when will this feeling go? it sucks
>>
>>39498784
Do you think he got laid for that?
>>
>>39498825
He got at least 10 virtue points for that definitely
>>
>>39498824
It's not for everyone. I still smoke it sometimes but it's not the amazing wonder drug stoners claim
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>>39498817
Not edgy, not progressive. I don't like the queen and I won't be bothered when she dies
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>>39498870
why dont you like her
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O-O-ORDERRRR 5
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>>39498900
I've got nothing against the queen personally, she could be a very nice person for all I know. My problem is with the monarchy as an institution, she has does nothing to be in the position she is in apart from being born into it. I also hate how people worship them and follow their personal lives and children, they all need to fuck off.
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>>39498954
this commie needs to be replaced
literally said that Trump would not be allowed in 'his' house
such a fucking stupid thing to say it makes my blood boil just thinking about it
>>
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/03/xi-jinping-dark-shadow-north-korea-nuclear-test-chinese-brics
xi poster, can you sort this out please
>>
>>39498989
He's a glorified secretary, he doesn't have the power to do that.
>>
>>39498994
>xi poster
>he doesn't know that's Xi himself
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>>39499027
whether it's actually xi or not he still posts xi and is thus a xi posters
>>
>>39499053
You calling him 'Xi poster' and not just 'Xi' implies you think it's someone impersonating him. That really is Xi Jinping
>>
>>39498784
This actually put me off the new movie.
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>>39499069
Yeah, and I'm actually Abe.
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>>39499091
How's it going mate? You scared of that fat fuck neigbour of yours?
>>
>>39499069
if you post xi, you are a xi poster
simple as. end of.
>>
How come on sky all the babestation channels are live but on freeview they're not on air yet?
>>
>>39499091
abe-kun, will you stop pixellating porn please?
>>
>tfw mastered snapping my fingers

can barely feel my middle finger while typing desu, gone so numb from repetitively snapping. now I find it quite hard to stop myself, end up doing a few dozen every time I just want to do a couple because I want to try and make the loudest one I possibly can. find it even more addictive than practicing electrics in tekken
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>>39499136
>wanting to see ugly vaginas and dicks
>not enjoying the based asian boobies
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>>39499121
More afraid of those cucks on the south, tbqh.

>>39499136
Vagoos look gross, though. You think I have the lights on when I bone Akie?
>>
Any if you lads hate being touched? I feel a constant desire to be intimate with qt girls but at the same time I hate being touched by people.
>>
>>39499211
>Attack Japan
Lmao what
>>
>>39499247
I just want them to touch my weenie lol
>>
>>39499247
I used to be like that as a kid. Now I don't know how to physically touch someone without looking like a mong.
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>>39499249
They're just jealous because I'm not part of a cult.
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Oh good god shit nigga what are you doing
>>
>>39499339
Fuaaaark how did they do this shit

What's the name of the doc?
>>
>>39497163
piano man was a treasure :c
>>
>>39499360
>What's the name of the doc?
Hole in the Head.
>>
>>39498292
>>39498014
This track lads. Joy division are absolutely phenomenal. Pisses me off I'll never get to see them live but its probably better that ian topped himself.
>>
>>39498978
We'll put you in the edgy pile then
>>
>start wanking
>half way through realise someone is actually doing these things I can only fantasies about
>get depressed and put my dick away
>>
Currently arguing with gf lads. Lend me your energy to end this.
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>>39499690
inform the thott that she should be gone
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>>39499690
fuck off lewis
>>
NEW THREAD enjoy ladss

>>39499786
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>>39499621
>write well thought out and reasoned opinion
>lol stop being edgy
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